>goes to watch Avengers: Endgame with you
>buys the biggest drink available to have it last the whole movie
>drinks half of it during the ads before the film has even begun
>the rest goes down within the first hour
>during the second hour, you can see her squirming uncomfortably in her seat beside you
>as the film approaches its climax, she leans in and whispers in your ear
>"I really, really need to pee right now"
What would you do, Yea Forums?
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Stand up, find OP and kick him in the dick.
Open my mouth
Kek
Join her to the bathroom and, depending on how many people are there, she can potentially pee in my mouth, but we'll have to do it in an empty stall and very quickly.
An otherwise cute idea.
/thread
Next please.
kek
reddit movie
How to find a girl that isn't grossed out by this and actually wants to do it??
Say “I wanna C U P cos you are a Q T”
Communication.
Once you have a more established level of understanding and familiarity you'll discuss this kind of stuff. Oddly enough, my ex was the one who asked me what I thought about pee stuff.
She was into candle wax too, very odd person.
There are people out there who absolutely would want you to drink their pee, and vice versa, don't worry.
I pause the movie because I pirated it. Then proceed to let her pee in my mouth
Just pressure her into it
Fuck her on the toilet and let her sqquirt all over me. the only answer
>paying to see your own movie
LMAO
nice
lewd
Sex with brie would be literally the hottest hatefuck ever
do you think she has the same fungus in her snatch?
>fart loudly (as in earth shattering fart)
>she pees herself
>audience starts clapping
>the end
>get your dick out so I can pee all over it, incel, NOW
ok
Tyler Shields?
>that's a good little lap dog
more brie femdom captions
WHY CAN'T SHE LEAVE US ALONE
It's too late, you dirty little boy. I'm in your head now.
hello goddess
user you have to go outside if you want a date
no I don't
>shut up and start sucking on that clit you dirty little incel
why of course.
>try to escort her to the restrooms
>they are closed for cleaning
>she defeatedly waddles back to the theather and spends the last hour in her seat in agony
>once the credits role we rush back to my house
>she doesn't even have time to close the bathroom door or sit down before she empties her bladder like a water hose letting out an embarrasingly loud moan
Damn, OP how'd you know my kink?
BASED and REDPILLED
Would suck on my wife's toes if they we're like Brie's
BASED
What if she doesn't make it and wets her pants?
Yes Goddess
>not just peeing yourself in the seat and making the wageslave jannies clean it up
She's been doing that promotion all day just imagine the smell.
All hail brie
I get down and put my head up her skirt, clamp my mouth securely round the pusy, and allow her to relieve herself
>it's a Brie makes another thread about how much she wants to fuck incels episode
das hot too
make the chain shorter so she can't reach the bathroom
Based Brie
>I like what you're thinking user, but there's a lot of dirty little pervs in this thread
>I might have to pee on all of you, IF you're lucky
this cunt should do some femdom shit if this whole capeshit thing doesn't work out
Here’s a grills opinion in her. Might have to dump her now. Btw she’s Asian not white.
>mfw brie is reading this right now
You're here, aren't you, you sanctimonious bitch?
Enjoying it too, I bet. Keep fingering that wet pussy Mrs. Hollywood.
I'd ram my tiny 6.5" cock right up that ass
Do you think she has a piss fetish?
Probably
How did she get the role
Without a shadow of a doubt. That bitch is all kinds of messed up.
>lay on the floor so I can squat on your unworthy little cock, pervert
g-guys I thought this was a television & film board
y-y-y-yes ma'am...
did more pics leak from this shoot?
Imagine Brie Larson riding your dick while she's peeing
You'd like more pics, huh? I ain't giving you any till you make my ass red like this dress, incel
Start spanking NOW, lest I change my mind
haha imagine if she wet those sweat pants they wouldn't dry for hours and they would grow heavy with her urine she'd be humiliated
Rumor has it she's a dirty girl. Doesn't change her pants for days and then stays at home to sniff them.
we have to go bigger
lol my fiancee went to see Cpt Marvel on Monday. When she got home she got drunk and went on a 2 hour rant about how terrible it was in almost every way and how I would've hated it.
