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Yoren edition
This dude is so underrated

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bloody cunt

ASSHOLE JAMIE

I miss him every day.

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Apologize.

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Episode 4 is filler, episode 5 will have a fight between the remains of the winterfell forces and some mercenaries, and we get to learn more about cersei. It's going to be EPIC

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links?

Explain

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I hate how this show has become a women's empowerment bullshit....

I'm not even an incel but this shit is ridiculousthere is no way arya can kill the night king

Kit "Anyone who hates this season can fuck themselves" Harrington

>3 filler episodes
>half of the fucking last season is officially filler
lol fuck this show

4 is just funeral, and battle plans

>tfw Yoren got a cooler death scene than Barristan

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you deserved better kit. i cant believe GoT turned into the very show it was trying not to be from the start. a fucking 80lbs ninja assassin. jesus christ.

FROM THE DUSTY M-

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It's all about cocks in the end

What exactly is Brienne wearing under her breastplate and pauldrons? Is that a surcoat? An armored surcoat? I'm into armor and shit, so I like it, but it also has no real grounding in real life. I've never seen anything like this and it bothers me when I watch her on screen

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he's a great man

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So obviously Cers blows up KL, right? We already know it's coming. Honestly, Cers blowing shit up with wildfire is one of my favorite show things, I'm okay with that being the big finale.

This. They had six hours and could pull out all the stops.
Now is not the time for fucking filler. This isn't a fucking art production. It's a spectacle.

Literally dedicated eight years of his life to one single show just to be cucked in the end.

what bothers me even more is the fact that her character exists, the hound would've killed her, no women can beat a man in combat, imo even that faggot loras should've been beaten her

Jamie deserves killing the night king and becoming a renowned hero knight. Jon is meant to be the first truly good king in a long time. Arya deserves killing Cersei and completing her revenge pact.

Post characters you miss

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>twitter.com/iiTerrific/status/1123968397937659912
Thank the Seven for this clip

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>no women can beat a man in combat
Women fuck men up in HEMA all the time. Admittedly, there's probably only ten women on the planet that could beat top male fencers though

Total chad

Thanks for kind advice, frens. I know it sounds lame but most of all pics I’d like to preserve is a small folder of old pics of me and my ex, and some Snapchat screenshots between us. Not even nudes, just fun or cute moments. Memories of a time I was in love and happy and optimistic. She was the one who got me into game of thrones; we spent many nights binging it on the couch together. We’d call the opening credits “toke music” and pass the bong between us before the episode really started.

Season 6 was the last season we watched together since we broke up later that year. It was kind of awkward, but we talked about season 7 through texts some. I remember we argued over it; she was more okay with the bad writing than I was I guess. I’m not going to try and contact her for this last season. She can just wonder how I’m reacting, and I’ll wonder how she’s reacting. What hurts is I’m watching it alone now, and she’s got a new man to watch it with. It hurts being rejected :(

I was doomed to hate this season before it even began. I’m not gonna make it...

They used the OST of a video game with brilliant start but awful ending, just like GOT.

Perfect casting and unironically chad

>no woman could beat a man in combat
Overstatement. I’m sure some ufc chick could kick my ass no problem. In the Hound vs Brienne scene, the hound was weak and sick from infection. That’s why he lost. It was believable

>ok, for this scene you are gonna just get up and scream
>yes, that's all
>no, arya gets to kill him
>yes, we all know you practiced for years and shit
>just forget about the nightking and the white walkers
>just fucking scream at it
>just scream, you fucking manlet
did Jon deserve all this shit?

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did he actually say that?

Could the NK beat a WW1 era military?

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Name characters who had good deaths, but could have had better and how they could have been improved.

How did Arya have time to set up a trampoline without the night king noticing?

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He's still going to sit on the iron throne in the end I guess

>brilliant start
ME3 began with Shepard telling brass that the Reapers were going to attack any day now, the brass telling him he's a liar, and then the Reapers immediately attacking right in the middle of the hearing. It was some straight up ZLOOP-BOINKIES saturday morning cartoon shit

You're gonna be pretty mad then when it Brienne saves Sandor from being killed by the mountain

If you have a problem with women's empowerment, you are in fact an incel.

Was talking about ME1

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Those people behind them helped her fight of wrights and set up the trampoline.

They're going to kill off Brienne, which will be yet another perfect summary of Game of Thrones: Kill off the one female character with agency in favor of Mary Sues and feminist "icons".

>there’s no way a magic assassin could kill a magic Lich.
Okay then.....

arya better not kill cersei

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HERE'S YOUR LORD OF LIGHT

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>implying only incels are upset
Weak bait

>We’d call the opening credits “toke music”
Kys left wing stoner scum

pretty sure thats plates leather armor

Green eyes!

>he doesn't know

Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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Jon kills Dany and they are already getting pissed.

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The NK was going to throw Bran on it and then double jump so Bran would be trapped. Truly a plan so dastardly that we should be happy that it was never realized.

Basically, ME3 had a huge letdown of an ending. Which is a big conversation right now with GoT. It's a weird kind of irony that they would use music from a series that in a meta fashion is doing the same thing.

Then there are meme posts that they must have known, some kind of Marauder Shields is trying to warn us, etc.

Links are in picture, my dude. Go to youtube. Go to the HBO behind the scenes for S8E3 - timestamp is 38:10. In a new tab, open the "Leaving Earth" theme from Mass Effect 3. It's the same song.

