/got/ general

I just want to see how bad they'll wreck it.

>read the books when I was 12
>spent my teen years reading and rereading then
>nearly a decade since DwD was published and still no sign of TWoW
iktf

When are we getting more books? I want more Murderous Revenge Catelyn Stark.

elepanhts :)

What if whoever kills the night king becomes the night king, Arya turns into a literal god of death, it would at least thematically make sense instead of not fitting her story what so ever.

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID

THE RAVEN LIES

YOU ARE ALL DENSE

THE RAVEN IS A LIAR

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID

THE RAVEN LIES

YOU ARE ALL DENSE

THE RAVEN IS A LIAR

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID

THE RAVEN LIES

YOU ARE ALL DENSE

THE RAVEN IS A LIAR

THE NIGHT KING WAS A GOOD GUY

THE THREE EYED RAVEN IS A LIAR

THE NIGHT KING WAS AN HONORABLE STARK WHO TRIED TO SAVE US FROM THE OTHER

THE THREE EYED RAVEN IS THE OTHER, THE VILLAIN

THE NIGHT KING WAS A GOOD GUY

THE THREE EYED RAVEN IS A LIAR

THE NIGHT KING WAS AN HONORABLE STARK WHO TRIED TO SAVE US FROM THE OTHER

THE THREE EYED RAVEN IS THE OTHER, THE VILLAIN

Arya is already a god of death, were you not watching?

da king in da norf

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100%, and it's perfect

Yikes
Imagine reading about fat pink masts when you’re 12

would you have accepted her taking the thone?

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The prince
youtube.com/watch?v=Od0AcHx7uJo

Bran was important to scout the NK and tell Jon and Arya where the NK is so they can go behind the enemy lines with dragons and then kill him.

This episode was pointless.

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I'd have questions about succession plans but would otherwise be ok with that. I'd also buy her killing NK over Arya.

so this is suppose to poke fun at the people who paid attention and cared about the story? I mean yeah jokes on us here but still it wasn't wrong to care more about the plot than the showrunners it was wrong of them to give us this shit.

Haha yeah dude I read that Reddit post too xD valar morghulis! xD

You are stupid.
Please be more clever.
Please use your brain.

Can you please do one single thing for me?
Watch the first 10 seconds of this clip and let me know how you think it relates to the show:
youtube.com/watch?v=aC7qh8gFbhQ

Gendry is the princed that was promised and his magical dick gave Arya the power of flight.

It's a bar goer who actually cared for the story instead of being a smooth brained YAS KWEEN normie there. I don't think it's making fun of people who care

somebody bls, what was the name of the massive-titted woman in the red dress

You fucking idiots.

He warned you not to trust him, yet you trust he's gone.

Azor Ahai will be born again.

That’s Mhysa

FInally. The War for Cersei's Cunt.

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semen makes you strong. fact

no its just the burlington bar man.

/got/

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Jeyne Poole

i expected it to be shit but not this shit. every decision they made was absolutely baffling. it's like they literally do understand the characters and story. i dont understand how it is even possible to fuck it up this bad. everything can be fixed with some very minor tweaks....

They could have made him look a little less like a carbon copy of Viserys

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with poison

post wasted side-characters

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Myrish swamp, no regrets

No. The crow lies. Not the raven. Dropped book plotline.

Mark my words.

Shock 1 - Arya killing the Night King
Shock 2 - Jon and co dies when Kings Landing blows up
Shock 3 - Petyr "Lightbringer" Baelish is Azor Ahai and kills the Three Eyed Raven

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I looked for you on the catalog

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>There is no consistent distinction between "crows" and "ravens",
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven

PLEASE NO. I DON'T WANT TO RELIVE IT.

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this will go down as the true end of the show

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just turn off your brain lmao
its, like, a fantasy show with dragons n shiet you incel. go have sex.

Hooo boy.
>these appellations have been assigned to different species chiefly on the basis of their size, crows generally being smaller than ravens
The books make distinctions, and that's all that matters for the symolism.

My version of the battle, sorry for broken English :
>only dothrakis and unsullied are outside the walls
>dothakis technique is different : when the wight army comes, thes split in half in the middle of their line, retreating doing in a quarter circle, so the running wights pursue them on the flanks and they all loose momentum
>the wight come without any speed in front of the unsullied and form big stack unable to break this defensive line
>the dragons come and burn the wights
>appear the NK and Viserion to fight the dragons. Big fight since Viserion is a wight and NK has chad spears.
>wights come in masse and unsullied are forced to do they retread thing as in the actual episode. They retreat behind a serie of trenches in fire so wights are slowered
>wights finally get the upper hand because of their number and the help of NW that lead some groups to break into the unsullied or fire trenches
>unsullied are forced to retreat inside the castle and suffered heavy losses
>in the airs the NK manages to kill Rhaegal and make it a wight that go fight Drogon.
>WW order wights to go in masse under the walls to make piles of dead bodies that enable the others to climb up the walls
>WW have bows that ravage the defensors up the walls trying to set these dead corpses on fire with barrels full of pitch
>NK comes with Viserion and set fire over the walls
>defenders kill Viserion with a ballista and NK fall into the battle for the castle. Wights and WW are getting inside the castle and remaining humans suffer heavy losses.
>In this moment Drogon manages to bite Rhaegal and takes a wing of of him. Rhaegal falls outside the castle. Drogon comes back to the walls and set the wights pile on fire
1/2

Janny wanted us here

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Can we expect another occasion where Sam is crying on the floor holding to whatever he can reach?