Unfortunately because of this she burnt the tomato soup she was making so we just had grilled cheese sammies instead. Then she jerked me off while telling me which of her nieces I should fuck and I told her how bad I want to suck her oldest sisters titties.
Thx for reading I hope this was slightly based in some respect.
What would Brie think if she knew there are at least 10 threads about her each day
No seriously. What is her obsession with incels?
>implying she doesn't make some of those
is it that easy to get yous
>lay in front of me, incel, we're doing it right here right now
>I don't care about these people, let them watch, let them salivate with envy
Mwahahahah
Hilarious how they practically cut her out of the whole movie when she was supposed to be massively popular
>mfw I cum within the first minute
Ew
She likes to pretend to be a goody two-shoes, but is in fact a commanding sex craved bitch.
You can see it in the Chris Hemsworth interview.
A criminal mastermind that spends hours flicking the bean to these hate threads when she's home and the cameras aren't rolling.
Incels are her favorite.
I wouldn't last 10 seconds with Brie on my dick
Germany
that's sad, bro
Stop exposing me or I'll be forced to tie you up, pee on you, stroke your little cock between my tits and ass, and then immediately stop when you're just about to come
you monster...
Not same one but still
Laugh in her face
strange that a british tabloid is the source of all these pics
I imagined her saying with the same voice she does on 6:37.
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>literally says I'm gonna pee my pants
wew lad
She was hot in that movie
based, redpilled, spbp'd and kino
Oof!
Right in the Infinity Stones!
time to fap
>Ok
>Ok
>Ok
>Ok
>Ok
>Plz no I need to hear moovi
>Ok
Ok.
based and sammiepilled (formerly underageharempilled)
she can PISS and SHIT in my mouth and use me as her TOILET every day.
I love it
more brie, need to fap.
Edgar Wright:
>you want the part missie, you'll have to do something mischievous for me first
>say no more senpai
>More Brie
>Need to fap
Tell her to just piss on the floor like I always do.
They got people to clean that shit.
>come sit next to me user
>lets take pictures of the water
These thots will do everything in their power to look ""artistic""
Brikini brie best brie.
Women have to be autistic, I mean...bad art is bad art and women should be art.
She's an autist, for sure. Explains everything.
I will only take pictures of the water that comes out from between your legs.
>She's an autist
No, unless it's the worst kind there ever was.
I like autists.
Based.
I see she has taken shoe inspiration from RDJ
Depends on the day I guess. Sometimes she wants to pee on you, other times she wants to play Mario Kart.
>She wants to sex on you
Excuse me, do I look like I want to hear your leftist values you evil little fucker, your always here.
Do they pay you well my guy?
She tries her best to appear tall but is still a womanlet.
Karen Gillan mogs them all.
Not hard, to be fair.
Kek, I haven't been in one of these threads in a few days, but I liked the pee angle OP was presenting so I joined.
If you find me a way to make bank out of this I'll be thankful.
>Make bank out of this
Son.
I'd ask Disney but I'm scared they'll zap my mind with one of their MIB machines.
Guess I'll have to find a new hobby.
briekini
I just do it out of general love for Brie
>I'd ask
Fucking idiot, do it man send the email ask them straight up if you can shill for her on Yea Forums using your high level autisim and giving a resume of all your past threads you were active in.
Then make a fucking thread about it, be a legend.
Might as well let the thread die, user. It already reached it's climax a few posts above.
It was a pleasure brieposting with you though.
She cute
>General love for Brie
The cheese?
The actor? why? is this like Ginger Snaps? when you saw her at the right age and were like oh shit lets go r eddit?
based
fucking cringe
>do it man send the email ask them straight up if you can shill for her on Yea Forums using your high level autisim and giving a resume of all your past threads you were active in.
Imagine that for a second.
