Now that Peter is back after a 5 year time skip are all his classmates graduating?

Houses didn't get snapped user

God here we go again with another fucking probability thread

I'm sure they will make at least a couple of his colleagues to be non-snapped, just to avoid looking forced.

I guess their friendly Jewish landlord held their apartments while receiving no rent for 5 years, just in case

Half of his classmates have already graduated. The ones who were featured in Homecoming (like Ned, MJ, Flash, and Betty Brant) were conveniently snapped with him according to Far From Home's trailer, but it seems like there's also some new students (including one in a hijab).

The chance of this thread turning into a shitstorm is 50%.
But will we have 50% of posts be shitposts?

It seemed like a lot of stuff, like cars and boats and houses, were just flat out abandoned. Would be easy for those snapped to just pick up where they left off.

Landlords were snapped too dumbo

After everyone is back the governents would take action to reestablish how things were so half of planet wouldn't be homeless

That takes time, though, and didn't they say governments were in shambles?

>entire family snapped for 5 years
>come home to an abandoned destroyed house and your job has been replaced
>”mom dad I’m going to vacation to Europe!”
Alternatively:
>be dead for 5 years
>family has grieved and potentially moved on from the trauma
>show up again
>”mom dad I’m going on vacation to Europe!”

its minutes after, just like homecoming was to civil war.

>No, They confirmed that the whole class was snapped.
Do they address the trauma of turning to dust and coming back to life 5 years later? Nah, it's probably just quips 5 minutes in.

probably from a lack of qualified manpower.

I mean it wouldn't get fixed overnight but moving people back into homes and getting them work seems fairly easy. What is really fucked up is like the five years of less food production for a smaller population that needs to be doubled almost immediately.

Do you feel traumatized when waking up after a good night's sleep? It's pretty much the same thing

You forgot to solve for X

Ah fuck I can't even larp as a half decent mathfag

No they didnt. They said his friend was snapped too and thats why he saw him.

>get snapped
>return
>house isn't destroyed because why would they go to the effort of destroying 50% of the houses, and in the movie you can see a bunch of abandoned houses
>you're given your old job because the population just doubled, so demand for what you do for a living has doubled
>don't remember being gone and, to you, it's like you never were
>continue on with life, which includes school trips to europe
Alternatively
>return to family after five years
>they're glad to have you back
>house not destroyed because they live there or, if they moved, you just move to them
>continue on with life, which includes school trips to europe

So what happened to that gay guy and the dude he was dating when their ex-bfs came back?

They went on one date where they both spent the whole time crying like literal faggots. Pretty safe to say they went back their homo lovers that got snapped.

Oh god this is all so retarded.

That was one of the Russo brothers btw

The ones who weren't snapped, yeah. Conveniently, all the important characters in his life were snapped too.

society would split into 2 camps: the snapped and the non-snapped.
Snapped would be revered as martyrs, non-snapped would be considered selfish for moving on with their lives

Fuck off Tobey, he’s the best Spider-Man. The only flaw in his films is the ugly MJ.

So all of those returned from the snap are expected to just be cool and accept that they're not dead, and not ask any questions?

>continue on with life, which includes school trips to europe
not all of us have shitty families we're trying to escape

Spider-man 1 ending: Peter walks away from the girl he loves because he understand he has a responsibility to be a hero, and is cursed to bare the weight alone.

Homecoming: Aunt May says 'fuck'

is it his entire class or just Ned, MJ, and Flash? Still convenient but its fine.

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Even when you snap half the nigger pop away, there´s STILL the other half around.
In 5 years there will be LITERALLY DOUBLE THE NIGGERS, MUSLIM AND SPICS AROUND!
If not more.

Who cares? Tom Holland is sexy and they should make him the first gay spiderman on screen

tom holland is based

50% of life shows up again. No disruption of earth or the universe there.

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It's capeshit, stop acting like WHAT WAS ARAGORN'S TAX PLAN busts open the lore

After all these years and two reboots Tugboat’s still the better Spidey. I wonder how he would have held up against Thanos. Sam Raimi made him OP as fuck.

No, in an attempt to fill back the population most of students became young parents. The snap caused a universal radiation. Making the offspring mutated. (XMEN) This is true Kevin Feigie told himself.

>Tugboat gets the infinity gauntlet instead of of tony.
>Everyone cheers
>Tugboat snaps triumphantly
>Everyone brought back
>except 13% remain dusted

Fucking this. Get Brie ‘woke’ Larson on it. He’ll be riding cock in a week.

Wouldn’t an insane event like the snap, which happened after other catastrophic shit, completely make all humans, those who survived and those brought back, completely traumatized with PTSD and other stuff, due to the fact they’ll keep thinking another cataclysm might happen any second and they wouldn’t be able to prevent it? If a bombing on an embassy was enough to spark the “civil” war, wouldn’t a snap completely tear apart the fabric of society in an irreversible way?

