LOCK ME UP

god i wish i was american

Everybody and their mums is packing round here

Actually no, Americans appreciate these movies because they are actually funny compared to your other bullshit. We just get excited when you make something actually funny rather than "It's only a fleshwound hurrduurrrr" tier humor. Group up, losers.

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kys

Yeah, like who?

Farmers

>shot a crack'ead with a kalashnikov
>woahhh where'd ya git that?
>the offendah had the rifle
>woahh where'd ee git that?

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

Who else?

Wanna know how I know you're gay?
No, I'm not a muzzie or a potato nigger

No one recognizes this pasta? Really?

>oooowwww.... dis weawy huuuuurts
>I'm gonna need thome ithe cweam

F-farmers' mums

ZEMINE

NO LUCK CATCHIN THEM KILLERS THEN?

Pastas are seldom fallen for this hard, I kind of wish you hadn't said anything

It's just the one killer actually

>Naahhh, justa loada ol junk
>*clang*

UAAHHHH MY EYE

>these movies are considered unfunny trash in britain
they're not

>Oh, I dunno. I quite like a little midnight gobble. Haha!

cocks

this is a board of newfags

I'm guessing you're like 19 (being generous) and didn't grow up with them and going back you find them unfunny

Nobody tells me nuthin

YARP

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BEFORE YOU GO-GO

he's just taking the mick, mick

Stop reposting this faggot

You got a moustache

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I KNOW

i was here for lost threads
i remember tgwtdt threads fondly
i was here for the birth of bane

it's been a rough 8 years of being a NEET shut-in and my memory has been failing me for the past 4

>8 years a NEET
do antidepressants not work for you or something?

no, actually
tried a variety of them, and multiple benzos

yeee that sucks a D. exercise never hurts even if it doesn't really help

me too user....the only thing that worked was ritaline. But this shit is too strong.

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

Marcus Carter's big brother said he'd fingered her up the duck pond

the rave episode from spaced was kino

Hot Fuzz was fucking awful
Worlds End was fuck awful
Shaun of the Dead was good though

>(((Hollywood))) hasn't made a truly great comedy in over a decade
>meanwhile the Brits churn them out annually

cringe

I'm curious what you didn't like about Hot Fuzz if you liked Shaun of the Dead. Seems like it just more of the same.

Hot Fuzz just wasnt funny. Jokes were bad and it turned into a zombie movie for no reason

SHARK

>eventually wins an oscar

that't a pretty neat trajectory

british people are literal inbred cucks, so it checks out that you’d have shit taste too

I havent seen this shitty pasta in about a year and a half

>Hot Fuzz
>zombies

bro

pleb take. first two were decent third was meh

>D'you say "cool off"?
>no I didn't say anything actually
>shame

Fucking line always sends me flying

no luck getting them dubs, then?

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it's just the one digit, actually

Never had the chance to try it. Always wanted to, have always had issues with distractability and zoning out. Would probably exacerbate my anxiety though.

Alcohol works wonders on my anxiety, lack of confidence and depression but it's obviously not suitable to do anything important on and I hate going into public drunk because I feel like people can tell and will talk about it.