People who do this

Describe an ordinary day in your life please

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DONT TOUCH ME

>wake up
>post on Yea Forums
>go to bed

Are you me?

>wake up, refresh the threads of last night and check if you got any (You)'s
>eat and shitpost all day barely even leaving your room
>go to sleep
Rinse repeat. And once in 6 months or so a flick comes out that you really want to see to properly shitpost about it so you reserve your seat as far away as possible from everyone else to not bump into anyone that could possibly know you, even though you know like 12 people tops altogether.

Haha

vikken film?

what am i supposed to be looking at here?

thats a cinema screen seating plan. Theres one dude far away from everyone else.

>wake up
>eat ONE sandwich with ham and cheese and one nut
>stare at the wall for 3 hours
>eat dinner
>stare at the wall for 3 hours
>stand up and go to cinema
>come back
>go to sleep
>repeat

I watch movies 5 times in theaters. Once from each corner and once in the center so I can judge the movie fairly.

Online seat reservations are great for kissless virgin losers like me because I can literally check how many people are in every screening and pick the one where there's barely anyone (or literally no one at all).
Can't imagine going blindly into a screening and there being a packed theater and me trying to pick a seat inbetween all of them

Kojima please leave

Don't twouch me bro

I always sit next to couples so that I can at least smell the girls

If the guy sits next to you do you reach over him to sniff his gf?
That's a fucking power move

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When I'll go to the theater alone, I'll usually carry my briefcase with me and keep my suit from work.
I like to think if people see me, they'll think "oh overworked businessman who needed a breather and doesn't want to come home to his girlfriend just yet".
Instead of "virgin" you know?

No I usually switch seats if it's possible. If someone claims it's theirs I just tell them that was my mistake and sit next to the dude but usually it doesn't happen.

In the last 2 movies I watched there were 4 people that constantly looked at their phones around me.
Fuck human beings.

My fav cinema doesn't let you do that, if you buy just one ticket you need to choose a seat next to another one already taken.
If you take 2 tickets i think you can choose whatever

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Theaters equipped with cell signal jammers when?

This one was Avengers, but it's pretty common across all movies

Based retard

Based

>and one nut
found the fag