Detective Pikachu

Mommy Grace is calling it Blade Runner meets Roger Rabbit. Absolute Kino confirmed

Nah it's Rampage at 50%

Also audience score will be 85-87

~85%
The film will do better overseas than domestically. Nips/gooks/chinks/seamonkeys eat this shit up and beg for more.

Doesn't matter, this movie is going to be legendary for making Disney fanboys mad that Avengers was denied defeating Avatar

Right you are, 52% is the score to beat.

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52%

60-70%

Are you fucking kidding me? I figure Mortal Kombat would be highest. Glad I have never used that site.

uh, what?
So could we see it?
Anyone I hope it's at least 80%
but it could bomb, idk

have sex and stop telling it like it is

Reviews are mixed and slightly positive. It’s over

What a bummer. Detective Pikachu is, so far, my most disappointing experience at the movies this year. Again, I cannot stress how much I was looking forward to this movie. And what’s even more frustrating is you can kind of see in here the blueprints for something really fun and unique, but instead it just comes off as disjointed, with ideas going all different directions. For Pokémon fans, Detective Pikachu will be fun to watch in an effort to spot them all (again, this movie looks great). But for everyone else, it might be better to listen to Snorlax and just take a nap.
-Mike Ryan, Uproxx

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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post links to said reviews

as long as the property is popular the reviews hardly matter one way or the other
venom was trashed hard by critics and did great.

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I'm thinkin this.

>Good reviews

OH NO NO NO
AVENGERS IS GONE WEEK 3

>gamesradar.com/detective-pikachu-review/
3/5
>gamesradar.com/detective-pikachu-review/
3/5

Aquaman reviews probably. 55 on MC and 65% on RT seens reasonable enough.

Posts here and on Rotten Tomatoes
>inb4 reddit
reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/bk2uya/other_pokémon_detective_pikachu_reviews_are_in/

Reviews don’t matter.

Shazam got positive reviews and it bombed.
Meanwhile Aquaman got shit reviews and made a billion.

100% capeshit is done

I tried to warn Yea Forums but as usual those stupid thickheaded fucks just refused to accept the truth

Aquaman did not get shit reviews. It was fresh

It doesn’t matter, Avengers Endgame has sucked all hype from Detective Pikachu and Godzilla.

Metacritic: 53/100 (6 critics)
Um have sex pokeincels

Barely fresh. It got a D-. It was this close to a rotten.

This isn't a thread about Box Office

And this is unironically the best video game movie ever made, although thats not saying much

>capeshit is done
>panders to the same drones that love capeshit
lol
fucking cinemalet Yea Forumsedditors

Of course it is moron

Now that these reviews hit and everyone knows it's shit the box office is going to plummet

if only that were the case. So many movies with great reviews have failed and many with shit reviews have succeeded. It's a shame.

>Silent Hill 1

>Mortal Kombat 1

Hell, even the first Tomb Raider and Resident Evils were good

I’d say 74% exactly

ign.com/articles/2019/05/03/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review
8.0
But yeah >IGN

49%

>IGN
>8.0
yikes

too high
Critics: 0.0 %
Audience: 0.001%

hey, you aint user! you da god damn loch ness monsta!

theguardian.com/film/2019/may/03/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-ryan-reynolds-grabs-film-by-scruff-of-the-neck
Another 3/5

Woah, is this a based pop culture TV reference?

72%

The inspired casting of the Deadpool actor transforms this from an average Pokémon movie into fun family fare
what

Id watch this if it wasnt ryan reynolds playing deadpool in a pikachu costume

It's the Guardian. It's Boomer as fuck

So far the bad reviews are from people that don't know a shit about pokemon

65%

It's only fair

It's fucking over for Avengers, Detective Pikachu comes and takes the wind out of its sails, it will fall short of Avatar.

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And that's a terrible thing because now normies will be put off Pokemon in a time Pokemon is struggling to get new fans.

>volt tackeled

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It will do 90%

Pokemon isn't struggling enough. That shit doesn't deserve to be as big as it is in the innovation drought that is gamefreak.

It's 6 - 2 on RT right now. Way to early to call but I think this might be the first fresh video game movie

This is just sad

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>Essentially the main complaint is that if you don't know Pokemon, then you won't like it. but apparently needing to watch 21 films is fine.

