Pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world!

It's no Last Jedi

I certainly don't like Reynolds

Did anyone really expect it to be good with that ugly nigger being the main character?

He's obnoxious and box office poison outside of Deadpool.

surprise, suprise disney cock blocks their biggest rival. Who would have guessed?

Disney lackeys already review bombing it to help Endgame beat Avatar.

why you bring Aquaman here?

Disney obviously had a hand in this

>defending a movie where the nigger main character gets together with a white girl

Not enough black empowerment.

that site is a BS, it decides things are objectively fresh or rotten depending on if the elites liked them.

It's gonna go down even more.
About 10 of these reviews are by people who were flown out to Japan on Nintendo's dime to watch the movie.
It's gonna end up under 40%

RT is actually owned by Warner Bros faggot

Good. Fuck this and fuck capeshit.

There's nothing you can do about it faggot, vidyakino will he the next big thing in Hollyowood now, Pokemon will easily breaks 1 billion at the box office and the Sonic movie after the redesign will get at least a 700 million worldwide.

People do like Ryan Reynolds though.

Disney already paid its drone squad i see. No matter, its going to earn 2B

Remember when Ryan Reynolds was box office poison?

Old image, still at 71% baybee
rottentomatoes.com/m/pokemon_detective_pikachu

Do you even have any blurays left to eat?

True Detective Pikachu

>The world needs electrical type Pokémon. We keep the water type Pokémon from the door.

>The Pokémon News Press is gonna be tough on you. And Officer Jenny is very, very hard on Pokémon who hurt trainers. If you get the opportunity, you should Selfdestruct yourself.

>What do you think the average evolution stage of this group is, huh?

>…to realize that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream you had inside a locked room, a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there’s a Pocket Monster at the end of it.

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>Reddit Reynolds

Good franchise and great actor can't compensate for mistakes made by writers or producers.

That would be like saying,
>hurr durr GoT got Nikolai and it still sucks

youtu.be/WevWGxL3hKU
Why Japan used a nip here?

True Detective Pikachu

>The world needs electrical type Pokémon. We keep the water type Pokémon from the door.

>The Pokémon News Press is gonna be tough on you. And Officer Jenny is very, very hard on Pokémon who hurt trainers. If you get the opportunity, you should Selfdestruct yourself.

>What do you think the average evolution stage of this group is, huh?

>…to realize that all your life, all your love, all your hate, all your memory, all your pain, it was all the same thing. It was all the same dream you had inside a locked Poké Ball, a dream about being a person. And like a lot of dreams, there’s a Pocket Monster at the end of it.

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>All the reviews are by boomers talking about how they don’t recognize anything with a Pokémon Go joke thrown in

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This. Actual audience on the planet will make it a box office success, maybe even reach 2B

Talking Pikachu was a mistake.

>maybe even reach 2B
Not sure if bait or retarded

"Sure to be a hit with the pint-sized set and in states where recreational marijuana use is legal, Pokemon Detective Pikachu is Hollywood’s latest attempt to spin a cutesy kiddie craze into box office gold. Narratively incoherent to the point of being almost avant-garde, the film goes down a lot better if you come to it with a finely nuanced understanding of the difference between a Jigglypuff and a Wigglytuff. But for everyone else, it will feel like being forced to watch a Saturday morning cartoon marathon while trapped inside a Japanese Pachinko machine."

-Entertainment Weekly

no it was miscast. It should have been reynolds as the human and danny devitto as pikachu's voice. it literally couldn't not work.

It's usually the latter

He's probably the VA for the black kid in the JP dub.

Underrated

Reddit has ruined Pokémon. What was once a comfy childhood memory is now the domain of fat neckbearded slobs. I see them everyday in the park. Gangs of fat slovenly nerds roaming from one landmark to the next. Lank greasy hair plastered to their balding domes. Phone zombies. The only time they look up, to exclaim to their throng of troglodytes; "I caught a Snorlax!", the irony lost to their gang.

Mouseshills are scared.

China doesn't care about your shitty vegetable site.

72% now. Common complaints seem to be pacing and overuse of exposition, as well as loving act 1 so much that act 2 can't compare.

pokemon go to the polls lol

>defending Disney

It's 100 mins I doubt pacing is an issue

Apparently sometimes it comes to a halt to explain stuff. Probably not enough confidence in it with it being a first outing and all.