/got/

/got/

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Grrm
>We watched Lost every week trying to figure it out, and as it got deeper and deeper I kept saying, ‘They better have something good in mind for the end. This better pay off here.’ And then I felt so cheated when we got to the conclusion

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE SOMETHING ELSE? GEE I WONDER WHAT ELSE SOUNDS LIKE THAT

I still can't believe that D&D were the same fucks who wrote the most memorable quote "Chaos is a ladder" scene by Littlefinger (yes, this scene is actually not in the books). And then they delivered Season 8 Episode 3. The fuck!?

This.

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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Is there? For a 40-year-old knight with one hand?

>dorne
>raping cersei
>not leaving cersei until end of s7

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what an ugly bitch

>“I was pissed. I was pissed that it wasn’t me killing the Night King. I would’ve given you...I’d have bet you thousands. Before I read the finals, I was like yeah, it’s definitely me. And then they lead you on, Jon’s chasing the Night King.”
>"It’s going to look cool but I wanted, in some ways — just as Jon does — to get back down on the ground. The fact he can fly a dragon means he has to but his place is down there amongst the sword swingers. But that whole episode should be mesmerizing.”
based kit tearing D&D a new one
and all they can fire back with is "b-but you're short"

You're all getting subverted again you idiots. There's still one twist left to fit in three episodes.

Have faith.

I can't wait for her to become Jon's love interest in the books.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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You either live long enough to see yourself become the villain or die a hero.

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BY WHAT RIGHT THE DABID JUGDE HOW THE user'S SHOW ENDS?

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The show fucked up because it never showed kid Jaime crossdressing like he does in the books.

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W-where's Margaery?

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>killed his cousin
>raped his sister
nah

>cersei gets stabbed by Arya in the heart
>she turns into a white walker
>last episode is episode 3 but better
>D&D pats themselves on the back for subverting yet again

by all accounts, martin should utterly despise this episode, most of his views on storytelling and how to treat your audience are completely opposite to what d&d did

>You're all getting subverted again you idiots.

>no turns out the night king is cersei
>gets killed by arya AGAIN

subverted!

shame about that face tho

So does this bitch have aids now?

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>The show fucked up because it never showed kid Jaime crossdressing like he does in the books.

*unzips pants

Go on.....

pic related is the twist

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Right here, m'lord

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i dont think he will ever say anything about it. hbo is giving him assloads of money for all the GoT prequels they're making, so he still has to work with these people for years to come.

So why the absolute FUCK did that one White Walker let Samwell FUCKING Tarly alive in season2? Why the FUCK did Jon Snow come back to life? What the FUCK was Bran doing during the entire episode? Watching porn?

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>episode 4 cuts to jaimie's hand
>turns out it fell off during the battle and he's fine

I watched E1 and E2 twice in case I missed anything important about a day or two after it aired. I couldn't get myself to rewatch E3 yet.

I'm just so tired Yea Forums

It's beautiful...

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It's down to 8.8 on IMDb, and has been dropping about .01 a day. If it settles down at 8.6, it'll be in the bottom 10 episodes of all time.

>So why the absolute FUCK did that one White Walker let Samwell FUCKING Tarly alive in season2?

White walkers were retconned to be evil in season 4.

>Why the FUCK did Jon Snow come back to life?

To become King of Westeros

>What the FUCK was Bran doing during the entire episode? Watching porn?

watching the night king, no literally that's it

people still use imdb? lmao

What the actual fuck was Bran doing all episode
Seriously what the fuck
Someone post the drawing of him warging all the ravens to carry Arya

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

Jon belongs to Val

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maybe, perhaps, it's not D&D's fault, and some executive gave the orders to turn the series into a hollywood flick, and no one can divulge this information because they are under contract. Maybe D&D secretly protested the orders because they knew what the reaction would be.