Now read above.

I'd have shown Jorah fighting off a White Walker after he got back up, Dany telling him she actually loved him, and that's it.

okay, how come no one ever points out her face? people constantly make fun of arya but she gets a pass?

Just think, if they had never gone north with the dragons in the first place, the walkers would have had literally no way past the magical ice wall and would not have been any threat whatsoever.

All we know is that Jon kills Dany and the Starks execute Tyrion

How would GRRM write about war if he actually served in vietnam?

Cersei blow sup King's Landing.

The Children were aliens and their ship is the God's Eye.

Calling it now, I'm 100% certain of both of those things.

I actually did think this was gonna be a moment, where the dragon burned Jon..... And we see that he is unburnt... That would show Dany that he wasn't lying about his birth... But even this opportunity was missed.

best part of the episode

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Then if they were really worried about them just send one faceless man to deal with them.

most of TV/cinema is like that because it panders to the low IQ lowest common denominator

More like
>because youre an annoying and entitled and crazy fat dyke

It's not really. The squares are leather with a brass tack and then there's bits of chainmail kind of sewn in. It basically looks like a coat they put baubles on. Definitely made up on the show, there's no comparison to it in real life armor. At the same time, despite it obviously being shit and wouldn't work at actually defending anyone, it looks cool.

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They would have eventually gotten past or just went around through the water. Then they would be out a ton of extremely skilled warriors.

who confirmd this?

I'm down with the Starks turning into fucking socipaths, a big twist to show how they're all changed from the wars and traumas.

D&D wouldn't be stupid enough to do that.
Right?

hard work doesn't mean jack shit if you're a brainlet equality is such a fucking meme

And the entire reason they went north was for some completely harebrained idea that they needed to capture a wight to convince Cersei to send troops to defend Winterfell, which she obviously never did because she’s fucking Cersei

Cuz her face is hot and she has nice skin. jealous, dyke?

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i can't fucking believe this man. So now we got 3 more episodes of evil queen cersei and her pirate king? loool.

Wasn't the whole theme of this show how pointles all the political intrigue and greed for the throne in face of the real threat that was the Night King. Turns out they shoud've just kept playing the game of thrones and deal with 4D chess Cersei. So it turns out she was right all along then, come to think about it wouldn't it even be best for the people if she just continued ruling? Fuck do they care who sits on the throne. What a let down, from going to the "big final threat" that has been hyped for 7 years to fucking Cersei, and you already have normies going "but don't u see HUMANITY is the real threat" like they're some fucking geniuses for finding themes to defend the shitty writing.

i was hopig a bittersweet ending with some silver lining where maybe they defeated the Night king or some shit, but he killed like over half the population and they had to start from scratch idk, but not fucking Cersei as the main villian

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>I was there Ser Jorah, at the Battle of Blackwater, saw men die, even the sound of turning knobs and glasses clinking remind me of the explosions...the fire.

nth for Stannis

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If Tyrion is just as stupid as everyone else, what is even the point of his character anymore? Varys too.

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Don’t forget! Episode four is also the last episode where they don’t talk about
Jon and dany getting married! They’ll
Have to bring it up by episode 5!

>HEMA
fucking kek

>this shit is ridiculousthere is no way arya can kill the night king
even if we overlook the whole teleport thing, it doesn't make any thematic sense for her to do this.

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She will

Tyrion is executed for betraying Dany. Dany dies by letting Jon kill her in front of the Iron Throne as a means of her own personal sacrifice. She's lost everything, the seat means nothing now.

What the fuck is the point of Season 7 then? Wasn't that whole season literally set up for the battle against white walkers and how Cersei was dead wrong?

a skirted gambeson, she actually looked the most badass in armor.

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Why is Cersei drinking wine when she's pregnant? Don't they know that's bad for the baby?

The random sellswords being the final fight is basically an even stupider version of the neo nazis in breaking bad. Both really don't have any connection to main plot, we're introduced far too late, and have zero development

Brienne was seen at the dragon pit for Tyrion’s execution in episode 6 so she lives

Hell it's not even just that. She didn't even have an army left until the Golden Company arrived this year. So they did it to convince a woman who at the time even she wanted to couldn't help them!

ok yea thats just chainmail with square pieces of leather attached to it for some reason

You can tell Dink and nearly everybody else involved in this shit is more disappointed than the audience.

No because the story is more based on realism. That even despite a massive threat that could wipe out the country, even overcoming that, it all boils down to politics, greed, and bullshit. Just like real life.

>Take down Hitler and the Japs
>Cold War happens

you think that bitch gives a fuck about anyone other than herself?

It was on a reddit page months ago and actually got theon and the NKs deaths correct.

They made him retarded in the last few seasons because they didn't want him outsmarting danni or other female characters. His character serves no purpose

Dany executes Tyrion.
Probably because he will suddenly be team Lannister even though it’s the most retarded decision that could possibly be made

The Kraken needs liquid.

Varys is for minor quips. Tyrion is for major quips about cocks, wine and something epic.

The alien ship being in the God’s Eye would actually be fucking awesome lmao

Yes? Tyrion figured out she was pregnant last season because she offered him wine but then didn't drink any herself. Did D&D forget their own writing again?

