New Raimi Horror Movie

Paramount kino back on menu?
First A Quiet Place then Pet Sematary now this? Paramount are back baby!

all around great cast and comfiest scenery
crocs were done by stan winston's studio too IIRC

Attached: lplcd.jpg (1088x475, 77K)

He helped with the remake of Maniac and that was one of the better remakes to come out of the last 15 years

primeval was gator kino

You forgot Pain and Gain

>they were here first
Jesus christ raimi

oh god no there is a dog.
pls dont kill the dog.

looks like Raimi kino is BACK ON THE MENU

Gators wouldn't act like that, so why not go supernatural to begin with and make this movie less bland and boring?

guy knows how to do gore, both The Hills Have Eyes and Piranha were top-tier as far as horror remakes go

Gustave is possibly the most based creature alive today

you have to go back

You do not know the full extent of a gators abilities my child

Attached: 1551146182564.jpg (752x500, 103K)

Eh, seems like it could be a fun popcorn flick. But why would the croc just bite them once and leave them alive, he apparently did that to 2 people (daughter and father), I guess crocs are really bad at killing stuff on dry, and they have to relly on drowning/spinning their victims to death ?

I watched Lake Placid for the first time with a bro of mine in the middle of the night while drunk. I kept being blown away by how many actors I love ended up being in it.

If you have one chance to establish yourself as a leading man in Hollywood and picked Battlefield Earth, you'd hide away for two decades too.

Attached: 291879-1020-a.jpg (500x336, 35K)

>It's playing with us
>It's gathering food for the babies
>It's just fucking around for shits and giggles

WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING CUTE

Gators aren't scary

Attached: catgator.gif (347x184, 1.95M)

They’re educated gators, initially developed at a local Cape Canavarel research facility ran by a top secret sub-committee within NASA. The program was going to be canceled, but before the animals could be euthanized they escaped in the hurricane desctruction. These gators are smart, able to open up doorways with their little gator paws and coordinate vicious group attacks on drowning blonde babes from Florida and their dads and the cops and some townspeople. They say it’s a return to form for Alexandre Aja and is reminiscent in spirit to his earlier works like Piranha 3D, The Hills Have Eyes, and Haute Tension.

Attached: 6714BAC8-640E-4598-AFE0-FBE122FDE88A.jpg (206x305, 23K)

das rite wypipo, we wuz here first while you wuz still in caves

"Niggers may have come before us, but they are inferior and must crawl"

This is the opening line if the movie narrated by Morgan Freeman. I don't know what Raimi is thinking.

>tfw you walk around in the Florida swamp and you hear a gator roar

cringe reddit post

>fun popcorn flick

>Yea Forums has to be cynical and ironic all the time reee
Fuck off zoomers.

No, it naturally comes as you get more acquainted with all the nuances of a medium
I'm sure you'll understand in a few years

But with each failure they grew smarter, now nowhere is safe

Attached: 1549331049563.jpg (612x760, 68K)

>just join the hivemind and post exactly like the rest of us bro

Looks fun. Will torrent and eventually get to watching.

>A Producer of Evil Dead
>A

Attached: N.jpg (1280x720, 65K)

>Corin Nemec
SYNCHRONIZE SWATCHES

Attached: not-a-problem.jpg (350x250, 48K)

By all means please go swim in the everglades o' fearless one

Attached: 1538592952426.webm (640x360, 1.95M)

>everglades
>webm from australia

he was slagging off gators, not gigachad salties m8

That is 100% an alligator not a crocodile.
Plus crocs are literal sluts

Attached: 1547493317457.jpg (683x835, 143K)

Ah, fuck, now I need to watch that Alligator movie I've been putting aside for years.

Not a problem, synchronize Brooke hoe gun

Attached: 159BBAE3-1D72-43B6-8A09-86F2001ADB3A.jpg (586x1200, 164K)

knew it wasn't Raimi with how generic it looks
>from Sam Raimi
really misleading though

It looks incredibly dull.

based and doggopilled af

coolness

Attached: act natural.png (544x416, 261K)

if it's anything like burning bright, i'm 100% in.

What is the portmanteau of crocodile/alligator and hurricane?

>TRAILER
>STARTS
>NOW
Thanks, I wouldn't have known otherwise.

Attached: The Pit.jpg (645x729, 81K)

whtever it is I'm sure SyFy has it trademarked already

just...get on the roof

crocurricane of course

>CGI

Attached: 1454214466375.png (528x486, 126K)

This looks hilarious and like a good splatterfest. Kind of bummed its obviously going to be global warming alarmist shit. Should still be good though

>just get on the roof
>during a hurricane
based brainlet
praise Darwin
honk

generic as fuck
you let me down raimi

Croc-cane-igator

This is retarded. Alligators are beautiful peaceful creatures. They would never go around in a mass killing spree.

t. alligator

DESPITE BEING 5% OF REPTILE SPECIES

>not crocaine
baka

That doesn't make any sense because everyone will read it as cocaine you fucking retard

PIGGU NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attached: 1501354239629.jpg (519x422, 20K)

How are those Scodelario leaks?

But that nigga also did Gods of Egypt iirc and that was awful

that's alex proyas. not that I don't see why a burger would mix 'em up, but come on now, if you're familiar with cult/genre directors, go all the way

>that's alex proyas
fuck i would've bet my soul that it was ridley scott. got it mixed up with exodus: gods and kings

Its a great movie, screw haters.

>The alligators start saying stop feeding me gator bait
Jesus Christ Raimi

looks cool desu

It has Kaya Scodelario so i'm gonna watch.

>reminiscent in spirit to his earlier works like Piranha 3D, The Hills Have Eyes, and Haute Tension.

If they aren't just bullshitting I am now excited for it.

>Burning Bright

GOAT c-horror kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=TfBKgPkuOng

>Sam Raimi
>Alexandre Aja
>creature feature that's probably rated R so the kills will be good
Sure. I don't think I've seen any crockino since Rogue.

>"Its either us or that bloodthirsty monster. Also after we get rid of the nigger, we should take care of this alligator."

Wtf raimi

cant believe I forgot half of the most based Fonda's is in it

Alligator is masterful. Plus, Robert Foster

it really does look kino. Aja does this stuff well, the serious parts of Piranha 3D were actually creepy. IIRC they showed gorier footage at CinemaCon a month or two ago and reactions were super strong, supposedly it's wild.

Between this and 47 Meters Down 2, it'll be a pretty good summer for aquatic horror.

Hum... Barefeet, drenched Kaya? Yes, please and thank you.