Alita: Battle Angel
General Discussion #454
/ALITA/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
twitter.com
Seek professional help freaks
okay but did you watch Alita: Battle Angel yet?
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita's intense judgmental stare.
what if alita was your mom lol
Previous thread:
Anyway like I was saying, being hot has it’s advantages. But it also counts if you’re a good person and you’re willing to change.
Hugo was a man with a dream and eventually changed, but it also helped immensely that he’s hot. And that’s okay. It’s not a crime to be hot
Have a thee troll.
somebody need /healing/?
you have been making it sound like its his sole quality for winning Alita's heart though.
>Does user need a prostate exam?
Me.
To answer your Jerome question.
No that was the other user, user. I was one of the anons who listed all the good things Hugo did for her. But I’m also saying they were that much more special because Hugo is attractive
>not making an honest woman out of suffering-user
>not making her toss out her frumpy clothes and guy clothes
>not buying her frilly dresses and watching her get all embarrassed
>not taking her to the salon to get her hair done up all girly-like
>not making her attend etiquette and homemaking and ballroom dancing classes
>healed
>judged harshly
t-thanks, Alita.
Alita would be a good mama bear.
>spending money on a reverse-trap
I see....
nobody is stopping you from doing it fren.
That's because it's Suffering-user samefagging.
oh, well woof I also defended Hugo last thread. Carry on.
> implying I wouldn’t
I’m all my previous relationships or booty calls I’ve hinted at girls what hairstyles/clothes look cute or compliment their looks. Or I just straight up buy outfits for them. I lowkey tell them how to act, look, think and feel and if you aren’t sneaky about it girls love it. In exchange I provide.
> not dressing up your princess how you want to, tossing her around, hitting her and then making her your slave when you’re both in private, but having a normal cute relationship in public
I wonder if the user who named him still posts here.
>hitting her
Based SA anonymously listing her fantasies. Also unironically take notes boys, girls love that shit
>girls like it when you blow money on them
I'm shocked.
Not with any bad intentions. But girls like to be hit and tossed around a little silly, at least a little hair pulling
THIS IS THREAD #454
THIS IS THREAD #454
THIS IS THREAD #454
THIS IS THREAD #454
THIS IS THREAD #454
THIS IS THREAD #454
THIS IS THREAD #454
>Implying I didn't choose boyish cloth because it look nice on me.
>implying I don't like clothing that look good and practical.
>implying I don't want to look different from plebs.
You do realize that the laws are on my favor, do you?
That was not me. I like to see other suffer.
No shit. Worth the investment imo. I like having girls be my own personal submissive dolls that I can control and occasionally toss around
All of wha I listed is consensual and done if only the two agreeing parties are okay with it.
If you want to be vanilla that’s cool but guys like a little thrill every now and then
based todd
pay day, soldier.
Wew lads it’s getting a little steamy up in here
This is very uncomfy
> I like to see others suffer
BASED
Sign me up
ANAL SEX WITH ALITA!
Would
May as well. We have runaway thots and thirsty incels chasing her. Thread is super uncomfy and unhappy right now.
It’s comfy if it’s mutially consensual Alita. Hugo even jokingly told Alita something similar... how most guys would be intimidated by her because she could rip their arms off and she said “well don’t piss me off” we all have a little of “that” in us
>You're gonna get anal with this hammer if you don't stop
>squishu
too far, user. You should've known, my fren...
Why are you a namefag? Just because you keep posting you want to see Alita hurt? Do you have a pastebin where you've written OC?
We forgot to bless it... thread officially cursed. Maybe Suffering-user is a witch
This.
>tfw trying to learn to draw so i can draw alitas but feel disillusioned with my progress
I can almost hear this picture
blessing the thread with these dubs
Huh are you the psycho user that kept saying crying Alita is the cutest?
Okay now that we got the curse out of the way, what’s the comfiest way for cuddle?
For me, it’s the spooning but it also makes me sad because you can’t see the girls face
Good Evening Alitans
Thread OST: youtu.be
just have to keep trying fren. Getting good just means doing it a bunch!
