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Good Afternoon Alitans
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Hello new bread, please be healed by anons finding out they met each other, and Arita!
>hon hon hon, un nouveau pain
Are we going to make it to 405 with the Eurofags and New Mexico screenings?
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This is for you
>Dubs get free kissus from Alita.
Great! I hope you're doing well. Some people thought the ending was a cheap cop-out that cemented Spider as a Gary-Stu but I liked it.
What's up with the gremlin in a freezer with chocolate? Does this have something to do with the movie? Trailers made me skip it.
Let us light a candle for the concussed user who is in hospital
Bless this thread with Holy GETs, free /healings/, and free /repairs/.
Thats fukin great
I knew it was a great day to post
It's a cute chibi version of the original manga character which the movie is based upon.
ALITA IS FOR LEWD
ALITA WANTS TO DO LEWD THINGS WITH YOU
How much recoil was there in that fucking thing if getting hit with the scope would give your a concussion?
>Funny_Arabs_and_Americans_shooting_T-Rex_gun.mp4
Everyone ITT is based as hell
The gremlin lookin' gal is just some mascot we kinda adopted, over the months. And yes in the movie chocolate is her favorite food As well as oranges
Its worth the watch user, when a good rip releases. If you interested this is the best rip we have so far. :)
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Pray for VA
Incel
Fuck how did I not realize she's in a freezer
I’m sorry VA I hope you feel better soon
I manage, been a rough month with lots of overtime but those trains ain't going to build themselves.
Hope you're doing fine!
Yeah it was a little offputting at first but it grew on me and looking back on Transmetropolitan and reading it a second time it works really good.
Singles get nose boops.
Hello new bread
Please be healed by various facial expressions
I thought it was that room her mind is presented with before accepting to be tuned
Looks like I get a kissu too
cute
Mine is on my desk at work
Have you moved onto a new comic or graphic novel?
gib kissu
gib stencil
>still no licks from pupper after burrito most wholesome smile
boo!
This is really cute user
It’s a good reminder. Wherever any of us are, no matter the distance, we’re always together because of all this
It left a deep gash in her forehead I can tell you that.
t.user who owns the rifle that concussed her
Had to literally /heal/ her. She wasn’t stressing about it but it was pretty bad
Explain second row middle pic pls.
Smooch smooch
like what?
I was touching her panzer kunst
Alita caught mid-expression explaining to Ido that she might need to be in another fight to find out more about who she really is
Reminder for eurofags: You can still watch Alita in 3D:
Berlin: Until May 5th, daily screenings at UCI luxe - Mercedes Benz Berlin at 22:00
Utrecht, Netherlands: Daily until at least May 8th
Unsure if 2D or 3D: Southern Germany:
Neufahrn: Su., May 5th 10:30
Kaufbeuren: May 10 and 11 at 20:30
Open air Sommerkino in Cologne: 18th of May. With available lounge seats and food/drink service. Already some Twitter-guys traveling there from other cities in Germany for a picnic.
Norwayfags trying to get an exta Imax screening, but no news yet.
CONSENSUAL SEX
First answer is more convincing.
DELET
oops wrong one
Can't wait to watch Alita in fucking German.
HAHA YES
I remember when everything was dubbed in Germany, but isn't it more the norm that they sub things now?
I don't think I've ever heard of a movie where fans are actively trying to get it back in theaters
do you remember?
It happens sometimes but usually it's like a 25th anniversary thing or whatever
Pucker up, buttercup.
The flicker burning
You know the time is runnin', runnin' out
Only I see
All the diamonds, diamonds breaking down
I won't stay quiet, I won't stay quiet
'Cause staying silent's the same as dying
I won't stay quiet, the flicker's burning low
This is not a, this is not a
SWAN
SWAN SONG
This is not a, this is not a
SWAN
SWAN SOOONG
We just gotta, we just gotta hold on tonight
This is not a, this is not a swan song, swan song
Swan dive
Yeah, ITS A NEW LIFE
What music would Rosalita dance to?
I don't know but here (France) very few theatres offer the dubbed version.
Take On Me - a-Ha
someone made a webm of Alita drawn like the music video but I can't post it because it has sound
No, I went back reading Sandman again. It was 10 years since my last reading.
