Season 1

Season 1
>When dead men and worse come hunting for us in the night, do you think it matters who sits on the Iron Throne?
Season 8
>lol the meme throne is actually more important

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>Cersei is now the smartest character in the show for having ignored the White walkers

>99% of the world will never even hear about the Night King's invasion, or if they do they will probably just think it's made up
what did D&D mean by this

Season 1
>one wight almost takes out both Jon and Jeor showcasing how dangerous they are and how hopeless the struggle is
Season 8
>Jon gets surrounded by an army of wight and fights his way back into Winterfell without any help

>When dead men and worse come hunting for us in the night, do you think it matters who sits on the Iron Throne?

They all pretty much agreed that it DIDN'T matter WHEN that happened. Now it has already happened, been resolved, and it matters again. There is no contradiction.

>Winter is coming for 8 years
>winter finally comes and nothing happens but a little snow
the people in this universe are pussies

>extremely cold
>everyone deals with it

doesn't that make them hardcunts?

So what happens to Lord Glover for failing to answer his liegelord's call not once but twice?

game of thrones calls for aid
>and /got/ will answer
>muster out moviemaker
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On the other hand, the hundreds of thousands of men they assembled (including 100,000 dothraki riders) manage to kill like 2 wights between them, while all the rest are killed by main characters. There was no point in Dany and her army even coming to help because the soldiers got btfo anyway and the dragons were useless, the plan would have worked just as well if there were 0 soldiers defending winterfell and they just used Bran as bait.

Teenager and old man

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Season 1
>Jon stabs a wight with his steel sword, does nothing
Season 8
>nah we'll send all those dothraki with basic steel arakhs it's fine

>dead men and worse

well in the end they were not that worse, why even have a huge wall and all those castles and the whole nightwatch for this pushover?

How can you say that? They would all get killed by the white walkers if they didn't defeat them at Winterfell castle

At the end of season 2 the wights move slowly like traditional zombies, but around Hardhome they all run around like spastics. What happened?

The wight in S1 was moving pretty fast.

He gets dropped from the show and forgotten

>nah we'll send all those dothraki with basic steel arakhs it's fine
They needed to kill off the cgi characters due to the budget.
Which begs the question: Where did all the money go? The cgi was crap and covered by the blackest blacks.

The short evening.

brainlets think that caring about political machinations in a fantasy setting makes them smarter

Apparently all of the cgi budget will be spent on the 5th episodes battle.

Why did I get invested in this shit show?

because the first 4 seasons were pretty good

Fuck why did they have to kill of every interesting character and leave only the fanservice?

CGI unwashed masses trying to dethrone the mad drunken queen?

>with basic steel arakhs
they were forging a lot of dragonglass weapons so they should have been equipped with them.

then again if they had dragonglass then there would be no point in mel setting them on fire.

Its Minas Tirith all over again. I was a bit bummed with the culmination.

"Every winter that ever came has ended"
Post yfw Archmaester Ebrose was right and the only secret that Sam would ever find out about was dragonglass.

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But they *did* defeat them, and now she's the only one with an army. It's the prisoner's dilemma. If nobody fought the white walkers they'd all be fucked, but being the only person who didn't get involved is the best individual outcome.

lol i see what you mean now. Risky move in my opinion, very risky

His liegelord he himself made and who sold him out right away for some pussy?

this

since the Army of the Dead never hit the south no one will ever believe it was a real threat

>no one will ever believe the threat was real
>"probably some wildling invasion, silly Notherners"
>mfw the North gets laughed at for hundreds of years by all the other kingdoms and all of Essos for shitting themselves for no reason
>mfw maesters never mention it in the history books

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Season 3
>gets brought back to life nine times because the Lord of Light has great plans for him
Season 8
>dies for no good reason

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he's been dead in the books since asos

died for stoneheart bish

Season 1
>White Walkers will be the most terrifying enemy ever
Season 8
>White Walkers do nothing but walk and die

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FUCK WHY HAVE THE COSTUMES GONE TO SHIT I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITSHOW IT WAS SO GOOD

What should have been the night kings first word?

sneed

But the armies were irrelevant, nothing they did had any effect on the outcome.

Asking Circe her tax policy

ICE TO MEET YOU

>season 1
dothraki are afraid of salt water

>season 8
dothraki ride into pitch black winter night against a monstrous undead army

Brandon

WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

I'm starting to not believe it myself.

Its called character development, incel. That's their arc.

