Go to imdb

Great thread idea OP

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casino

Was gonna say american psycho as well

So already we have
>checklisting technical aspects and calling it a "review"
>it's racist so it's bad
>characters must be likable or it's a zero

Classic amateur criticism.

I think this review might be a joke but it's too funny not to use

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what do Kurosawa and Kubrick even have in common?

>What is the Edo period

Lawrence's name is in the review, 2 ez

Yeah I'm sick of psyco/sociopath/joker/wall st films. Stop glorifying edgy scum

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Hugo

Came out earlier than that

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Alita?

John Wick

He doesn't look like either

No. It's way older than John Wick.

the best part is she called the movie by the wrong name in her review

is it an anime or are they just completely bullshitting?

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Tree of Life

wow, talk about a pleb filter...

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Transformers 3?

no

Schindler's List?

Last thread I was called a “whiny loser” by redditors when I said he point was to NOT include the film title.

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Is it a Christopher Nolan film?
Samsara?

No Country for Old Men

A Knight's Tale?

> This movie is the least funny movie I have ever seen, and that is not limited to just comedies. It is the first comedy I've ever seen that didn't have one funny moment(intentional or unintentional. I can't believe this piece of is considered a top comedy of all time, and I am going to say right now that the emperor has no clothes. On a scale of 1 to 10, i would give this a 1. I would like to warn anyone considering watching this film to save your time and money, as it doesn't even attempt to be funny, and instead it "insists upon itself". I found it to be both shallow and pedantic. The best part is probably the terrible sexual humor, which wasn't funny but at least it was trying to be funny.

the godfather

Bingo. It was hard to find a review that didn’t complain about medieval peasants singing “we will rock you”

Inception?

Yeah, I can imagine lol.

fucking kek

No idea how long Transformers 3 is but I doubt people thought it was too long.

BR2049

Your Name.

Expendables

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Mad Max

desu I didn't get Ran

spirited away?

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blade runner?

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Chinatown?

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Master and Commander

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Not quite but you've got the right idea.

is it irreversible?

i remember reading a review for fight club where the guy was upset that the fighting wasnt realisitic enough and gave it 1 star