“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly
Jonathan Bell
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Ryder Edwards
STRETCHED HIS LEGS
Mason Powell
Post the pasta, you know the one
Connor Torres
“Did you stretch yout legs, Harry?” he asked as he stretched his legs.
Matthew Myers
Camden Adams
I think he died
Samuel Campbell
Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Adrian Cooper
have sex
Lucas Jenkins
based, forgot the pic tho
Samuel Moore
a capeshit/game of thrones thread died for this...
Austin Bell
i was too busy stretching my legs
Aiden Myers
Who can stop his incredible power?
Eli Gray
>tfw liked the books/movies in middle school
>last movie came out my freshman year of high school
>hate it now, it's all hacky trash
I know I'm not alone here in being disappointed/ashamed in my younger self here.
Joseph Taylor
"Did you have sex with Ginny,harry?"
Liam Lee
>brag about how progressive your series is
>name the only Asian character "Cho Chang"
she was a top-tier QT tho, 2nd only to Luna
Benjamin Foster
Why didn't Voldemort just make the Twin Towers his Horcruxes?
Levi Anderson
Fuck. I forget when the movies finished, and I was going to call you underage, but you’re as old as I.
Shit taste, though. The books are maximum comfy.
Anthony King
dude you simply outgrew it, even if you still like the setting.
Daniel Rodriguez
>"No!"
Brody Sanders
>forgetting turning 11 and hoping for a letter in the mail
For all of her criticism, Rowling’s greatest strength was turning the mundane magical. So much so, that every bookstore is packed with pale imitators.
Aiden Allen
Dumbaldorf was a gay sex the hole time!!!!!
Carter Barnes
SHIT STAINED ROBES
Jack Jenkins
back when the only bad part of cinema was a character's incorrect tone
Logan Flores
THE CHINESE FIREBALL, OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Camden Wright
BARTY CROUCH
Jacob Phillips
I just stretched them myself, amon. I suppose what I'm trying to say is... I understand your reasoning, and I pardon you.
Jeremiah Thomas
i'll imagine this included the image with clifford for president and give myself a sensible chuckle
Easton Flores
who are Trump's dumbledore and snape?
Liam Johnson
Well that was kind of racist, ugh
Connor Nelson
>Aragog then stretched all eight of his legs
Jesus Christ Rowling.
Jason Baker
piss off
David Gomez
Carson Lee
hahahahahaha
Gavin Russell
INCELDUUUR!
Camden Barnes
you just reminded me of this kino parody i watched as a kid. nostalgia hitting me hard right now youtube.com
Jose Green
>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this!", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.
David Fisher
I fucking hate this movie.
Thomas Wood
>He's clearly a powerful beast, and walks with dignity, despite his age and attire.
Jayden Campbell
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
Every time
Elijah Foster
kino
Angel Adams
Why did Barty start fucking running away? He is literally the son of the wizard fuhrer and Karkaroff has no proof. Was he retarded?
Alexander Reyes
I hate these movies with a fucking passion. The books have a lot of issues, but they’re kids books so whatever. But the movies are straight up incompetent. Let’s not forget the random burning of the Weasley house which was not in the book and never brought up again.
Andrew Cook
SWISH AND FLICK!
Camden Edwards
saudi arabia and israel