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I thought the same but fuck any sort of consistency or using scenes to build the story- ITS ALL ABOUT EPIC MOMENTS

Everything she's ever done she has done to protect her family. Even though she's basically become 1 dimensional at this point as "Mrs. Antagonist".

shake my fucking head. thx user

Why are normalfags shit talking the tacitcs used in episode 3 when they don't know SHIT about ancient warfare?

Leave it to the experts. This episode had MILLIONS put into it, you think there wasn't a miltary advisor/historian?

Fuck off.

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Becsuse she is le ebin stromg female who BFTOs white men. We need more women like her in power. #itwasherturn

>you think there wasn't a miltary advisor/historian?
I know there wasn't a military advisor/historian.

D&D writing is so retarded and nonsensical that Stannis actor could not make out what was supposed to be happening in scenes most of the time.

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/game-of-thrones-stannis-baratheon-stephen-dillane-disheartening-a8094516.html

kumiko will kill cersei

SHUT UP ABOUT THE STORY

NO ONE WATCHES THIS FILTH FOR THE PLOT

THE TITS ARE THE DRAW

POST TITS

GOT = GREAT OGLING TITS

Of course they are, it's their careers and has been for 9 years, its why most of them are anywhere near where they are and to get attached to these characters and to find out how simplistic and bullshit the endings are for most of them, all for 2 years and constant reshoots and fake shoots to throw off the press?

I'd be fucking livid if I was most people. Stannis/Dany in a daze over finding out their deaths is prime example, its just...that's it? All that build up for an anticlimactic end? Pathetic.

When you spend all your life working towards a goal that you're completely unfit for because your diplomacy amounts to screaming about your bloodline supremacy like a terrible ruler while you roast alive anyone who defys you and your terrible leadership

The only thing Jews are experts in is molesting children and ruining good things lmao

Sorry friendo, D&D have already admitted they don't give a shit about making anything they write make sense and it's up to the viewer to figure it out.

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Look up frikidoctor on YouTube. HBO is suing him for finding out about the execution. It’s kinda fucked up they are trying to ruin a doctors life just because his buddy worked on the Spain crew.

this is bait right?

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if it's a full layer of chain mail underneath the tacked on leather bits, it could be useful to catch blades from sliding along the chain mail.

the parts where it looks like the leather is sewn into the chainmail is definitely goofy though. maybe done to lighten the costume and increase flexibility for the actor.

Seriously the “good guys” are fucking stupid they should’ve just ignored the night king. If anything it proves how retarded Jon snow is for obsessing so much. Someone should’ve told him to *chill* out

>Brienne lives
fucking hell

careful

>trebuchet ahead of infantry

I KNOW there wasn't an adviser

Stannis christ lmao

There definitely wasn't considering the initial charge by the Dothraki.

Mus be an important scene involving gillie

this, they are marvel tier quips for comic relief

Im excited for the next 3 episodes still.
Not excited for spin offs though

>getting frustrated and defensive with his own rhetorical question
I don't know how a human being is capable of being this stupid and being able to breathe at the same time.

yea a military advisor totally told them to charge first with light calvary that doesnt use bows and arrows. fucking genius

>What exactly is Brienne wearing under her breastplate and pauldrons?

It looks like a gambeson but with reinforced elements usually found on something like a haidate or kote from samurai armour. It looks like kusari style chainmail sewn on to the fabric and with square iron plate riveted into the pattern.

They knew they would be quickly overrun with no hope of keeping the trebuchets protected, so they opted for range instead of nonexistent protection.

because she's still fuckable

They literally dumbed Tyrion down because people liked him more than dany Sansa and Arya. They even want you to like Cersei in a messed up sort of way. They excluded Tyrion and jaime’s 10/10 conversation when Jaime frees Tyrion because they deliberately wanted to simplify Tyrion (and jaime’s) character so that the women could outshine him. Problem is, the likes can’t write shit so the women don’t get better, the men just get worse

>Humanity fails to set aside differences to defeat the greatest threat to life there is
>lmao nvm it actually wasn't that bad, back to killing each other without any lesson learned, propagating this system of personal greed that results in the deaths of millions whom our squabbles didn't concern in the first place!

Ah yes the classic formation of Cavalry - Trebuchet - Infrantryman

Yes this is the same person that said Jon kills Dany. Their brother works on the production crew. That got the battle right spot on 5 months ago.

This was mine

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I know, user. At least someone in the editing department, slid this in so we know.

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>I’m sure some ufc chick could kick my ass no problem
an average athletic man with no fighting experience can easily overpower a highly trained 115lb woman.

you must be pretty shit.

We don’t know that. All we know is that he is executed by the Starks for treason.

>tell family member something from production
>100% of the time they go on the internet to tell the world like it makes them special

cringe

And that's the bittersweet part about it all, nothing will change. Jon will sit on that throne and eventually another threat will pop or more political drama down the lineage, same shit different history, and we won't see any of it beyond maybe a coronation at best. Because like all of its history, none of it matters, its just a point in history that happened to be wrote about or focused on. Much like real life, we never learn, and much is just forgotten, sometimes focused, sometimes not.

If there was no chance of protecting the trebuchets there was no chance of winning, so why even bother

he will always be the bad guy from last action hero to me

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>it's a Dany-centric episode

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Closest thing you're ever going to get to real swordfighting. Kendo isn't real, LARP isn't real, WMA isn't real, Olympic isn't real.

