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How do I anshwer theshe chargshes Shansha? You claim that I pushed Lysha Arryn through the moon door. But did you not teshtify in front of Lord Royce and othersh that she fell through the moon-door riled up in a frenzy when she tried to harm you? A very intereshting accushation I might shay. Doesh thish mean that you lied to them for your own self-intereshts? That you were complishit in the crime of her murder? Didn't you cry and beg them to undershtand your situation and that her death washn't intended? Are you shaying that you've merely pretended to be dishtresshed? That you deceived and manipulated them to eshcape jushtice? If I'm such a monshter why did you try to protect me? How would I have harmed you if you told them the truth? You were under their protectshion and you shtill told them this shtory over and over until they forget that it's a lie. How can we trusht you to tell the truth. You shtand accushed of conspiracy to murder Lysha Arryn, Sansha. How do YOU anshwer theshe chargshes, Sansha?

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Holy fuck are you ready lads? the Golden Company battle will literally be the biggest battle sequence ever made for tv

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If you remove the entire Qarth arc, what changes? Is anything plot critical lost?

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THE GOD OF DEATH HAD A LOWER KILLCOUNT THAN WALDER FUCKING FREY?!

THE LONG NIGHT DIDN'T EVEN LAST A WHOLE NIGHT!?

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bigger turd more like lmao

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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was it rape?

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And the award for Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series goes to...

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Night Knig was asking for it

i cant wait for tyions trial and demise

END US NOW

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trandama...

reminder dabid copied a scene from mass effect 3

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play them simultaneously at 20:33 and 1:31

>getting mad at the true King and last character killed before the show went to shit

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Guys what did you think about AVGN review? I feel the Mexican was on point this time. Arya has been given all the most important kills. It's ridiculous.

great...

Alternate endings

>NK reaches Bran, reveals he can talk, commands Bran and humanity to surrender. Bran and Winterfell surrender and are taken captive, Jon and Dany escape with Drogon

>Everyone who is surrounded by wights towards the end gets killed (only survivors are Arya, the Hound and Melisandre). Bran wargs NK and takes over the undead army. Melisandre revives Jon and Bran explains this is the only way they could defeat both the WW and Cersei, with the army of the dead so Jon can become king

>NK reaches weirwood, Bran sacrifices himself and wargs NK/army himself long enough for everyone to flee. Winterfell is lost, the survivors flee south

>Arya kills NK, ice crown growns on another WW's head while the dragon and many wights die. Arya takes out another WW, more wights die. Jon comes running followed by more troops as they kill WWs and the army goes down in droves. Episode ends with seeming victory. Cut to a lone WW on the other side of the field from Winterfell, a crown sprouts on its head and it turns and goes into the woods, riding south

Night King and his army was a red herring
Gorge & Dabid built up 8 years of expectations just to fuck with you all
Bran & the 3 eyed raven are the real threat
Jaimie will end up killing Bran

screencap this

If you remove the entire Dorne/Ironborn/Bran/Littlefinger/Varys/War of Five Kings/Quarth/Mereen/White Walker arc, what changes? Is anything plot critical lost?

I'm not saying it's perfect, buuut...

>unarmored niggers without stirrups and with shitty swords that curve the wrong fucking way are the most terrifying military force on the continent of Essos because they scream while they charge
No, its mostly their raw numbers and their proficiency on horse back. Whether that actually warrants them being as powerful as they are is a different question, but don't make up things.

>eunuchs (lol) are the most powerful military unit EVA!!!! because they're VERY disciplined
What's you argument? Slave children raised from birth to be exceedingly skilled and disciplined in the art of warfare wouldn't be very disciplined and exceedingly skilled? Is your argument "no pp XD!"?

>audience is told over and over that these fearsome mutts would rollover the plate armored, heavy horse, crossbow armed westerosi who also happen to have castles dotted fucking everywhere
We are told directly that they wouldn't be good in a siege. Luckily Dany has 3 dragons.

Friendly reminder that people who care to much about writing, are fucking capeshit plebs. Cinema should be experienced with eyes and ears, its audio visual medium. Storyfags who are nitpicking every scene are biggest plebs on the earth.

>victim blaming
be better, incel

CRIPPLES AND COCKSUCKERS

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!

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a bigger tv won't help with all the stupid camera cuts and scenes of black/blinding fog

Why was there no one at Dragonstone? Why would Stannis leave his castle completely unoccupied?

Ready for some epic memes and shitposting on /got/ morelike

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>"Ah, Arya. You have a wildness in you, child. ‘The wolf blood,' my father used to call it. Lyanna had a touch of it, and my brother Brandon more than a touch. It brought them both to an early grave." Arya heard sadness in his voice; he did not often speak of his father, or of the brother and sister who had died before she was born. "Lyanna might have carried a sword, if my lord father had allowed it. You remind me of her sometimes. You even look like her."

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oh wow im so interested in who will end up on the iron throne oh my god that is totally what this show has always been about

Show is called Game of Thrones, not Song of Ice & Fire.

It's always been about who wins in the end. The Night King was a distraction, him not being the final boss is a subversion of your expectation on an epic scale

i like the last one the best

its still shitty fan fiction

Its the only way to redeem S08E03 and this series overalyl, not some Jon vs MadQueen Dany artifical piece of shit forced drama. Bran need good conclusion to his story, and they should focus on him with their *BIG* twist, writing around him they can wrap the WW storyline and the mythology in the show.

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There must always be a Night King
>There must always be a Night King
There must always be a Night King
>There must always be a Night King
There must always be a Night King

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im sorry but i dont find this funny anymore

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Still mad.

now that the world has witnessed multiple bong children morph into complete goblins before their eyes, will we finally see the end of british """people""" appearing on television? even the saddest brainlet can't deny the horrifying effects of bong genetics

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>>Arya kills NK, ice crown growns on another WW's head while the dragon and many wights die. Arya takes out another WW, more wights die. Jon comes running followed by more troops as they kill WWs and the army goes down in droves. Episode ends with seeming victory.
>Cut to the Lands of Always Winter. WW baby gets absorbed by the altar. One of the ice pillars shatters revealing the Night King

great image that means nothing

someone posted it on the /r/gameofthrones subreddit

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please updoot and comment so these normies learn

He took them all North. What would a squad of soldiers do if Tywin decided to take Dragonstone? Better to let them have it and take it back

>copied sad piano scene as good guys are losing scene from Mass Effect 3
>copied the ending from Far Cry 3

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This guy is a pleb, he is making some good points, but more times its just autstic nitpicking every single thing. Directing episode like this is not easy, not every written element can be translated in cinema. You cant write everything like in the books.

stay subverted bro

We had a shitty soulless Helm's Deep, now it's time for a shitty soulless Pelennor Fields

ARYA STARK? THE GREATEST THREAT THAT WESTEROS HAS EVEN KNOWN WAS KILLED BY ARYA FUCKING STARK?