Gendry’s hero’s journey begins around the red comet (bleeding star) while working as a black smith (smoke from fire, salt from sweat) he is a Baratheon, which has blood ties to the Targaryens, “light bringer” was supposed to be made by “stabbing” Azor’s wife (Gendry and Arya having intercourse)

he had a good run boys
but i'm offically off team /nightking/ and on /cersei/

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>NK, some WW and wights seem to be trapped inside the castle with Drogon setting fire outside. In this moment NK revives all the dead humans inside the wall which gives him a strong upper hand
>Sansa and the others heard the death of the crypt trying to break the vaults (which they don't manage to do tho), freak out and start spreading in the castle
>Viserion is walking in the ground and threats to go back on the castle and destroy walls. Jaime and eventually Brienne are leading a group of Vale knights still fighting on the walls, and see that threat coming. Since the ballista is upon the control of wights and WW that seem eager to use it, they lead their group to retake the tower and use the ballista on walking Viserion. Eventually a sword fight with a WW that kill Brienne and Jaime avenges her
>In this moment NK leads a group of wights and WW towards the heart tree to kill Bran, well defended by Theon and Ironborns.
>Drogon is still busy with the climbing wights but they are too numerous and the defendors seem pretty fucked up now.
>Wights make it inside the castle and Sansa help her people hide inside Winterfell secret corridors. Of course they are defended by some Vale knights in the flee.
>NK and other WWs destroy Theon and Ironborns
>NK come to kill Bran and then notices that Bran is warging
>Bran wargs in Drogon and just attacks straight the NK
>A stack of wight immediately attacks Drogon and block him
>WW are about to kill Drogon with a spear
>in the confusion Arya is disguised as a wight that she killed in the castle earlier and get close the NK and kills him
>Bran planned it all along but was selfish since Drogon was their last hope and could've died
>the end 2/2

i really liked arya the first 6 seasons, she was still okay after that, but i hate her more than any other character this season. god, why did they ruin her?

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idiot
there are two night kings. the one who lost the battle of winterfell is the lesser night king and hes just one small part of the great night kings army

Yeah, and some stern words. Gods I'd love a dressing down from her.

Not a single person I've talked to since episode 3 aired thinks it's anything other than a 10/10 grand masterpiece. How's it feel to know no one shares you're collective disappointment, /got/?

you enjoy losing bro?

why didn't she just cut arya's throat

So, I'm playing some AoE II. What do you think of my battle formation /got/?

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i am very surprised that people are largely fucking morons

The One True Queen.

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EPISODE FIVE WILL SALVAGE THIS SEASON WHEN THE SPIDERS SHOW UP IN KING'S LANDING

Maybe the Night King didn't have total control of the wights and this is why he needed White Walker generals.
This would explain why he had to intervene when they stopped by the fire.
He had to personally use his warging powers (because he is a Stark) to take control of wights individually to have them lay down on the fire.

He is a Stark, which is why he has to kill the Three Eyed Raven personally.
The Stark tradition says: "He who passes the sentence should swing the sword".
The Night King had to swing the sword to kill Bran personally because of his honor as a Stark.

i don't know who you're talking to but plenty of my actual friends thought it was shit or at least admit the quality of the writing was piss

>Please Khaleesi, just the smallest crumb of pussy!

Most of the internet thinks it's trash.

Man whouldn't it be fun if those things were showed in the episode rather than 60 minutes of people fake dying

wait what. when did that happen?

Brynden, also known as the Three-Eyed Crow, and the Last Greenseer to the Children of the Forest, is a mysterious figure living beyond the Wall. He frequently appears in Bran Stark's dreams, as a literal crow with three eyes.

iceandfire.fandom.com/wiki/Three-Eyed_Crow

Stop being stupid please.

He's not a fucking stark. He had blond hair and blue eyes and was one of the first men.Your theories are dumb.

Lol. Who the fuck thinks putting arty on the first line was a good idea considering tge "light" cavalry will charge first. Spearmen shoulve been on the front at least lol

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No, no you have it all wrong. Just select all your units and left click on a single enemy and see what happens.

>The Tree Eyed Raven
>lives in a tree
BRAVO D&D

Why don't you put your siege weapons in between the walls?

If d&d ever even read or skim the books, they seem to unironically believe what Cersei says in her chapters and that's why she such a plot wanked villain sue who faces no consequences.

season five, in volantis, on tyrion and jorah's journey

starks are first men sweetie...