>The characters that die (Jorah, Beric, Theon) are all stabbed through their armor

I remember thinking in Season 1 "wow a show that treats armor as an actually useful object instead of just clothing, this is a great difference from the usual medieval shit on TV" now I guess GoT is no different than any other show.

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Wait why is Dany going to execute Tyrion?

This is so fucking true. When you understand that the writer's motivation is to put (white) men down and bring women up, all these retarded decisions make sense. Sansa and arya are some of the worst characters.

I would have liked to see Stannis ally with Jon and support his claim for the throne, but that was ended with horrible writing which is now once more damaging the show

show stannis does have some confusing motivations. he makes sense in the books but in the show its all over the place. he goes north not because davos convinced him what his duty is as a king, but because mel told him to go. its like he didnt want to be up there in the show.

Have sex

Ok I know it’s hard to act towards a cgi thing that’s not actually there but it honestly looks more like he is screaming directly at the camera at DABID and at the 5’ on his drivers license

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He betrays this upcoming episode towards the end of it. He realizes that this side is lost an goes to serve Cersei, bringing Drogon as a pet, flying him over King's Landing like in Dany's prophecy. Drogon is then subjugated by Euron and Cersei pardons Tyrion, the episode ends.

Don't they say plate is only good against the dumb horse fuckers because they're curved swords are for slashing not piercing.

My nigga.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jo1OjI4Yfv8

>lel its a differnt kind of show, they killed the mc season 1

I was hoping the nk would win.
but here we fuckin are

It's the other way around, Jon would support Stannis's claim to the throne (and does in the books).

>There definitely wasn't considering the initial charge by the Dothraki.

I'm not saying that Benioff and Weiss even thought of this, but it makes sense what they did. The Dothraki do not flank. Their culture is based around the concept of shock combat. You either beat the enemy head on or you cut off your braid in dishonor.

The writing has horribly deteriorated after they strayed from the books

He has a penis

Just fuck my shit up senpai lol

Why didn't they go all the way and just make her transgender for maximum normie brownie points?

Atleast she has milkies, Arya is just a goblin

Or Stannis

Jorah is wearing leather to be fair, not actual metal.
D&D notoriously hated Stannis' character and tried their best to write him poorly and villainistic, it's also why they suggested to GRRM him killing Shireen.

But what about when Jons ancestry is revealed? This plotline is still unfolding in the books but has already been hinted at

>Bran warned them that they didn't know if dragon fire would work against the Night King
>They just assumed it would, and had no back up plan (e.g. have a dragon grab him and drop him in front of a valyrian steel armed character

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operation get behind the darkies bro

I looked into this last night when you kept posting it there, they are somewhat similar but you are making it sound like it’s a fucking conspiracy. Go to bed.

True but the bitch even had details on Lyanna Mormont death and Arya killing the NK and the way Theon would die. She got good info and Dany being O.J.’d by Jon.

My headcanon says stannis fought off half the undead army in the winterfell forest. Turns out brienne didn’t kill him and he’s been preparing for the undead setting up Vietcong style traps for the undead. Like a shit load of pits with spikes under coverage.

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>In the middle of a hot plain in summer: Wear metal armor
>In the middle of a forested area in winter: Wear leather armor

?????????????

It may be their culture but they also aren't entirely reckless or entirely stupid. They do know what they're up against. Honestly it's amazing Jorah even fought his way back after all that time and still kept fighting considering how easily the army got slaughtered, same with Ghost.

Is this true??

Retarded kek

>Jorah is wearing leather to be fair
okay so Dany has time to get a really nice new tailored cloth/fur hilary clinton jacket, but the best fighters present in Winterfell can't get decked out in full plate mail with helmets to protect against the shitty stabby swords of the undead? They opt for leather? To stay comfortable? In the biggest most hopeless sounding fight in history?

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kek

Let's see your face incel

>ok yea thats just chainmail with square pieces of leather attached to it for some reason

It's butted chainmail sewn to the fabric. Japanese armor uses that. It's called kusari. It sometimes has square gaps in the coverage to aid mobility, though the leather parts are a made up thing and don't even look good.

Sad this is the only reply :( if it makes you feel better I’ve been smoke-free for over a year now.

>No army of archers with dragonglass arrows ready to take down the NK
>No dragonglass spike armor for the dragons for aerial combat

I don't think they planned any.
Deserts get cold at night, its generally a good idea to keep layers on. Also metal freezes terribly in intense cold and in some cases depending on its wear and tear will shatter, bad for fighting in.

Guys, what are the real spoilers for this season? I've never watched this show before but want to ruin it for my friend

Shut up fag even the tits were disappointing this episode.

>It may be their culture but they also aren't entirely reckless or entirely stupid. They do know what they're up against. Honestly it's amazing Jorah even fought his way back after all that time and still kept fighting considering how easily the army got slaughtered, same with Ghost.

The problem is that 10,000 men got killed in 30 seconds. It should have taken longer. They should have had two shots indicating that there is a 30 minute time skip.

>Yea Forums hates this episode and the show since season 6
>about half the critics hate this episode and are now admitting that the show has gone to shit since season 6
>only people who defend this show are plebs who only care about "Yasss queeeen slay"

I had a conversation with my coworkers throughout the week, and they started agreeing with everything I said, but half of them, still liked it, because things "looked cool and it had badass moments". I remember when this series was about more than just "epic cool scene, bro". Oh how the mighty have fallen

20 years from now will anyone remember got?