Seething retard mad that DP won’t be Endgame’s 3rd week

Ryan is actually a good Voice Actor.

>That's a Pokemon Go reference

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it doesn't "take it self seriously" and thus modern critics will be forced to say its good.

Endgame is gonna dab on PikaFlop. I can't wait.

Nah, there are a lot of bad reviews already

Mouse shills will only get worse from now on. I like SW and TS but if shit is going to be this way then I won't buy more mouse products.

Worked for the MCU

Did they actually make this for Pokemon fans in their twenties? Sure seems like it based on these clueless boomer reviews.

Didn't you fucking retards learn from Shazam and Alita?

>That's a Pokemon Go reference

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All the heavy hitters liked it so far

Well, the average Pokémon movies are terrible, so that's definitely an improvement.

>that's a "Pokemon Go" reference

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There's another one too on the 38 review.

Boomers are fucking obsessed with Pokemon Go

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>Did they actually make this for Pokemon fans in their twenties?
Seems like it

the third one is kino

This will look embarrassing in a few weeks like the shazam one.

>That's a Pokemon Go reference

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>>That's a Pokemon Go reference

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>capeshit is done
>1.7billion before the second weekend

I mean Shazam and Alita are literally who characters.
Not that I think this will do billion or anything, but it's certainly far more recognizable and should do a lo more than those

Post the Shazam one pls

>That's a Pokemon Go reference

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>Taking these things seriously
You're the on that's embarrassing

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But company wars are serious user, that's the only war zoomers will fight in.

87

balance in all things

11 - 5 now

>Not that I think this will do billion or anything
congratulations you're slightly smarter than the rest of the fucking retards here so I guess you're just a fucking idiot

Most of the reviews seem to be made by asshurted digimonfags

Chris Evans will never be your friend user ,no matter how angry you act on Yea Forums

>impying they still exist
These are just normalfags.

>That's a "Pokemon Go" reference
So this is how one of the biggest franchises in the world dies.

Why are Yea Forumsedditors that pretend to believe the cause getting upset about this propaganda getting bad reviews?

68%

>this is unironically the best video game movie ever made
you don't know shit then

In all actuality it is a combination of clueless boomers (That whole "know the difference between a Jigglypuff and a Charizard" thing highlights it) or reviewers from CapeHeroMarvelStanLee.com trying to torpedo the thing that will slow End Games box office away from beating Avatar.

It's Boomers

I wish a movie with pokemon cgi this good had been released when I was a kid and hollywood still hired white people

Boomers played pokemon, everybody did in the 90's. This is something else.

So I've heard nothing but weebs say over the past few weeks/months that pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world, and that this will crush every record. What are these manchildren going to say when this movie ends up just making a decent amount of money and has a pretty average critic score?

Even if it is the biggest franchise or whatever, that doesn't mean it makes for a popular movie. I think hello kitty is like a top 5 franchise too, and a hello kitty movie would bomb like hell. This movie isn't going to be anywhere near as popular as you weebs thought it would be. It might do ok, I highly doubt it will do well, but my guess is that it will do bad.

In a row?

You’ve played Pokémon Go, right?
apnews.com/30381f926e93452c944e1fa0d4ce4a45?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=APEntertainment&utm_source=Twitter

40-50 year old boomers

The biggest movie of all time had a team of nothing but white people save the universe and it came out last week

Now we ignore RT? Because it's at 75 there.

And it was cringe capeshit for sòyboys

No they didn't. We're not talking about 30 year old Yea Forums boomers. These actual Boomers

I don't trust critics reviews for this one because 95% chance their entire frame of reference is Gen 1 and they got too distracted by the Pokemon they didn't recognize ("lmao why does Tauros have an afro" "what's with the pandas" etc etc)

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>because 95% chance their entire frame of reference is Gen 1
It's Pokemon Go.

>He thinks boomers is a term for old people in general
There is a reason why the meme started as "that 30 old year boomer who still plays vidya".

>everybody did in the 90s

My mom and dad sure as shit didn't play.

The only people that would truly "get" it are kids and 20/30 somethings who grew up with genwun.

why do you hate white people so much, jamal?