Here you go :)

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reminder martin probably hate the episode as well, unless he's senile

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>he doesn’t know that half the noble houses of Westeros, Starks included, are First Men

EPISODE FIVE WILL SALVAGE THIS SEASON WHEN PETYR BAELISH BLOWS UP KINGS LANDING
>fixed

Probably intentional, since Viserys was whiny poser and would definitely try to rip off the look of actual chad targaryens

>character asks important question
>le quippy funny reddit answer
What the fuck is this shit. Sansa asks what dragons eat so they can plan their food around them and Draenerys just goes
>whatever they want xDDD
Fuck the D&D jews.

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>Be sat with your bros watching the latest GOT episode in a Delhi cinema
>Arya kills the Night King
>freak out a the YAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEN moment
>ywn be Indian

youtu.be/55EWHflRTZg

so... she rode in from the exact direction the walkers are standing. did they just let her through?

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He was at least a First Man, which gives an almost certain distant blood lineage with the Starks.

>jaime murdering his kinsman in the cage
I always think hes based up until I rewatch that scene.

That and the 'dyslexic' comment from Tywin make ShowJaime much worse

so did qyburn raise the mountain from the dead by a shard of dragonglass in his heart?

>not a liar
THEN GO FINISH THE BOOKS YOU FAT FUCK

they really played up the "waaaah i'm just a mother surrounded by enemies please sympathize with me" too much, cersei has always been a crazy cunt mad for power and forever bitter about being born a woman. she's the one who would be queen of the ashes, not LF

Lads...

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Qyburn is the Night's King wearing makeup. He's planning his revenge to retake the Stark house as he rightfully should.

Jaime being dyslexic makes sense to me. You could interpret book Jaime as having a learning disability and it would change nothing about his character.

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this actually makes sense

its for dramatic effect, bro.

why the fuck didnt she bring her whole congregation? more fire people would have been useful.

The cunt spent half his time banging his sister and the other half killing people. Do you really think he had time to learn how to fucking read?

the absolute state of D&D

The Great Others plan was not to kill bran, it was to touch Arya. All of this was set in motion to get the Many Faced God to leave Valyria and to engage with The Great Other.

Melisandre was a Fire Wight, the Night King was simply an Ice Wight. However Arya is going to be something else now.

When a devotee of the Many Faced God kills someone, they gain the ability to take their face. Arya just killed about 100 thousand people. She is now literally the Many Faced God.

I believe by touching her Night King marked her for something else to find and consume of her a great power.

d&d fanfiction

he meant liar as in 'someone who dishonestly tells a story' which is very obviously dabid

>He had blond hair and blue eyes and was one of the first men.

Yes my lineage of family has had the same hair and eye color for 8000 years.

>wat
I swear to god you guys are so fucking stupid that you don't deserve to be alive

Just stop user, you're setting yourself up for disappointment

>ywn be Indian
Thank god

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have sex

i am till mad how they wasted all those children of the forest

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lol what for? she did nothing of consequence.

No it doesn't. They send in like 3 or 4 wights and a part of the fire goes out. With the literal hundreds of thousands they have they could just crash into that fucking barricade and lose maybe a few hundred wights.

It was dumb as fuck.

Mellisandre

I hate show Cersei so much shes overrated and no where near as enjoyable as grrms insane Cersei. Plus Headey sucks all she does is pout and whisper.

wtf

>random white walker wears perfect armor
>night king himself wears third rate armor with gaps everywhere
>this clown hits the exact spot needed to kill him
>which isn't even in the heart, as implied a few times in the show

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i meant this woman but cheers anyway

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B-BUT IT WAS DRAGONGLASS

Don't do this to yourself

What did the white walkers want with crasters babies.

neither of these people are attractive. what were they thinking with the casting?

Explain this

That pic is from the 3 minutes she was on screen

Post yfw

>Robert Strong is a new kind of Wight that can't be controlled by anyone, cersei manages to get everyone killed with just her left

>The mountain just picks her up and breaks her neck out of nowhere in the last 30 seconds of the series

>yfw The Mountain sits down on the iron throne as everyone lies dead on the floor andit cuts to black

as stupid as the battle was, i actually did like the wave of wights, that was pretty spooky. they aren't alive so them climbing all over each other makes some type of sense because they don't care about trampling each other, they just turn into a wave of skellingtons

No, you're dumb. Brynden Rivers, also known as Bloodraven is never confirmed as the Three-Eyed Crow. When Bran asked him if he's the Three-Eyed Crow, Bloodraven is confused and thinks he's talking about when he was a member of the Night's Watch. Meanwhile, the Children call him the Last Greenseer. No one calls him the Three-Eyed Crow, Bran just assumes he is one in the same, probably wrongly. The Three-Eyed Crow is probably the Great Other, and possibly involved with Euron Crow's Eye You're the most shallow of books readers and the lowest common denominator.

The Targaryen are all inbreed fucks, of course they're all hideous except for jon snoh

Here's a question for you lot, how old were you in 2011 when ADWD released? I was 16.