Cool party

>pitch black winter night
>the ocean
You know those are two wildly different things, right? And other than mistrusting any water a horse can't drink, the Dorhraki LITERALLY fear nothing. It's almost like you never watched the show.

This was one of my biggest issues with the episode, second to the point Dinklidge also mentioned about overlooking the rationale about the crypts.

Melly Sanders wasn't expected to show up. If she hadn't been there, how did they expect the horse niggers to be effective against wights?

Likewise, what was the plan for lighting the trench? There was no oil or even kindling. Everyone was shooting the staves expecting them to light. Any medieval peasant would know how to build a proper campfire. Has nobody writing this show spent any time outdoors?

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>character arc
>Dany hasn't had any named Dothraki since season 2 or 3

have sex with me

They have names, it's just no one but wikifags give a shit about them

season 1
>khaleesi be careful

season 8
>khlaseses pls just... one lick of your pusy...

>khaleesi..... just a little suck

The White Walkers dying like they did would have been like if the FBI got shut down in the Sopranos

serves them right

it's not even cold in the show, because no one apparently needs to wear warm hats. Not even beyond the wall. Just come to Finland in the winter and see how long that's comfortable.

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To be fair, Sansa is still the same stupid cunt she was in season 1.

This is literally what happens in the books after the first Long Night, maesters think the Others were just wildlings

Season 1
>the cold gets so bad you lose your dick if you take it out to piss
>winters can last generations, mothers smothering their baby so they don't starve
Season 8
>just a quick snowstorm, nothing that bad really

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h8 the dead
h8 southerners
h8 wildlings

luv ale
luv the norf
luv honour

simple as

Nothing in this world matters, you can solve any problem by hiring a Faceless Man or being friends with Arya.

true, arya is the only and THE best assassin in the whole of westeros, nobody else could sneak up on the NK.

>the white walkers just want a civilized discussion about finance

Wouldn't it have made more sense to fight them at the Neck which is a natural chokepoint and better defensive terrain

every idiot who liked the episode is all "lol I dont want LOTR anyway" or "humans are the real monsters lol" proving that they have less brain mass than a rat

Well now they are all dead, bravo.

Would it matter during winter? They could just walk over rivers and shit.

>STOP THE WIGHT GENOC...

They got lucky with the deus ex Machina of killing the night king to kill them all. They didn't know that would work. Cercie was not smart, she got lucky they were able to beat them

The whole icezombie-storyline were shit from the beginning.

The game of thrones was truly the most interesting thing in the show from the start on

In the show? Yes.
In the book? No.
In the book it is heavily implied Others are far more mysterious, and possibly native inhabitants of the planet or modified humans.

Actually the plan was for the dragons to light the trench. Davos was signaling to them with torches, but there was too much fog to see him. That's why they had to light the trench manually

how did he get to joining the nights watch? He had a son and was the lord of his house.

His point in life was to help save Arya so she could kill the night king. He served his purpose.

>a morsel, khaleesi...nothing more...

I'm sure some lord in Westeros would have hired a faceless man or the NK would have accidently stepped on some dragon glass or something. They weren't really that big of a deal.
Jon just over exaggerated to make the night watch seem important to justify spending years there.

LITERALLY DEFENDING A LITERAL ASSPULL

FUCK OFF HBO SHILLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Elephants actually showed up, after Cersei insisted. We will see elephants in E5!!!!

Oh that’s right isn’t it. The writers are truly retarded.

>Hey have this greater mystery about the universe that puts your petty concerns to shame
>Fuck that hairless monkeys flinging shit at each other is more entertaining

>Not even one millimeter of snow in the North
That's probably what triggered me the most

Well here's the thing.
>Stannis: sacrifices his entire family to a snake oil saleswoman to fail
>Berric: does literal fuck all playing robin hood in the woods and dies when his cleric dies
God of Light doesn't give two shits about any made up prophecies, he just lights things on fire from time to time and resurrects random people.
Never was there any hint of a true prophecy, Mel was btfo constantly with her predictions from the start.

>hurr durr they should have just killed everyone for epic subversion
No fuck off. The episode was trash, but this is no better.

His son sold slaves so out of games he joined the night watch

Imagine liking The Walking Dead in a medival setting

>games
You mean shame? Jeor Mormont joined the watch before Jorah was exiled, Jorah was actually Lord of Bear Island for a while but his wife had expensive taste

Strange how crime statistics went down north of the wall once the wildlings left, yet increased south of the

They're not faggot zombies in the books. They're weird, beautiful, serene Ice Elves with elegant glass-like weaponry.