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>"If any writer's going to write about war, then I want him to treat war honestly. One thing I know about war from people who served in Vietnam and served in other wars, is that is does bring out the beast in men, and anybody can die. It doesn't matter if you're the hero, I think everybody who died in any war thought they were the hero right up till the moment that the bullet blew off the top of their skull. So it irritates me when I'm watching a movie or reading a book and the hero is going through incredible dangers, him and his six buddies, and none of them die. You know, maybe one of them gets wounded at some point, but they all survive pretty much untouched at the end." - GRRM

But it's 7:30 in the morning. Are you still up from last night? Don't you have a job to go to? Better drink some /sip/ if you hope to make it through the day.

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She came jumping at me, this dumb high-born lass, thinking she could end the long night with a single stab of her dagger. I caught her in midair, but she did a trick with where she drops her dagger and catches it with her other hand. Gods, I was weak then. Stabbed me in my breastplate. Probably shattered every wight I had. Right before she brought it down I shouted, "Wait! Wait!" They never tell you how short the long night really is. They don’t put that part in the songs. Stupid me. Now I'm dead like everyone else. I could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart white walkers, and today my wife would be making me miserable, Craster's sons would be ingrates, and I'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl. Wine!

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>cersei gets stabbed by Arya in the heart
Wrong, Missandei skullthumbs Cersei like the mountain did to Oberyn because that's more unexpected.

>didn't even appear in the show

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Mate have you seen their interviews and behind the scene narrations? D&D are fucking hacks.

kek

Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific quasimodo monster face

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reminder bran fors befor

>jon snow just turns into a fucking white walker for no fucking reason just to subvert the viewers

he must be going fucking crazy right now. he's probably throwing furniture around all over his house while he stuffs his face with doritos

Top notch.

Why didn't we see headless Ned and Rickon this episode?

>sorry about your armies, dragon, and most trusted Queensguard Dany. I didn't know we had a magic face changing assassin that could have just gone after the Night King on some covert mission.

what the fuck is this reddit shit

>has a spare one dangling around his belt

Top Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=jY2jAnV5Fa4

>D&D cause GRRM to die from a heart attack with how bad the episode is, meaning that D&D not only ruined the show, but they also ruined the books too

I'm always here Tommen

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I'm only on chapter 23 on the first book (only found out about alys from the wiki), gimme a quick rundown on val

lmao grrm doesn't give a shit. he took the paychecks and all his moral went out the window. guy is the biggest fraud in the history of literature.

This is Mark Hamill all over again.

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GODS WHAT A GOOD POST

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Yes, she has the aids now

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IT HURTS

post yfw ice spiders overrun king's landing in episode 5

The same reason they let him live in S8. It's their form of a practical joke since he'd be too slow to be a wight.

She's kind of based around one character from the books, but that's about it. Would not have minded seeing more of her.
And speaking of waste - pic related, she appears in later books but in a show she was in season 2 only, right?
Yeah, to bad we didn't get Taena aka myrish swamp. But fanfics are better than what GURM have us anyway.
archiveofourown.org/works/845733
archiveofourown.org/works/1186610

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its not happening

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GRRM dies, his will tells D&D to finish writing the books

post your reaction

0/10

its not happening

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YOU'RE TEARING YOURSELF APART Yea Forums

STOP BELIEVING GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IT NEVER DOES

Not him but I just woke up and unironically had a Pipeline Punch. Juice Monsters are the patrician's juice.

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I liked the scenes with Sansa and Tyrion in the crypts. I have really enjoyed watching their characters develop more than any of the others.

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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He's adjusting the pieces in the past to let Arya kill NK.
Give that dagger to Arya, warged into Melisandre, warged into Beric, warged into Hound

newfaggot go back

Right, I forgot about that woman. Who was she exactly? Will this ever be explained? Well, I don't think so. GoT is dead.

Wildling hottie. She stays at Castle Black after the wildings pass through and lives in a tower guarded by Wun Wun. Some douche vale knight wants to enter the tower but the giant fucks him up which starts the fight where Jon gets stabbed.

da show is da show and da books are the books

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In the books Brienne will be Azor Ahai and Lady Stonheart is Nissa Nissa.