It would be undoubtedly kino but even I wouldn't stoop that low.
Wonderful idea though, and I wouldn't mind seeing it documented if anyone else wants to try.
>why?
Don't know. I just find her extremely cute and can't stop thinking about her. Probably brain damage from all the shitposting when Cpt Marvel and Endgame came out
Brie looks like Realistic Barbie doll.
Yeah, it's the same for me. Plus, we gotta keep things balanced. You don't want it to sway too much in one direction.
I'm kinda sick of these threads though, it's monotonous as hell. Think I'm gonna keep the brieposting to my imagination and try my luck with something new.
unironically? use fetlife
>Imagine that
But you can do it user, for all of us.
>Cute
I have no idea what that means anymore, thank you.
>Me in the left finding for something I will never find
Fucking based as fuck my man
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Let her go?
Absolutely disgusting.
Oh come on, user. She's pretty cute.
I don't care about the political rhetoric, I just wanna take her out on a date or sth.
But I think this board has to drop the subject already, it's beating a dead horse.
Would love to get back to discussing kino but there isn't any in 2019.
this. why would you not do this?
>I think she is cute
I can't fix that.
>Lets do other stuff
Oh I am, I am.
we just need a /brie/ general
Please make a general, a few more desperate posts and I can actually make a template.
>Have sex
>With me
very based and very very redpilled
>I can't fix that.
Well, you said you were good at pretending, so maybe try that.
>WoW
Can't into it anymore, took too much of my time. Gotta focus on other stuff.
Excited for that Chernobyl HBO series in the meantime though.
I did a few days ago but apparently people prefer to create multiple threads about her instead
Sometime i dream that i am a teen girl and suddenly a little fox comes to me and tells me that it can fullfil any one wish i want but in exchange i have to become a magical girl and fight witches
Upon hearing this, i immediately wish with all my heart that every capeshitter dies the most horrific death possible while i rub my clit into oblivion with the sound of their dying screams as a lubricant
It's my favourite dream
I've been saying this for a long time, it's not difficult to do. Everybody will be able to hate on her/support her and normal people will be left in peace.
I think it's dying down though, the Brieposting. Give it 2-3 more weeks tops, if that.
Now that's the brand of sharp wit I come here for
>I think it's dying down though, the Brieposting. Give it 2-3 more weeks tops, if that.
I don't know about that, I think I have seen more Brie threads these days after endgame came out than before. But I suppose there is only so much brieposting you can do before there is nothing left to talk about
ITT: youtube.com
Literally.
I think as the press dies down so will the brieposting. She's gonna do a few post-Endgame interviews and some anons will be prompted by that, but it'll pass quickly.
There probably won't be a Captain Marvel 2, so until that happens, I don't think anyone will care enough to post anymore.
The classic white girl ass
There will definetly be a Captain Marvel 2 if the first made over a billion
>Pretending to change someones will
You can't do that.
>WoW
My guy, we gotta finish what we start.
I gotta get that ashbringer.
This is what I find cute.
It doesn't always work like that. CM made a billion only because it was attached to the most hyped movie of the year. That won't happen with a potential CM 2. If anything, it's gonna get worse reviews and actually lose money.
The MCU is officially dying after Endgame anyways.
Well, she is.. interesting. Not sure if cute is the word I'd use but she looks like a straightforward young lady.
>we gotta finish what we start
I'll think about it. Might wanna invest in a life support system before that.
This bitch is sitting on her back, man.
Not too bad desu.
>Life support system for that
You have enough time to do what you need to do and nothing more, that's why I am stabbing zombies and happy and you are ....whatever you currently are.
I can't follow that path with you user. I am officially employed by day and come here to shitpost with whatever little energy I have during the night (yes, different time zones).
I'll consider the proposition though. You can never have enough ashbringers.
But imagine if the Ashbringer peed on you?
h-hot
>incels think a woman missing the climax of a capeshit movie is a genuine crisis
If it was me? I wouldn't lean into the corrupted ashbringer unless I knew what it was and who might want it.