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im getting the feeling the vision of dany in the blown out throne room is not going to happen. d&d will make believe this didnt happen.

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Battles are the worst part of the show, an entire episode that's a battle is shit

does grey worm have a cloaca?

Water dancing = weak
Faceless assassin = strong
Faceless water dancer = SRONKEST IN DA WUUUUURLD

Walder Frey was based. Can't wait for him to die surrounded by family in the books.

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>will we finally see the end of bong genetics on tv

unfortunately americans still exist

They should have put a bit of effort in.

season one Old Nan says "all crows are liar"
in the book 3 eyed raven is actually three eyed crow
the night king was only after him this whole time cause of what his elf friends did to him turning him into a walking incel
he always knew where he was since he marked him and went wherever he went
the raven dude made the north fight his war and kill the night king
now he's free to fuck with history and do w/e he wants

Thats why I'd love to see a new shot of NK's castle. Surely even a halfway decent leader would leave a dozen men behind to take care of physical plant. What happens if a boiler blows while ur away? Who wants to come home after being murdered by an ugly goblin/troll only to find ur wedding photos floating in flooded dungeon?

I need a WORLDSTAR!!!! edit of Arya killing the Night King

Actually from cinemtography stand point this episode has more soul than *BLUE* fillter souless Helm's Deep

Now that GoT is fucked and almost finished, are you ready for future dragon kino?

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root and stem

they all exploded into ice shards, there's no WW left.

i actually would like an anthology series based on the targ rule. dance of dragons would be quite kino

What is the crayons rationale for Westeros forgetting about him?

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Yikes and Redditpilled

I have a feeling that the new era is about to begin. The era of Hound posting.

>targshits
“noh!”

>Night King is dead, and Sam is not. 'Cause Sam had plot armor, and big fucking belly.

That battle was not in the books. You can literally make it anyway you want it. Sure, nothing can be perfect, but it also doesn't need to be the absolute dumpster fire that was the writing in E3.

>teleporting goblin stabs and explodes the NK with zero effort
>tries and fails to kill the Hound multiple times
Is our boy invincible?

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they changed the actor for the night king not because they wanted to just switch actors, but because THERE ARE TWO NIGHT KINGS YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

it doesnt matter how good the cinematography was if the editing is complete dogshit

Not important enough to care about I guess. Just forgotten. But at least it wasn't just Dabid forgetting about him. The actor got cancer and had to quit.

Maybe wear armor next time, Night "Virgin Walk" King

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what an ogre LMAO

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then why did they destroyed his army? are there 2 dead armies as well?

>Arya beats Brienne
>Brienne beats Hound
>Hound beats Arya
The Holy Trinity

what if instead of snow it is ash from literally the entire city getting blown to shit from wildfire

have sex

yep theres another army waiting to strike, the first army was a distraction

oh fugg

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Isn't he technically Cersei's heir? If anyone counts her meme 'lineage' as legitimate?

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Arya tied with Brienne, it was a draw

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the state of bongland

>_____

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they only killed a small part of his army. westeros is FUCKED

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richard brake felt like starring in a shitty rob zombie movie was a better career move.

Of all the things that would be foreshadowing for the final defeat of the night king, I did not expect it to be this

in reality brienne would have just bashed her skull in with her sword lol

Its apparent that some dumbfucks didn't learn a thing after the other 2 idiots who ran LOST spent 5 seasons building up hype about the smoke monster. You deserve your pain.

*kills Jon*
*eats his heart to absorb his plot armor powers"

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>hey guys, it's me, cool Bran

Actor had cancer.

>literally one requirement for being an actress: be skinny
>"lol no"
there's something fundamentally wrong with women

bravo

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The future is female, get rekt littlenigger

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So does Emilia, she still shows up for work

>implying she needs them

no she wouldn't. women are fucking useless in any combat scenario

He would have subcontracted it out obviously.

season 5 of GOT gave me mad LOST vibes so i stopped caring back then. at least we got some tits and Cers 9/11ing a mosque.

Even tho it's entirely surprising I'd love such turn of events. It makes perfect sense and subverts the expections not just for the sake of subverting it.

I miss him bros ;_;

>Why was there no one at Dragonstone? Why would Stannis leave his castle completely unoccupied?

The writers didn't think of this because they are retarded, but the staff and handful of guards could have fled when they saw the ships and dragons.

Someone explain to me why NK was immune to fire?

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Can't speak for the rest of it, but the calling her dragon thing is wrong. The dragons only obey when she acts like a conqueror. At the time she was a whiny little slave bitch, they wouldn't have come.

What is the cultural difference between Andals and First Men? In the books or in the show. Like, the Lannisters are a First Man house but they're Andals because ... they believe in the Seven? That's the only actual cultural difference I can find. There are First Men and even Ironborn (who are apparently not First Men?) knights like Jorah Mormont and Harras Harlaw. Are Blackwoods First Men, then, because they have a magic tree? Are the likes of Sansa suddenly Andals because they have the religious distinction to the other Northerners? Is it a solely genetic distinction (but all the Nobles are mongrels, so that doesn't exist).

well at this point we can safely assume its just ash from dragonfire or wildfire. winter is basically over for westeros now that the NK is dead.

DABID

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>Jorah, you're a good man. Thank you.

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proof?

They speculated that dragonfire killed White Walkers because it killed zombies. But nobody had ever put it to the test and their EXPECTATIONS were therefore SUBVERTED

He's a Targaryen

Sandor posting is growing on me

Based as fuck

his body temperature is low and the fire rises

Sheer contrivance alone, just like the rest of the series since S4

but ninjas bro

maybe they'll have just a regular winter now instead of a long ass one

this guy is shit, he overlooks a number of details just to bitch about every single thing. I hated the episode and agree that so much of it was pants on head retarded and self-defeating and squandering eight seasons of mystery and intrigue for a YES YOU GO GURL moment for the burlington bar normies to clap at, but this dude's critique is shit

Do you have the comparison in writing between Lord of the Rings and A Song of Ice and Fire?

