OMG! Nothing happens, ok this based, this is deep!

No, OP is just trying to b8

both retards on the chands and dits are upmost losers when it comes to "slow movies". they BOTH think they are in the more right of a circle.
honestly they dont add anything

>if you don't like slow paced shit you must like super heroes
Lol based bots, always replying with the same shit

If you thought the witch was uneventful you would hate pic related

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i dont even know what im allowed to like anymore

OP probably can't even read that text without his ADHD zoomer brain spasming mid sentence

>w-what? You don't like this 2 hour boring film? YOU MUST BE A CAPESHITER!

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But there's something happening from the first frame right up until the frame though?
I mean there's a scene of a fucking literally grinding a baby into paste in the first 5 minutes, that doesn't count as something happening?

2001: A Space Odyssey
Solaris
Stalker
The Holy Mountain
Blade Runner
Blade Runner 2049
The Man From Earth

Those are all good slowkinos

Boring is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching.
What you find boring others can find riveting and vice versa.

Some people are immensely bored by Marvel flicks literally not being able to finish them, some of them think they are just pure fun.
Get better arguments

The Man from Earth is the ultimate pleb detector.
It's for people who feel "smart" after watching it without realising how fucking atrocious it is.
It's like a bad cheesy B movie from the 90s. The only redeeming factor is the intriguing backstory, literally every other film element is utter dogshit (yes, even the script)

From the mexican telenovela like acting, generic stock soundtrack, no character development, no actual dialogue just a long exposition Q&A throughout, constant boring back to back camerawork, no use of the one room, non existent lighting, a side love story pulled out of the ass, most cliche character traits, literally everything. I had to look up twice that it actually was from 2007, not early 90s.
This shit shouldn't even be a movie, it should be a book or a play. Or given to some other director because Richard Schenkman doesn't even know what a director is.
Just look at any other movie in his profile, everything is a meme (pic related)

And don't tell me they had no budget, 200 000$ is not small budget for this kind of movie. There are far superior movies with half the budget of that.
This movie has no artistic value whatsoever. It is just an excuse to make money from the story.
You will never see a renowned director admire this movie because there is nothing to admire except the concept.

Just try to compare this movie to let's say 12 Angry Men, both set in one room. The difference is almost laughable.

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honest question. in terms of art, why do people hate what they don't understand? personally speaking, I find the process of wrapping my head around a foreign concept exhilarating.

>caring about what you're allowed to like
I'm starting to think this is b8
this

Slower paced scenes are needed for complete immersion and convincing world building.

Wait, what? 2 hours is considered long? I understand 3 hours but 2 hours? Gtfo of here.

thats exhilarating to you? you are someone who i would not spend time with if the most mundane shit make you act like an annoying faggot.
i dont even want to imagine actually spending time with you and you spazzing out over everything because its obvious you never do anything

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that's pure kino, though.

...

will OP ever recover

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But it is true in actuality. If you don't like slow paced shit you must like super heroes.

FINDS

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Time is a flat circle when you are watching a snoozefest.

atleast post the complete version

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this hurts the discordtranny

Did I say nothing happened? Learn to read, bot

That's the butthurt reddit version tho. It's nonsensical and doesn't adhere to the categories

I like being challenged when it comes to art. if you just want to be coddled with tired tropes and recoil if (god forbid) a director wants to further the medium by being creative then don't let me stop you.

Don’t forget wandshit

>holy shit! I've never seen a plot like this! It deserves an academy award!

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>omg omg! So much gore! THIS IS ART!

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