Would Yea Forums bang Sarah Silverman if you had to listen to her commie gobbledygook for 6 hours

Would Yea Forums bang Sarah Silverman if you had to listen to her commie gobbledygook for 6 hours.

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I would bang her if I could go back in time and be the first jewish producer to do it when she was 12 years old

I would listen to it for 2 hours but I would have to tap out after that point unless she looked me in the eye and promised me she would sit on my face and snap my neck with those thighs and then I would b dead

Without hesitation. Hell, I'd bang her WHILE she was spewing commie gobbledygook.

based and high testosterone
cringe and low testosterone

I would like to have sex with and impregnate her, and then leave town surreptitiously.

Yes, I would, I grew up in a liberal household so I'm used to suppressing my rage and her disgusting fridge body still appeals to me for some reason

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Yeah, especially if I can fuck her multiple times.

based high verbal IQ poster

she is hairy af irl

yeah, I'm a touchless wizard and really good at spacing out in conversations about the things that don't interest me

Yes, unreservedly.

razors exist you know

>surreptitiously
Norm?

im a virgin so id basically do anything to get laid with a woman who isn't a prostitute

Deep down she just wants some manly strongman to put her in her place and make her a wife and mother.

hot

Ive done way worse shit for pussy.

I would bang her so hard she would turn into ashes

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ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

You better shut that bitch up before I come fuckstart her head.

9/11

Only scat

In a heartbeat.

How is this a question?

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Better, if anything.

I don't bang fridges.

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I'm deaf so I'm basically immune.

What about 70s era actual communist Angela Davis?

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I would bang Larry Sanders tier Sarah Silverman. Not this old box shaped Silverman we have now

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absolutely fucking disgusting.

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She gained 25lbs for this role. She's got a nice body otherwise. You can tell.

She looks amazing for 48.

You sound like an acid toungued arab

Casting couch is for goyim...

I dunno, she has a pretty rancid list of guys she's dated. Not sure I'd want to stick my dick where some of those others have.

It's from the opening scene of Way of the Gun you fucking zoomer brainlet.

I wouldn't piss on that bitch if she was in the oven burning.

Is that an offer?

The person you're replying to is quoting Norm you fallible individual.

don't be rude to me

Explain to the folks at home who Sarah Silverman is

a jew

Whou wouldn't? She seems the kind of woman who, while not super hot, is a really good and kinky fuck.

I would love to marry her and have to deal with her incessant jewish nagging and bitching every day, constantly belittling me for my beliefs and ridiculing me for not sharing her ideologies. Then at night I would fuck her so viciously I wouldn't be able to look at her or myself until the next afternoon

You mean would Yea Forums lay down on top of Sarah Silverman if they had to listen to her commie gobbledygook for 6 hours?

no, she's like 60 years old.

You don't know jewish women very well.

t. jewish man

why is this even a question when there is no answer but yes

I'd let niggers rape my ass for a chance to hear her thighs in tights flexing through skype

how about 1 hour but I fuck her sister instead while sarah watches and abuses me verbally?

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>implying I don't agree with her

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She’s hotter than a two dollar pistol.

>Sarah bitching about how you're not enough for her sister while you're balls deep

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Kevin Brennan took her virginity.

Look at mre touched photos, she is a nasty hairy beast

same man

Nice

I would bang Sarah Silverman from the Star Trek: Voyager 2-part episode "Future's End."

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i dont care for what she says i just think she is cute

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Oh yeah

No, but there's plenty of commie actresses where I gladly would. Sarah is just right under that threshold, though.

stop my penis can only get so erect

Actually looks really fucking good for a 48 year old yenta

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all that neanderthal dna really fucked up this one

Hey Mike!

i'm more into younger, nicer, blonde fridges

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no
Jew pussy is full of aids and chlamydia

Reminder jewish women view goyim like animals so a goy fucking her will make her really happy because its like beastiality to her which all women like. You just know jew girls love to think about goy men raping them.

>her face when she sees your pp

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> I once served Chloe at a seafood restaurant up in Maine.
> She ordered the snow crab and when I brought it out I realized she didn't have a little hammer or a pair of crab crackers
> Chole responded " That's ok I don't need them"
> I walked to the back for a bit before I heard a loud bang and then screaming.
> I rushed out to see several patrons bleeding and crying around loved ones.
> It looked as if a crab bomb went off. Crab shrapnel littered the restaurant. People trying desperately to stop the bleeding on those that were still alive.
> Just then another loud bang rang out and I was knocked off my feet. I looked through the haze of butter in my eyes.
> I see Chole using her gargantuan hands to smash and tear at the crab. I look to my left and see the hostess clutching her neck as a crab claw has severed her jugular.
> I look up to the ceiling and then Chloe appears over me empty plate in hand and she only says one word that still haunts me to this day.

> "MORE"!

>Would Yea Forums bang Sarah Silverman if you had to listen to her commie gobbledygook for 6 hours.

I would fuck her right in the tuchus.

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Can it be Sarah Silverman from 20 years ago?

there's no reason that had to be a greentext, it reads terribly like that
>putting a space after the >
what the fuck is wrong with Yea Forums

Banging Jews is a crime against nature and nature's God.

yes

t.incel

That's copypasta user.

She's closing in on menopause so it's going to be a moot point soon.

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>ywn be louis using your tom snyder connections to JO in front of the silverman gals
THIS SUCKS ASS

>women's vaginas close with menopause
there's a decrease in attractiveness, but it isn't instantaneous

Only if she said FUCK ME IN THE TUCHUS over and over in her Vannellope Von Schweetz voice.

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I wouldn't even if she was a mute.

Hot damn, she look so fucking delicious here.

a see a nose job between 'em

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I think she the type with HUEG flaps and gaping hole, so it would be better just to wank

g-ddamn i want those khazar milkers in my mouth