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I suppose D&D forgot how armor works between seasons 6 and 8

8 thousand years old

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this but unironically
expensive valyrian steel blade is way sharper than a piece of rock

this is your brain on asoiaf theories

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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Walda Frey

24. now get the fuck off my e-lawn

so stab him in the fucking face

Do people actually believe that Arya’s character arc was leading to her killing the NK? Her character was always about taking revenge on those that wronged her family and maintaining her stark identity(had to become faceless). She always going through an internal conflict.

that's just a padded bra desu

That’s Melisandre dumbass

Ummm nice try sweetie.
But Arya was not only using special anti-NK weaponry but her assassin skills allowed her to angle the stab of the blade perfectly in order to penetrate the Night King's armor.

Seethe harder and have sex.

>dragonglass
>rock
ARE YOU STUPID?

Watch this scene youtube.com/watch?v=UyqKWROjrq4
And then look at how the Dothraki just fucking kamikazed themselves in the last episode. Look how far have we fallen, lads.

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technically based littlefinger should be credited for killing the night king since it was his dagger

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bronn tries to murder tyrion but jamie dives in front of him and dies
arya takes his face as a plan to get close to cersei
turn your brain off and see you all sunday

lol it literally says right there that he is

uhhh how do you explain BLUE EYES
fucking moron

both characters were described to be handsome/beautiful. rhaegar looks like he's been hit in the face with a bat

technically that blade is bobby's. joff sent the assassin after bran because he heard his father saying the boy should be put out of his misery as a kindness.

>this clown hits the exact spot needed to kill him
>which isn't even in the heart, as implied a few times in the show
The fucking spot where Arya stabs him isn't even consistent between cuts.

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He's the master manipulator, still is..

Why didn't Arya instantly die when NK grabbed her?

10

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it was a great effect but ruined by the fact that none of the main characters that got swarmed by the wave actually died
complete dogshit

I'd let the guy in the middle annul my marriage if you get my meaning

BECAUSE THE PLOT HAD TO HAPPEN

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eh, I guess children of the forest are not experienced warriors

guys let's murder dave & dan as punishment for ruining the show

Why didn’t Bran? Who says you must die instantly?

>next episode
>they think they're same from the dead menace
>a white walker walks up to sansa
>sansha....
>this is destiny... sansha...

Because women can do anything, shitlord.

Yeah this casting was terrible.
Rhaegar should be more chaddish, definitively not so lanky. And Lyanna is supposed to be beautiful, the prettiest they've ever casted, not some random plain jane.

someone spoil the next episodes i dont care

He made generals to control groups of wights

time for me to post my rare megans?

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nigga has enough strength on his arms to kill a dragon with a spear. That britbong goblin would've been snapped in 2.

You heard me, Khaleesi. Send all of the Dothraki at the front of the troops, every single one we have. It might seem like suicide, but I assure you, their arakhs are good enough weapons. I'll lead their charge into the undead horde myself. They shall beat them back, or die trying.
>Jorah looks directly at the camera
There is a danger to Westeros far greater than the White Walkers or the dead, and we have a responsibility to protect our lands from those that would ruin them. The Andals of old called it "The First Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the Westerosi to protect their people. If the battle is won, we cannot allow foreign savages to sow disorder and fear. Rapists, pillagers, murderers, the Dothraki are all of these and worse... It is our responsibility to civilize them. Alas, we cannot, and so they shall fall in battle or they shall dangle from the weirwood tree. I will see every single Dothraki in this army dead by sunrise, and may the wights tear me to pieces this very night if I'm wrong.

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Why did they film the scene where Bran tells Jamie "how do you know there will be an afterwards" when none of them die?

No shit, most people, especially the North come from the blood of the First Men. The NK was created at least 8000 years ago. Most people on the Earth can claim a common anscestor from 8000 years ago. The Starks weren't a thing until post NK. Just because all humans share a common anscetor, does that mean somehow all the first humans are House Tudor? What kind of retarded logic are you using?

No I am well aware of that. That fact doesn't somehow make the NK a Stark retroactively thousands of years before the Starks even existed. By that logic the NK could also be a Royce or Dayne.

That doesn't make him a Stark, lol. He would also share blood with most of the North and beyond.

You think the show and books would make a huge deal about hair and eye color only to make it not mean anything? "The Seed Is Strong" is unrealistic as fuck, yet it's canon.

Did anybody else's jaw just hit the floor when the red woman told Arya that she'd shut blue eyes (a line from literally FIVE seasons ago)! That's some insane foreshadowing, we didn't even know about the Night King back then and they'd already figured it all out. I swear, Game of Thrones is going to go down as one of the most intricately planned TV series of all time.

so how will they get rid of yara? she's definitely dying before the series ends.

According to the leaks Jon is going to fucking murder Dranerys

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Can somebody post that pic with WW corpse symbols and NK dabbing at the end "it meant nothing"?