Why are we still pretending reviews correlate with box office?
If the movie reached its taret audience through the marketing and they like it, it will do good, if not then it will flop
doesn't matter if it has 0% or 100%

review from someone who actually knows what the fuck he's watching

serebii.net/movies/detectivepikachu/review.shtml

looks like kino is back on the menu

most of the critics seem to be referencing the phone game not the mainline series

What? Boomers were the parents of kids who were mostly too old to play Pokemon in the 90s, and called them "poke-ee-mans"

I'm glad this is happening as it's 100% proof that the people hyped for this trash aren't from Yea Forums

>Ryan Reynolds old man CP snark?
>CP
What does that mean in this context? Child porn?

They're either boomers who thought Pokemon was dumb to begin with or zoomers who only played Pokemon Go.

My point still stands

>unironically watching onions infused capeshit with a cast of liberal faggots from a jewish company and calling others niggers
>"white" or even "people"
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger

You scared, shill?

What's going on in this thread? You guys are talking like it's totally collapsed but the good reviews are outweighing the negative ones? Has film criticisms gone full video game where we play on IGN rules?

Maybe he meant DP for Deadpool

The mouse is scared

It’s a 67 14 fresh and 7 rotten. It’s going to keep dropping

2016 kids first company wars.

Why would they be scared when it's exactly the same ideals they push?

post yfw sonic gets rated higher than pokemon

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how long until the review score gets posted?

>Maybe he meant DP for Deadpool
>DP
What does that mean in this context? Double penetration?

Does Pikachu fight Mewtwo in this?

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68 on RT
51 on Metacritic
Won’t even beat Endgame’s third week

Can I post this on my discord, user? lol!

usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2019/05/03/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-ryan-reynolds-pretty-much-only-draw/3652411002/
gamesradar.com/detective-pikachu-review/
theguardian.com/film/2019/may/03/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-ryan-reynolds-grabs-film-by-scruff-of-the-neck
screencrush.com/detective-pikachu-movie-review/
ign.com/articles/2019/05/03/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review
thewrap.com/detective-pikachu-pokemon-film-review-ryan-reynolds-2019-jungleguts/
collider.com/detective-pikachu-review/
indiewire.com/2019/05/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-ryan-reynolds-1202130470/
polygon.com/2019/5/2/18527380/detective-pikachu-review-pokemon
theverge.com/2019/5/2/18525323/detective-pikachu-review-pokemon
slashfilm.com/detective-pikachu-review/
ew.com/movie-reviews/2019/05/02/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review/
hollywoodreporter.com/review/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-1207169
variety.com/2019/film/reviews/pokemon-detective-pikachu-review-ryan-reynolds-1203203447/

>even people who don't know anything about pokemon watched it and still rated it decently
Easy 2 billions, keep coping

th-thanks

Oh it will take the number one spot for sure.

It's gonna flop and there's nothing you can do about it Yea Forums

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Well, shill?

POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS

Metacritic is the superior site. It doesn't rate reviews as something so simple as "fresh" or "rotten" it takes scores and gives you a REAL number(I have seen RY give 2/5 a fresh rating). For context, avengers endgame's metascore is only 78 despite the fact that most reviews are positive.

Shills

no, pikachu "sparks" the kid back to life

>Metacritic is the superior site.
yikes

won't even break 1b

So, from what i could gather, Reynolds, the pokemons and the quips are the main highlight?

How many of these are just boomers review-bombing because they remember pokemon as that thing kids liked 15 years ago?

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Shouldn't those things be the highlight?

>14 results for "boomer"

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GO WOKE
MAKE BANK

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The reviews have been positive so far. This guy's just a twat.

Most of them. A lot use the phone game as their main source of information and references, I even saw one going beyond and using the anime of all things.

More or less yeah. Some of the complaints are the story is boring/predictable and Tim's actor gives a shit performance

RT has a top 100 list and in its. top 10 movies of ALL TIME there is black panther (first btw), get out, moonlight, ladybird, blackkklansman, etc. Wonder woman is 11!!! In all movie history, the best of the best
Metacritic has Citizen Kane, the godfather, Casablanca, read window, etc. You know, actual cinema

>I'm holding my review but I liked it
Fucking Mendelson

33% from top critics, fucking kek

>captain literal who made over 1 billion
Delusional shill

>Wonder woman is 11
Moonlight is #11 on metacritics and Boyhood at #5

That's just recency bias brainlet.