She's a magician that trained literally on the border of the fucking word where only the most vile mages go to train. It has some nice story in the books but never quite mentioned in the show, probably going to be in the prequel

Sansa is cute

>khaos

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youtube.com/watch?v=dqJ5tP532H0

Is this scene in the show? Pls link if it is

fuck you george

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did anyone else unironically want to have sex after this episode?

She's been married off to to the Magnar of Thenn in the books.

>kit says ep4 is his favorite because the characters think the main threat is over, but still feel somewhat uneasy about it
>emilia says ep5 is gonna be bigger than ep3
>miguel says ep3, 4 and 5 are like one story
>D&D didn't confirm nor deny that the white walkers are gone for good
ITS HAPPENING

lel

EPIC FORGE SEX

kik?

ELEPHANTS

GRRM is Craster and Dabid is the Night King

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KHAOSH

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Means dnd are pedos

>George surrounded by women
>D&D in the background with nobody

quality

So I may have forgotten something that was explained, but why the fuck can Arya use the faces and the l33t assassination skills?
What the fuck is the point of all that wankery about becoming nobody and giving yourself to the Stranger or whatever if you can just learn like any other RPG skill?

NIGHT KING ACTOR CONFIRMED THAT KNIGHT KING IS DEAD

Night King is dead, user. No big plot twist. Just turn off your brain and watch the good guys beating Cersei.

THIS CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING

source?

>ending of the last episode
>fades to black
>Arya opens her eyes
>this happens

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Game of Tyrones

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There's something similar. youtube.com/watch?v=R8eDZnqi_Rg
youtube.com/watch?v=zi32sU4Kvtw
youtube.com/watch?v=hB7RQ6LAefg

basically, in a nutshell: stop disrespecting women

they also confirmed jon was dead after s5e10

>NIGHT KING ACTOR CONFIRMED THAT KNIGHT KING IS DEAD

BRAVO DND

Tjis post right here, is the only good think that came from ep 3. Well done user

Who /Dorne/ here?

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I've got some conspiracy for ya, anons.
>DnD sometimes got some advice by GRR
>GRR recommended to write this shit kind of episode.
>People actually not being hardcore fanboys, will point out the major issues and how most likely the books will have a lot better ending.
>People start buying GRR's books

Well played. GRR is literally littlefinger.

All I could think of when Arya and Gendry are going at it is... he hasn't even showered. He's been forging weapons for days, is covered in soot and sweat, and likely has a finely matured cheese under his foreskin.

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>episode 1: wheelspinning and quips
>episode 2: wheelspinning and quips
>episode 3: the main threat of the entire show is killed off easily
>episode 4: wheelspinning and quips
>episode 5 wheelspinning and quips
>episode 6: Cersai is defeated and everyone lives happily ever after

they are going to do something like pic related but for real, aren't they?

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Really makes you think

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imagine the smell

do you think nikolaj has ever came on lena's feet?

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CHAOS ISH A LADDA

I was about to say the same thing, decades of buildup, millions of dollars, immeasurable hype from the fans, all waste into nothingness for "ha! sure subverted your expectations!", it's fucking damning

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They're really on damage control now, aren't they?

How would the Night King actor know about what happens in episodes after his death? Unless...

>Shakespearian

What the fuck does this even mean in the context of GoT? People do even more dumb shit and people hail at as the greatest written tragedy of modern television?

post yfw Bran watched it all

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>Whats a dorne?

HBO gave him a call and told him to make the tweet to save the increasing poor word of mouth from the last episode.

>george of the jungle

source?

D&D are the new Shakespeare

Holy shit based fucking Kit

Well duh. Also:
>the show will end ambiguously
>the audience doesn't really know 100% how it ends - there are multiple plot lines that need wrapped up, maybe even so far as we don't know who sits the Iron Throne, or if it even fucking matters at this point
>Gurrm: lol i guess you goyim have to buy my books to get the full ending!