ARE YOU?
learn what "rock" means

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you're baiting but some people unironically think like this

If the dead can hear a drop of blood then how could they not hear Arya stealthing in the snow?

it's not over

But that implies some type understanding or deal made between the white walkers and craster. This implies the NO is training generals. This is just too weird for me. I need answers. Taking the children makes no sense at all. Why did the NK need generals anyway

Different effort required to air grab a small girl and javelin a dragon.

How am I supposed to not be antisemetic with people like Dabid around. I mean they have made a mockery of the whole series. Killing off thousand of randos in a second while the main charactees come out alive and well. WAKE ME UP

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this would explain why he has to kill bran and id be totally into this if the show bothered to touch upon it. head canon now at least i guess though whats the point anymore.

yes pls

she teleported.
come on guys, teleportation is probably one of the most well foreshadowed parts of this show, they've been using it for years.

hm sweetie she trained for years so um she's a master asssassion now you incel

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it's funny because in their minds I bet this is how D&D were imagining fans reacting

Anyone think the Others/NK were going to be defeated in TWoW anyway and that Euron/Cersei will be the villain of ADoS?

Can't decide between re-watching all seasons from start or reading the books for the first time instead.

What should I do?

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Why the prettiest? She is never described as a beauty.

You silly fucks.
You really think they "forgot" the lore of Azor Ahai?
They have worked on this for 10 years and had George RR Martin to consult.

It's truly astonishing that you believe they fucked up this badly.
There is a reason for all of this.

Arya is not Azor Ahai.
The Night King is not "the Great Other".

Why can't you see that?
Read it:
Azor Ahai is a legendary figure in the faith of R'hllor, the Lord of Light. Thousands of years ago, he forged the sword Lightbringer which he used to defeat the darkness of the Great Other. This came at a price, however, as in order to unleash the sword's true powers he had to plunge it into the heart of his loving wife, Nissa Nissa. A prophecy foretells that he will be reborn as The Prince That Was Promised.

Azor Ahai will be born again.
Born again.

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if that happens, surely it won't be done as badly as this was

it'll be more of a 'scouring of the shire' kind of deal, instead of the night king clearly being a DLC boss and cersei being the big bad

what leaks

Then why fucking mention it before they were going to get invaded in less than 24 hours? Bran could have said "we'll know when we get there" but no, let's demoralize the fuck out of this guy that just came to fight for us and I personally spared by not blabbing about how he pushed me out of a window all those years ago.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Thanks.

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Bran is the Night King and the Three Eyed Raven stole his body.

I looked for you in the Catalogue.

the cersei & robert scene was really great. so was the "tell me your first kill" scene. but hey, you can't instagram those long speeches right.

neither

the show gets worse and worse as time goes on

the books have less of a chance of being finished as time goes on

it isn't worth it user

ask someone else to post it, but it was leaked 7ish months ago and got everything from Theon dying to NK to Arya fucking killing the NK

Different user here.
I don't explain that.
The original scene had Melisandre mention a different order of eye-colour and in order to compensate, writers decided to change that on purpose or they were too retarded to get the order right.

Anyway, the eyes which were mentioned were supposed to be shut within Arya, metaphorically refering to the faces she wore, not exactly the people she killed.

18

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What about Bessie?

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So a lot of people on here are saying that the Aftermath teaser which showed Winterfell in ruins is not part of the show.. but how do we know that for certain?

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Don't read the books. After you see how much better they are and when you realize that the fat fuck will never finish them, you'll be pissed off even more.

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best girl

have a moving one

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No the entire line was that she will shut “brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes” so, you know, literally every common eye color. So meaning eyes, or people in general.

Then, in this episode, Melisandre changes the order to “brown eyes, green eyes, BLUE eyes” with an emphasis on the blue.

This line is obviously retconned from a poetic line thrown into an earlier season to make it seem like these events had been planned all along. In reality D&D had to pull whatever they could to justify their arbitrary choice to have Arya kill the Night King.

Because originally when they filmed the episode, everyone died and it was just the NK and Bran left, and Bran would flip his eyes back and basically pull some Dr Manhatten shit to reset everything

But they pussied out, they filmed everyone dying and then cut back to them being fine.

Watch the episode again, they clearly had chronologically earlier filmed scenes placed afterwards in editing.

Everyone was supposed to die and they chickened out.

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You're using a fan wiki. It's a hotly debated subject by fans. Don't be surprised when it's revealed that Bloodraven and the Three-Eyed Crow are different entities.

asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/137874-why-blood-raven-is-not-the-three-eyed-crow/

Even more importantly, none of this means anything on the show at all. The NK is dead. Bran is the new 3ER and that's all there is to it.