Tony and Black Widow are dead. If you dont want spoilers go see the fucking movie before going on the interwebz

he has targ blood, it's brynden rivers

Some gay interview with D&D. Basically if she acts like a Queen or a pussy then the dragons become restless and disobedient. They on;y obey when she is an alpha female, wrecking people's shit and conquering in fire and blood.

can't burn ice

Really?

>see, she needs to act like that all the time because the plot calls for it

She has a brain tumour

>snow on throne in the book
OMG IT WAS TOTALLY ASH ALL THE TIME LMAO
*expectations subverted*

was getting stabbed part of his plan?

Fucking gold.

I think Littlefinger is still alive. I just remember him paying some girl in season 7 with a coin. Maybe a faceless girl, idk

*final boss shows up*

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They only treat her like the Mother of dragons when she fucking acts like it.

HAVE SEX HAVE SEX HAVE SEX

That pathetic cuck murdered his only child because of what some witch saw in some flames.

Vegas wedding and the couple exchanged ring pops.

Classy.

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But what about his clothes at least? Shouldn't they have burned like Dany's?

Shit the extended piano piece might as well have been lifted from just about every West world episode and the characters getting simultaneously btfo montage might as well have just been infinity wars

Friki confirmed that Bronn kills Jaime. Best news ever!!!

Those weren't clothes, the armour was actually scales

It never ends! Ahhh! Ahhhhhh!

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Nobody cared who he was until he put a dagger in his heart.

The Night King and Littlefinger deaths are stupid enough to people think they actually alive

This show really turned into shit lol

>murders your butchers boy
>wins your tourney
>steals your daughter

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We missed out on NK hangin some mad ice dong. You think he's got that Northern BDE goin on, or is it a black little frostbitten nubbin by now?

>Rewatching the show
>Hound's fear of fire nearly gets him killed in Blackwater
>Nearly gets him killed again by Berric a season later
>Nearly gets him killed again much later by the wight bear.
>They did it yet again in the last episode
It's been 8 fucking seasons and they still haven't given him the big moment where he finally overcomes it.
>inb4 he fights a flaming zombie Gregor in the last few episodes.

If it was Brynden then he would have known to stay away from valyerian steel. Or be immune to it since he carried a valy steel sword himself.

Arya is the main character incel. Maybe if you haf sex you would understand that.

Same with Stannis back when that happened. That's how far this show has fallen. Serious moments are scoffed at and half the fans go "...Nooooooo, that's not what happened....".

>steals your chicken too

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Targaryen?

More like TARDgaryen!

The problem is in the minds of DABID if some asshole on the internet figured it out they would have to change it in order to subvert this asshole's expectations. Mark my words this will be their justification for every shitty story choice once GoT is over.

Is there any reason for them to film a scene with Bran in it after the army goes south?

NED FUCKING STARK

THEY SAY ICE RUNS THROUGH HIS VEINS

MORE LIKE FULL OF PISS STRAIGHT FROM THE FAT KINGS COCK

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good one, ed

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"For the finale, secrecy was ratcheted up to another level. Only crew members wearing a special Episode 6 badge were allowed on set during filming and some scenes were shot on a closed set. I joke to the showrunners that I wouldn’t be surprised if they directed the finale themselves just so they wouldn’t have to reveal their ending to one additional person.

“When something has been sitting with you for so long, you have such a specific sense of the way each moment should play and feel,” Weiss explains. “Not just in terms of ‘this shot or that shot,’ though sometimes it’s that as well. So it’s not really fair to ask somebody else to get that right. We’d be lurking over their shoulder every take driving them crazy making it hard for them to do their job. If we’re going to drive anybody crazy it might as well be ourselves.”

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Jon kills dany could be a fake out

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>and so he spoke, and so he spoke...

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Their job is to make HBO as much profit as possible. At the moment, the best way to do that is hyped up singular events that get people to gather together and watch it live.

Just following orders.

if he takes that off will he die?

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You can have it either way if you just pick the right quotes.
From a poetic view, JRRT has better moments. But only moments. His writing style is tedious and disconnected. It doesn't feel real.
GRRM is more down to earth, his characters are more personal and real. His word choice isn't the best but his stories are much more interesting and have a better pacing.

But why play one against the other? They are so completely different and both have their appeal.

I'm rereading storm at the moment and am on page 200whatever in just three days. Reading JRRT would take me longer. Go ahead and call me a pleb and illiterate, but I don't care. I read what I like and not what makes me cool or well read or whatever the fuck. Reading is entertainment and GRRM is superior in that aspect.

And honestly, who didn't know after ten pages of LotR that Aragorn will be king and Sauron will be defeated?
In ASOIAF you can only guess and be proven wrong about your predictions

So if we think about logical and satisfying conclusions to story arcs, who's going to die and who's going to kill who in the last episodes?

>That pathetic cuck murdered his only child because of what some witch saw in some flames.

And it stopped the winter from coming which allowed everything happening afterwards to occur, including Jon taking back Winterfell and preparing for the Long Night.

>Jon kills dany could be a fake out

The real is Arya kills dany

>some things don't die, they evolve

Melly confirmed for still around

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Bend the knee

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>seduces one
>kidnaps the other one
why are stark women so weak to hound-based attacks

Is this damage control? why would they be downplaying the battle of winterfell if they didn't think it was a failure on some level.

I want to smack this smug bitch so fucking hard

Targs are the Elves of GoT and Elves are fags

nah they're gonna make her kill cersei and tyrion is going to attempt to kill dany

What was she thinking at this moment?