What about you? Any recommendations?
I'm reading through /ourgirl/'s manga for the first time, actually. Still only a moviepleb
cringe
Stole a wholesome logo from Cobra Kai credits.
I hope you enjoy it! It's probably my favorite manga.
To be fair, Oslo film fans are pretty crazy. They camped out for up to three weeks for tickets to Return of the King, and put on a big costume show for the cast later. It's on the Return of the King behind-the-scenes documentaries if I recall correctly.
Viggo Mortensen turned up on the midnight preview: Here's news report on it: youtube.com
Maybe it needs a bit of correction
Personally I love Hard Boiled. Written by Frank Miller and drawn by Geof Darrow who also did concept art for the Matrix
Hello, friends. Hope you're all doing well today.
Here's a cute workout Alita with plenty of floof.
see
God her back and arm definition make me sweat nervously
>Hard Boiled
A guy in a Fallout-style future (pre-apocalypse) thinks he's an insurance fraud investigator or something but he was brainwashed and he's actually a Terminator-style cyborg sent to kill corporate rivals.
I'm actually pretty confident the newer Fallout games get a lot of their aesthetic from Geof Darrow but especially Hard Boiled.
>sweatpants Alita
damnit, I just changed this underwear!
fan art of workout Alita
This may be of interest to you.
>you will never botch brushing alita's hair until she gets annoyed and takes the brush from you so she can do it herself
yess it's so good
That sounds really cool. Definitely going to check it out, thanks user!
>the green shirt one
hnng
STOP POSTING PRIVATE PICTURES OF MY WIFE
These threads continue to find new and exciting ways to make me feel deep longing.
> are you okay?
No I’m not okay Alita I’m gonna pass out
how can she cute
ooh I found a high res version of the first image
>Open air Sommerkino in Cologne: 18th of May
And again on June 7th.
No worries, user - she'll catch you.
When I saw her do the one finger handstand in the trailer I knew that it was going to be a good adaptation
Berserker body is a thing of beauty. Her face is perfect. She could probably beat up the entire planet no trouble, but her face makes me want to do my best to protect her
This body is actually her civilian body that she uses after motorball
Why would a cyborg need to work out? She's just a big old hunk of junk, she ain't gonna get stronger doing that.
She's not weight lifting she's doing martial arts
That’s hot
I want cyborg waifus to be real now
They won't get any stronger by exercising, but it helps keep their joints limber and smooth.
Fuck yeah Iron City user, I grabbed some napkins too.
Just finished watching for the first time (thanks for the rip), it was surprisingly good.
they did a good job of keeping my attention and interest.
good characters, good story, good setting. better than most of the turds that hollywood shits out these days.
made me want to read the manga.
I’d ask if you guys would recommend the manga, but I have a feeling the answer is kind of obvious.
Someone was saying she had a cerebral hemorrhage, is that confirmed? I got the impression she was okay just after the fact.
The rips really don't do it justice. It was shot natively with 3D Imax cameras and the 3D looks superb, especially in big action scenes like the underground fight and the motorball tryout. There's nothing like seeing it in a theater.
First I heard it was a concussion and a 102 degree fever but then I heard it was a hemorrhage so idk
>trips of truth
even basic shots like this look really good
WHAT
side note: I love Alita's profile
It's just attention whoring and you all fell for it. You don't get a concussion from a rifle unless someone fucking clubs you with it or it's a 45-120 straight to your face. Anyone who shoots guns knows this. From what I heard it was a 308, which has little recoil to begin with. I'm glad he didn't get any of you killed. At least the FoCo anons know how to shoot. VA and his constant cries for sympathy are disgusting. He shouldn't be allowed in this thread.
Pretty sure that was a shitpost
Just a concussion and fever
She’ll be okay
Rent free
dedicating your life to give your offspring the best chances in life and a good childhood vs being a scared incel that is afraid to get a daughter
who's the real man here
Make way, I'm here for my kiss
I’m sad that I missed out.
I was planning on seeing it but I always decide to not leave the house at the last second.
I bet the whole city looked beautiful on a big screen. that whole scene when they were chasing her out of the motorball arena was kino and I’m not usually an action movie guy.