>Qyburn, where's my son Tommen
He's dead your grace.
>*hiccup* That little shit Tyrion at it again, I forgot about that when we met in Dragonpit. Didn't he ship Myrcella to our enemies too? Well, whatever, where's my new boytoy?
He blew some horn and now he have dragon, my grace. He's going to betray us and capture kingslanding with help of Golden Company.
>AWKWAAAARD *burps* Well then, it's time to find a new king, finally we going east! Oh, and send crow to Jaime, tell him his rape baby miscarried.
Certainly, your grace.
>Damn I'm all kind of mess. Just like Dabid's worldview. Can you believe he ruined the biggest show in the world by self inserting characters with his troubled family members? That's why everybody forgives Tyrion. Even ME. Just fuck my shit up senpai, kill my idol - Dad, kill my children, keep dragging Jaime away from me. And I'm just like "well, i'm gonna look at you with great disdain in dragon pit, right when you drag targaryen bitch that wants my crown for a face to face meeting". Can you believe that actually happened? I'm now main villain, btw!
Your grace, I think you've drank yourself to delirium.

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What would he say about the army formation in the last episode?

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checked and re-checked.
it's titty time.

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i wish you good fortune in the upcoming threads

cersei is not going to be the big epic end villain, not at all. she's an insane retarded wino in the books that has no idea what she's doing. the show gave her too much plot armor because they apparently think GoT is only about bad guys winning.
euron is a different story, i can see him being the final boss.

what's the fucking point if you don't even see any tits

fuck off unless you got some tits for me u useless waifufag

Reminder that Stannis died so that Jon would survive so that he could take back Winterfell so that Arya could return to Winterfell so that she could kill the night king

Would make sense combined with "the ink is dry" line. Can't fuck up the future by going back in time if the current future is already fucked and everyone died.

they made Arya's "eyes" prophecy, one the melissandre isnt even the person to tell her in the books, a reason for her to kill the Night King when it was clearly about killing people on her list/taking faces/going blind herself. its over the showrunners really cared less than hundreds of thousands of fans with theories and speculation about how it could end.

Its over bro, dont make this harder on yourself

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god I fucking love Jorah, now he's gone I miss the memes already

FROM THE DUSTY MAISIE

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Military speaking, he sucked bad. He would have approved, probably.
Robert defeated himself with the Karstark thing and he simply bribed Freys to assassinate all the leaders together. In the battles he always lost.
Beat Stannis only by direct cavalry charge (get the hint?) when Tyrion already blew up like half of his soldiers.
Didn't read the book so dunno about the Reynes but sounds like he did blitzkrieg on them.
He's a great politician and backstabber but not a general.

youtube.com/watch?v=4QMQOJTYRBU

why would you make this the season cliffhanger

I hope Danys interpreter lady bites it. She needs to go for insulting Sansa in the crypts. Dany ain't shit. Her dragons are the real conquerors and she's a horrible ruler. Bend the knee or you get kilt by my chirren

So they killed the Night King in 1 episode.
A big deal right?
THERE ARE 3 MORE EPISODE.
They can basically do the same "shock" 3 more times.

Why they fuck are you saying it's over?
It's not, it's only HALF WAY OVER.

GoT died with episode 3. Change my mind.

it might be white walkers are defeated in TWoW, by jon who is azor ahai, and then the final book might be conflict between jon and danny and cersei/euron but the ending big bad will be danny and the WW plot would be wrapped up in a far more meaningful way that fits with the prophecies and magic surrounding them.

>mfw that victorious lord of light music as melisandre lights the trench
even when the episode is shit, ramin djawadi delivers

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We waited 2 years to see the walkers get BTFO in such a horrific shit show.

What the fuck I still can't believe it.

>if the dragon queen wasn't here we'd all be dead already
bitch what the fuck, she's the reason the army of the dead crossed the fucking wall

>Military speaking, he sucked bad. He would have approved, probably.

What a complete exaggeration. He didn't "suck bad", he just underestimated Robb who was an exceptional commander.

Based

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>mfw the leaks say jaime is going to die with cersei

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It's time to accept reality lads.

Episode 4 is going to be a slow build-up to the battle while some characters talk about the great war.
Episode 5 is the battle with Cersei where for some inexplicable reason after surviving the "APOCALYPSE" most of the main characters will now get killed here.
Episode 6 is the epilogue where most character arcs will be horribly handled as the show ends on an utterly pitiful whimper of a final season.

There is no twist with Bran. There is no twist with 3ER. There is no 9D chess from the gods. There is only disappointment.

Anyone there should be DEAD.

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Is it fair to say this episode is The Last Jedi of the GOT tv series?

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What happened to mario spammer?

>army of the dead have spears and weapons here and also look like proper soldier fighters, rather than just barely functioning skeletons
>no evidence of this in the battle

she's probably going to set off the rest of the wildfire. we've already seen dany in a blown out throne room.

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Yes!

Stop pretending prophecies, visions, or foreshadowing even matter in this shitshow

>new smirkfu in town

>We waited 2 years to see the walkers get BTFO in such a horrific shit show.

It just fucking hit me, I've been waiting 2 years, no wait I've been waiting 8 fucking years for these fuckers to do something, 8 FUCKING YEARS, THEY JUST FINALLY MOVE IN THE LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 7 AND GET BTFO IN EPISODE 3 OF SEASON 8

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there is no question about it

prophecies and foreshadowing don't matter anymore

But he did. Wars aren't won simply by battle, that's why in the end he won. He's still a great leader even if a sucker at battles. Robb was a great general but an incompetent an naive politician, that's why he got fucked.

best i can do

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Based. Essos is not sending its best.

