Brother, an incel seeks our council

That's ok user, we think you're cool with or without autism. Wanna go surfing?

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h-hi Chad

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When people ask me what I’ve been doing should I mention how I’ve been reading Apuleius’ Metamorphosis and watching polish kino or would that just make people hate me?

T-This is taking longer than expected. Gigachads ASSEMBLE.

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So there's this roastie who lives next door to me.

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no just say you were reading and watching movies then talk about weekend plans to party

My jawline broadened several inches just looking at this picture.

Choose.

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These guys look like manlets. They don’t come close to Gigachad.

far left looks like a real human
kill yourself for that filename

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I have returned

Anilingus is not in line with TCOC (The Code of Chad), thus I cannot help you dear friend. However, might I suggest an alternative? There is a foul witch that lives to the north of her, some call her Roe Stee. Strange name I know but she may be able to help you but beware, she is cunning.

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Far right, like my politics

christ.... who engineered this chad

Balkan genes

>just go talk to her, works for us

How do I free my mind from lust?

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Doesn't Montenegro have the tallest population by average?

Image an entire small country of giga Chad's walking around thinking of ways to reunite Yugoslavia and remove kebab

I once went an entire day, literally 24 hours, masturbating non stop came 14 times, and haven't had the urge to jackoff in 2 years since

Yeah it oscillates between them and Dutch in yearly stats. Also Yugoslavia will never reunite because it was technically a bad idea from the start. Kingdoms of Serbia, Dalmatia, Bulgaria, and Macedonia should remain separate. But Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and Montenegro shouldn’t exist.

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So is this actually some Russian guy and his girlfriend shops him to look like this?

Rookie numbers. I do this every Saturday after railing 60mg of adderall.

Can you spot me? I have no friends willing to go the gym with me.

So just lie? Also there’s this girl I’ve been semi flirting with, today she greeted me in an almost condescending tone as if she sees me as this sort of small weak willed clown man but I thought I’ve done a good job of curated myself as this almost reserved youthful tormented artist type that doesn’t talk much but when he does it’s usually something funny, where do I go from here? Whenever I see her I’m pretty much paralyzed by fear and it feels like my brain starts over clocking but at the same time I don’t really feel like It comes across as dorky or wimpy, more so like cool reserved autism.

why don't you use adderall to study or to improve your life?

that's what i do. 12 hours of it when i take the magnificent addies. then i party afterwards drinking beers on an empty stomach being cut as fuck from the addies.

Lmfao

What if she doesn't like having her ass eaten, but you hold her down and do it anyway? Is that Chad behaviour? I once met a Chinese girl who said her asshole was a private place, so I pinned her down and tongued her ass good, she started squealing like a pig.

Already thinking about it way too much, you have to find something to channel this energy into so you dont care so much, the less you care the better your odds

she probably doesn't wipe properly

You must have fecalphilia if you need to stick your tongue in ass so bad you rape a girl. The pussy’s way better if you’re gonna go down on something. Asshole fetishists belong back in Afghanistan where they came from.

Fuck off, tranny incel.

>today she greeted me in an almost condescending tone as if she sees me as this sort of small weak willed clown man
ignore her and talk to other girls while shes around. If she tries to butt into conversation make fun of her or something.
>but I thought I’ve done a good job of curated myself as this almost reserved youthful tormented artist type that doesn’t talk much but when he does it’s usually something funny, where do I go from here? Whenever I see her I’m pretty much paralyzed by fear and it feels like my brain starts over clocking but at the same time I don’t really feel like It comes across as dorky or wimpy, more so like cool reserved autism.
oh god dude... look man just chill out and act normal. reveal your 2deep4u taste on a date or something as a surprise

Nobody cares what you think faggot

Dohoho go smear poop on your faces you disgusting central asiatics.

Is gigachad posting a sign of advanced culture?

>reserved youthful tormented artist type
this is what happens when a kid doesn't have a father figure.
Get your shit together user.

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This plain jane would get rejected instantly

haha yeah shes so average haha imagine hearing her tell you she loves you lol I'd be so embarrassed