>he who smelt it, dealt it
Jerome confirmed for self-hating tranny. Same as "not gay" Larry Craig toe-tapping in the men's room.
Threadly reminder that Alita/Yoko is canonically responsible for the death of ~500k civilians (conservative estimate)
She's a mass murderer and war criminal and must stand trial
No. I've been following this thread since early ABAG. I've done more OC than most of you, but VA and his worshiping are a cancer that must be chemoed. The only reason why VA is here is because he's admittedly lonely and has no other mediums to get attention.
I stole your dubs, sorry. I’ll give you a kissu if you’d like.
She already stood trial
They cut her arms and legs off and threw her into the Earth's atmosphere from space
That was over 300 years ago, get over it
You sure user?
Holy dubs confirm you'll get a chance to see it, there are some showings still going in cheap theaters and there may be Imax showings later this month in some places.
I can't stand most blockbuster movies since the turn of the century, Alita was everything I thought I'd never see in a movie again and more.
Show us your OC
> be grill
> get more attention in male dominated spaces than other guys
> this makes some of the guys peanut butter and jelly of said grill
It’s almost as if this always happens in every group of everything
Grills will always have that advantage. So will namefags, specially here. Get over it. Embrace your gods or decay in the wasteland
The other LA anons at the shoot confirmed she got hit in the head and at least 5 other anons can confirm she's a girl.
Your only 'proof' is her voice and I don't even understand where that is coming from because I just think she sounds like Meg from the White Stripes.
I post it constantly on every thread
based simultaneous posting
ok this is some old OC to be fair
Where do you think that picture comes from?
This is the reason I've backed off a bit from these threads and stopped making OC
If you make a name and post enough content under it that you establish yourself as an individual then people will remember what you make instead of assuming you're like six different anons
That sucks but usually what I do is ignore it and interact with the anons that aren’t namefags and discuss something different. The namefags aren’t even on that much. 90% of the time it’s comfy. No need to run away.
No, I know for a fact he's a tranny. I was on the first meetup at the LA Experience. You can tell he's a guy right away. And he constantly nags about how tragic his life is and drama this and drama that. He also makes constant remarks on how he's a girl, almost like he has to remind himself. Everyone felt uncomfortable but no one said anything while he was there. The anons who saw me, VA included, know who I am. But none of them know my name so I'm in the clear. I would've loved to go to the second and third meet but knowing that VA would be there, I decided not to.
Did I not say I've been here forever?
>The namefags aren’t even on that much
Oh, they're on much - I suspect - but only put the name in when they're workshopping their OC
I still haven't read writeanon's and healanon's stories, because I'm focusing on finishing the manga. But I saved it all
Don't hate me for being a namefag.
I do like a lot of the namefag OC and I know it's natural to want to claim ownership of what we make. What annoys me is what that user said^ girls get attention just because they're girls. It's kind of pathetic if I take a step back and look at it and I don't want to be a part of it.
>ok this is some old OC to be fair
The filename is a unix timestamp meaning he downloaded it here. The faggot is lying.
Just because you're strong enough to shot an arrow through a bow doesn't mean you have the skill and hand-eye coordination/muscle memory to do it. It's all about stay limber and agile and locking combinations of effective moves.
I was at the LA experience too, can you remember who was on the team that won? Can you describe what we were wearing?
It’s a red pill user. Grills will always get attention, but that’s just how it is. I don’t hate the player, it’s just how the game is. If you want to stop participating that’s cool but you’ll miss out on some max comf
>Not watching in the original Martian
I don't know who any of these people are, nor is it difficult for me to mentally filter the few posts that sometimes mention them -- until it blows up and becomes the central topic once again. Aren't you guilty of the same thread derailing you accuse them of doing? Or rather than trying to assign blame, do you not see the futility of trying to control discussion on Yea Forums of all places?
They posted pictures of themselves - anyone can describe the outfits by just looking at the photos.
I heard she got AIDS and is also pregnant, and the fetus has AIDS too.