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the blue eyes thing is a prophecy. a shitty retcon of a prophecy, but still a prophecy

We deserved a season-long Long Night

Forgot about this, well, there it is

>Snow on the throne
>Dany sees Drogo and her son

Dany dies and Jon sits on throne they already spoiled ending for us

They should have kept Vyserion waking up as the cliffhanger and inserted the wall scene somewhere between S8E1 and S8E2.

Don't you retards get it? The horrible tactics were all planned so that the night king would get caught off guard during the final moment.

I bet the next two episodes are just filler like episodes 1 and 2. then episode 6 will just be the same as episode 3 except with Cersei instead of the NK

>get stabbed
>go the the ER
>medics tell me "have sex"
>bleed out

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doubt that much would remain after the explosion, the temple was basically turned to dust
here only the top is lacking, suggesting an attack from above and not from below

>the night king is coming
>the dead are already here
these are probably the most obvious trailer lines in the history of the show

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so was azor ahai

Yeah so if anything, ignore this shit and start looking for lines with already apparent meanings that D&D can misquote and pretend foreshadowed events.

someone please post these leaks

was this the saddest kino on /got/

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its not just snow, its snow and ash, the entire keep is btfo.

Is this funny? Imagine trying this hard to be funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=rlR4PJn8b8I

What went wrong Yea Forums?

Here yours Rhaegar, bro.

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JUST A TAAASTE
PLEASE

I dont think pussied out is the right term, since a reset means none of the deaths would have mattered anyways.

They probably just wanted maximum "badass" points from normies. Which means a braindead deus ex machina in which a strong woman saves the day.

>tfw the third blast in season 2 finale was more kino and frightening than the latest episode

Jon really looks like retard now after hyping these things up for 7 seasons

best boy back next episode

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>We deserved a season-long Long Night

This. Something longer than this shit. I had my own ideas for a long night and it would have been well over a decade long and millions dead, but that's just me.

>the dead are already here

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You should jump into the sewers to heal it.

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Bend over

>subverting the enemy's expectations
Nice. Should work a treat.

why the fuck is greyworm's head like that

thanks, user.
too bad she doesn't have more lewds

the night king isnt even in the books so him coming back is unlikely, itd be too big a plot point the "ending" to the white walkers is what we just got which made no sense. All thats left is fighting over the throne but the throne only exists cause a few hundred years ago Aegons conquest happened and he took over westeros, well that PALES in comparisson to Arya defeating the legendary enemy of humanity that thousands of years ago almost destroyed the world and theres a mysterious ageless wonder structure the wall and an ancient order the nights watch all set up to protect humanity from this ancient evil returning... sorry but bow down dragon lords being from a lineage that took over some land with dragons is not as important as the fucking messiah arya stark, legit fuck the iron throne build her a new throne she is the most important person in all of history.

thats the issue here.

if it was jon that would actually have ADDED to the plot about him being the rightful king etc... against dannys claim and could (and likely will in the books) add an interesting dynamic there where jon is literally a prophetic living hero king at odds with dannys claim to the throne. even with all the stupid shit in the 3rd episode if jon had "won" in the end and we got no back story or even anything interesting with the azor ahai prophecy and the ending is about the iron throne and not the WW it would at least work thematically as jon would be this savior.

instead its Arya and I guarantee she isnt suddenly going to have a claim as king of kings and ruler of all humanity, no cause saving humanity isnt important instead aegons conquest is the more important historical event we are deciding monarchies over. fucking hell.

Yup. Belatedly including some of Cersei's lesbo scenes would redeem the show a little.

castration

Reminder Varys is hasn't done shit.

>that sun sticker

t. jorah's ghost

>thought it was going to be a relentless siege where they suffer through a horrendous war of attrition that the undead will always win
>loljk the Night King was an e z suicide button that killed off the rest of the dead

you can really tell D&D were trying to make euron intimidating, with the sex jokes being to make him seem "unhinged" and all this stuff intended to be frightening, but man it did not work one bit

>please khaleesi pee on my like in my favorite urination jav videos pls

this is going to be one of those shitty cyclical endings, isnt it? like everything is destroyed and wiped out, then we skip a couple thousand years into the future and the whole thrones/white walker story starts all over again. the three eyed raven can apparently live for thousands of years, so bran is probably going to turn into a tree somewhere, probably winterfell.

Thanks for reminding me about the /pol/ homeland episode

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True. The music was the only thing I really enjoyed in this episode.

I'm guessing everyone will be angry at Arya for not killing the NK earlier and sparing everyone the trouble.

>can't tell which one is being more incompetent in that scene

>dany, after killing Cersei, tells all the lords to swear loyalty to her because she SINGLE handily killed the Night King and stopped the white walkers
>nobody believes her because the only place the white walkers went was the north

Shireen was sadder, she was more innocent than Myrcella and more a victim of D&D rather than any character which was really frustrating.