Is Alita’s body squishy like a girls’?
just get the bed with a trench cutout, duh I've only seen pics but I have a feeling it'd be just as uncomfy.
Yeah but you can smell their hair
is her cybernetic body squishy? HhmmmMMMmm
Don't give up fren!
>For me, it’s the spooning but it also makes me sad because you can’t see the girls face
You're too innocent for spooning.
If you're going for ultra realistic style... stop, you're not going to be become an expert in months, this shit takes years of practice and if you didn't start when you were young I doubt you have the time plus commitment now to catch up. If you're going for silly but still cute doodles... this could pay off in a few months, but being able to draw "silly" also requires a certain level of drawing "normal" at a decent level.
The Berserker body is
Is it just me, or do two bodies produce way too much body heat to cuddle up clothed? I mean, unless it's freezing cold winter time, I've never actually been comfy cuddle up not naked. Even with light PJs, it gets too hot under there.
I stay pretty cold and my partners do too so it's usually never been an issue.
It's not just you. It's an age-old riddle of cuddling. That and how to find a comfortable position where your limbs aren't falling asleep from being pinned beneath your partner
Doll body: not really
Berserker body: yes, as "squishy" as a trained athlete's body would be, not much unnecessary body fat to be found there
> the best cuddle is the one where you fall asleep in each other’s arms and then wake up, after a full nights rest, in silly positions but with the knowledge you closed your eyes together, and woke up together
This is an upsetting picture. Don't just casually post it...
seek help
>tfw she tosses and turns all night
>tfw you literally got no sleep, but she said she slept like a baby all night
Yeah women tend to be colder than men so with a light blanket it works well.
But what caused her to give someone this look?
I think she was looking at Vertex and Chireb
Something you did. Something...
How to spoon:
Hell yeah
I'm with you, user. These are just things I've learned listening to other people. I have no personal experience with the matter
Alita is for cuddles only, no sex
>That and how to find a comfortable position where your limbs aren't falling asleep from being pinned beneath your partner
both very accurate. Still it's a problem I like having.
Fucking actually laughed out loud at my desk
Get ready for some fatal keks
youtu.be
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Bless this thread
>that music
currently ded
We're the best
the best webm ever created
level of comfiness off the charts
Goodnight frens
Have a comfy one
>99
checked and comfypilled
Night fren we'll keep it comfy
Sleep well fren!
Check'd
Remember the time that black guy got the kissu from Alita
aaaah yeah
and how it spawned a big race shitstorm yeah haha good times no that was dumb but it DID lead to some extremely comfy threads yesterday.
DVD or Blu-ray when?
The waiting is killing me.
july-ish
August
Ourgirl deserves the while stadium chanting her name
Fuuuuuuuuck
one day the world (besides China) will realize what a grave error they made in passing on our girl.
They will suffer accordingly
She is so smol, how is it possible
When it's sitting in retailers
six months after that dvd gets released you faggots better be gone.
Listen I know I'm late here (and shouldn't be posting) but
I TOLD YOU SO
YOU GUYS SAID I WAS THE ONLY GIRL IN THE THREAD
HA
she cute sized.
lol we're not going anywhere bich
>untucked baggy shirt
> oversized baggy dress pants
> wearing dress pants with white tennis shoes
Cursed picture. What the fuck. How can someones fashion be this bad
based
go rest, you're having fever dreams
Get some rest, you concussed freak!
Seriously, there's at least you, Suffering-user, and that one Swede chickie.
I'm sure Jerome will paint you all as trannys for the end of time, though.
Like it fucking matters. If someone's doing something and they're not bothering anyone, what does it fucking matter?
I prefer you much more than that stupid bitch
At leaat you are nice friendly and comfy.
Ive missed you this couple of nights buddy
Landau can dress however he wants; he cared about the project just as much as JC and RR. Plus he probably is rolling in cash. Money talks, shit walks.
