Hey peter parker, wanna do some /ss/?

I absolutely would

What's with the lewd threads with her lately?
My dick's starting to get a little stiff around Mrs. Larson

Kys you fucking negroid

How so?

they're both not conventionally sexy to me, more like hot teachers

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I see that. The teacher works good for Brie. I can see Jenna being a friends best friend. Or something that would make you feel dirty for her.

Anyone got a link for watching Captain Marvel? I wasn't paying attention to release dates and thought it would be out on BRrip before End Game was in theaters.

>actually browsing this shithole for free
lmao

Hop on, Peter

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Hot

It's nice that the Russos remembered one of the cardinal rules of Marvel: bitches love Spider-Man.

Made for BBC

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>hey user, want me to sneak you into an R-rated movie?

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She's hot with short hair. I kinda have a thing for dike cuts though.

what was happening in this scene?

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she sounds so flirty when she says this, made me frisky tbqh

hnnng

in what world is this not conventionally sexy? she’s an attractive blond woman with large tits. jesus. go outside more

because she isn't the hottest actreess i've seen. if anything she's a middling 6 in the celebrity world that CAN be an 8

whats ss?

The part where Mantis startles Peter and he squeels "DON'T PUT YOUR EGGS IN ME" is literally the cutest part in all of MCU.

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A lot of you obviously have never been laid or interacted with women on a regular basis.
Nothing about the tone or inflection of her voice suggests she is flirting with Spiderman.

pokemon sword & shield

>would you fuck a big titted movie star
no because i have the power of christ and anime on my side

Starting strength?

nazis

she is conventionally attractive though, her facial features are normatively hot & she has a nice body. unconventionally hot would be like sally hawkins or björk

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she doesn't have big boobies, bro

based chaste user

seething chestlet

Sissy sluts

it's literally the flirtiest way she could have delivered the line without being completely blatant

>when one single scene almost salvages Marvel's character
Shame nothing will come out of it, MCU is missing real mommykino.

I doubt Brie has ever been with a proper man. She probably got this role from licking Kathleen Kennedy's asshole

Or Igers

I got the weirdest boner in the theater during this scene

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It's weird how a fucking haircut fixes so much of her character.

"friendly" is a better way to put it.
"heyyyy petter parker

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and blatant to everyone in the audience, which obviously wouldn't be allowed. the line had a more subtle and subdued flirtiness to it, which, intentional or not, lots of people picked up on.

Imagine being a phoneposter trying to fit in this hard.

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Bumpers

That moment goes to when Ant-Man first meets everyone in Civil War and says Scarlet Witch is great and you can see her smile in the background.

youtube.com/watch?v=GjDjlGrIPp0

at 0:28

>uhhhh hi miss marvel! I got dees for you!
>dees?
>DEES NUTS
Thats how a real 16 year old would speak because that joke was still funny pre snap

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>DEEZ NUTZ
>Peter puts the gauntlet on
>*snap* I wish this bitch grow an ass

It was a very weird line delivery but it was one of the most memorable moments of the movie for me. I didn't see Captain Marvel but just with that she left an impression.

soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck
When will the mcu adapt this storyline?

I literally jerk off to her daily

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Don't fight it user, it can be fun to be problematic once in a while

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