God GRRM looks like a fucking literary/writing deity when juxtaposed to this shit.

>I was about to say the same thing, decades of buildup, millions of dollars, immeasurable hype from the fans, all waste into nothingness for "ha! sure subverted your expectations!", it's fucking damning

It's like the creators hate the fans or some shit. What the fucking fuck?

>HBO currently working overtime to fix the color grading in episodes 4-6

It means Jon kills Dany, his aunt and lover.

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This same faggot said he was definetely dead one day ago. absolute damage control

fucking delicious twink

why does arya wear lipstick and makeup here?

Fuck.

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please stop... let me die in peace... no more hope

shut up already it will not happen

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In the books she has dark hair.

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it's not his real twitter account, he doesn't have one. it's a fan page.

this account is fake

>One of my favorite episodes is 4 because the characters have seemingly got what they needed,” Harington says of the roughly 20 main characters still gathered at Winterfell. “The world is safe now. They’re celebrating and saying goodbye to lost friends. But as an audience you’re going, ‘This is only episode 4, something’s going to happen.’ And that’s the cool thing because I think the characters are aware of this as well. There’s something twisted and uncomfortable about it. It’s so Shakespearian.”

God stuff but not as kino as that speech

Are people finally realizing that subversion for subversion's sake is top fucking trash? Will we finally be free from le epic twists?

What kind of names do White Walkers even have?

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DAMAGE CONTROL

this is a fan account

lancel

GRRM is right. What's even the fucking point if you're going to change the whole ending if your book all points towards this specific ending. It only fucks up your story. And that's what DnD is exactly doing.

They fucked up the show to the point fucking Wights can go through stone, but can't escape the wooden box they presented to Cersei in Season 7.

This whole "subvert your expectations" BS is way too overused as of now. It was well executed back then on the Red Wedding (and that was by GRRM), and that was exactly the moment DnD decided to make this a marketing profit business, and thus ruined the show.

I would have unironically appreciated that ending.

Sometimes you want shows to just have a happy end, you know?

type his name into pornhub/gay

It has to be with their service. I subscribed to HBO Now just for GoT this season and will cancel afterwards, but I thought I'd put it to good use. I've been rewatching GoT and every once in a while if I want to take a screenshot I pull up my downloaded episodes in MPC-HC because it's easier than trying to snip the screen.
Anyway, even there I notice my old files of Season 4 uploaded years ago look normal, yet HBO's stream is still fucking dark. Not as dark as E3 but I can definitely tell a difference. What's their deal?

Nothing about what he just described is 'Shakespearian' whatsoever.

He's clearly talking about Cersei.

God D&D are such fucking hacks.

Fake account you gullible faggots

Autist here, move up your shitposting.
>The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
That line is off-beat and doesn't rhyme.
>The weight he has gained and the faith he has lost
Much better.
>The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
>He couldn't remember his face
Try instead
>Hot pockets he forgot for so very long
>He couldn't remember their taste

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That's an edited version, here's the original

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>a shitty actor no one cares about has a fan page
kek

There was no plothole

Cuz the plan was to lure the NK but Jon and Dany were supposed to wait for him to appear but when she saw the Dothraki gettin killed she said fuck the plan and went into battle

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Frosty

What if what we saw was Brans vision after he warged? Next episode is the after math and trying to take kingslanding but they lose to Cersei, Bran wakes up in the middle of the winterfell battle and realizes they NEED the Night King to defeat Cersei so they have to abandon winterfell and go to kings landing with the threat of the White Walkers attacking kings landing in order to get Cersei off the Throne and help... though this would mean sacrificing lots of lives to have the good guys "win" in the end against cersei and not the night king and somehow i doubt bran as the three eyed raven cares much about the wars of men and the aftermath so he'd probably just let Arya kill the Night King even if it meant they lose to Cersei.

Fuck. its really over isnt it?

maisie looking real brie larson-esque there

>"Shakesperian"
That's not positive

Fake account and Gay. Stop falling for this crap. The show won't have any mysterious plot twists anymore. The show is officially dead. We get to see a bitch fight between Sansa, Cercei and Daenerys and that's it.

a cute. CUTE!