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Arya killing the night king is much better than some chosen one defeating him with a magic sword. It was a scrappy, pounce on the moment sort of thing as opposed to the cliche, ridiculous crap people seem to want here. I am befuddled by people focusing on who "deserves" to kill the big bad guy. That's not how a world works. And based on what is this assertion that a "prince that was promised"(lol) must defeat the evil demon lord with his shining sword(lol)? Some prophecy from a wacko cult that demonstrated itself as evil and worthy of derision throughout the entire show? A weak outlier fire god controls fate? No. This is the closest the show has come to tolkein. There is no chosen one good guy super power to overcome evil. Everyone busts their ass and has courage yet are still going to lose. Evil is more "powefull" because that's what it wants, power. Good doesn't want power, it intrinsically just wants good. It doesn't gather power into individuals like evil does. So there is no chosen one champion to overpower the night king, arya just gets a lucky shot in. Gollum happens to fall into mount doom. Thats the catholic view of god's power, transcendent and mysterious, almost unnoticeable. Good is brave and tries hard, but can't overcome evil. However at some point something happens and good wins by what looks like pure luck.

all women must die

he has to be the worst written character adaptation right? in the book he is the biggest badass in the show he is even more of a faggot than varys who literally has no cock

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Winterfell was honestly a fucking shit place to plan a final stand against the army of the dead

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Can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Yes. They also locked IMDB ratings and user review count

>shits crazy out here bro

Hopeful predictions:

>cersei kills sansa
>jamie kills cersei
>hound kills the mountain
>jon kills dany
>bronn kills tyrion

>In ASOIAF you can only guess and be proven wrong about your predictions
Yeah like when you guess that the books will have an ending

>we finally reached a timeline when the episode is so bad that 99% of /got/'s bitching is justified

it's been a long road

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Did we ever get a Hound and Sansa scene ever since they met up again? Can't member

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youtu.be/eJlN9jdQFSc

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>there is a universe where Jaime is Azor Ahai and it’s glorious

>And honestly, who didn't know after ten pages of LotR that Aragorn will be king and Sauron will be defeated?
True. But at least aragorn's rise was fleshed out and believable. And also wicked cool

the first men were the original group of people in westeros. they had a war against the children of the forest because they were fucking with the weirwood trees. they then made a pact with the cotf and they fought the others together during the long night. the andals came along like hundreds of years later, they worshiped the seven, and they mostly settled in the southern areas south of moat cailin. they hacked down pretty much all the weirwoods south of moat cailin, there are only some stumps left. the andals and first men fought each other for a while, but they conquered the south and just married with the first men down there. the iron born are something different, when they got to the iron islands they found the seastone chair in the ocean or something.

Do you know a show with bigger hacks than this one? What a fucking mess.

this would be feminism. A woman that proved herself equal and powerful. Not the stupid girls empowerment idiocy in the show

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First of all, anyone who’s complaining about NK not being a deep, complex character doesn’t understand the series. There’s no nice way to say this, I’m sorry, you don’t.

NK is basically Sauron, always had been. Except in GoT, he’s not the end villain, he’s a means to an end, a plot mover for the main characters. Much like human non-main characters, on a smaller scale. He is Stannis on a bigger scale (yes, book Stannis was a dick who killed his brother, wanted his nephew sacrificed and will kill his own daughter, sorry Stannis the Mannis fans), Renly, Euron (he’s doomed), Victarion, etc… Just on a bigger scale. ALL of them are plot movers for the main characters, some deep and complex, some less so, some likable, some less so, but all of them were never going to “win out” and this is something everyone who understood the series should’ve known by now.

Your own idea of what NK is, not coming true... Is your own fault, and the fault of the internet and theories going wild.

>Maybe if I ignore him, he will go away

Not even a badass as much as he is a sadist, child-rapist, and literal crazy person from hell. He does a bunch of dark magic stuff as well

Law & Order SVU

What the FUCK

I remember finding Sophie so hot back when we were both 16.
Why was everything better back then?

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But we are not women *smirk*

youtube.com/watch?v=GI7zy1PTMp0
How will you fags ever recover?

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She's thinking of The Hound. Every person who has touched her sexually in the book has been a manlet.

Ramsay
Joffrey
Tyrion
Littlefinger


She probably despises manlets and wants some alpha inside her.

How is he a faggot? I honestly thought Euron was pretty hardcore in the show.

dexter. they fucked that show up bad after season 4, but dexter was never as good as s1-s4 GoT

thelordcommander! the greatest /got/ YouTuber that ever was or will be

youtu.be/syPTK7x53HE

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she was still a virgin back then

Topkek

Are you going to feel cheated if the final scene isn't Bran waking up from warging looking like the real three eyed?

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okay my point still stands why is he such a faggot in the show? he even looks like he enjoys taking it up the ass.

I would rather have no ending than a shitty rushed ending like the show does with it's fanfic.

Even this stupid fanfic from some suicidal tumblr girl has better writing and moments of closure than the show
fanfiction.net/s/7530539/1/A-Yummy-MPreg-Story

Cast resist fire before the battle.

The Walking Dead is even worse

If you think of the gods in terms of the Aedra from Elder Scrolls, in the books Euron is mantling Cthulhu. Jon is mantling R'hllor, the King of Winter is Mantling the Great Other. They are tools in a war for balance between Lovecraftian entities.

This whole book series is Lovecraft fanfiction,

>le war is wrong and makes me a sad soi
Grow up faggot.

a song of ice and fire
>arya stark wishes to kill her targets so she goes to braavos to join the faceless men, an organization of people with the skills to murder anyone easily
>in order to gain the powers of the faceless men, arya also has to give her own self up, and quell all her desires, all her likes, dislikes, grudges and loves
>arya is stuck in a position where she cannot achieve her vengeance without losing herself in the process
game of thrones
>arya becomes a faceless man but tells jaqen to fuck off lol
>now she's a trained ninja adept at every weapon despite nothing on-screen tells us she should have these abilities

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>he has to be the worst written character adaptation right?

Yes. The rockstar pirate Captain Fingahindabum has nothing on the mysterious, sinister, dark, intellectual Euron of the books.

watch all of it

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I was specifically commenting on the screenshot. Obviously the show differs widely from the books you retard

>this... this isn't the end
>not for you
>not yet
daddy jojen how will we know the end then?
>you'll know

what did he man by this?

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YAAAAS
QUEEEEEN!

>LOTR
3 books describing in unique detail how Aragorn was a badass, did badass things, and claimed his rightful throne

>GOT
7.3 seasons of shoddy writing that leans one way only to suddenly have a goblin do a Michael Jordan dunk on the sauron character out of nowhere

WW are shown to have at least some fire resistance in Hardhome.

the night king doesn't exist, it's just d&d not being able to write a story without a BIG BAD at the helm of the enemy team

FUCK STANNIS

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no. i get the feeling d&d don’t know how to resolve it
>hey remember when you saved me from rape
>yeah that was hot as fuck
>thanks, have fun dying to your brother
>ok i will

>big bad
>dies halfway through the season

ok

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Even sauron had a decent back story though. All we know about the NK is he was an innocent man fucked over by the children of the forest

>20 good men have just destroyed all our food, equipment and hundreds of our army by setting fire to all of it
How do you respond?