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If the next book ever comes out, how much better will it be than the show?

This is fucking Golden

POST RARE OLDER
MEMES I NEED TO LAUGH THE PAIN AWAY

Yes because plate is heavy and cumbersome and freezes in the cold, leather is not an does not. Especially against versatile undead enemies.

Jon kills Dany and the Starks execute Tyrion for treason. Not anything else yet.

Absolutely nothing, for a variety of reasons.

1. Jon is in the NW and is disinherited from all titles.
2. The primary claim is Baratheon, the main Targ line was deposed.
3. Should he become aware of his lineage, nobody would ever support his claim or even have any selfish motivation to support his claim. Nobody in Westeros gains anything by having Jon Snow as king.
4. Jon almost assuredly wouldn't want to be king, assuming he survives his stabbing.

thats how they fight other dothraki and shitty lamb men. thats totally useless in this fight, to make that work they would need to be heavily armored.

Jaimie kills Cersei
Jon kills Dany

not confirmed, just highly likely. everything else is a mystery because they've done a good job of putting out a thousand misleading "leaks" this year.

What was the point of Bran getting the ability to travel back in time and change the past if it didn't turn out to matter against the Night King?

What was the point of him insisting Jon find out about his parents?

What was the point of his entire character?

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Ya but youve been libtarded for years

Should have, either way makes Jorah and Ghost fucking saviors.

10,000x

Stannis bearing Ramsay will make it one of the greatest peices in literature

Yoren is underrated for the record. Dude had great dialogue and personality.

“I always hated fucking fat chicks..
TAKES TOO LONG TO LOAD”

Way way better. And it will come out.

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He doesn't have the ability to change the past, its just a pre-destined time loop. It's actually a paradox. Bran's paradox is essentially what fucked up everything in the first place and threw it off track. We're basically seeing Timeline B.

>thats how they fight other dothraki and shitty lamb men. thats totally useless in this fight, to make that work they would need to be heavily armored.

Armies fight the way they are trained to. Every army is trained to fight the last war, not the next war.

lmao keep coping and hoping.

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Maybe it did matter. My bet is we'll find out everything has been orchestrated by Bran in the end, and it was the best outcome. Sad.

Here's a (You) and a Tsar Nicholas II wojak, if that makes you feel better.

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I wish I started watching season 1. I started in season 4

U know u would

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It’s like that poisoned drink scene in Princess Bride

Bronn is a self serving sellsword so he ultimately won’t mind killing Jaime or Tyrion.

But that’s to be expected and he’s smart so he knows Cersei will lose, so he’ll just join Tyrion and Jaime

But that’s to be expected, so he will sUBvErT our expectations and kill Jaime or Tyrion

But he would never be able to get away with that and collect the reward, so he wouldn’t ever go through with it

IT’S SO FUCKING STUPID FUCKING STUPID WRITING AND WASTE OF A CHARACTER EVEN BOOK BRONN WOULDNT CONSIDER KILLING TYRION

Khaleesi pls

Why does bearded manlet kill the fat blonde? Or is that info not out yet

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>Drogon is then subjugated by Euron
People should be shot if this is true

So now that the show is about to being about politics, will we find out who exactly is ruling Dorne? The Riverlands? The Stormlands? The Reach? The Westerlands?

No of course not, the show will pretend that Wintefell and King's Landing are the only places that exist (with maybe Yara retaking the Iron Islands for no reason).

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The books are already much better than the show. You're a fucking pleb.

the dothraki have bows, thats a big part of how they fight, its not just arakhs. they even show this last season in the carriage train battle.

He's a fan favorite character with a heart of gold so he'll naturally do the right thing at a crucial moment.

love u user stay strong

my queen, i beg of you
merely a smidgen of coochie

Just the pinky Khaleesi, that's all.

Realistically what is stopping dany, Jon, and ayria taking euron and Cersei out in a one spot?

Edmure is rumored to appear so he's got Riverlands.

>Stannis bearing Ramsay will make it one of the greatest peices in literature

I've already got the Battle of Ice and the infiltration of Winterfell/slaughter of the Boltons and Freys mapped out in my head.

>Battle of Ice
youtube.com/watch?v=-oRbStmxvm4

>Taking of Winterfell
youtube.com/watch?v=T2l--Px9vf0

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So D&D did basically confirm that Jon will be the big hero in the books right, by saying they decided to make it Arya instead as an ebin twist?

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Well, I mean... Sure, the meme posting is just people throwing shit... Looking at it though... I mean... That's studio laziness in action. That's big business coming out over a year ago saying "Season 8 is the last season" and forcing everything to wrap way faster than the pacing of the story would have indicated to most viewers.

It's not so much the conspiracy of anything, except that this is how big budge things go. It's the end, the money has been made, the legacy cemented. Fuck it. One battle, ties up the big threat from 8 seasons before.

If you wanted to talk about conspiracies though.... The Reapers are an old cycle that allows organics to get to a certain level, then culls them, allowing for more organics to come.

And businesses... Find fandoms... And at the apex of their glory, they are culled... And the people who make these business decisions... Continue in a pattern of culling new fandoms, fanning the flames of their growth, reaping them, and casting the rest aside.

Yeah it is lol

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Does the stormlands exist in the show?

