I'M A NINJA!

It would have been a good movie, if these egocentric, degenerate wiggers weren't in it.

They're are competely harmless white bread people from South Africa, but they play real life personas of their stage shit in the movies.
IRL they're even less harmless than Eminem, but in the movie they play heisting gangster thugs with guns. And they play such an integral role in the movie, yet they are garbage actors.

Its basically the movie Cool As Ice, but even more over the top and takes place in Johannesburg, South Africa, with robots.

I cant even fucking keep up anymore

musicfeeds.com.au/news/aussie-rapper-accuses-die-antwoords-ninja-of-trafficking-child-grooming-sexual-abuse-more-in-explosive-new-diss-track/

>As well as accusations of fan grooming, she also accuses him of sexual abuse and intimidation, ritualistic torture and revenge pornography.

They, like MTV Riff-Raff, are essentially modern minstrel performers.

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEOGAME

it's literally "band pretends to be retarded because that's what makes money - the band"

yolandi would make a great live action d'vorah

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How the hell did she keep her body like that after having a kid?

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tons of working out and probably a fair amount of coke/crack/meth
I know the whole druggie occultist thing is their schtick, but they are also South African artists

what am i looking at here?

Freeky deeky shit

She looks like the kind of hot trashy slut that you instinctively just want to be rough with and mistreat.

hawt.

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max normal is better than die antwoord tho

She's just a nobody wanting attention

Constructus Corporation was peak

Lot of women do, but incels and fat slobs believe giving birth will automatically make them gross and fat or think it's an excuse to let yourself go

ninja actually about that life

MEET RICK FLAIR
SELF MADE MILLIONAIRE

youtube.com/watch?v=H_vptk0JgIM

Literally one of the most perfect bodies in existence. I need to see Die Antwoord live just so I can catch Yolandi flashing.

gurl artist named Zheani knew Ninja from Die Antwoord and did some freeky deeky ritual magick shit. the allegations are that ninja drugged her up and fucked her during one of these rituals.
also there's a pretty big age difference that contributes to Ninja's daddy fetish, which isn't helped by the fact that Zheani literally looks like a hoe version of Ninja's daughter

Thanks

she's a vegetarian and does exercise

>dude africa lmao
>dude third world lmao
afrikaans aint real africans, fuck off

South Africans are weird

>go out to the middle of nowhere witb a guy that looks like that and he has a ton of halucinagenic drugs
what could possibly go wrong?!

i want a giant concrete fortress in a forest close to the ocean
that leaps like a crystal explosion frozen in motion

youtube.com/watch?v=371mG5dWE9k

You will never get to motorboat Yolandi's ass while David Guetta watches

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WAT KYK JY
that's actually the best version of that song

Has he finished with this shit yet? Like he literally spells out his plan to do with in Total Fuckup. Now he's basically said "yea it started out as a character but then I just had so much more fun being this guy I decided to stick with it" and he's STILL going it's fucked

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HOLLLLLLLLLLLD UP
WHOA WHOA WHOA WAITAMINUTE
JEEZUS CHRIST
THIS

imagining having these conversations and still deciding to go with this dude into the middle of nowhere and take shrooms

>having this at your disposal and wanting to fuck anything else

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>I need to see Die Antwoord live just so I can catch Yolandi flashing.

i saw them live a few years ago and when yolandi flashed the crowd my brothers friend got really triggered and walked out because he thought she was underage.