Pokemon fur good

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No I don't fuck off you know I'm right.

DON'T CALL ANYONE

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>a man can become a woman by mutilating his dick
you're so brainwashed it's actually sad (but funny)

>the sonic film is actually a movie produced by Dr. Robotnik to make sonic look worse, to make everyone feel sorry for a "once handsome" Robotnik who was driven to BALDNESS and OBESITY by a dastardly hedgehog.

>When they put out the casting call for the roles, they just said "HEY WHO WANTS TO NEVER WORK IN HOLLYWOOD AGAIN, COME GET YOUR NAME ATTACHED TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT"

It's all people who want an excuse to quit acting without pissing off their fans

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>look mommy I have an opinion that's different than everyone else! Am I a smart boy?

THE REALITIES ARE MERGING.

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Furry propaganda.

a true visionary

>Someone can actually look at this picture and think Sonic looks good.
How embarrassing

who are you quoting?

it has nothing to do with fur dumbass

Everyone likes the pokemon in Detective Pikachu (outside of Charizard). Anyone saying otherwise is just trying to be different

BEEN SPENDIN MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN IN A TROLLSTA'S PARADISE

you don't have to tell me twice but during the stone age

Is CWC the prophet of autism? The ground zero?

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Jim Carrie will be the best part of this

They both look like shit to me

>Shitty mass market children's film gets made
>No one cares
>Shitty mass market children's film that gets a video game franchise slapped on it gets made
>Yea Forums can't stop talking about it

Both of these movies will be shit and you have legit autism if you keep thinking about them.

but the fur is fine

It's that time again

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The people spamming both of these movies are Yea Forumsedditors

>predicted this
>was a brony before bronies were a fad
>was a tranny before trannies were a fad
>took pride in his autism before "autist" was a fad insult
I'd say yes.

>plays gangsta's paradise in your path

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Will the Sonic movie be good?

But I don't like them, what's your problem?

The fundamental design of Sonic is garbage

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ahhhhhhhhhhhh

I miss him bros.

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Wait, CWC was redpilled?

His shoes aren't even right.

that still makes no sense whatsoever

will sonic beat detective pikachu in the box office

youtube.com/watch?v=2SjUi7UY3fg

the shoes are paid product placement

He used to intensely hate faggots, blacks and Jews, so yes I'd say he was redpilled.

They both look awful and I never want to see either of them. Only thing that slightly interests me about either is Mewtwo, but no way am I sitting through Ryan Reynolds being quippy for 2 fucking hours

Yeah he should just be barefoot haha

I think its the 'don't need to tell me twice' quip

but i think chris thinks dinosaurs got wiped out in the stone age, so if it was the stone age he would have liked to be told twice

the comic has one of the characters cannon balling like a meteor

fuck
CWC is going to actually take lives over this.

Well he's bare handed instead of wearing gloves.

are they really redesigning sonic due to backlash?

hedgehogs have quills not fur

I knew it

Pikachu looks bad, but no where near as bad as Sonic. Pikachu atleast looks like Pikachu

Do I have Obssessive Love Disorder?

I haven't seen either trailer, but from all the screens you niggerfaggots have been posting I've deduced the pokemon is absurdly cute and sonic looks fucked.

wait. i just noticed
how the fuck do the glasses stand on his forehead

You can see by the way he puts them on that they have straps.

Yes but... where are the straps, user.

CGi'd out.

Sonic is the DC of japanese children's games

this

head grease

youre a dumb fuck if you think fur is the issue with Sonic's design

They seal against (and stick to) the skin so that they can keep sand out. He simply pressed them against his forehead because he didn't want them over his eyes for whatever reason.

My sides.

original
>gay tryhard edgy shit
new one
>more realistic, more relaxed and friendly looking character

What will happen if I tell sonichu to run during the stone age?

They're both shit

>DUDE THIS ONE THING IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS OTHER THING I AM SO CONTRARIAN AND INTELLIGENT HOLY SHIT

have we spent most of our lives living in a gangstas paradise?

Thank you. You have shattered my illusions.

Sonic plot. Spoilers.
>sonic is on earth by mistake, chaos emeralds are a danger to earth.
>eggman, dr kintobor by this point is just a human genius
>sonic is the first person to honestly outdo kintobor, kintobor becomes OBSESSED.
>sonic has a chaos emerald already, which gives him that "electronic" aura and glowing eyes about him.
>throughout the movie kintobor is piecing together just what's going on and gets a sample of sonic's quill, and harnesses the power that's in it
>from him getting too zealous with his testing it goes wrong in the final acts, his IQ jumping from around 200 (which is already genius by human standards) to 300. Turning him into Dr. Robotnik (self proclaimed)
>he finds out about the chaos emeralds, all of which have been located, but sonic ends up sending robotnik to mobius to banish him along with sonic himself, to save earth from being ruled over by a madman who is sick of everyone being dumber than him and wants to be 'in charge'
>in the end, as shown in the trailer, robotnik has no machines, no help, just his damaged clothing and stuck on Mobius by himself surrounded by creatures like sonic.
>But he has that quill of sonic's, still. Ending scene is him using that and his 300 iq to make the first robot, that makes another, which helps make more, and then a factory is made, then weapons, (as a montage.)
>it ends with robotnik sitting in that iconic floating egg mobile, as he pushes a button, a comically big red one. "Find Chaos Emeralds"
>Robots swarm out of his factory, all based on the originals from the first game. (But realistically metallic looking)

Unironically this
>megadrive games were absolute kino tho

Societal Collapse within the next 30 years?

Holding you to this, because I'd be pleasantly surprised if half of this was true

all cg fur looks bad

MY CHILDHOOD IS BEING RAPED EVERY SINGLE DAY
WHERE IS THE METOO MOVEMENT FOR ME?

will it happen.

You honestly think the fur is the problem here?

The one on the right looks really good but
I mean
We're already going with Sneakers instead of red feet.
Why are they so stubbornly against gloves?
Oh, this fucking walking talking hedgehog that runs as fast as the flash wears sneakers
But, seriously, gloves are a little TOO out there???

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Its ok when Nintendo does it faggot

daring synthesis

Will MCU introduce She-Hulk before 2025?

bros...

Pikachu actually looks fairly cute here whereas Sonic just looks like a CGI nightmare.

Pika is cute and soulful, Sonic looks like a horrid hybrid of Ryan Reynolds, Sonic, a fursuit, and just a dash of real hedgehog. Both movies are probably going to be terrible, but Pokemon is at least visually interesting.