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No fucking question. In the books he's like a combination of Blackbeard, Bluebeard and Rasputin. In the show, well, your description is apt.

exactly lmao. faceless men have to give up their identity yet she still goes by arya stark and she's abusing her skills.

if anything the faceless men should kill her as she is disgracing their whole organization, their purpose and their mission.

jesus fucking christ their hackery is unbelievable

He was a fucking hobo that waited for greater men to come along, fight his war for him and take the throne by line of succession alone. He is basically a racist. He has nothing to be proud of, nothing to show off other than his ancestry. What did he achieve? What did he ever do? He didn't carry the ring to the volcano. He lost two halflings after thirty miles of strolling through the countryside and wasn't able to find them again. He lost every battle if it weren't for massive deus ex machinas in the last moment, like the exiled rohirrim and the elves, the ghosts, and frodo throwing the ring in the volcano. He is a fucking loser.

I don't think I'll be able to bring myself to rewatch this now sad excuse for a show, I want my memories of the first seasons to remain blissfully ignorant of the shitshow to come

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If it truly is a celebration of the depravity of human nature, one can only hope Euron wreaks absolute havoc on our heroes.

Brynden Rivers is the Three Eyed Crow, you fucking mong.

When? Did I miss something?

i don't recall this...

this actually got me upset. at least in S1 the plate armor acted like its supposed to...

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Wasn’t it called winterfell because that’s where they were stopped before?

Euron was always gay, he molested all his twink brothers. But I agree with your point

I am not defending GOT. I am defending ASOIAF.

have sex

Boy do I love that all the prophetic/mystical threads of Game of Thrones were for fucking nothing

>this lazy bait

Here’s your you

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I like how Arya's arc in this last episode was "you can do anything if you believe in yourself". Exactly the kind of theme GRRM appreciates.

And you think Mass Effect 3 invented bad things happening to the sound of sad piano music? When I saw that in that GOT episode I rolled my eyes based on how played out it seemed.

tfw Jorah was the big bad of the Resident evil movies all along

You want to bitch about S08E03 of Game of Thrones? Watch Resident Evil: The Final Chapter and you will know the true meaning of terrible writing.

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have sex

/got/ needs more RuneScape.

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i didn't understand her story. i thought all the powers/skills she might obtain were granted by the faceless god, and that she had to satisfy that god to gain them. but she basically cheesed the whole thing like she was speedrunning through a skyrim guild

who is that again?

>THE GOD OF DEATH HAD A LOWER KILLCOUNT THAN WALDER FUCKING FREY?!
That's objectively untrue. If Walder gets credit for his family and men killing the Northerners, then Night King gets credit for the tens of thousands of wildlings killed at Hardhome and the redshirts that died last episode

I feel as if I'm one of the very few that actually enjoyed the episode, I keep seeing and hearing people complaining about how they didn't like the episode for this or that, but I thoroughly enjoyed the entire episode.

There were many points throughout the whole episode where you questioned whether many of the main characters would make it out alive, and the twist at the end where Arya is the one to kill the NK I personally loved (granted Arya is my favorite character so I may be a little biased). But I keep seeing that people are annoyed about stuff like Jon didn't kill the NK or that the NK should've won or that we didn't know enough about the NK's backstory... Isn't one of the reasons that all of us love this show so much that it keeps us on our toes and we don't know what is going to happen next?

George RR Martin also told us to expect a bittersweet ending so he essentially told us we weren't going to like everything that happens this season and how it goes.

Also there are still 3 80 minute episodes left so there is still a lot that can happen.

>watch resident evil 6
>watch
I couldn't even tell what was going on half the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4

imagine starting at 6:33 a long tracking shot of jon fighting through the chaos to reach bran, seeing sam&co in trouble but ignoring them and pushing forward, running past viserion and reaching the godswood just in time to fight an undead theon reanimated by the night king exactly at 7:54

Jaqen sent the Waif to kill her. By surviving and defeating the Waif, Arya earned those powers to keep.

i liked dexter
the ending was also okay

Please please PLEASE tell me you are suggesting we get the Krakens.

No Krakens. We /undead dragons from beneath kings landing/ now

>(yes, book Stannis was a dick who killed his brother,

Renly was a pretender to the throne. Renly betrayed Stannis, his king. Renly was a traitor and died a traitor's death.

>wanted his nephew sacrificed

Didn't happen.

>and will kill his own daughter, sorry Stannis the Mannis fans)

Impossible. Physically impossible for that to happen. Stannis will either die before seeing Shireen again or Melisandre will burn her at the wall while Stannis takes Winterfell and then the Melisandre hating plot given to Davos from the show will be done by Stannis.

>Arya Stark slit the throat of the guard at Harrenhal's postern gate, she whispers valar morghulis as he dies

>bigger battle
Not hard since I could barely see the battle of winterfell.
Hardhome was a better battle than fucking winterfell

>Isn't one of the reasons that all of us love this show so much that it keeps us on our toes and we don't know what is going to happen next?
no. you missed the point.

>Khaleesi, can you do one last thing for me?
>Yes, anything
>See this bean burrito?
>Yes, Ser Jorah, I see the burrito
>I... I want you to eat the whole thing, the whole burrito
>Yesh *munch* A am eatin et
>Khaleesi...
>With the bowel movement inducing power of this Taco Bell bean burrito...
>Yes, I am listening Jorah
>I...
>I want you to brap in my face Khaleesi...
>You... you wat?
>I want you to wake the Dragon Khaleesi, I want you to get your Stormborn on
>Ser Jorah...
>Please Khaleesi, I am dying, unleash your unburnt brapper right on my face!
>Was I not always loyal to you?
>...very well Jorah, if... if that is your final wish
>BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP
>Ah yes!
>BRAP BRAP BBBBRRAAAAAAAAAP
>Quite pungent indeed!

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I am dead honest.
fight me.

i dont see it?

>could barely see the battle

Serves you right for watching a crappy torrent instead of on a HD widescreen tv like it was intended

Are there really any good story arcs with possible satisfying endings left?