Landu is ourguy
THERES A SWEDISH CHICK?
It's just fucking clothing
I've been jumping back between my chair and bed all day. Honestly, I think I may post on the thread often, i'm not allowed to game and focusing too hard on Watamote to keep watching it.
You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!
I did not know there was a Swede. yeah, I don't give a shit what Jerome says desu.
Aw thanks frien. I'd love to get beach done and put out while I'm just sitting here, but I lost my voice...
nope, you guys are gone. You can't be making a general every freaking day over single film, a mediocre one at best.
Ok but you should really watch the movie though
Hello, my name is Alita. I'm the Hunter Warrior sent by Factory33.
right after you eat one.
>but I lost my voice...
Oh, the irony.
Get well soon, soldier. Your other hunter-warrior brothers are waiting for you.
By the way, I'm the user who mocked Jerome with the vocaroo of his 3/10 review. You said you thought I had a cute voice You really made my day uwu
The one an user met at the Iron City Experience
There’s three active posters now and two lurkers that I know of
We need more grills
Also feel better soon!
VA are you feeling better? We've been praying for you
Honestly, it's a miracle a general like this can hang onto one female, desu
yeah, honestly, it hurts to speak...I've been sipping at tea with honey and it helps, but I dont sound like myself obviously
Ayyy, glad you're still around~
when did this happen?
>we need more girls
brb
snip snip
It’s comfy here user
Doesn’t surprise me at all
As long as we don’t start shipping or something it will always be comfy
you can't really call a horse a real zebra if you paint stripes on it.
Better than Tuesday worse than Wednesday. I'm makin' progress. i'm gonna be SO sad if I don't get better by the 25th for the next meetup
Thanks for the kind thoughts, means a lot~
based
Based snip poster
thats almost 3 weeks, i'm sure you'll be fine
Beach meet could wait until your all healed back to normal fren.
Zebras are weird man I don't trust them
We got any black women here?
take your bestiality talk to /an/, freak
Sorry I got you meet anons sick
Are you the big gun owner user
yeah. If I'm not, it means something's seriously wrong versus just a minor concussion.
Ahh I don't wanna wait even longer for a meetup! I wanna see everyone again! And I want out of state anons to make it!
Illness was definitely worth it.
Concussion, maaaaaybe not.
good night frens, keep it comfy. I'm ready for Friday-night comfyposting tomorrow.
I don't even know they recognized each other. A Carpenter Brut shirt was involved?
They think you cute and alright for a white boi (black Alita cosplayer would be qt desu)
what sick is the white fungus growing my cock. now i gotta bash strangers heads in at the park to get laid.
No I’m the one who showed up to the meet sick lol
You’ll feel better in a few days. Just stay comfy inside, keep up that tea honey drinking and take your meds (and also hydrate). Good luck!
Fuck, this is so horrible and off the wall, but it made me laugh for some reason
Not him but I am the gun owner user. I feel kinda guilty that it was my gun that I got her concussed.
You’re trying too hard to be edgy
If you really want to be game though, you can kidnap strangers and rub lotion on them or else they get the hose again
We both did our part in hurting VA, but to be fair she did kick out ass pretty hard in DDR. Call it even
Sweet dreams user
Huh. First I'm hearing about this.
Hope so. Just been relaxing, tryna hydrate. I'm getting pretty bored though so I was tryna think of things I could do...Not much luck.
35 year old is tryna pressure me into driving up to riverside lmao
hey, no it's my fault. I had the scope too close. You're fine buddy
I'll hopefully have something new up for it too!
That I agree with you dude.
Whatever the case I’m glad your still with us friend.
Ask and ye shall receive
Take your rest. It does get boring but what fucked up my sickness worse was going out. It made a couple of unfortunate sick days into a couple of weeks. It was a miracle I was able to speak to you frens at all lol. If you rest you’ll be okay in like a week.