At the very least those movies are not cgi capeshit popcorn garbage that belongs nowhere near any top 10 movies of ALL time ranking

Oh so moonlight, get out, ladybird and blackkklansman being the top 10 is fine then
interesting

>68%
oh fuck this isn't good

The fuck you doing, user? that's like 1000 times better than having generic capesturds in your top 10.

>Yes, that's a "Pokemon Go" reference

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Captain Marvel only made 1 bil because of the avengers boost. They plugged her at the end of infinity war like she would play a big part, and advertised the fuck out of her as the strongest avenger and how much she would matter in endgame. In the end it was all literally just shilling for her movie. She doesn't even need to exist in the avengers movies and barely served any purpose. But hey, brilliant marketing by marvel.

this is what mental illness looks like

I was absolutely obsessed with pokemon over a like 2 year period in the late 90s. Got tons of cards, got the first game boy games. yet I quickly grew out of this phase.

I think I loved Star Wars by proxy because my older cousins were born in the age when they were just coming out and had all the toys. I liked SW, but never really had the obsession like I assume most fans have. Yet for some reason I still see every SW movie, idk why, I just feel like I have to. In my brain it makes no sense.

That and Pokemon CGI looks great.

Have sex.
It made money because she kicks ass

This movie might be cool for hardcore fans of the Pokemon characters in the movie but as someone who has zero interest in the series or video games as a whole the movie looks like it's GAME OVER.

What's wrong shill?

>Pokemon creatures
God, please end your servant's suffering.

I haven't followed Pokemon for a couple of decades, but so help me I'm curious. I'll probably go see it just to know.

Sonic will BTFO this film, just you wait

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Star Wars birthed True Nerds, and thus is infused with Nerd Magic that forces us to care. Thankfully Disney have provided the cure with their latest installments.

13=50%

Sounds like you should Pokemon Go and watch something else instead!

Why not just go 78%
Too much water

I mean, that was kinda expected. There was no way a lot of the critics, whose first and probably only exposure to Pokemon is PokeGo, could ever understand a movie that relies on basic-moderate Pokemon lore.

The shitty game Detective Pikachu has a higher metacritic than the movie lmao.

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No, because the boomer reviewers don't know shit about Sonic either

>Cameronfags are banking on this disaster to stop avengers

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...and that's a good thing!

But we're not talking about Endgame

is the age of turning white characters into mutts finally over?

PIKACHU IS THE NIGGER'S DAD
THAT'S THE ENDING TWIST

>*rates capeshit: endgame 8/10*
what the fuck does that even mean

most of these negative reviews seem written by shills

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probably a nig/ger

>muh "it's confusing!"
Is it the early '90s? Did critics manage to get dumber?

Meanwhile

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3%

He also give pleb trash like under the silver lake and mission impossible fallout an 8/10
this guy can't be trusted

Green Lantern

R.I.P.D.

Detective Pikachu

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tick tock

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>movie that can cut endgame legs
>geting good reviews
You guys are retarded.

>pokemon lore
>people using creatures to help them out and shit
lol what lore is there to know, it's literally just our world with fantasy animals in it. They based it off the DP game because you don't have to know anything about Pokemon to get it.

Note that almost all of the positive reviews are from game websites like IGN or Kotaku aka people who are used to terrible storytelling and have no ability to judge artistic quality.

This may be based on a game but it is a movie, and therefore should be judged by movie standards. Not the standards of journalism rejects who write about games for a living.

This is Warcraft all over again

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>that hair
>that nose
>that surname
hmmmmmm....

>mission impossible fallout
>pleb trash
Nigga it's a perfect action movie, you're not some kind of faggot who can't appreciate that genres exist are you?

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Say that to the top critics

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>*gives money to a mega corporation for capeshit without a worry*
>"top critic"
these negative reviews unironically look like something a Yea Forums shitposter shill would write

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So it's a good movie that boomers are unable to follow because they didn't want to put any effort into understanding the plot of a videogame movie?

Why do movie critics even review movies that they have no interest in to begin with?

>If you don't like Pokemon you might not like a Pokemon movie

This guy gets paid to write this

Put both critics in one.

Why the fuck is pokemon go often being referenced?

youtu.be/4HD9MPXLTvU

Boomer critics are a fucking disgrace.