World would be pretty fucked up if half of people suddenly disappeared and appeared again

>No one complained about that
I complained

No because it's like the 10th public alien or supernatural thing to happen in 10+ years, and if the avengers say "we failed and that's what happened but we're good now" you'd probably believe them

Slow down buddy. Your thinking to logically.

>get snapped on a airplane
>come back and fall into the ocean and die
Nice try banner

t. Tom Holland

Kill yourself faggot

>of a group of dozen, 6 weren't dusted
ok, 50/50 or close enough
>of a group of 30, all 30 were dusted
hmmmmm

you are a delusional tranny if you think anyone who loses a child ever moves on on the inmense grief

what did raimi mean by this?

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS IS WHY THE CAST SUCH A YOUNG AUNT MAY! SHE WASNT SNAPPED AND SHE AGED 5 YEARS. THEY GON MAKE MARISSA TOMEI PURPOSELY LESS HOT WITH WRINKLES AND SHIT

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Based

>50% more people instantly back
>population doubles
>post apocalyptic society expected to begin functioning at the original capacity again

It's like throwing a party for 10 people, 5 RSVP and 5 say they cant make it, you buy enough snacks for 5 people, then the 5 that cancelled show up anyway expecting to be fed. You cant feed those people if you've re-geared society for 50% capacity.

nah, she was at the funeral at the end. Still young

Only flash, liz, zendaya, ned and anrgry rice were given screen time. It's not like you know if his other classmates were replaced or not. they basically extras

when you really think about how much bullshit these two movies had...
still doesn't take into account everything outside of those 40 classmates or so

missed oppritunity. They didnt even have to make her super old since this petrre is young and in highschool, unlike the shitty raimi ones that followed the late 90s early 00s trope of casting 30 year old teenagers ugh and that hamfisted chinese lady playing spiderman violin bullshit overy camp hammy fucking tonally jagged mess but just like a subtle 5 year aging would have been nice

(you)

Who cares. Venom, Spider-Verse and the PS4 game are all that matters. Who the fuck still cares about MCU Spider-Man?

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Or this movie happens before IW/Endgame and the scene in the bus in IW is them comming back from the airport/europe?

Hoping they kill off Tom Holland’s iron lad and replace him with Miles.

No it happens after Endgame. Trailer 2 will be coming out Monday and will have a reference to Endgame. That's why they waited to release it now.

>petrre

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It’s 50 of all life so theoretically no humans could be snapped in certain dice roll

its the trilogy for reddit
>look its ash from evil dead he knows raimi
>"it'll break the immersion if i let you in, kid"
>instantly cut to "hey remember the 60s tv show, lets have that camp theme butchered by some chink street preformer"
>lets mask all of our edgy racist hate speech behind meme raimi threads
glad that shit died faster than venom in spiderman 3

>thinks he's too clever
>reveals stupidity by not understanding the implied "of each species"
God I hate your sort

How could it be reddit when reddit didn’t exist until 2005?

Not only that but really the entire school

Think you missed the part where the scene before was Peter not making to MJ's show. He couldn't make it because he had a responsibility as Spider-man. And for all his trouble, the only reward he gets his a terrible song in broken English.

It furthers the resentment for Spider-man that develops throughout the film. He saves people, and gets nothing out of it.

It's the theme of the whole movie.

What trauma? It feels like nothing happened and a sizable enough chunk of people disappeared that society can't help but be accomidating. This isn't like other traumatic experiences out there. It literally affected one person for every person it didn't affect.

I'll bet Vulture didn't get snapped away either, putting him 5 years into his prison sentence overnight.

Mh okay, seems a bit weird

Nigga, 40 years wouldn't be enough time to reorganize society after losing 50% of the population.

How can you not grasp the trauma?! Examples: Marriages ended when 1 spouse dusts and the other goes on to marry again, have children, etc..., People returning to find their homes, jobs, life savings gone due to being proclaimed dead, People returning to find a parent/child/spouse/loved one died during thos 5 years, the list goes on and on.
And society being accommodating? You mean the society that spent the last 5 years radically changing collection/consumption of resources to fit the new population? Accommodating my ass.
It affected every single person, dusted or not, don't be blind.

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And? 9/11 was the most Yea Forums thing ever and it happened two years before Yea Forums existed.

>9/11 was the most Yea Forums thing ever
Yep, that's going in my cringe folder

This would have been a great way to retcon MJ and put a proper Mary Jane in place or a Gwen Stacy.

> venom

nice try reddit

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Judging by ticket sales, a lot.

