/trek/ extra virgin edition

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Nothing new to talk about. This season of Orville is over.

can't wait for the schizo to find this thread

/trek/ never dies

Which one?

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We ghostposters now.

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The fanbase insert one.

That's not very funny but keep at it.

>The fanbase insert one
This is what Trek gets right and shit like TBBT gets wrong. The autistic loser characters grow in a professional capacity but still fail time and again when it comes to interpersonal relationships. Every time they have some minor triumph like holding hands they go back to being spergs the next episode.

Yes, trek truly shows the hopelessness of the incel situation.

/trek/ will be replaced by /spaceopera/ consisting of Star Trek, Babylon 5, Farscape, Blake's 7, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, etc.

It's the only way to survive.

Honestly kino tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you senpai)

/trek/ is dead, bury it. Consider it mercy.

harry, he was too pathetic to even hit holobitches

he literally had sex multiple times

>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?

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Spam is bad.

broccoli

i only remeber space std girl

his earth girlfriend was an alternate timeline which he undid so it doesn't count

finishing up ds9. the founders are so detestable desu

what about the girlfriend who turned into a monster? or was that another series

That was Wesley, but that episode had a good scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=zvY3jVJJKEI

I remember there being a dog who kept barking at her

wesley was a mary sue with plot charisma
girls threw themselves at him

In that case, it was Geordi in Aquiel.

>mixing production photos with episode screen grabs
You call this a fucking collage?

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based collage user

Thank you! It was driving me crazy.

>mixing feature film screen grabs with television screen grabs

Broccoli

You're welcome. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of TOS, TNG and DS9. Ask me anything.

The episode where Voyager strikes an iceberg. God rest their souls.

What's your favorite Voyager episode?

Gang, I'm starting to think Data is the Geordi poster...

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imagine being harry and turning down a hot piece of ass like seven of nine

Harry's boner for Tom is far more canonical than shipping Garak and Bashir

Who's the Joint Boy of Star Trek?

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>Joint Boy
unironically me

Top three major characters of each role

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Worst character in each role. IE fucking imagine if this was a crew of a show.

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same lol

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Nahn: "Marquis are approaching."
Picard: "Suggestions Number One."
Saru: "This is something I usually ask Burnham."
Burnham: "Kill them all."
Picard: "Denied. I will not stoop to their level."
Geordi: "Burnham, will you sex with me?"
Burnham: "Fuck off you little shit."
Nahn: "Yum yum."
Beverly: "Sorry I was late I had to drop Wesley off at school."

How comfy would it had been to had been able to see McCoy and Data serving today? I'd love to see Bones teaching Data how to be human.

>uses picture of Season 1 Flight Controller Geordi to represent him as Chief Engineer
STD shills are the worst

Ever fall in love after you watch an episode of Trek and see a side of a character you hadn't noticed before?

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Notice how she doesn't cough like the first time Picard smokes. Troi has experience.

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RIP /trek/

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Thank you so much for making this! So uh, are you busy after this? I'm kinda hungry.

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*solos ur whole starship*

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who saves the ship more oftne?

Imagine if he asked this later in the series.

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>imagine picking crusher over blunt, sick of this shit grandma doc

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Crusher is worse than Pulaski

disregard my post, i misread yours. ive only had 1.5 beers also.

Yea Forums likes Star Trek?

This isn't Yea Forums, this is /trek/. This is sovereign tribal territory. We're like Native Americans.

I'm free if the hasperat is fresh

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Fresh, spicy, and on me.

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Why is T'Pol's voice so deep when she shouts?

"KOPTON"

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so was riker's poetry slam with guinan kino or lame? also, did they fug

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Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

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T'Pol is best first officer.
>tfw you invite her into your smelly human tent and she acquiesces

No kidding

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Funny how even despite the great BROWING of the 21st century the Federation is still ran by white people.
It gives me hope.

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We diverged from the Trek timeline in 1992 when the Eugenics War didn't start.

Who says they didn't start?

We're in the eugenics war right now.
white genocide

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I'm in s2 ENT now.
She's the worst.

>tfw got invited to a magic star wars party
>more a trekkie but they say it won't matter
>told to bring a costume
>show up as spock in an old blue sweater and black pants and a shitty badge taped to my chest
>everyone else is wearing full jedi robes with lightsabers
>turns out this is a jedi initiation ceremony
>wanna bail but the guy leading it is real and says we're all just trying to be better people
>guided meditation, chants, invite the force into our lives, swear some oaths
>feeling awkward but they're cool about it
>time for a bit of sharing, everyone is framing their stories with star wars
>wanna larp as spock and call the force illogical but this has been mellow so why be a sperg
>actually open up, everyone is supportive
>starts winding down
>ceremony ends with everyone saying "may the force be with you"
>throw up the V, "live long and prosper"
Point is, I think we share a lot in common with out enemies if we take the time to get to know them. When I wanted to sperg as Spock I remembered he'd play it cool, so in a way Trek helped me have this insane yet positive experience. Also I guess I'm a Jedi now, so that's cool.

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lol no that's what smoke looks like when you don't inhale it.

How about you take that back you fucking twit?

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>IT'S NOT REEEEEAAALLLLL!

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IT'S NON-FICTION!

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Star Wars is for grugs

>watching fistful of datas
>picard can't play his flute in peace
>holodeck shenanigans
>barclay programmed the hookers
i'm going to enjoy this episode. thanks for reading my blog

god damn that episode is irritating. they should have made the jews hide away from public interviews too.

Wait til you meet Durango

They had to make that episode just to stop Avery Brooks leaving.
nigs gonna nig

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It's unironically one of the best episodes of the series, so I'm gonna have to give Brooks a based.

hell no. its contrived, baseless, and a convoluted "lol dream sequence" episode. also, fuck darkies and fuck women.

>triggered

gosh darn it this post just makes me so angry grrrr how dare you post something like that on a blue board I swear

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I'm just getting into STar Trek and Have hit Season 4 of TNG. Does Yea Forums not like Picard?

Is that the one where Demar tries to make him paint the wall?

>They had to make that episode just to stop Avery Brooks leaving.
Bullshit. They were going to fire Brooks and give the show to Dorn if he didn't settle down

Actually, my uncle works for Nintendo and he says that Brooks was addicted to marijuana, and Gene Roddenberry was going to cancel DS9 if Brooks didn't go to marijuana rehab. This episode was based on that episode of his life.

was it autism?

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I heard Gene was able to fly and that's here he got the inspiration for Star Trek.

Keep at it kid. One day you might succeed...but more than likely Yea Forums will die first.

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Hes just baiting user

What a bad post.

>niggered

Tfw i finished tng and the movies
My heart is still broken over data
Will deep space 9 make the hurt go away?

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Link to /trek/ discord?

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You are welcome.

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THERES ES JAY DUBBLE YEWS EVERYWHERE

/trek/ likes Picard. I don't.

Discovery's Spock arc is the only Star Trek prequel. Enterprise and most of Discovery are not prequels because their plots are based on entirely new characters on new ships doing different things and having different stories. It has no baring on any other Star Trek. Which means TNG is not a sequel. It has nothing to do with TOS. TAS is a sequel because it continues the stories of another show. Deep Space Nine is arguably a sequel too because of O'Brien and Worf.

Yea cause you will have more obrien and garak.

That is sexy.

Oh god, she was so sexy in that show. In H:LOTS too. She could autopsy me anytime.