HOW CAN HE GET FAT WHEN HE HAS ASGARDIAN "GOD" GENES!!!!!!
ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
HOW CAN HE GET FAT WHEN HE HAS ASGARDIAN "GOD" GENES!!!!!!
Benjamin Gomez
Sebastian Bennett
>ASGARDIAN "GOD" GENES
Don't remember hearing anything about this in the MCU
Nolan Kelly
Asgardians are aliens with superior physique. Have you missed the scenes where he is surviving in space and the blast of a literal star?!
Evan Lewis
my name jeff
Sebastian Adams
Hormones in the water
Isaac Watson
Odin is fat
Jaxon Morgan
Does Obadiah Stane play The Dude in MCU's The Big Lebowski?
Grayson Howard
How many in your theatre do you think have seen big lebowski and got the joke?
Nicholas Taylor
WHITE BOY MAGIC AINT REAL
Blake Gonzalez
>HOW CAN
>capeshit
Jayden Smith
Implying this isnt peak performance
get mogged, dyel
Aiden King
Clearly only Royalty have that power though, the rest of the Asgardians are shit. Otherwise, they wouldn't have ran from Hela
Sebastian Baker
Asgardian god genes cannot compete with American diet
Cameron Rogers
Ice-cream everyday
Anthony Anderson
A fuckton of beer drinking every day, that's how
Nolan Watson
This is the ideal asgardian body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Andrew Price
not enuff raep juice
Hudson Williams
>Asgardian education
Austin Gray
Cameron Johnson
Volstagg is based
Julian James
>not played by Brian Blessed
Did they even ask? He'd be the perfect Volsatagg
Elijah Smith
White men BTFO yet again.
Charles Morales
Have sex
Jaxson Peterson
>the 3000 year old boomer
Evan Rogers
Imagine his braps
Lucas Richardson
Dude is fucking thousands of years old, id say he looks good
Jose Sanchez
BECAUSE HE'S A WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MALE
Jason Diaz
Volstagg dumbfuck
I really Hope you get a paper cut
Nicholas Stewart
Odin is overweight you fuck.
Blake Thomas
Odin was a fat old man by the time he died, so it's not impossible for them to become out of shape. 5 years of constant drinking, eating shitty food, and not working out take their toll.
John Hughes
based fatass
Nolan Hall
>5 years of constant drinking, eating shitty food, and not working out take their toll
h-haha yeah n-not that I would know about it
Chase Taylor
LMAO
Jonathan Watson
Oden was fat. Don't be a nitpicky retard.
Jose Hill
As a big dick chad who got fat depressed once, I like it.
Juan Powell
GODS I WAS STRONG
Landon Foster
No, too old.
Jaxson Torres
What do you think a little bit of fat is going to effect getting hit by the power of a star?