This is bait. I was there too. I remember everyone’s names, yours too if you were there. I remember what we talked about, what we were wearing and which teams won (and by how many credits). There was never any uncomfortableness, it was maximum comfy and an endless night of chattering
>/ALITA/'s fighting again
Leave the fighting to /ourgirl/, guys
How many of us were wearing hats? Who?
I still don't believe you but if VA dresses like a girl and talks like a girl and looks feminine enough that most other people treat her like a girl then she's a girl. If you have some issue with that then that's your problem. If you're judging someone by what they look like or how they were when they were younger then you're a fan of the wrong movie.
I don't recall her ever nagging about anything unless she did it anonymously and there's plenty of anons who do that. You bitch more than anyone about how hard it is for you to deal with her so if you're going to be toxic then I don't really care what OC you've made because any time you whine you're making the threads worse than if you were never here at all.
If you really were there, tell us which team won and by how many credits. If your memory functions well, you might even remember what the group that won motorball looked like.
Don't worry, we all smell his bait a nautical mile away
>Jerome taking another bite at the "VA is a tranny" apple
You're gonna need some new material if you want my high-quality (You)'s, bud.
I don't even want to think about this scene being filmed, let alone Rosa acting it
I don't hate the player, she's just doing her thing in these threads. I can't help looking around at people desperate for attention from namefags, what makes a name and OC better than the rest of us? I made quite a bit of OC for a while in the past but I never used a name.
It’s bait. Remember after the first Jerome shitposted about us all being trannies? Kek
It’s just stirring the pot for drama. Personally I don’t mind it it’s pretty funny, specially knowing what truly happened
>this elaborate villain of the week contraption to execute her
>not just shooting her or shoving an IED up her ass
Well, there's yer problem...
If it makes you feel any better user, I love all OC equally. You’re not a namefag so I can’t individually thank you for it but you’re still as good as the rest
Fuck, I'm in love.
Who is this?
Is there a Japanese dub? Because I hope there's a Japanese dub.
As a Eurofag, I don't find the Jerome-posting as entertaining as you California anons apparently do. I think dollpurist being wrong about the movie and the manga is funnier than a sad existence who writes fan fiction about anons. That's a bit too meta for me.
Yes. In Japan they screened the movie in both dub and sub version.
>pic related some of my OC
The world deserves the truth
>Villain of the week
Don't you see the court? disagree about the method all you will, this is about justice
Marisa Tomei (aunt May in Spider-Man)
She cute
>hello user, my favorite band is blonde redhead, whats yours
>listening to Christoph Waltz dub himself
top kino
Marisa Tomei aka Aunt Mary in the newer Spider-mans
SHeee-it, I knew she looked familiar. I've been a big fan of hers since My Cousin Vinny
Thanks, fren. I might make a comfy edit or two again but I'm not very motivated anymore.
those terrible edits need to die
except emolita/vamplita those are cute
>everyone keeps saying Aunt May
>not the role she literally won an Oscar for
Tha's Mona Lisa Vito, to you!
Candlemass
Its just a joke user lol. Ill get better
>favorite band you say?
youtube.com
Oh shit I hope I can eventually find a blu-ray with dual audio. Normally I can't stand dubbing but Japan has many god tier voice actors and for a production of this caliber I'm sure they picked a good cast.
Burzum.
I think you'll like it, they're a lot like Blonde Redhead.
youtu.be
I understand where you’re coming from fren. I really do. And namefagging beats the Yea Forums purpose of staying anonymous but you matter just as much as the rest. You’ve just kept a strong enough will to not want to bring attention to yourself. I don’t see anything wrong with namefags or anons. It’s just the way it is. Some folks like attention some dont. It okay. Also I don’t want you to miss the renaissance when the Blu-ray drops and the sequel is confirmed
This song is no joke a jam. One of the greatest rocking 'girl power" songs than anyone could enjoy.
Such a shame it was wasted in Captain Fungus.
As the creator of the collar edits I suggest you use the distort tool to make that choker fit better and add a slight shadow.
Has anyone bought one? How good/bad do these look irl?
Y'all it's probably a bad idea for me to post and fuel the fire as it were but there are some misconceptions lurking around I'd like to fix.
>Specific hurts
I'm not hemmoraging. I'm concussed, yes, and I had a fever that peaked at 101.4 It has since gone down quite a bit.