>Peter and his high school classmates were married
Like I said, what trauma? We see Peter reunite with his fat friend in high school at the end so he clearly got snapped so at most Peter has a tearful reunion with Aunt May and based on her not aging a day in the ending she probably got snapped to. Peter's a fucking orphan and his replacement dad was dead before the start of the first movie. He has no one to miss. This ain't fucking Antman where he had a daughter's childhood he completely missed out on.

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after 50% of everything got wiped out i feel like the education system may take a slight hit

This 100%

Holland is fine in civil war and infinity war, but fucking hell Homecoming was absolute shit

Without a doubt, one of the worst MCU movies, along with Iron Man 3 and Captain America. Even worse than Thor 2 for sure.

It was a different time.

Okay, I'll bite. Let's say yeah, Fattie and May reappeared too. But what your not figuring out is that they are now homeless. And penniless. And ALL of their shit is most likely gone.
You telling me if you blinked out/back and are now in a world 5 years in the future and all of your shit, money, job, etc... was gone, you're honestly telling me it wouldn't be traumatic? Cause it'd be traumatic as shit to me, I love my stuff.

based

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletransportation_paradox

Aren't the people who 'come back' from being snapped just replicas?

you’re really trying. Here’s a (you)

>And society being accommodating?
There has literally never been a bigger identity group then the people who got snapped. It's literally half the world's population. Society doesn't have to even try to accommodate the mere fact that one and every two people knows exactly what you're going through and is in the exact same situation means it can't help but accommodate.
You mean the society that spent the last 5 years radically changing collection/consumption of resources to fit the new population?
It's been 5 years, not 50. Who the hell is going to change the consumption of resources when you lost half of Congress? Okay hold a special election oh wait you don't know who can vote, or who's left to vote, and lost half the people that administer the vote at every level even the local everyday town level. some towns probably didn't lose a single person while others lost everyone. In that environment how the fuck do you hold an election? You either go dictatorship martial law in this situation or you take a census which itself would be difficult because half the people who know how to do this shit are also gone meaning no results are reliable.

These are massive problems if 1 in 10 vanished, let alone half the population. Even something as simple as replacing Congress might have taken several years.

Great excuse to have Gwen, Mary Jane and the Osborns

they literally said so in the movie, yeah

I had no idea Thanos only snapped away 1 in 20 people.

Nigger, what part of HALF do you not get? This isn't an large-scale disaster it's a fucking apocalyptic event. You keep treating this like an happen to a small group of people and some wider society that didn't suffer the exact same problem just carried on without them. Nigger, all trade, all farming, all banking, all government and every corporation lost half their workforce overnight. There's no one to demolish the houses, not half the people, no people. There's too many houses to rob to strip any of them. Losing 1 and 10 employees would kill almost every company so losing fucking half does not mean those businesses are now habits effective it means they're fucking gone. Same story with governments. it probably took two-three years to elect a new fucking Congress. It's too massive to not drive all of society into a halt. Only paranoid ass governments like the US have contingencies for this kind of ridiculous apocalyptic nonsense and even then all of them result in a government that literally doesn't function outside of the military. any law anr order shown in Endgame is 100% the result of martial law and extrajudicial authority. Garbage isn't being picked up, people aren't going to work, the streets are only safe because soldiers are patrolling every street corner and shooting anyone who looks suspicious. All borders are closed, all meals are rations, and none of it has been legally authorized.

Sucks for the guy who moved into a snapped person’s old home.

HALF OF THE PLANET
do you realize how many chinks and niggers are there?

thanos made sure to snap all the jews else the struggle for resources would resume anew

Assuming there are 200 kids in his high school class (which is still a very small high school class) the chances of all of them being snapped are essentially zero

May was not snapped. It was said by one the directors or something.

I know but I feel it would be easier to downsize society than to upscale it.

What’s the fucking point then? They should just nuke that whole universe. The Avengers failed.

the point was they were bitter and unable to accept their defeat

now that the population will instantly double after 5 years, with some of the returning people having no home, no property, it will be an even bigger disaster, the already overpopulated planets will descent into even greater chaos

>Yea Forums finds this implausible
>endless amounts of retards here have argued relatively uncontested about the possibility that entire planets might've been spared or snapped

there will be some complications sure but its worth getting back the people you lost

Imagine one of your friends come becoming your own teacher .

Your argument is based on the assumption that Thanos was behaving in an intelligent manner, when we know that in every possible way he was not. He even destroyed the stones rather than keeping them around so he could snap on a periodic basis to keep population under control, rendering his dumb solution a very temporary one as well. It's hardly unlikely that a villain that fucking dumb would not actually care enough to specify "of each species"

he also couldve destroyed them on another world then used a ship to get back to his farm world. He was obviously worried people would track the stones down, but what was he, suicidal? The le genius Titan surely mustve seen this coming

Dude this is a world where people regularly see alien spaceships and huge monsters rampaging around