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She came jumping at me, this dumb high-born lass, thinking she could end the long night with a single stab of her dagger. I caught her in midair, but she did a trick with where she drops her dagger and catches it with her other hand. Gods, I was weak then. Stabbed me in my breastplate. Probably shattered every wight I had. Right before she brought it down I shouted, "Wait! Wait!" They never tell you how short the long night really is. They don’t put that part in the songs. Stupid me. Now I'm dead like everyone else. I could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart white walkers, and today my wife would be making me miserable, my sons would be ingrates, and I'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl. Wine!

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terrible

That shit is depressing. The shows early succsess doomed it.

...

Because plot armor.

Did the Night King really move that slow in reality?

Armor doesn't mean anything anymore
Remember that Theon was completely impaled by a broken stick, even though he wore plate

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He got b&

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HOW IN THE FUCK DID JON SURVIVE THAT FUCKING DRAGON BREATH BY HIDING BEHIND A FUCKING ROCK

>massive
you've never seen massive tits

>So we have to get rid of the dothraki somehow
>Lets have them charge straight at the army of the dead in pitch black darkness
>Now on to the next thing on the list
>We have to kill the NK somehow and end that plot
>Lets have Arya teleport behind him and do a knife trick
>Nice one, now on to the next thing on the list

Nothing is tied together properly and nothing has any real consequences. I've wasted so many hours on this story.

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perhaps they could do the scene where Cersei remembers licking Bobby B's cum off her fingers, imagining she was devouring thousands of his children.

holy shit i completely forgot about this

She's so badass that she didn't even need their help so they should automatically bend the knee.

Lyanna was pretty but not top tier, people thought she looked like a boy even when she grew up and Kevan thought she wasn't even close to Cersei. Maybe 7/10 and kinda looked like this.

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bran doesnt have loyalty to anything other than making sure things happen 'as they should'

everyone can end up getting fucked over for brans vision of how things should be.

i dont think he just disappears into the background.

kek good job m8

Favours/nepotism I'm thinking.

The night king

So cold everything ceases to move around him. Physics yo!

Here's your Lyanna bro

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why build dozens of trebuchets and only use them two times but not a single ballista against your enemies most powerful weapon.

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Targaryen > fire

Stuff like this is what makes watching the show bearable.

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funny. but also sad.

if NK can hurl what has to be a least a 30 lbs Spear the length of A couple football fields he must have the strength to impale Reek.

I have some leaks about Ep 5 and 6

Pirate guy uses some horn that plays a note and John's Dragon flies down and makes friends with Euron, and throws john from its back. Jon is taken prisoner by Euron.

Drogon is shot down by giant ballista thing, Dany is taken captive. Tyrion and Varys are fed to Drogon and then The Mountain kills the dragon proper aftwards.

Jaime, Brienne and others fight the golden company to rescue everyone.

Bronne kills Brienne, Jaime and Bronn have a real intense scene and what happens next leads to the very end of the show and I literally cannot say shit because it's actually insane. Wildfire, Bran, flashbacks galore and Robert vs Rhaegar at the Trident and more leading up to some major shit.

Dany dies btw but I won't say how. That's a fun one.

There is a world difference between "Robb was better than Tywin" and "Tywin was bad". You're just making shit up.

I hate this episode as well but isn't the night king really fucking strong? He could impale a dragon's hide with a javelin throw I think he could force that stick through theons belly meat

>Dany dies btw but I won't say how. That's a fun one.
Yeah, Jon kills her. Everyone with 2 testicles knows that by now

it also had a lot of bullshit, like every other character dying during "the long night"

KING OF THE ASHES.

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The same thing happened with Jorah: he got stabbed right through the chest with a dull wildling weapon and it went through steel like a hot knife through butter

Where was this filmed?

True

you're going to be happy next episode

>what happens next leads to the very end of the show and I literally cannot say shit because it's actually insane. Wildfire, Bran, flashbacks galore and Robert vs Rhaegar at the Trident and more leading up to some major shit.
Oh fuck off. Nothing genuinely interesting is going to happen because we know what caliber of writing we're dealing with and if you haven't figured that out BY NOW you're just another braindead npc. If you trust D&D to deliver a satisfying conclusion you haven't been paying attention

That I can't explain...seems like the common ice zombie would have less strength than a human not more

>an actual real leaker

oh shit, which crew where you with? I've been personally waiting with cummies on the tip of my dick at the post explosion on /got/ when they show what actually happens with Bobby vs Rhaegar

I'm still not sure if it'll cause a total Yea Forums meltdown or not

It's incredibly stupid because the poor writing is very evident. From what I remember, the wights with weapons only ever manage to attack the characters that die. Then whenever a character gets swarmed and should die, the zombies just nibble them a little. No one gets their throat torn out, suffer from blood loss, or even get hit by a weapon, aside from the minor characters that died for shock value.

What happens, faggot ?

how does everyone on twitter know that i don't have any sex?