>the scream was actually improvised
>he was actually supposed to stare down the dragon with his typically gormless face to be badass and aloof
>instead Kit was so pissed at the ungodly cuckening of his entire storyline and character he just started screeching autistically and Sapochnik left it in

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We do not know yet. But feminists are about to go full metoo on it. If I had it my way I would have Dany flirt with a Jewish waiter and when they meet later that night Jon comes out of the bushes and slashes their throats and the glove they find won’t fit him because he keeps his hand tense.

daenerys is power hungry and willing to kill for the throne. jon is tired of fighting and wants peace. it's likely a repeat (like poetry, it rhymes) of her father wanting to "burn them all" and the most trusted person in the room having to stop them.

I’m the one with the broken computer so I won’t save that photo. I have a bad enough habit of hoarding memes on my phone as is, but thanks for the share.

And thanks everyone here for carrying on. For not letting the like writers break us completely. the whore is still pregnant and stannis yet raises his sword. I’m glad I’ve been able to spend the last few years with /got/; I’m sorry I didn’t join in the beginning threads. I’ll stay with you all until the season is done

The mythical and slow ass trebuchet, ooo, aaa.
Drogon dies this season as well. Two Children, A Father, The Last Child, and The Mother.

>the 5’ on his drivers license

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>stormlands still exist
You’re watching the wrong show

This meme is retarded because even if Jon was a chick he would be before Dany in the line of succession

>it's likely a repeat (like poetry, it rhymes) of her father wanting to "burn them all" and the most trusted person in the room having to stop them.
Okay well this is over my head. Maybe my friend will understand it though if I say it. Thanks anons

Utterly shit castle defense strategy, literally everything they did was wrong and retarded and anyone with any sense at all could have done better, fucking holdthedoor could have done a better job at planning a defense.

What was he thinking during this?

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They existed in Season 2!

I miss Oberyn

He didn't say because the season isn't over.

as soon as i saw the cavalry charge i knew we were in for a pile of fucking shit

>AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T GO FOR THE ICE CUBES!

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Her relationship with most people is comically stupid. Other than Jorah/Dragons everyone who has come into her life has had no chemistry or dynamic or any real sort with her. In the books its largely the same way too, her only real friends are Jorah/Dragons and even Jorah wasn't at first, Barristan to some extent in the books too.

Like how the fuck do you trust people so easily Dany? I get you're a teen girl but shit. You create problems for yourself and go depressed and mad because of your naivety.

grrm specifically fucking said that he doesnt want another type of lost ending and they are literally giving us a lost ending.

Is this a leaked prop?

STOP, MY INVINCIBLE GOBLIN

Man remember when we were pissed that Stannis got cucked out of his book story so that Jon could be the one going around recruiting northern allies, haha now Jon got cucked all the same.

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the fat blonde's father was the "mad king". he ruled way before the show starts. he was obsessed with burning people. jaime lannister was his kingsguard; his most trusted defender. he killed the mad king to prevent the capitol city from being burned down.

the fat blonde is very close to becoming the king and taking the "throne". if she doesn't get what she wants, she's liable to "burn them all". someone will have to stop her. it will be Jon.

make sense? enjoy losing friends.

Thanks :’( it really is the hardest thing I’ve been through and this final season was already bittersweet enough because of it; I didn’t need D&D to ruin my show

Too bad Arya will probably have all of that at this rate

Fuck off libcuck stoner

>>still

its not "some what similar" its the exact same track faggot

They legit just hope people forget about Bran's time travel shenanigans since it will be completely irrelevant to the ending

How badly he had to piss.

Heh, Robert would’ve laughed...

>tfw Hack & Hack shit out the exact same story twice and normies ate it up

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can someone make one of these with updated shots of NK/WWs
i'm an enormous cocksucking faggot and can't do it

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If it’s not then we got one fucked up GOT fan who can make a shit ton of money selling these to fans for their personal use......

the pandering autism has only really taken off since 2015. i wouldnt put it past d&d now though to retroactively pull something like this

>dnd realize stormlands haven’t been seen since the show started
>labels storm’s end as “the stormlands”

Post reaction

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It literally is because she’s a hit young woman. They perceive life completely differently than you.

Everything about ti made me screech autistically. like they had rows of wooden spikes behind the infantry..if they had them in front, they would have piled up on them and they could have stabbed them all day with spears.. and then they had the bright idea of burning trenches, but they also burned the spikes, which were the only thing stopping them. Separate flaming trenches and multiple rows of spikes would have held them off for ages

Is Targ Jon canon?
Is zombie Mountain canon?
Some third thing.

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Wouldn't Dany still be first in line, she's the last surviving daughter of the previous king where Jon (female) is the granddaughter of the mad king

What the heck does this even mean? Jon’s been working his ass off as a leader of men and commander in the field. He’s got every right to be king of Westeros, more than Dany. And are we forgetting how Dany’s claim to the throne is equally spurious? She was born to be queen, she was married to be queen and she was even fucked as a queen. Are we supposed to take “hard work towards a goal” as evidence she had other options? She was made to be what she is today, she didn’t even have a goal except death when she walked into Drogo’s pyre.

This image completely ignores the fact that Jon had a life before Dany, with all the growth and development and skill-learning that entails. Dumbies who write these sorts of images always seem to forget that, they think their opposition just... Forms out of the aether, slapping the secretary’s ass on the way in and flopping their cock on the table. He worked for it just as hard as you did, Dany. His claim is as legitimate as yours, Dany.