>Jerome was at the first meetup and I was talking constantly about how I'm a girl, etc
Patently untrue.
>rifle was .308
This one probably doesn't need correcting, but
I love 308, it's super fun. I was shooting 7mm rem mag. Rather than not bracing, I think I was probably too close to the scope.
Today I'm better than Tuesday but worse than yesterday. I'm healing, I'll get there.
I'm flattered y'all love me enough to keep talkin' about me when I'm not around, but Jerome, you really gotta get some more material.
Either Joji or Cavetown.
youtube.com
Excellent choice. Based singer
What discord tool?
Rent free
Oh well, at least the fake drama gets us more bumps and closer to #999. Get better soon.
I actually really really love burzums new age instrumental pagan stuff he did after jail
Thanks buddy.
Appreciate the Hugo~
Select object, edit, transform, distort (or skew)
I lov u VA. U are my Alita
I might stay till the blu-ray comes out.
I have never posted in an Cammy general however I respect all you fine cunts for showing the world lesser yet still acute Cammy.
Please send me smug high renders of anime girls, thank you.
I like it too but without the metal I can't really get into it. For me I like dark atmospheric ambience combined with metal. I also agree with a lot of Varg's ideals in terms of nationalism but I'm not anti-Christian or pagan.
I need all of them.
>Cammy
mild cringe
I liked the original retconned scene in the Martian ship better, Yoko dispatching the wounded showed in just a couple pages the difference between her and Alita
That's not how biology works. You're just delusional. In either case, my issue with VA is how pathetic his attention whoring is. Both irl and itt. There were a handful of times when he made a sad remark out of nowhere and we would all stay silent for a second, only to switch to a different topic immediately after. It gets old fast.
Feel better, VA
I'm definitely guilty of derailing, but only because someone has to point out the elephant in the room. What I want is for this thread to stay Yea Forums and not /soc/. VA already has a Tumblr and a discord server to post drama.
>watch RCR's lambo quickie vid
>tfw will never afford the lambo
This is one of the reasons I need Alita in my life.
You're probably the short dude. You are free to give my name out if you remember it.
What is Zalem worth?
Mr. Regular kinda seems like a douche the more I watch him, he interrupts people a lot during drives and blows off their comments sometimes.
So many people talking about this HIUTAH movie. Where is it?
it's funny since the song had nothing to do with girl power or whatever; in interviews gwen said she just wrote the song about how she felt in the band, and once it exploded on the radio everyone took it as girl power and she was like oh i guess it could be seen like that
as much as i like it it obviously wouldn't fit in alita, but i'd image she'd listen to this during motorball practice
I need to confirm the details, but we might get an IMAX 3D screening in Oslo, Saturday June 1. Tronderfag, check your email.
Yes this is true. The writing of his vids still cracks me up though, the man is funny if nothing else.
5.56 or 7x62x39?
5.56 in 90% of situations
x39 for niche work, or if you're a slav
that never happened tho
Nothing. Everything.
Yeah the first vid I saw was the Volvo 240 one because I had just gotten a 240. Back then it was more jokes, stereotypes and weirdness now there's a lot of actual review and specs
TELL ME ABOUT NOVA
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN HIS MASTER PLAN
I'm retarded, meant 7.62x39
It's okay, Gun Guy Brain Wiring will not allow a Certified Gun Guy to read that caliber wrongly.
You're completely forgetting about social interaction which is not a surprise in the least. A transwoman is a normal woman in every setting except between her and her partner or her doctor. Unless you're dim enough that your entire human experience distills down to do-I-want-to-fuck-it-or-not then you should be able to grasp this.
>It gets old fast
Not as old as this debate you cock wrinkle
>chili with rice and a monster
Is this lunch kino, /Alita/?
The fact is, it's impossible to pin a collection of OC to someone unless they namefag or create stuff that is inherently identifiable (like making voiceclips or posting stories to a pastebin account). The amount of OC I've made for this general is absolutely retarded, but the reason I've never namefagged for it because the reactions I get are satisfying enough, not out of some strict adherence to muh Yea Forums code.