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Red wedding was never about subverting expectations though. That's how the show handled it but in the books it was foreshadowed for a long time.

Tyrion had an offscreen conversation with Bran, this can only mean one thing
>tyrion knows about jon
>which means varys knows about jon
>which means the golden company know about jon
>which means jon and young griff have been merged

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What's even going on with Harrenhal right now? Is it still used?

i'm glad putting that gurm image together wasn't a waste of my time

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here come 50 posts telling you it's off the table

i love you user

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I must be a brainlet then because I got subverted by it in the books :(

Stone Dornish > Sand Dornish > Salty Dornish

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yass queen girl power!

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i can't wait for this scene have no meaning at all

Can you imagine? It's the supposed epic battle everyone is waiting for and all your character does for 90% of the episode is flail around while getting hugged by zombies on all sides.

Can you fucking imagine all the main characters realizing that this is what they amounted tp at the end? Cheap emotional bait smothered by zombies.

whats her name again?

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Is Dany preggers? Will she have a baby with Aegon before the end?

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Red Wedding was shock factor in the show but it was being built up with elaborate care in the books. It's not a shock moment. You have a dreaded feel inside you that something is off but you keep dismiss it hoping that GRRM isn't as cruel as to kill off yet another Stark for doing the right thing. But then he does and you realize this story is way more cause-and-effect driven than other series in the genre. This is the point GRRM keeps drive on. He doesn't do it to subvert anyone's expectations but because he thinks it makes for a better more thrilling story.

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muh dik
thanks user

there were plenty more good posts and pastas, you're just new or not here often enough

>are we for sure done with the White Walkers?
>we're not gonna answer that
Is the dream still alive bros?

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That’s because up until season seven was in production Jon was supposed to kill the Night King, the whole point was (like the books foreshadowed since Mel’s chapter in ADWD) that all of the prophecies Mel thought applied to Stannis were meant for Jon. But I’m the show it turns out that they were all coincidences between Jon and Stannis, and even Dany for that matter, that had nothing to do with nothing. The real prophecy was that Arya was going to kill people with brown, blue and green eyes (in that order)- all the common colors a persons eyes can be and the second one that Mel listed was in retrospect a reference to the Night King. So if Sansa hasn’t shown up Jon would have been killed by Ramsay outside of Winterfell, exactly like Stannis, because he was never protected by a prophecy because he had no great destiny. At least in show canon, the real life reason is because as of season six Jon was going to kill the NK so D&D probably figured they could give the BotB to Sansa because Jon was going to win the REAL battle at Winterfell. So now we are left with more Jon and Stannis parallels- both were duped and dropped by Mel and both of them only had one real battle victory in the show- the same fucking war-
Jon at Castle Black and Stannis at the Wildlings camp.

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MOTHER OF BURGERS

Nobody said there was a plothole. We just think the episode sucked.

dabby

Denise Tartovsky

Stone Dornish - Basques
Salt Dornish - Catalans
Sand Dornish - Andalusians

youtu.be/QHOT_GwlNzQ?t=410

>6:50
what's the verdict, lads

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I love digging through old interviews of GRRM and read how much he clashes with D&D's retarded shit. Thanks for contributing to my collection.

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>Probably shattered every wight I had.

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D A M A G E
C O N T R O L

>Did Bran know Arya was going to kill Night King
>Possibly
These fucks have absolutely no idea what they're doing and have set up retarded characters with retarded skills

Based Janny of Old Boards poster

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CUTE her name is

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The tone of his voice makes it obvious it's damage control

she wish her tits were that fat

Daenaerys Stromboli, of the House Tartarsauce, First of her Weight, the Unburped, Queen of the Arby's, the Rally's, and of the Five Guy's. Queen of McDonald's, Khaloreesi of the Great Grease Sea, Breaker of Chairs and Mother of Burgers.

