Protag eats 25 ncnuggets and a large gravy fries with extra gravy every single day

>protag eats 25 ncnuggets and a large gravy fries with extra gravy every single day
why is this trope so comfy?

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Sounds disgusting. How long has it been since you took a shit more solid than a milkshake?

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I eat nothing bu processed fast food and my shits are rock hard and masculine.

It's worse, eating 20 nuggies will bind you up like you are shitting out a rock.

also OP is a fag because any fatty knows nuggies come in packs of 20 not 25.

>protagonist is getting close to chubby at 5 foot 7, 235 pounds

Step up your game, nips

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>protag holds a bmi of >33

man, a chili dog sounds good right now.
I just found out I'm ugly and I need something to take my mind off of it.

>protag dies of a heart attack by age 30
and he was a good friend

>I just found out
Underage

skyline is the most disgusting shit ever
fuck Cincinnati

It was total bullshit when McDonalds made their gravy boats smaller, it was the perfect amount.

wouldn't be surprised if a disgruntled worker dropped a dookie in the batch here and then

S-Sonic?

McNuggitini

Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients:

2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee)

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lol skyline hires whites only it's Cincy the only thing they have going for them is chili on pasta and overt racism.

I don't know how anyone could become disgruntled working at a food vendor where the food looking like a fucking train wreck is part of the appeal. You likely never have to field complaints from snooty white folks.

>Gravy fries
Do Yuropoor McDonalds really do this?

>America = Fries w/ ketchup
>Europe = Fries w/ mayonnaise
>Utah = Fries w/ "fry sauce"
>Canada = Fries w/ gravy

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I guess you're not aware how many cranky old people go to these places every morning.

old people have the right to be cranky. You don't put poop in old people's food.

Fries /w gravy and no curd is shit, only subhumans do this

t. Leaf

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Where the fuck do they sell "gravy fries" at Mickey Ds? Canada Eh?

Subtle.

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that's way too much cheese

for me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

Hey, it's Three-for-free!

For me, it's the Double Steakburger.

that's way too much fucking everything

No ranch? Boooooooooo

>Northeast = Ketchup
>Northwest = Maple syrup
>South = ranch dressing
>southwest = mango salsa
>california = hatch chile hummus

that's not a "trope" you faggot it's just your disgusting eating habbits
kys

The thing is, you don't want your shit to be liquid, but you don't want your shit to be rock hard either. Both are bad, you just want it to be solid and not painful.

took these photos of my lunch earlier today

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you projectile shart over those fries buddy?

That's just an appetizer

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>lol skyline hires whites only it's Cincy
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wtf are gravy fries

Junk bulking has its appeals