Signs you're watching kino

>signs you're watching kino
Full frontal male nudity. Not that I want to see dongs but if a movie has a dong it's probably overall a good film.

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absolutely

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>>signs you're watching kino

real deformed actors.

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>Not that I want to see dongs but...
yeah, I'm not racist or anything, but...

Why did they do that to him? How can there be a God?

This film was so weirdly comfy, I'd like to drive around Scotland in the rain

Music was good.

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>Boogie Nights
>Walk Hard the Dewey Cox story

op might be on to something

He got to touch Scarlett Johansson, that's better than 95% of the kissless touchless virgins on this site including me

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>Not that I want to see dongs

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Oh right. Like forgetting Sarah Marshall, you mean?

The penis has to be fully erected.

What's next for his career ?
Also I'd add the film Freaks also being kino

Some of my best friends are dongs

>Music was good
Rewatch the movie right after rewatching The Shining, you'll change your mind. Mika Levi is a hack.

He was a good dong

>How can there be a God?
Maybe God just doesn't care about looks.

Do you think false harmonics on detuned string instruments are something original and exclusive to The Shining?

...stats are stats.

for a low budget british flick it was kino.

yes

It's not this guy showing his dick, is it?

>Full frontal male nudity

This is welcome if it's someone like James Purefoy. no homo.

Yes, even him.
only his face is fucked up, his body is absolutely standard

Soooo... Antichrist?

Hope they do a Friday the 13th with Jason chasing a teen in the woods (also the teen in a male and has a huge flaccid dong)
I'd think it would subvert our expectations of a slasher film when it's usually teen girls being chased

A movie with a budget above 10 million isn't low budget

god probably looks a lot like that guy