In the book Beric does not die when his cleric dies, he sacrifices himself resurrecting Lady Stone heart. And Stannis doesn’t sacrifice his family, he leaves them at castle black while he rides south to take Winterfell. Please kys with a giant black dildo, and stream it here so we can watch.

No, she’s not. She just got lucky.

>In the books...
>NO! In the b-books...
>BUT IN THE B-B-B-BOOKS!

Go back to Yea Forums to your incel friends... Yea Forums is chad board

Oh you’re right, I guess he was bored of bear island and wanted his son to get his dick wet

The series will end with everyone older than Sansa will die or be imprisoned. They will construct multiple Iron Thrones and they will all have a seat there and rule in the form of a council, constructing the new age of democracy, diversity and tolerance.
They will sneak in a subtle way of saying fuck Drumpf.
Screencap this post.

So chad you wasted 8 years of your life watching this trash, lmao. Have sex.

True Chads read, Prost, and command respect on all the boards. Virgins stick to one board bc their low T levels don’t give them the energy to take part in Robust debates on multiple topics

Jokes on you. I never watched GoT. I actually dont watch any movies or shows.

Except it's not subversion. The army of the dead has been built up as an apocalyptic force for 8 seasons. It was defeated in a single battle

God. It'll probably happen in the books too.

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Yet here you are, posting in this thread. Even more pathetic.

What faggot spends time in a message board that focuses on something he is not interested in?

Based

Wouldn't surprise me

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Its just fun to trigger incels like you lmao

The books will never be finished. Enjoy your nu-canon

*ahem*

FUCK N-

And you’re proud of this life you’ve created for yourself?

>Who talks first?

-ed?

Of course! I WANNA CRASH THIS BOARD WITH NO SURVIVORS!

DEH

>the only secret that Sam would ever find out about was dragonglass
He also cured grey scale

Cersei=The Scouring of the Shire

No, Sam will write "The Game of Thrones" detailing all we've seen including the Night King vs. Girl Maul.

I'm not reading the books.

His son sold slaves and was ordered to join the nights watch

He ditched out of fear and his dad did it to avoid the shame

Perhaps the real Iron Throne were the friends we made along the way.

at least we'll always have the hardhome massacre bros

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Stop trying so hard, you're embarassing.

>stoneheart
don't get me started

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The fatso is to blame for not releasing the winds of winter in time

Are you a girl?

>spooked Bounders + ragtag ruffians = The Golden Army
Yikes

The Nk should have just gone south and just sent a shitload of wights on their own to overwhelm the idiots who stayed in Winterfell in the fucking winter.
It's not like you have to go through there, could have just walked straight down into the main kingdom.

The first fantasy book in Westeros

STANDING TALLLL

reminder the le night king does not even exist

>Implaying Yea Forums tolerates GoT
Lel

What was the point of Arya forsaking her "no one" training if she just gets to be a master anime assassin anyway? Shouldn't that have had a consequence?

First place I'm going in a zombie apocalypse is the nearest graveyard or crypt, YOU FUCKING RETARDS

reminder it was always shit

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Itr looked to me in that scene that hse pushed him into a zombie knife at one point

She was never "no one" as that line doesn't make sense , she obviously retained her identity at that point

>epic subversion
>A giant army of nearly unstoppable undead in a show which had for the longest time no qualm with killing off big characters
You are a retard.

THE APOCALYPSE WAS JUST A SIDEQUEST

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You already watched 8 seasons of the product incel. You will sit through the last 3 episodes like a bitch while everyone gives 10/10 reviews

This guy was such a random character. Nice to know he died.

kek

It's just now dawning on me that they really didn't know where the plot was going.
The NK was supposed to be someone surprising or say something profound or scary or give an indication of his motivations.
We were supposed to see enemies fighting until the last moment when they are forced to band together against the dead.
We were supposed to see the NK succeed and THEN defeated.
Something shocking was supposed to happen like Bran becoming the 3 eyed night king.
And why this took place at Winterfell and was resolved at Winterfell is beyond me. Seems like the final confrontation should've taken place in King's Landing, rendering the politics and problems of men physically irrelevant.

I agree about the icezombie thing being boring( like everything involving Jon Snow ), but if that doesn't matter they shouldn't have wasted so much time on it at first place.

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>We were supposed to see the NK succeed and THEN defeated.
This really couldn't happen because Bran is essentially omniscient. He would ask to mount a defense if he didn't know the outcome. But I agree, it would've been much more interesting that way.

it happened the first time it'll happen again

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