If you contribute lots of OC and want to adopt a name to tie it together, go for it. The only trouble we ever have with namefags - and this has been true for months - is when shitposters try to craft controversy out of thin air.
20mm anti-material rounds of course. I mean, have you seen what kind of ABSOLUTE ARTILLERY she wields with ease in the manga?
Ok I was absent from these threads for a long time, who or what is VA ?
>oh i guess it could be seen like that
Yes, yes, you're so smart and clever for seeing it like that! You're right. Whatever it takes for you to keep buying...
>what are hormonal differences, Alex?
If it's a REALLY REALLY dedicated tranny, then sure, differences might be minimal. But you can't take a system that's been chemically one way for so long and turn it into a different system and expect it to be a perfect mimic overnight.
>For me I like dark atmospheric ambience combined with metal.
What bands are like this?
The only melodic atmospheric bands i know is
mirrorthrone
Chthonic
Cradle of filth
Dimmu borgir
Read the thread if you care enough.
Voicanon wrote some things too although you may want to check out the voicework she's done:
clyp.it
Veterans' Administration
A trans woman is nothing but man with a mental disease. Whether you're a man or a woman is dictated by whether you have XX or XY chromosomes. This is a fact. To say you can be a woman just because you want to is irresponsible and damaging to the public. There's a reason why they all end up on meds and 40% of them attempt suicide.
It's the Veterans Administration, it's been screwing with a lot of anons here lately.
The manga guns might as well be Warhammer 40k guns for how realistic and plausible they are. They look like they are designed for maximum dakka.
Our queen
She makes voiceclips in-character as Alita. Start with Meditation.
I did and it's obscure.
Yeah, I'll take "Things That Never Happened In Real Life Or On The Internet" for $400, Alex.
Vampire Actresses
A tranny namefag. He's allegedly hospitalized for the fourth time this year after getting a boo boo at the gun range. This thread is better off without him.
Based and realitypilled
>what is testosterone
>what is brain size difference
>what are biological differences.
Please discord trannies dont ruin this thread
Denial is not an argument.
>here vampire Alita, I brought you an orange!
Ok best answer I guess. Don't mind me, i'll just lurk in silence now.
I would frankly prefer this usage over the current one
I have some questions about your honesty or state of mind if you had to wonder "who or what is X" implying you don't even know if it refers to a person or a concept
VA: alita fan, records lines from the movie. Goes to meet ups. Is completely asexual. In love with hugo. Virgin. Never been kissed. Has tiny boobs.
Vampalita is immune to most traditional vampire weaknesses due to her 90% cyborg body. Her nanite skin does not react to sun, her artificial internal systems do not react to holy water or garlic. She might have a slight visual aversion to crosses, but that's about it.
Basically she is the next evolution of OP vampires.
VA, I know you're reading this from the "hospital". I just wanted to say that we know you were born with a dick. You can't fool all of us. I know you're posting as user. You will never be a woman. You can't desecrate mother nature like that.
Don't you dare!
>Hey kid, you're starting to look like you're... cursed, do you want to go to church?
She's been kissed and not that flat tho
Vampalita right here
While it is in my nature to give people the benefit of the doubt, unless or until I actually meet VA and can assess the truth for myself, or until compelling evidence to the contrary emerges, I cannot look past these tranny allegations.
why does a 90% cyborg body need blood to survive
>Has tiny boobs
hnngh
>really dedicated tranny
all transgender people are dedicated unless they're just a tomboy or whatever mislabeling themselves
>can't take a system and turn it into a different system overnight
that's correct, it's not perfect and it takes years
>A transwoman is a man with a medical disease
Technically medically accurate
>Whether you're a man or woman is dictated by chromosomes
Biologically yes but socially no
>To say you can be a woman just because you want to is irresponsible and damaging to the public
Irresponsible only if they're too young to understand the weight of their decision to transition and damaging only to people with smooth brains
>There's a reason why they all end up on meds and 40% commit suicide
Yes because gender dysphoria is an illness and people like you are assholes about it
> The thing is *leans closer to the mic*
> the /ALITA/ meet never happened
> ever hear of our reality being a simulation, man?
> apparently the real world is a horrible wasteland, and what happened that day on the Alita release date at the cinema... there was some kind of explosion.