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jon is nu-stannis confirmed

>iAjOPAa.jpg

>No jopa in pic

You are worse subverter than D&D

S1 Dany a cute I'll give you that.

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Oh but there was

The entire battle plan hinged on using bran as bait. If Arya hadn’t been conveniently launched through air by shitty writing, what were they banking on? Kek

>the comments
Even normalfags are buttblasted.

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the long night was supposed to last forever
youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ

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She's not a peasant though, she's nobility from Volantis. Also, she's a doctor, and you didn't just rape doctors in medieval times either, especially if you had men in need of medical attention.

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this was all i wanted to see.

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Well even the characters knew before going that there was a huge chance of them dying. It was all about "we know we're probably going to be killed but we're going anyway because we don't have a choice".
That's why I loved it so much in the books. So much tension and apprehension. I remember being scared of turning the pages for fear of reading what was going to happen.

the theon imagine pasta was better

And he himself wrote the Starks to basically be chivalrous fedora-tippers from the very start.

Jaime dies next episode according to leaks?

fuck this anime shit.

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those are not her tits lel

What kind of man brings both his wife and his whore?

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They were on the hill with the dragons and would burn the NK when he showed up and light the trenches. NK brought a snowstorm that fucked those plans up. Kelly C also went in a bit early.

emilia clarke as dany is probably the most photoshopped shit in this decade

god I wish I was kinder to my ex when I see asses like that

She'd be less insufferable if she was a peasant. She's actually a noble from a Free City who went on a trip around the world to, like, volunteer in impoverished nations, and like find herself or whatever. Sh'e basically a rich 21 century college girl taking gap year.

>braps softly

She's a nobody in Westeros. She doesn't have a rank or anything. At that point, nobody knows she was some Volantis noble. Doubt any of them even know what Volantis is. And she's not a doctor. She's a nurse. And she goes off scolding the king in the north casually and then everyone is fine with it. There is another scene where she just abruptly stops Robb's war council and everyone has to leave.

They're uneasy because they know Euron will be sticking a finger in their bums

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salt and stone both are good, sand is meh

TL;DR from this interview? Cant watch right now. Obviously even if there will be twist then they cant say anything.

>we're not gonna answer that because no one will watch this shit show when we confirm it

post yfw Dany burns Jaime this week

So it's confirmed that GRRM is fucking Shae right? I mean the thing on the left doesn't even look human anymore.

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But look at his Wife... holy shit. Should leave that thing at home.

What else do the leaks say?

>we're not gonna answer that question

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Euron gets his finger up Cersei's dirty bum

>Sophie Turner said in an interview filming that shot where her and Shae were lookin out at Littlefinger's boat after she learned she has to marry Tyrion was an absolutely nightmare to shoot, since Sibel Kekilli couldn't comprehend the scene.
>Apparently Sibel started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look somberly out at the boat, but in reality there was no boat there, just the open sea. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI boat out on the water.
> Eventually they just gave up and told her to stare blankly out over the water while they finished the shot. Sophie said it took like an hour to film that 3-4 second shot because Sibel was so fucking terrible.

I don't know.

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Jon's thrusting his non metaphorical sword into Danny's chest

Robb is just a dumb cuck, and he deserves the Red Wedding because of it.

This answers nothing though idiot

why do you fucking care what the hacks have to say? you KNOW at this point that they will flat out lie if they want to

>ah shit, here we go again

She doesn't need to be intelligent.

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Not next episode, but Tyrion gets executed for betrayal, and Jon kills Dany.

sansha kills cersei
jaime someway die offscreen
jon kills dany
tyrion someway betreats dany
jon executes tyrion

I'm not even kiding

>all the DMC memes before the episode came out
>they gave that to arya too instead of Jaime
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fuck

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Last time I've been this disappointed because of a show was when watching Lost.

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imagine having a waifu so shit that you resort to photoshops

What is the best soundtrack in this series so far?

>that firm grip
Yep, GRRM is slaying the whore pussy.

Light of The Seven.