Worse thing about the new seasons is that no one makes comics like these

Sunspear as Dorne was hilarious as well.

Maybe as a show that shit the bed in the final few seasons.

Considering the one person whom she actually loved most and loved her most was friendzoned, yeah, I'd say they do, since that tends to happen irl for both genders.
It passes to male heirs first.

reminder that Harrenhal is still on the table

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I'm numb to that shit

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>or whatever, just let the goblin bitch stab my leg.

Occasionally smoking weed does not make you a stoner, retard, and like I said I’ve quit a long time ago so you’re really just meming my dude

Negative males are first in line. That’s why Tormund got the throne over his older sister.

The greatest city there ever was or will be

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No, in goes through the line of the oldest child. For example, if Prince Charles, the current heir to the British throne, died before the Queen, the next heir would be his oldest child, not the Queen's second son Andrew.

using shots from s8e3? sure, here u go bro

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That would be the ultimate ending. After all the bullshit about the Iron throne is over, Brienne finally takes off her armor and out flops a giant penis.

FIN.

>mfw

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>White walkers walking through the woods
>nothing in sight but trees, darkness and untouched snow
>a loud snap is heard under the right foot of the white walker going ahead of the rest
>in the silent woods the sound of the snap is amplified and the undead white walkers feel something they haven't felt in many moons
>it is fear
>white walker disappears into a black hole
>crystalized essence of the white walker bursts out of the hole
>in the pit, dozens dragonglass daggers
>white walkers freeze
>suddenly the trees start talking stannis
>it's coming all around them
>it's getting stronger
>it's almost deafening to their undead ears
>one of the two remaining walkers starts retreating slowly, it's eyes frantically searching for movement around it
>a gust of wind
>white walker reacts but too late
>a makeshift dragonglass spear is swung from a tree and goes straight through the walker
>remaining walker starts running away the same tracks they came to the these cursed woods
>something is chasing him
>clatter of plate
>branches are broken
>the white walker can see the edge of the forest
>he's almost out, he can see their horses but before he can get out
>a hand with a steel grip grabs him from the neck and turns him around
>he is staring into eyes that are pure fire
>on top of his head, a crown with wooden antlers
>"Kaka dau WW?"
>white walker attemps to scream but no voice comes out
>blue liquid paints the snow blue underneath the walker
>they vanish
>the woods are silent
>nothing in sight but trees, darkness and untouched snow

Again, it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. If there was a character named Jane Snow, who turned out to be really Visenya Targaryen, daughter of Rhaegar, she would still be ahead of Dany.

>tfw

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Every fucking time

Do these retards realize there is a got wiki?

youtube.com/watch?v=o0uiT9-qHZI

i remember how hype this board was when the night king was first revealed. we were all pleasantly confused by an other with a crown

>Wouldn't Dany still be first in line, she's the last surviving daughter of the previous king where Jon (female) is the granddaughter of the mad king

If there was anyone intelligent in show left, they'd just have a marriage contract written up stipulating the terms of the marriage. It would recognize the sovereignty of The North with Dany as consort and recognize Dany's claim as ruler of The South with Jon as consort. On the death of one party they'd inherit the other's Kingdom. Their heir would inherit both in a personal union, or merge the two Kingdoms. If no heir was produced each head of state would appoint their own to inherit.

It's fake drama.

Must have been cut out. Dont remember her becoming a white walker.

This

People got to learn about succession laws

game of thrones trailer had a fucking tron legacy soundtrack......you're reading too much into this.

Jon was burned saving Jeor from that wight though. People would just bitch about that oversight instead.

When would /got/ say the decline happened?

strawpoll.me/17926593

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Arya will be queen

>enjoy losing friends
Nah, he'll just be a bit annoyed. He'll get over it. It's only a show, after all. Also, thanks for trying to explain it

>No, in goes through the line of the oldest child.

Jon just has to formally renounce his claim. Just have a maester produce a writ and then sign it and hand it over to Dany.

Youre still a libcuck

No, Rhaegar, and consequently his heirs, would be before her in succession.
Even if that weren't the case, Rhaegar was still older than Dany, and any children of his would be above her in the line of succession.

>youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4
Never before has such kino been ruined so quickly

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without a doubt s5. everything died in s5. after that the show got too popular abs you could barely have a discussion in these threads because it was just constant meme spam

If i don't see Sansa's minge I swear on me mum

Reminder both dany and Jon are illegitimate

House estermount is the ruling house.

That song has no right being as good as it is.

Lmao watch them do this just to be subversive jews cucking white men

>everyone voting S4.
Stannisfags fuck off there was plenty of redeeming qualitys past S4, its season 7 where they officially give up on good narrative

>Everything she's ever done she has done to protect her family.
Bullshit. If she did, she'd have fucked off long ago to a quiet village or even back to wherever those fucks come from. Lannister-mansion and gave up "teh gaem".

>

REMINDER


That no matter how dumb the Dabid writing is, they have managed to finish the show. It will have an ending. It will be a completed narrative that for good and ill people can watch and move on from.

Meanwhile the books will NEVER EVER EVER EVER be finished.

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Hi d&d

This, unironically.

GRRM is a gigantic turtle lover

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sand snakes killed the show. stannis s5 arc was shit. the only good thing in s5 was hardhome.

comparing reusing scores is fucking old....i can guarantee you you can find other shit in other behind the scenes videos.