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based veterans

Because they've heard Hillary say it on the TV.

apnews.com/30381f926e93452c944e1fa0d4ce4a45?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=APEntertainment&utm_source=Twitter

Read his full review

That's the only pokemon game they know. They're so old that they actually forgot Pokemon existed in the 90's and was a fad back then.

It took old white men trashing Pokemon for Yea Forums to empathize with Brie Larson.

Is that even a review?

>Yea Forums
A bunch of numales from /vp/ aren't Yea Forums

Nothing to do with race retard.

>say that to top critics
Cap. Marvel got mixed reviews from them.

holy buzzword

>hurr white black woman men' rights
Have sex, insect.

Well at least these guys like it
youtube.com/watch?v=WlFvAJswzVE

So it’s gonna be good?

Most critics are liking it so far. You guys are acting like it's Hellboy

Cut it off as soon as I saw that ugly fucking dyke hair.

So far it's only appealing to people who played the games.
So probably, yeah. Film critics don't prepare themselves. They hated Mortal Kombat for being confusing.
Mortal fucking Kombat.

Why do manchildren like it so much?

Boomer means baby boomer you fucking retard

>Collider

yikes

They lack sex

Hellboy wasn't even that bad it was just average.

>They hated Mortal Kombat for being confusing.
It honestly seems to me that 90% of critics go into the cinema with already formed opinions and then just write articles to fit them afterwards.

I'm just mad that we could have had Del Taco's Hellboy 3 instead.

Often those opinions are paid for as well.

mk was honestly shit.
Rewatched the other day, couldn't get through how bad it was. My 8 yr old self loved it though

These reviewers are reminding me of Rick in this scene. It's like they're trying to show off how little they know or care about a videogame franchise to their fellow elitist boomers.

youtu.be/iIRedvXGmYo

They are. Watch RLM's review of Aquaman

Low start, critics pan it, nothing like haus maus, audiences will eat that shit up, 2B+ easy

>I have all these cards
>They're all Charizard!
Then they aren't rare or worth anything

Despite scoring only 13%.....

FUCK YEAH!!

It's Fresh so far! The critics are loving it!

The movie looks shitty and has a relatively small target audience, i'd be surprised if it cracks $60 mil

This one will be one of those "the user score is the only one that matters" kind of movie

Man, for the board that "loves cinema", people here are getting a little hotheaded over their plush monkeys not getting perfect ratings.

They are though and their value has continued to skyrocket since the episode. This guy just has the single biggest collection of them by far and it's literally worth millions.

>relatively small
Yeah no worries, just one of the biggest media franchises on the planet that still keeps printing money after 20 years.

Yea Forums doesn't like it because of the mutt
this has been known since it first showed up. the ones getting upset are sjws from Yea Forums and /vp/

Is Yea Forums rooting for this movie to succeed or fail? Personally I want it to bomb not because of the black kid but because of fucking Ryan Reynolds

Man I should have watched the whole clip

I just want a movie to beat capeshit out of spite. Don't care if Pokemon does it or another movie but capeshit needs to die.

Who is this Yea Forums guy?

>Yea Forums
No, that's /pol/. Actual Yea Forums doesn't exist anymore.

I meant domestically, probably do big numbers overseas. I don't know anyone personally who cares about pokemon

Fail now that sonic is promoting WMBF

>I meant domestically,
You're still retarded

>I just want a movie to beat capeshit out of spite
You're fucking pathetic.

Succeed so that it opens new doors for a potential battling focused live action movie. The reviews legit sound like a bunch of boomers who know nothing about the franchise other then Pikachu, Pokemon GO and "Pokemons" as one review said.

>No, that's /pol/.
No, that's Yea Forums and always has been

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Found the Cameronfag

This movie is meant for people under 35, all the bad reviews are from old star wars nerds .

I'm right and I would put money on it. Only people who like pokemon are 30 year old nostalgic manchildren

I'm not sure the people who actually played the game would like it, for one thing Detective Pikachu is supposed to be a smart capable sleuth instead of the unfunny quipper

>watches capeshit
That's even more pathetic.

What is it about Pokemon that causes boomers to SEETHE so much?