Back to Yea Forums shilling your dead franchise faggot.

That doesn't even make sense. Noblewoman wouldn't go to be some sort of surgeon, either they should have had her be an exiled noble seductress or stuck with Westerling girl.

GoT is the LOST of all time

CUTEST

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I think Jerome did that. A lot.

last time I've been this disappointed was when the people in the terror left the ships

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Lost atleast kept developing its characters and even though the story went to shit, the characterization was always on point. So by the end you knew to ignore all the mysteries and just watch for the cast and it became good.

GoT isn't even that. It has no purpose now. The characters are just actors emoting for some Emmy noms.

Nobody ever tried to dragonfire the NK so they went with that and it failed. You even have this scene to further hammer it in.

>She came jumping at me, this dumb high-born lass, thinking she could end the long night with a single stab of her dagger. I caught her in midair, but she did a trick with where she drops her dagger and catches it with her other hand. Gods, I was weak then. Stabbed me in my breastplate. Probably shattered every wight I had. Right before she brought it down I shouted, "Wait! Wait!" They never tell you how short the long night really is. They don’t put that part in the songs. Stupid me. Now I'm dead like everyone else. I could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart white walkers, and today my wife would be making me miserable, Craster's sons would be ingrates, and I'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl. Wine!
vocaroo.com/i/s1OU29qKdUWN

Reminder that Jaime being Cersei’s bitch boy for seasons 5-7 halted his character development and essentially ruined him. What’s even worse is that he’s utterly meaningless in s8. He won’t kill Cersei because that’s expected and these hacks want to subvert expectations for the sake of it

She was so cute in the earlier seasons, shame she aged like milk though.

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Imagine being gurrms wife
>married to a millionaire
>no one you'll have to split the inheritance with
>don't even have to touch his dick anymore because some roach whore is doing everything a human being can imagine for bread crumbs
>nothing to do but get fat and wait
What life.

Whatever, none of it mattered

>he wasnt here for GOT dmc posting

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1OU29qKdUWN

Do a good thing and have your father or gramps read it.

Mark Addy is a fucking treasure and I want a spin-off series starring him.

ayy

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Stopped it already. Do it in Bobby's voice not the dying Stannis voice.

it's weird how they managed to ruin it this hard for everyone probs to DABID!

They should of did the Westerling girl storyline

House Westerling is one of the most interesting houses in Westeros along with House Blackwood..... weird stuff going on in there

>dying stannis voice
That's Preston's Night King, bro.

youtu.be/XeYNHwRswYU?t=187

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Light of the Seven, but The Night King is growing on me quickly despite the episode being shit

Was Jorah the Night King all along, bros?

Oh jesus, disgusting

Westerling storyline would have portrayed Robb as NOT AN IDIOT which we can't have here.

I liked the idea of Jeyne's dad forcing her to seduce Robb, but what else is weird?

this

season 1 was a bit cheesy
season 2 was monty pythonesque
the rest fall under the 'modern day seasons' category

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>virgin stone castles
>CHAD FLOATING GREYWATER WATCH
best waifus come out of it too

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These hack writers have no talent at all.
Real writing talent resolves conflict and complex situations in a smart and clever way
instead, these guys just bring the conflict and situations to a peak, and then just kill one of all the parties involved
It's so brainless I'm glad it's ending soon

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Holy fuck, that would be insane if that was true.

I want to steal Val from her tower and make her my wife

Dumb Robb is more accurate for the honest Stark portrayal though.

Thier essos roots and connections....

As of the books, they have an actual language, with their own words and some distinct sounds, that sound like crackling ice.
Their names maybe sound something like crepitating imitations of human names, because they all used to be human, mostly wildling infants that were offered, Old Nan eve mentions half-human rapebabies.
Perhaps Kraster is a popular name among WW and they pronounce it somewhat like a sharp and blowy "Khrasster".
Maybe their names are also based on the old tongue of the First Men and the true tongue of the Children, maybe they invented their own names, based on their ideals and activities of killing humans and children, raising wights, spreading death, cold, ice, wind, storm, doing sword-fighting, riding, camouflage and magic.

