This bitch here is a stumbling drunk for decades in some decadent shithole - perfectly fit

>this bitch here is a stumbling drunk for decades in some decadent shithole - perfectly fit
>thor drinks beer for 5 years - turns into a weak block of butter
>gee i wonder what they meant by this

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She didn't spend all day playing Fortnite is the thing, and she didn't drink and eat as hard as Thor did.

And what exactly makes her a good leader for Asgard?

LOL a female nigger knight. I bet she is lesbian too, that would be the holy progressive trifecta

>drank hard liquor from bottles
>could barely stand straight in her introductory scene
>"she didn't drink as hard as Thor did"

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It's either Thor or her.

seething

Thor blacked out mid-meeting.

she had a bounty hunting job user. thor had a porn hunting job.

Thor wants to fuck off and party with a raccoon and she's literally the only other Asgardian character left. It was either her or the rock guy.

Quit being niggerish.

Valkyrie drank alcohol. Thor drank beer.

Seriously, what happened to Sif, do they ever say on or off camera?

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>Thor was great in IW.
Awesome.
>He becomes a broken drunk over screwing up big time.
Reasonable.
>Fucking never recovers in Endgame, bungles his whole arc, and gives it to another drunk.
What?

Loki said he banished her from asgard before she was able to catch on that he was posing as Odin

She was training the whole time, Thor was playing fortnite.

You forgot:
>cuntish traitor doesnt even acknowledge her king
>gets pretty much forced to come back with them
5 years later
>YOURE MY SUCCESSOR

With Captain Marvel apparently

shes black. they get free college.

have sex cletus

The welfare will dry up soon, might want to stop being a cunt real quick.

It's a fucking joke. I mean, I'm as redpilled as anyone but come on. Fat Thor was just supposed to be funny. You saw that he can just lightning away his fat when he wants to, anyway. He's a god.

OH, makes since. You'd Think Thor would have given her a call or looked for her. Maybe she'll turn up on Thors adventures with GOTG.

>You saw that he can just lightning away his fat when he wants to, anyway

He never did lightning away his fat. He just lightning braided his beard and washed his hair.

Chris Hemsworth is just good looking enough to pull it off. If they put her in a fat suit it would be ridiculous and people wouldn’t like it. They use diverse casts but everyone is still good looking, Chris Hemsworth is literally Thor and does whatever he wants including laugh at himself (bc it’s not real, but Chris Hemsgirth could still get laid I bet it’s nbd)

And how does the leadership of Asgard work? Was Thor the leader of New Asgard? He didn't seem like it. And even if he was, how does he just give leadership to someone completely random like that. It's not like Trump could just go to space and make his friend president. Does Asgard have no system for exchange of power?

Why did they pick that ugly pig to play an iconic character from European culture? Couldn’t they at least have got Rihanna if they hate white people so much?

stumbling drunk yes
spent ages doing mercenary work and capturing warriors to be used as slaves yes.
thor did nothing but stay in his house, eat fast food and play fortnite

Gamer here only console blobs are unfit faggots pc chads like me are based

ACKSHUALLY bisexual

Well it was a monarchy. I dont know what happens when a monarch usually steps down. I mean I'm sure it's not as easy as passing off to someone one else with a word usually. But it was a fucking fishing village, I doubt the title actually amounts to anything more than small town Mayor.

She was still working and was somewhat active. Thor just sat around playing videogames. Also, Thor was an established character, and seeing him change like that is supposed to be shocking and humorous.

I don't give a fuck about her and her character, Thor adventure with GotG crew would be based.

Why would they put a fat chick in a Marvel movie?

Are you retarded

Wtf are you talking about

Wrong, Marvel exists for BBC

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>Are you retarded

yea

Maybe but the actress is busy with that nbc show she plays on and she is difficult to work with on shows and movies but who knows really

Maybe space booze doesn't have the same caloric value as earth booze! They DID show a pile of like 50 kegs of beer as his MONTHY consumption. One 12 pack of regular 12oz bottles of beer had enough calories to equal 1lb of fat, and one keg has approximately 165 equivalent 12oz glasses of beer. One keg equals enough calories for almost 14lbs of fat and he's consuming 50 kegs per month. Yeah, even a godlike superhuman would get fat.

Real moral of the story is Earth booze is the best booze!

But it does not make sense for her not to be in the final battle in Endgame
This is a lack of respect for the actress.

she was drinking destilated, he was drinking beer. Also she was exercizing

It's Rajinder and NO

>nigger bitch in armor with swords
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That looks dumb as fuck.

I've eaten like shit for past 2 years and gained weight. So has girlfriend but she's stayed the same.

Have sex.