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>Facebook
Only boomers still use Facebook and the fact you have this screencap says it all

>Disney shills and critics desperately try to disparage a movie threatening their own

It's Venom all over again

I'm betting this will be a case where top critics rate it horribly because they're old as fuck but it does well with regular critics

Just because I posted the screenshot doesn't mean that I'm the original person that took it, dumb dumb.

Why are you promoting black washing characters after spending months crying about the jews at disney doing it?

Unironically enjoyed this

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Seems like it

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But he is target 30 year old boomer that they want
his dad is the boomer that you're talking about

> noir
> for the whole family
Pick one.

I want it to fail because they put the most gorgeous blonde cutie along that disgusting negro who is the lead because blackwashing. Also I'm pro Endgame and I want it to make 3 bill just to see camaronfags cry.

Because the lead is literally irrelevant to this movie. Nobody is seeing it for the human characters.

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>Pokemon
>Capeshit.
You retard.

>That's a Pokemon Go reference

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Please drink Battery Acid you inbred retard.

It just went up to 71%, boomers BTFO

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit is absolutely noir and is absolutely for the whole family. Your post is invalid.

>30 year old virgins on Yea Forums said Pikachu would destroy Endgame
>Endgame 95%
>Detective Pikachu 71%

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Seek help but most importantly, have sex.

>Director Rob Letterman’s family-friendly action comedy dives deep into the wildly popular video-game franchise to craft a team-up mystery amid a landscape full of wild, vibrant creatures who coexistwith workaday folks, so much so one might even call it “Who Ripped Off Roger Rabbit?”

Poketards BTFO by based USAtoday boomer. Pokemon confirmed for Roger Rabbit ripoff .

The top and all critics gap is too big. It's gonna rot as it become closer. Just pray people only care about how cute they look on screen, that criteria saves shit like JW or The meg, seeing the creatures on screen is more than enough.

Honestly I'm surprised Endgame is still around 90%, thought it will drop to around 80% like Infinity War.

>noir movie with cartoons
>it's ripping off roger rabbit!

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Fucking Kate holy shit

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EG is probably the best that can be done with a cgi mess with 1000 characters. Dunno how marvel's gonna top it.

>That's a Pokemon Go reference
Dumb bitch

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Fucking hell it literally is boomers dropping the score

Can I argue Wreck it ralph is a video game movie

Sigh. When shall we start gassing all the boomers? They lived long enough.

100% retardation

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Course it is. Same thing happened with Warcraft.

Warcraft was always going to do bad thanks to Blizzard poor handling of the story in the game and how they treated the lore.

Why are people who admit to knowing next to nothing about pokemon reviewing the movie and complaining they still dont know anything about pokemon?

97

check em

>Imagine living the same planet as someone who doesn't know what a Pokemon is
Out of touch retards at its finest. The biggest boomer alarm possible.

You can feel the snarky elitism irradiating from some of these uppity critics. From the way they’re talking about video game mechanics and flaunting their ignorance of the IP, it looks like they’ve had their condescending, dismissive one-liners queued up for weeks.

But I guess I’d probably lash out too if I had a chip on my shoulder for being painfully out of touch with an entire generation of adults.

Not what I said, mongo. What I asked was, if people, who admitt they have no prior knowledge of X, go to see a movie set in the world and mostly about X, why then complain you didn't like a movie about X? It's 'Stop liking what I don't like' in critic form.

The virgin Pokemon vs the Chad Roger Rabbit

How hard is it to understand they added more Pokemon after Gen 1

It'd be easier if all of the ones after didn't look like soulless garbage...

There's a youtube video detailing that about 30-40% of the pokemon in the trailers are not infact genwun, genwun does get the mosty screentime because they are the most popular across all the games / tv shows.

Looking at Twitter the Japs seems to like it, they mention wonky CG like at times Tim is looking elsewhere other then Pikachu when he's supposed to be looking at Pikachu. Overall impressions is that Pikachu and Psyduck are cute, the plot is pretty straightforward, Pokemon get reused quite often, and that they want to live in Ryme City.

This. They made a Pokemon that's a fucking ice cream cone for God's sake.

But the rock with arms and literal nigger is peak soul, right?

It is

>talking shit about vanillite

Compared to an ice cream cone or a bag of trash, yeah.

Christ, I forgot you "people" legit exist.