Maybe they have their own culture, religion and civilization up North, we saw the ice palace and altar of sacrifice.

Sadly, the only thing we ever heard from WW in the show was the battle cry in s2e10.

They'll disable voting "due to alt-right Russian trolls" long before this happens.
Search your feelings, you know it to be true

Remember all those times Nemerya came out of fucking nowhere to save her bonny britbong ass? That was 3ER Bran

She still cute, pretty old right now 32 years old and two strokes, genetic, stress.

This, it's pretty fucking important not only for Robb's arc but for the red wedding and the story as a whole.
Not that the northern lords care about the red wedding in the show anyway.

NEW

Same, it sounds more like Westworld theme which Djawadi also compose. Somehow it manages to fit with the Night King and captures the feeling of hopelessness and increasingly dire situation.

What is weird about it?

rewatch or blackwater or watchers on the wall. the guy directing that is far better than miguel sapochnik. not saying he is bad at any rate, but he's very obviously spectacle over logic

>one stroke for each Dabid

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Oh yeah, House Spicer, I almost forgot.

If she marries him he probably gets legitimized and made Lord of Storm's End, got to grit his teeth and fuck through the disgust

What plotline from the books getting ignored by the show annoyed you the most? For me it was when the Sands grooming Myrcella to challenge Tommen for the throne was switched out for murdering her just 'cos.

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Dany kills Jon.

>They all go to KL
>Dany and Cersei decide to rule together cause girl power
>The Hound dies killing The Mountain
>Jaime and Brienne leave together to live somewhere obscure and raise children
>The remaining men are enslaved

Jeyne mother is granddaughter to Maggy the frog

I meant weird as in there something interesting going on bro, not weird as in actually weird

it's kinda heroic sounding toward the end too though
ramin knows, lads

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Ben and Jerry are probably very popular.

Stoneheart. Punished Jaime is the best Jaime.

>virgin crannog
>CHAD MASSIVE ICE PALACE
best warriors come out of it too

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Yes. As much as we hate normies, even they realised how trash this episode was. Not a single person I know was happy with this episode.

The Northern political theater.
>lords conspiring behind Bolton's backs
>search of Rickon
>Frey pies
>Winterfell murder mysteries
>colorful cast of characters
>clans and nobles teaming up with Stannis

How can normies stand the fake laughing late night hosts do?

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I can't for this when she takes King's Landing.

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i just do not know how people watch these late night shows. every interview is so fucking bad

Episode 3 4 and 5 of season 8 feel like they are apart of the same story. Interesting.

wew lad

I guess. Maybe we will see more on that in the books.
Based frogfu homeland.
Would have been great.

I hope this will make him finish the fucking books. It's all his fault

Based and digitspilled

that moment in s8e3 when jaime saw the blue fire from viserion and that theme kicked in was so kino

A based and taxpilled man

He had money before the show retard.
Nobody wants their legacy ruined.

MILKIES!!

I dunno user, I dunno.

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saved

what was Tyrion's occupation prior to season 1?

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Whoremongering

plumber

kek

So Arya was Roose's cupbearer in the books
Roose at the time was still loyal to Robb
You'd expect Arya to know who Roose Bolton is
Why was she his cupbearer?

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brothel yelper

This is actually sort of close.
that is true

Well it's pretty close considering he was in charge of drainage at the Rock so he was a plumber

She didn't think that Roose would believe her if she told him who he was because the northmen were under the impression Arya was either still in Kings Landing or dead

Well I doubt he done any plumbing himself, besides fucking whores in the ass, but he was in charge of the whole thing.

Bran was the NK and the 3 eyed raven stole his body confirmed. ARYA KILLED BRAN!

He was though, for a while

Tyrion Lannister, Lord of the 7 cisterns and protector of the drain

same can be said about the NK
but yeah i know, i shouldn't get my hopes up