> “so all the anons... they all died that day?”
> yeah. None of them ever met. They just glimpsed at each other. Alita is the last thing they saw before death
> Jamie pull that shit “reality is a simulation”
> and just like that huh.... none of this is real. Most of the anons died. Some are in a coma. The namefags, anyway. You thought a perfect place like this would ever be real?
> wake up, user.
What boob cup are we talking about? B cup? C cup?
looks like i'll just take her heart
For the same reason Alita needs oranges and chocolate. For her brain.
she also has a psychological fetish for drinking blood, which is probably equally important.
>you're right about everything but I still want to make a contrarian post
Oh no you won't Zapan
10/10
Thought that was Alita with wax lips candy
>Yes because gender dysphoria is an illness and people like you are assholes about it
Most people try to leave you trannies alone. Most people ignore you. You still end up crazy
Lol that works too
>66
cursed lust
I'm not VA or a tranny
Most people are crazy
what about her footgame tho
I thought that too
It's a low NRG vampalita at best
Again, if you're going to judge someone based on how they look or how they're shaped instead of how they act then you're a fan of the wrong movie
>She was my demon...
Hugo a bitch
> has tiny boobs
Based
>this thread right now
I don't want to watch the rip and it's been some months since I last saw the movie. What was she doing when she was making that stupid face?
This thread is cursed, but entertaining as hell
This particular Alita face looks way too much like Arya Stark, and it bothers me deeply.
Posting superior Alita face.
CLEAN UP TIME
>is a head
how will Hugofags ever recover
The conversation was retarded enough as it is and one of them dared to include Alita in it, disgusting and cursed
Yes, keep ignoring my comment on VA's character and focus only on the fact that he's a tranny.
*he has tiny boobs
Got "Forty Fatals"?
i agree
Yes please, the place is starting to smell like shit, time to clean.
If I wanted to listen to retards cry about trannies I would go to literally any other thread on this website. But it sure has us steamin' along for this early in the evening so whatayagonnado
>he has tiny boobs
BASED
If Zapan had stabbed any lower, it would have been a groin shot, and the whole scene would have had way more impact than it did.
Not enough comfy
Post more comfy
Perfect.
>that little huff
AAHHHHH IT'S TOO CUTE
>This thread is cursed, it can no longer be comfy. Wait for the next one user.
Also gut wounds are notoriously painful, so Hugo really under-acts the agony of this in this scene.
SAY MY NAME, MANLET
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Did someone say, heisensucc?
Vector's Automobile
I’m ashamed Ido
But to be fair it was a much needed release of shitposts
We have one of these anti comfy threads like evey 50-100 generals
C U R S E D T h R e A d
No it's more like every 2 or 3, but considering it's Yea Forums, that's still doing alright.
>Oh yeah, it has to happen every once in a while, it's only natural.
C U R S E D T H R E A D
i want to help her up
Me too...up onto my diccu
Why is everyone so rude to him? Bitch broke his nose even though he just wanted to buy her a drink...
This thread's just a shell
It's not good or bad
That part's up to (You)
He's a braggart
>insults her friend to his face
>manhandles her by the neck
He got what was coming to him.
I'm watching this film for the first time and Alita is so fucking cute.
Hugo had no business being in Kansas Bar! And Zapan was just being affectionate! He was a total bro and bitch just had to ruin the whole thing!
>I come back and this is what I find? I only left for a few minutes user, what did you do?!
Absolutely, user
Regardless, Zapan was the one who escalated it from name-calling and bant back and fort to being physical. He was in the wrong. At no point is Alita getting physical with him where she's not defending herself or Hugo. Zapan always initiates the threat.
I chopped the NoCo anons' clips a little shorter
Anyone baking bread? Hopefully with new OC?
We’re nearing bump limit thankfully
Start baking that new bread
>Ido wait those are not for you!
PIPING HOT FRESH BREAD:
PIPING HOT FRESH BREAD:
PIPING HOT FRESH BREAD:
I can bake but I don't think I have OC for it unless I paste the thread logo on something
Ah, much better.
Ending this thread with a wholesome smile, because we always revert to /healing/.