All I can think of is The Hound fighting some crazy flaming version of The Mountain to overcome his fire-phobia and maybe Jamie killing Cersei to redeem his ways or something. Not really interested in who actually gets to sit on the throne anymore.

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Assuming you mean the Drowned God when you say Cthulu, that isn't even true. Euron sees the Drowned God the same as he sees all the rest.
He wants to surpass all the other Gods and become a diety of his own. He's trying to become a player in a world of pawns

Avgn review? The angry video game nerd?

My sides...In orbit

Hardhome was terrible because that was when the wights turned from lumbering but dangerous zedwords to a bunch of World War Z flunkies. Plus we were supposed to give a shit about Smurfette instead of an established character. had some good moments and a great ending but meh.

Better writing than the show.

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>Euron - Deep Ones
>Patchface - Drowned God
>Jon - Lord o Light
>Bran - Old Gods
>WW - WW
I want to see someone doing some shit with the Seven, they’re still missing

even azor jon fighting a long-drawn out duel against the NK would have been better than this

>insider.com/game-of-thrones-white-walkers-zombie-killed-2017-8
>"It would be quite anti-climatic if all Jon (or even another hero wielding Valryian steel like Arya, Brienne, or Jaime) simply stabbed the Night King and ended the whole war without us ever understanding the underlying conflict."
>"The final season of "Game of Thrones" will hopefully reveal more depth to the stories of the White Walkers, and we have our fingers crossed that every Valyrian steel owner of Westeros fights for the side of the living in an epic showdown"

FUCKING NORMIE WEBSITES KNEW THIS WOULD BE SHIT

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i just fucking saw it. this Episode literally gave me cancer. NOTHING AT ALL happened until the end.
FUCK AZOR POSTING
FUCK ARYA
and most of all FUCK DABID
i feel cheated

They are all the same God - the many faced God. Each blief system is just another of his faces

I enjoy how Anons say Euron is the worst written character in the show when he:
>Literally killed the worst plot of the show (or I guess best plot depending on how you feel about them titties)
>Literally said he was going to fuck Cersei and then DID IT, within the same episode
>Doesn't have a well defined arc yet so could still potentially do something big and scary and sinister
>I generally just a funny, interesting character

Y'all, if Yara kills him next week you were all right. But if he pulls a last minute big had turn you will all cum in your fucking trousers

>hire Dr Bashir
>kill him off right away

What was the point? Surely he can't need a pay check that badly

Krakens exist, but show Euron isn't a mage so you wont see one.

Book Euron summoned one to sink a ship in the Narrow Sea not long before arriving in Pyke to kill Balon. He literally has a horn that summons Krakens.

Hopefully, he does some magic shit in the next few episodes but I am not getting my hopes up

co-writer of the episode was GRRM himself. there is 0% chance it's not snow. anything else is a retcon

you make me fucking sick

>I'm going to put a baby in your belly

Euron is planning some shadowbabby-tier magic bullshit

>Stannis will either die before seeing Shireen again or Melisandre will burn her at the wall while Stannis takes Winterfell and then the Melisandre hating plot given to Davos from the show will be done by Stannis.

Exactly. In the book Stannis is the one who makes the decision to go to the wall and defend the realm after Davos reasons with him. The fact the show turned it into Stannis following the witches advice shows they haven't a clue about the character. If Shereen burns in the books it will be Melisandre doing it behind Stannis' back.

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Thats even worse

If Bran somehow gets this power and becomes night king 2.0 it would be pretty kino.

the vision isnt in the books...

Does Euron summon them? I'll accept that.

>It would be quite anti-climatic if all Jon (or even another hero wielding Valryian steel like Arya, Brienne, or Jaime) simply stabbed the Night King and ended the whole war without us ever understanding the underlying conflict

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brap kino

all crows are liars
-old nan

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>Doesn't have a well defined arc yet
>3 episodes left
>not a badly written character
what the fuck are you trying to say user

BASED

No, the Many-Faced God relates to death specifically. Entities like the Drowned God or the Lord of Light deal more with prophecy, cycles, history, and life/resurrection than death.

And it’s not really a great defense. The biggest unexpected things are the red wedding and maybe johns death. The quality drops of noticeably after a storm of swords. Martin might not be as verbiose and windy at times but He can’t complete his overarching narrative while Tolkien did and fleshed out his world beyond it. And Id rather read a dozen Tolkien songs over A page of Dany shitting again.

isn't his horn one to control dragons?

absolutely demolished this episode jesus. we have to make all the normies watch this.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1448&v=GI7zy1PTMp0

>He iz approaching Bran?
>Activate ze teleport
>He caught ze attack?
>Activate ze hand switcheroo, zen continue with the self destruct for hiz armies

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Old nan was a cunt

You feel cheated because you're stupid.
Arya is not Azor Ahai.
Azor Ahai hasn't been "officially" revealed yet, but you could figure it out if you weren't stupid.
The Night King wasn't the "great other".

what AVGN review?

You born stupid or dropped on your head?
The battle wasn't in the books... the Battle of Winterfell was shit because of shit writing not because of the books dumbass

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no one knows what the fuck the horn does. from what i remember victarion made some guy blow into it and the guy cooked from the inside

Yes, they are, don't listen to it.

Do you know? Like, know know? Because I know.
How fucking genius is it?

You're fucking basic.

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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Arya is Azor Ahai

Tolkien wrote like 30 years on LOTR. A trilogy of about 1500pages. That's one GRRM book.
And he already had half his world and characters created and established in the Hobbit which took him just as long to write and has what...300 pages?

toot toot motherfucker

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KEK'd

i bet you're a bitter loner huh?

>when armor actually worked in the show
After they passed the books armor became completely useless in the show. Theon got stabbed by the night king with a wooden stick through plate armor.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST???

>implying

Joffrey's death in the book was supposed to make you feel uneasy, like you were literally witnessing terrible death of a 14 your old kid. was good

She's not, and you will realize how stupid you are in the final episode.

poster that wrote that 3k word essay on why the characters went to shit, did you write anything about this ep?

died in the dothraki charge

>cant wait to see jon snow and daenerys to get on the throne with arya as the general of their army

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But there must be reason The Many Face God/Death doesn't take life right away. He let people live there and such.

