Why are boomers allowed to review films? All the critics are "me don't know what the fuck pokeymon are so the movie is bad"
Why are boomers allowed to review films...
Noah Clark
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Jeremiah Myers
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I sell propane
Jackson Fisher
>dude seeing 22 films to understand Endgame is fine
>dude whats a pokemon
kek...Critics are literally dumb.
Tyler Sullivan
OH NO NO NO HA HA HA HA
Blake King
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>I sell propane
im not one to say this but...BASED
Lincoln Martinez
It's over...
Video game movies will never be good. This aas their last chance and they blew it.
Disney won...
Nicholas Ortiz
this: only disney movies can get good ratings for Fun Flicks
Michael Green
So then why are movies like missing link, how to train your dragon 3 and other quote unquote "fun flicks" that have been recently released highly rated?
Joseph Roberts
Anthony Hill
>a handful of boomer critics couldn't understand the film, that means they blew it
Nah, nigga, they don't matter. This shit gonna be LIT in the box office. Certified PikaCHAD!!!! Just you wait and see!!
Isaac Green
>movie has garbage story
>only redeeming quality is fanservice
>argh, boomers are to blame
It's Warcraft 2, deal with it
Caleb Nguyen
Imagine being a 50-year-old reviewer
James Clark
Pokemon was never good
Debate me
Noah Cooper
variety.com
>after the Detective pikachu disaster nintedo is in talks with Disney for a merger of the two companies.
FFFFuck. what went wrong
Tyler Wood
Disney allows them to get good ratings
Jayden Mitchell
Pikachu lifting mjolnir kino incoming
Blake White
Pikachu was the nigga's dad all along
Carson Bennett
Endgame or pikachu??
Mason Williams
Why would Disney want Laika to succeed?
Michael Smith
because its an irrelevant property.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Missing Link was not reviewed well.
Austin Kelly
>Your feelings about "Avenger's Endgame" probably hinge on if you can tell a Black Panther from an Iron Man. No? Then you might not care one Hulk.
Jose Perez
Endgame also has explosions for retards, that's automatic 1b+
Nicholas Martinez
>the only other studio that can pump out cartoons with no issue of funding
>irrelevant
Sebastian Stewart
is this real
Chase Butler
>first movie in a series should be as reliant on previous properties that are not even movies as sequel in established series
Ethan Brooks
>Movie doesn't get horrible reviews
>WAAHHH, BOOMERS
Man, people here are overtly sensitive.
Ayden Torres
The RT rating is still Fresh. Why are you guys acting like it's the end of the world?
Levi Ortiz
33% from top critics
Tyler Hughes
>Implying it's not boomers
All the videogame websites that knew what they were watching made good reviews
Charles Parker
>yes
yes
Parker Rodriguez
Oh no no...
John Barnes
top critics are paid disney shills. (or write for real newspapers and are probably 60 years old)
Ayden Phillips
OH NO DISNEY ARE YOU OK DISNEY CAN YOU SURVIVE THIS ONE?
PLEASE REPOND IF YOU'RE OK, DISNEY
Daniel Turner
>only people who have played Pokémon games should be allowed to watch this film
How do you propose they enforce that?
Nathan Parker
>ITT: SEETHING zoomers
Carter Hill
>implying zoomers give a shit about anything other than pokemon go
This movie was made for Millenials, fuck off scum
Elijah Peterson
Yeah, but final ratings always leans towards top critics rating. And we are now getting reviews from shit like ign. Basically, it is most likely going down hard in next 24 hours
Zachary Gutierrez
No, but if you don't know shit about pokemon, you shouldn't make these kind of reviews
Michael Reed
How so, shill?
Easton Kelly
Zachary Hughes
Massively underrated
Nathan Nguyen
Gonna buy them.
Jack Campbell
>Pokémon don’t go
Got emmmmmm
Hudson Harris
Are boomers still butthurt about Pokemon? It's been like 20 years already
Ryder Lewis
I think they actually forgot pokemon existed in the 90's. They only know what Pokemon Go is.
Sebastian Thomas
literally who
Hudson Anderson
Are we talking about the real boomers or the neo boomers? Because I'm 32, I still like Pokemon and I will be watching this movie.
Nathan Myers
Actual boomers who got upset at millenials playing Pokemon and the Pokemon craze of the late 90s and early 00s. They're resentful that their kids loved it and they could never understand it.
Ryan Hall
> 33% from top critics
Juan Watson
Yeah those reviewers suck balls
Joseph Howard
Why the fuck are zoomers allowed to review films? All the critics are "me know what pokemon is so the movie is good"
Jace Robinson
What the fuck is wrong with the younger gen z? They have serious social problems. My little nephew is 8 years old and can't look me in the eye. Every time I see him he's glued to the phone. He comes over and I offer my hand and tell him to be a man and shake it but nothing. Last time he was here I was chasing him around the house telling him to shake my hand and he was screaming and crying for a good thirty minutes. Kid is fucked up.
Brody Bell
I keked loud, based adult man who has had sex and a job and owns his own home movie reviewer.
Jonathan Jones
BASED
Alexander Foster
I can't be the only one that trolls Common Sense Media for out-of-touch boomer reviews, am I?
Henry Wright
Warcraft 2 was the best Warcraft