They will be and the ending will be way better. Keep being a retarded pleb.

Season 5 was the start of Dorne though, And no LSH. And it officially started do dramatic changes from the books. That's why, not Stannis.

To be fair it declined in late 4-5 and bounced back in 6 and early 7

I'd take an unfinished book series with coherent characters than whatever this shit is.

What would the worst scene be now?

For me Arya killing Bronn. I would never watch any show again, probably

Get the fuck out of here, 4 was the last time in the series that they actually cared about coherent plots and characterizations. I mean, fuck me, look at Dorne in S5 and tell me that was good writing, let alone what they did to Stannis.

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I SHIT AGAIN

One of the biggest retards in the entire show. I don't miss him one bit.

well.

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Oh no, it's even worse than that.

Even if the books at some point come out they'll be constantly and endlessly compared to the show. They can no longer stand on their own merit.

Imagine GRRM consolidating the last of his willpower to finish the books and before he dies the only thing he can hear and read about it people saying the show was better.

No way Arya can kill Bronn.

Arya kidding me?

they also turned the show into a anti-incel women empowerment bullshite

THIS IS ALL MORE SUPPORTING EVIDENCE THAT R+L=J HAS PROPHETIC IMPORTANCE AND ISNT ABOUT JON BECOMING KING FUCKING D&D

lsh would not work in the show at all

Jon has to be legitimized first in the first place. How can you even prove within a court/trial that he even is Rhaegar/Lyanna's and not Ned's bastard? Like it's beyond stupid even if Bran has greenseer powers. There is no proven way to say he's actually Aegon.

The song is good, the quality of the overall sequence isn't relevant to this fact.

Bronn is going to kill Tyrion and Jaime will kill Bronn after he hesitates to shoot his friend.

Reminder that every main character has made about x10 more dumb decisions in the last 3 years but now there are no consequences for anything.

Man, I miss that fucking show. I cheered when the reporter showed their pictures on during the third season.

>showlet cope

You're right, we're gonna have Dany do it with a sword.

No doubt she's a butterface, but there's something kind of hot about a nice body with a ugly face.

Not dead but where the fuck is he?

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>dude its a fantasy show
>just turn your brain off
the most retarded argument of all

Getting fucked in the ass for money

when based tywin died

>Jon has to be legitimized first in the first place. How can you even prove within a court/trial that he even is Rhaegar/Lyanna's and not Ned's bastard? Like it's beyond stupid even if Bran has greenseer powers. There is no proven way to say he's actually Aegon.

Documentation found by Sam Tarly in Oldtown. Not great proof.

But why can't I see it on screen? :^(

Why didn't they just hire a faceless man to kill the NK from the start?

The music being the same is the eye catching meme. What it warns about is something beneath the surface. Things like trying to market and hype an obviously subpar product and pass that off as acceptable is what the real issue is.

Like stating with a straight face this was the natural roll of the story. Not admitting that there is this problem with pacing that couldn't possibly be fixed. And instead, trying to ignore that fact and play it off like this is the magnum opus and anyone who doesn't like it "doesn't know how to set their TV's" or is a misogynist or some other thing.

I'd even say that, maybe part of that is true for some groups... But a lot of people are being swept into one camp, even if they do have legitimate grievances.

He's not wrong though, ASOIAF/GoT has always had this weird magical moments and things that didn't make sense which you just kind of had to take at face value. Like Patchface in the books for instant basically becoming an Kraken Channeler after he nearly drowns for prophecies, or the constant magic we see in the show straight up. Arya killing him may be stupid, but it's not as stupid as some of the other shit we've seen time and time again.

Does Jon even want to be king still?

Nobody except Masters care about legitimate titles at this point. Whoever has the power to take the Iron Throne is who sits on it. Cersei proved that in S6 when she nuked everyone, and no one in KL batted an eye.

Probably blew up with the sept.

absolutely biblical

why would he be in the sept?

...

It's not any proof. Like I said, how does that make it Jon? That baby could have died at any point and Jon really just be a bastard. He has no real claim to the Throne at all, just as Gendry doesn't. The only people who have any sort of legitimized claim to it is Cersei, Dany, Qyburn (Right-Hand), and the other bastards in the books.

Wasn't he supposed to be a main witness at Loras trial?

Agreed, but if we're talking purely based on blood and lineage he has no real case either way.

Jon never wanted to be king. His life since joining the Night's Watch has just been an ever-mounting list of responsibilities thrust upon him that he didn't seek or want. Becoming Lord Commander, allying with the wildlings to fight the dead, getting killed for the necessary choices he made, getting brought back to life by some distant, foreign God to serve some vague purpose, taking back the North from those who stole it, being named King, bending the knee to Dany, etc. He didn't want any of this.

Dany is probably the only one who cares, cause she's a paranoid bitch.

The only reason for that is because Dany is going to wipe out King's Landing

Who tf looks at her face? Look at those MILKIES

>That baby could have died at any point and Jon really just be a bastard.
Yes, but it didn't, and he isn't.

Fuck these Stannis posters. I saw a Stannis every 3 posts

FUCK STANNIS. STANNIS IS DEAD

Throughout many cultures there are customs, rituals, and procedures (law, religion, clan custom) for legitimizing bastard heirs. This really did happen a lot, and it caused wonky shit. Especially a few centuries before the crusades really started.