Fuck yeah
Me too buddy
me too
Okay..I'll stay in more until I feel better, then. I hate missing so much class I was doing so well in such a hard subject
>concussion
Zapan a BITCH
No worries. Look at it as a way to recharge. We’re all caught up in routines and that can get pretty bland. Review old material of you feel like you’re getting sidetracked. Where there’s a will there’s a way.
what she know about cosplay... probably tons
kek'd
yeah, I was catching up on my anime backlog, but anything that wasn't extremely slice of life was too much, even watamote. Dunno, I might rewatch old series.
>Based drunk poster
I'm so consistently impressed with the fanart which has stemmed from alita
> alright, alright, alright
> Cyborg girls man... I keep getting older, they stay the same age
>May
>Still no DVD release
>SWEDISH CHICK
pls be in Gothenburg
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
nope, Västervik
>DVD
i know right, imagine not using the superior format
I'm going to make vhs copies of it just to use that image
I really want a time machine to drop this off at some random hollywood video circa 1999 just to see if anyone would rent it and what their reaction to it would be.
Synd att /ourgirl/ spelas inte längre för jag kommer vara i Sverige nånstans runt juni/juli. Have to be a sequel meet instead.
user you better let me buy a VHS copy
and one with the redub
Some of the frames in this film are genuinely mind blowing- I wonder if people wouldn't just accept that this is how humans have evolved to look in 2019. Like this still.
I might sell "VHS case with BLANK vhs" just so anons can get one
I would buy
>literally straight across the country at the opposite coast
Fuck me
>writefag's a Swedestani
HORROR
You kind of need a DVD or BluRay release for that user...
ah man idk how to use a VHS thing to put the movie on it
I unironically want a copy of Alita on VHS. Bad compression can be comfy sometimes.
Yes, I'm a hipster.
Please don't remind me. I'm well aware
>Everyone is on the opposite side
It's the Florida meet up all over again. Those Califorina anons were really lucky to all be so close.
Nah I just speak it for family. Spent my youth up the west coast of Australia learning to shitpost with the best of my countrymen.
Real talk though I have a few days of totally dead time in between commitments so if any of the sweanons are around some time early July I'd be down for a catch up.
Gothenburg-user here
Never went to a meet before but I'm willing to show up if you're fairly close by
Not a girl, though
There was a Florida meet-up?
Keep an eye on the threads because I think I'm popping past there some time. You don't need to be a girl you just need to be yourself friend.
are there any sydney fags ahaha
But it helps to be a girl
Come melb cunt
We need some evening comfy
vhs release meetup when?
Fly out to LA writefag
we all wanna meet you
b4 sequel
hype af
Were doing a meet when the Blu-ray drops for sure
I made my promise for the sequel.
At my house
A
Thanks, I hate this.
Aborted for the same reasons, peaches and a half dozen other florida anons thought they'd meet like the clia anons but they were all spread out on opposite coasts and ends of the state. They were collectively about as far apart as you could get while still being in the same state. Seriously Florida has this pan handle up at the top and these little islands off the bottom called keys and we had anons in each. There was one near tampa and one st augustine, and one near fort lauderdale.
thats fair lel
ha ha think about it tho
Watch Revolutionary Girl Utena if you haven't yet, it's the elder god-tier of shoujo and it has fencing.
Have another lol
it's in the backlog, but if it's not peak slice of life I can't right now.
Fencing too, though...I definitely will soon.
These are super adorable
Not that user but it's on my list already.
Good night Alitafrens
Sleep well fren!
Fanart and comfy vibes what a perfect combination
what are these from?
Would also like to know ty
cringe and alitapilled!
Come by any time
wuf
>Boop
These are really disturbing
No one here will get it
Let the healing flow through you
Nice reference. Is the papercraft Alita from here?
Jesus she is just so adorable, even in a creepy old man cloak
That's really well done nice work
Sufferanon I know it's you
Welly welly welly well. Give em one in the yarbales, if he's got any yarbales.
Silly lady. You're not a puppy.
Some keychain art from etsy.
I tried to paste the link but wont paste properly.
Search alita on etsy
Like a hard body girls .
