** Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey**

** Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey**

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>movie came out when I was 5
>complete and utter sexual awakening, probably never found a woman hotter than my 5 year old self seeing Nicole Kidman in Batman Forever
>first wet dream at 7 years old, where I was in a gazebo and humped the SHIT out of a adult blonde model’s leg (normal sized adult getting her leg humped by a child), before I ‘peed in a weird way that felt really good’
Thanks for jumpstarting my puberty, Nicole

This is the third best Batman film ever made After Batman (1989) and Batman Returns (1992).

agreed

MY POWER
MY PLEASURE
MY PAIN

tfw nicole kidman in this film was my sexual awakening

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lol you didn't bust when you were 7, you actually pissed yourself

I love everything about this movie. Especially Riddler aestetics with those sparkly question marks and stuff. Then again, Nicole was the gem.

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Spice and Sugar were great as well.

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this bit is always gonna make me think of that Shameless episode with the one based sex addict who was fucking to this song and singing each line with a thrust

the pacing was off in this movie, it should have been longer desu

don't they just have dry orgasms? i feel like this is the best possible place to ask

Yea I used to have dry orgasms when I was like 11. No way this dude actually busted at that age, he just pissed his bed.

meant for

OY VEY IT'S BOILING ACID!

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This. Burton nailed the German expressionist Gotham but Schumacher took it to a new lurid height of camp.

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what the fuck is "the grey" and how can roses kiss you, whether they are from "the grey" or anywhere else?

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Google "A Chase of Mistaken Identity"

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BF had the best Robin suit we'll ever get and is the only movie that got superhero culture right.

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>what the fuck is "the grey"

Water

Also a roses "kiss" is a nipping from its thorns

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>comes to the scene of a terrorist attack
>immediately forgets her job and starts fantasizing about fucking batman

women everyone

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>the grey is water
>water is blue

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Lyrics are wrong. user is a spastic.

>1994 - Cameron Diaz in The Mask
>1995 - Nicole Kidman in Batman Forever
>1996 - Kelly Macdonald in Trainspotting

my pre-pube dick couldn't handle living in the 90s

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Jesus fucking Christ!

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DELETE THIS

what the fuck is superhero culture

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Kim Basinger was the hottest Batman chick

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Time is cruel holy shit

Well that and plastic surgery.

>Kim Basinger
>hottest anything
I don't find Nicole Kidman particularly attractive, but Basinger is really not pretty. She's weird looking in a Darryl Hannah kind of way, but not attractive like her.

This scene may have created my bondage fetish

>those attempts to make her young and beautiful in Aquaman

I can't believe anyone tried to say that effect was good

I clapped.

>last name is Kid Man
>is actually a Hag Crone

intredasting

THANK YOU. Basinger is like a mutant cross between Kathleen Turner and Bridgette Wilson

Real life superheroes.

it's "grave", not "grey"
though the latter could work as a poetic analogy/symbolism

Roses don't have thorns.

Miss me with that gay shit

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i bet fallon is gay

>average body
>face retouched to hell
Yeah, nah, YOU are the gay