I hated Joffrey. I guess his actor must have been amazing at his job because he totally sucked me into the story and made me genuinely hate a fictional character. His death made me sincerely happy.

okay then open the commentary of the director on the season 2 blu-ray where he states it is snow LMAO. fucking shills here.

IT'S. A. RETCON.

Maybe it played the brown note and gave Dany the shits

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>"It would be quite anti-climatic if all Jon (or even another hero wielding Valryian steel like Arya, Brienne, or Jaime) simply stabbed the Night King and ended the whole war without us ever understanding the underlying conflict."
this show is fucking doomed

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>Euron's book plan is to steal Dragons, invade all of Westeros simultaneously and make himself a God
>knows about/has contact with the Others and Bloodraven

>Euron's show plan is to marry Cersei

Hey Yea Forums, it's David Benioff here!

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. We haven't actually finished the next episode, because we actually don't have a script yet.
Could anyone of you give us a quick synopsis on how we could save the last season after the garbage fire that was episode 3?

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>died in the dothraki charge

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>no one knows what the fuck the horn does.
Presumably Euron does.

>targaryen
>before even the fucking Andals landed in Westeros

faggot i was talking about the books, show joffrey was a grown man who gives a shit if he dies

both are retarded

kek even the actress that plays Arya thought it was stupid

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euron is also an insane molester

Ghost lives, he's in the next episode

You don't know what mantling is, do you? Euron seeks to become a god, yes, but the drowned god is literally Cthulhu. The lore surrounding him and the deep ones is identical.

The Church of the Starry Wisdom exists in Essos and Kadath in the grey wastes is where the White Walkers come from. Cthulhu has a dogin this race and that dog is Euron.

chewing on stark bones

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and we will never see it, brother. maybe in the books, however.

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At least I hope that this battle breaks Jon like hurting his pride in a deep level. He definitely saw himself killing the NK

stannis makes them all pay the iron price

There is no Azor Ahai you dumb fuck, in the show. The finale drama will come from Dany going postal and Jon having to kill her. That's literally all there is to it.

Maisie is monged out on drugs 24/7, her opinion is worthless

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You are overestimating Dumb^Dumber intelligence

I wish it werent completed. Then we could hope. But its done and nothing can save us

Bran wakes up and realizes that seasons 5-8 have been just a dream.

>He lost every battle if it weren't for massive deus ex machinas in the last moment, like the exiled rohirrim and the elves

There were no elves in the book. Also, there were no exiled Rohirrim. The Rohirrim lost a battle against Saruman at a ford close to Isengard and their horsemen got scattered in the retreat. Gandalf goes out to gather them and take them to Helmsdeep.

Also, there are no ghosts killing anyone in the books. Aragorn passes through the tunnels with a large band of Dunedain, his people. Then they gather Gondorian troops from that region and attack the Corsairs of Umbar, taking their ships. The ghosts show themselves among the host, spooking the corsairs into flight and Aragorn takes the ships.

No dipshit that white walker put out the fire around him with the raging blizzard outside

But Euron isn't looking to be the avatar of an existing God. He's looking to become his own deity.

In Aeron's vision the Drowned God is dying on the Iron Throne along with all the rest.

Ocdon't even remember this? Which episode was it in?

1st or 2nd episode of S7, whenever Dany arrives at Dragonstone

Yeah they just forgot to show him later in the episode

Battle of the bastards Bolton shield wall was copied from Red Cliffs

youtube.com/watch?v=X5Jg_TqCDO8

Prove me wrong

>she parries a swing from that sword with needle
fucking kek, who wrote this and thinks that sword wouldn't snap in two like a twig?

this confuses me, do people root for chelsea?

Yea Forums in a nutshell

Yes, and how would he think he could ascend unless he was aware of his terrible ancestry? Seastone Chair was given to the Greyjoys by the Deep Ones who serve the Drowned God.

>unironically still underestimating Arya

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they only root for women. doesn't matter what they are doing on screen as long as it's a woman its okay.

i am uironically rooting for cersei to win this entire thing. to kill arya, jon, dany and both the dragons.

>There is no Azor Ahai you dumb fuck, in the show. The finale drama will come from Dany going postal and Jon having to kill her. That's literally all there is to it.

>you dumb fuck

Oh the irony. I wish you could remember making that comment in 3 weeks.

I know it's not gonna be this, but on a scale from 0-10, how mad would you be if they just went with the old "just a dream" ruse?

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>I hope Bran doesn't see this

Don't bother the user you are replying to is a retard.

i might, but what's the point? i'd write it for /got/, but /got/ already knows the episode is shit and i'd only be putting into words what everyone thinks and offering no new perspective. it would just be a list of things that went wrong like that video by mauler

if i do write sth it'll be more about the storytelling failure and straying from GRRM's doctrines on subversion and what the role of deaths in asoiaf are

>kills someone
>for their plot armor
you're not too bright, are you user?

>I enjoy how Anons say Euron is the worst written character in the show when he:

No. He's not the worst written. He's one of the most entertaining characters remaining. The problem is that he is the worst adapted. Book Euron makes show Cersei look like barely a threat because the he obviously has some big, sinister plans and the means to carry them out.

Was the dagger that killed made by Gendry?

Do you know what would be KINO?

Jaime Azor Ahai. He's start fightining against the Night King and say:
>do you know what they call me?

A flashback with all other characters calling him Kingslayer starts: Catelyn, Robb, Karstark, Ned, Jon, Robert, Brienne
Then his sword starts to bright and he reveals as Azor Ahai. The Night King try to stab him but Night King Spear break into 1 million ice fragments. Jaime parry him and stab in the back just like Aerys and says:

KINGSLAYER, THEY CALL ME KINGSLAYER

L O L

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No, that's the dagger from S1 that some guy tried to use to kill Bran in his bed. It's Valyrian steel

Depends how the next couple episodes go, it might be preferable.

I love how the editor blames the viewers for not properly calibrating their TVs and not viewing in pitch black rooms. That cock edited the episode on a $40,000 8K reference monitor using software designed for IMAX movies but WE fucked up?

where does she get her skills to throw her daggers like that? she has never ever thrown a dagger like that in the show before, ever, and the faceless men trained her with a staff

go back

goblin

It's little finger's old dagger

This is the exact kind of utterly tedious garbage that d+d would write up

It still proves that Aragorn relied so heavily on the help of other people rather than actually doing some great shit himself.