Sometimes being dumb is smart too
Maybe I was Mograine in disguise.
Be seeing you out on the fields.
>The fields
Ok.
Kek. Just let her do thang into da cup. What goes out just coming back Y’know ???
>What would you do, Yea Forums?
Explain quietly to the best of my ability where I assume the female rest room to be located.
fpwabp (first post was almost best post)
spbp
>goes to watch Avengers: Endgame with you
I'd prefer to go alone desu I don't wish to experience the discomfort of other people's company when I'm trying absorb the cumulative highlight of over 10 years of cinematographic brilliance.
You won't be making silly faces when I'm slaying you on them Azeroth corn fields boy.
/thread
>I'd drink her pee in the middle of the cinmea
Leave some for the rest of us Chad.
Do you know how it works when girls (female) pee? She would get it everywhere except in the cup, incel.
>When I'm slaying (You)
Excuse me bitch, 1v1 me chinkdale level 1 undead warriors now.
no you like faggots that pretend to be autists
Who are we kidding, nobody on Yea Forums has ever seen a girl pee in real life.
Based.
>What would you do
Ask for Elizabeth Olsen instead
It works if you put it right up on the urethra hole. A bottle is better though.
>chinkdale
You got it. I'll be waiting for you in 12 months when you've finally gotten to level 3.
I have. it's not all it's cracked up to be
See you fags around.
Sorry but no.
bye brieanon, thanks for the pics and piss and all that.
Make sure she wears a diaper beforehand haha
So i was at the movies the other day and i said can I have a coke and this bitch behind the counter says we dont have coke we have pepsi no she said is pepsi okay and i said if i wanted a coke if i wanted a pepsi i wouldve ask asked for a coke
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Which one of them would you rather have pee on you during sex?
>When you are level 3
I'm level 4.
>Pretend autists.
I ran this through my ps2 for you.
>guzzles down an entire 64 oz drink before the movie is over
i obviously buy her another to further the architects grand plan
Her seat will be SOAKED
bump based peepee thread
unironically the most based and redpilled post on this entire board right now
if a girl likes you she'll literally do almost anything you want
anal, pee on you, let you pee on her, fucking foot fetish shit, costumes, wigs, weird sex roleplaying that only two people who've been dating for years would ever understand, stuff like that
if you can't talk a woman into this kind of thing, you're either a total beta or she's an unreasonable bitch
you really on need to like impress her parents and watch garbage woman movies with her to make her feel like she owes you
>watch garbage woman movies with her to make her feel like she owes you
This is the only point you're wrong on. You force her to watch what YOU like and indoctrinate her mentally and physically to adhere to each and every one of your tastes.
But yes, you can dip your toes by watching their gay cartoonshit or whatever the first few weeks. Just don't keep doing that. Make them watch that shit with their girlfriends.
t. someone who is marrying a virgin mormon who is now drinking and has been fucking me premaritally and lives out any sick fantasy I feel like having.
Point taken, but I'd say you went wrong letting her drink.
You are possibly right on that, which I've thought about. It does make her more pliable but it's a risk. Fortunately she only drinks when I allow her to and monitor her, at least thus far.
Have her to be slightly drunk when she does that, a lot of girls pee on the street when they are drunk, start joking like "ooh I'm going to drink it" or something familiar.
I discovered my ex had pee fetish when I was chilling on the toilet, looking at the phone while talking with her when she was taking a shower, she came out of the shower, sat on top of my lap and started peeing and laughing.
Based and yellowpilled.
Based madokafag.
>get on your knees
>pull down her pants and panties
>put your lips around her pusy
>she starts peeing in your mouth
GOD
your fiancee's a cuck mate, godspeed
well she wants to fuck them too so maybe but idk
Tell her to pee in my mouth so she don't have to mess the floor.
You're making me fucking horny you cunt.
Get on my knees before her seat and open my mouth. I'm not into pee stuff, but I'd do it for her
Based & redpilled
more please?