Already a thing.
Slow night...
>alita general
>in the literal month of may
we live in a society
>You'll like this a lot better with the peel off.
Kek nice
Funny, i said the same thing to alita about my uncircumcised penis
if i buy another pic related i'm definitely doing that to it
You call your foreskin a peel?
You peel it back, Then put it in your mouth.
>sydney fags
inner west reportan
Single anti-matter reactor ignition. Heal at will, commander!
i actually did this to an orange, it didn't taste so bad and i actually swallowed the peel. i'd imagine a tangerine that has super thin skin would be way easier
COME MELB CUNT
I don't know who's making these but I love you for it
Oranges
FINE i'll fr*cking watch it your threads worked now shoo shoo
>going to melb
dude you need to get out of melb
>Getting ready to watch Toradora on rabbit with a friend
>someone posts an Aisaka gif
Let us know how you like the movie
We ain't going away, baby.
report back after please
And people say we have no purpose here
At least watch the "good" rip, it's linked somewhere in the threads.
Yeah the decent rip is worth it
Man... this thread is slow as fuck now. What happened?
The whole board is slow during these hours. Americans are asleep.
Yeah we stay cozy in the quiet hours. You new here? What brought you to the thread?
Jesus fuck are you all retarded this movie came out like months ago I guess you are fucking autists
>Suffering user is finally revealed as a chick
Damn, some real shit must have gone down when I wasn't here. To think I agreed with her the whole time.
I still do, watching Alita suffer and cry is fucking great.
Nah we're just dedicated.
I shouldn't have encouraged her (and I guess by proxy you.)
Your encouragement wouldn't matter. With or without it, I still have OC ideas that are going to make SA's panties wet.
This was a great panel thanks to the person who found it
>dick hard in the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah.
That's the way of life I choose.
How did Lucas get away with it
Good old George Rami
HeLLo Me oLd ChUm
Hmmmmmm
I love this Twitter autist
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP PLS LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND RETWEET AND REPOST YAASSS
Ok MR FREGG
Sorry, fren. I'll be sure to put you in the cap next time.
>capeshit memes
>alita, i think i smell something weird down there. could you check and see if something’s wrong?
Gonna be one of those evenings huh
Why do they post this bitch instead of the cute spiderman girl with black hair???
*head spins 360º before murdering u*
You mean the lesbian one?
>October 1993
woah
Penni, I hate the ugly looking bitch above, Gwen or whatever. The mods are cunny hounds anyways so I don't understand why people are afraid to post the better of the two.
7/12 of the girls I’ve been with have openly asked me to hit them during sex. Not a great survey size but still worth more.
Worth note*
Wow that was earlier this thread huh? Time flies
Hey, I like Gwen, OK? Peni parker is more of an anime caricature
Wow, this thread fucking died. Did the party move somewhere else?
You guys know Robert Rodriguez wrote and produced this movie (originally set to direct to, but you know, Alita got in the way). You are going to see it, right?
no
Hey that's pretty neat
Emma's voice isn't enough
This is the cutest fanart prove me wrong
thats what happens when veteran /abag/ anons criticize and antagonize newbies
Is that what happened while I was gone? You guys behave yourselves.
Done.
*blocks your path*
Shit user, he's got a point. This one is super fucking cute.
some older alita anons have gotten rude from time to time.or criticizing posts or people. couple of anons that used to bump these threads at night left
To be fair, I used to bump threads at night a lot, but I've been super busy this week. Is writefag still here? I know VA is in the hospital right now. Who left?
alita bump
Welp I've just had a huge lay in and only just woke up...
I'm always here I've just been writing for now. I always keep it alive when needed.
the user that posted random alita art
can i make new thread?
Nah he's still around I think. The thread is bigger than any single one of us. Also new bread when??
Well, in any case, anons try to be nice to new anons, they're new lifeblood into a thread that descends in to madness from time to time.
Go ahead.
Yes, be the change you want to see in the world.
NEW BREAD NEW BREAD NEW BREAD