Daenerys hatched dragons, outwitted(with help) the slavers of Astapor and on and on. She also made mistakes and lost, sure, but still. And that's just Dany.
Jon has proven himself worthy to the wildlings. They accept him and follow him. Not because of his birth name or whatever.

Aragorn and Stannis are similar. Not bad per se, but not amazing or hero like as Jon Snow or Frodo or anyone else.

She learned from the Brotherhood without Borders.

That's what I said

fuck you

>"MOM I SAID THE LINE MOM LOOK I SAID IT!!!!"

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switch the long night with the last jedi, or any other nu-sci fi / fantasy and you have the same arguments being made by the same normies who refuse to criticize anything that has "HOLY SHIT SO EPIC MOMENTS!"

kek

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Jon is gonna retire

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TREASON
IS
TREASON

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lmao no fucking way. when she was with the brotherhood, she was still receiving lessons on how to hold her bow properly, no fucking way she learned from them how to throw daggers like that, especially after she got mad at them for selling gendry or freeing the hound

A new thread is coming, Ned. I don’t know when, I don’t know who will bake it, but it’s coming

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I'm not a Dany fan. She's a great conqueror but an awful ruler.

Wow that's awful

>even normies are starting to see how shit the episode was
soon

That's the Dragonbinder, which he found in Valyria, the Kraken horn is one of the Heirlooms of house Greyjoy. Euron is the only Greyjoy in living memory to make it work.

>dead Starks rising from their graves attacking people in the Crypts
>Horn of Winter nowhere to be found
>Jon Snow is a targaryen, not a Dayne
yeah fuck this shit

>kingslayer
>ends up killing the Night King
WHY CAN'T IT BE THIS UNIVERSE

Dany cant even swing a sword. Go back to plebbit

unironically fuck you if you think that seriously how stupid can you be

NO GOY DON'T CRITICIZE IT NO

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new

better than dabid

>before the fellowship, aids Gandalf and the in the search for the ring.
>despite knowing the heirs of Isuildr have been attacked and killed since the fall of arnor, he does this
>aids the ringer bearer to Rivendell and up until departure.
>valuable advisor to Theoden and leader during the battle of Helms Deep.
>during Minas Tirith, cuts off Enemy reinforcements and reinforces the defenders, routing the enemy.
>No actual ghosts in the book come to the city
>knowing Frodo’s still fucked even with the one army destroyed, he unites the remaining forces of men under him, and marches out to meet Saurons army’s and challenge him openly
>he does this knowing the only way to clear Mordor of its remaining forces is challenging the proud Sauron openly as the Heir to Isuildir, something he can’t and won’t ignore
>his diversion works, helping to destroying Sauron
>he rules a revived arnor+Gondor in a new era of prosperity

Saying Aragorn just waited for better men is retarded. He was instrumental as a leader and figure in destroying Sauron in the story. Most of the dues ex machinas are Jackson’s creations.

That would've been good old unpredictable Game of Thrones for once

yikes

Bend the knee

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epic

You can solve Game of Thrones with these quotes:

Old Nan: "Don't listen to it, crows are all liars."

Ned Stark: "He who passes the sentence should swing the sword."

Petyr Baelish: "I did warn you not to trust me"

i bet you prefer alcohol and morphine to psychedelics

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Then it's TREASON

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great job retards

>A flashback with all other characters calling him Kingslayer starts: Catelyn, Robb, Karstark, Ned, Jon, Robert, Brienne
>Then his sword starts to bright and he reveals as Azor Ahai. The Night King try to stab him but Night King Spear break into 1 million ice fragments. Jaime parry him and stab in the back just like Aerys and says:
>KINGSLAYER, THEY CALL ME KINGSLAYER

That is how this version of Game of Thrones would end.
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Nor could any monarch of Europe with only a few exceptions. Since when does a monarch have to fight and prove himself in battle? Military leaders are always the worst politicians.

my fucking friend always says "it didn't hurt anyone" or the worst line "I just turn my brain off"

the battle of Winterfell is biggest crap I have ever seen on tv

He becomes the drowned god in Aeron's vision, all Davy Jones and shit.

the cringe

That tells me he’s a more skilled writer then Martin. Quantity /=/ quality. If that was the case IT by Stephen King would be a masterpeace of English literature.

In fact Martin should take a few keys from Tolkien. Feast of Crows and Dance of Dragons did not need to be two fucking books.

lol

>Daenerys hatched dragons
She walked into a funeral pyre. That was crazy and stupid and lots of other Targaryens got themselves killed doing very similar things.

When the WW attacked Jon on the coast at HH. His "natural spooky ice aura" was able to quell the fire as he walked towards Jon. Not sure if because of that particular WW or the NK but it was demonstrated.

Shit load of good it did him as he died 10 seconds later.

Come to think it, if I were some retarded normie I'd probably argue with people about the NK/Arya debacle by specifically pointing to this scene as the lieutenant WW followed a similar path as his King.

>IE WW is able to survive direct contact with fire and then dies to Valyrian Steel.

Thankfully I'm only an autistic screecher retard and not a normie retard.

feminist magic

>Nor could any monarch of Europe
Only someone trying to post in an archived bread could be dumber than you are.

>i love love
what a shitty name

GRRM already explained why Feast and Dance are two books. It had to do with the book binding and the fact that Dance continues both halfes after two thirds of the book.

Feast and Dance are also his best books. You are just someone that didn't read any of the books.

Did work though.

it's depressing than NPCs think that

Finish the books you fat fuck!!!!!!!

BOW USURPERS

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Look, if you can unironically call Jon Snow a better character then Aragorn while not seeing Jon is a poor mans Aragorn then I don’t know what to tell you. That’s just fucking retarded

That doesn't make trying it any less crazy.

I read both. they’re not that good user. They’re alright. And like I said, maybe Martin could learn to finish his narrative before he dies if he took some cues from Tolkien.

>The battle between a mercenary army and the remnants of the north is bigger than the apocalypse

DABID

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Let's say none of the rest of the episode changed except this. How would you have reacted?

so he is badass

euron will switch sides to fuck dany because why fuck 1 queen when you can fuck 2

obssesed, some manlet with bigger cock fucked your gf?

Bend over

he's absolutely right tho

Is there any chance we will ever see the "outlines" given to D&D by GRRM?