ARYA DON'T YOU'RE RUINING THE SH-

BUT ARYA TRAINED FOR THIS MOMENT

DON'T TAKE THIS FROM HER

>prince

Translation error silly boy, it's obviously azor arya.

the secret to killing the NK is browning the butter

In the end politics killed more people then The Knight King. That says alot about our society. RiseUp.jpg

>If they were not going to catch the wight, they were not going to lose a dragon
>The Wall would be standing in all its mighty at this day
>Catching the wight didn't worth for anything because Cersei didn't help anyway

Sorry for my english

This

No it doesn't.

doing mental gymnastics to force a story to make sense is not the same as a story being consistent and coherent

Not apologizing for your English would make this a good post

>ARYA DON'T YOU'RE RUINING THE SH-
kek

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>every Azor Ahai/Lightbringer/Prince That Was Promised prophecy was meaningless
Do you really think Jon is going to pull a sword out of dany's heart and pronounce he is now TPTWP/Azor Ahai and flamewave the entire white walker threat? None of the people complaining about this particular aspect can even explain why they feel the non-inclusion of this not subtle at all shit is inherently bad. No one here understands what metaphor is or how prophecy is used as a literary device and not a LITERAL outline for the story (unless you're a fucking hack).

Yeah that entire thing was literally a contrived narrative to allow D&D to give the NK a dragon and thus a way to get past the wall. there's so many fuckups once you start digging, like the entire point for Dany to go with Jon by boat/horse and not ride there on Drogon is SPECIFICALLY to make the northerners think she means well.

First episode of Season 8, she uses Drogon to scare the shit out of the peasants and smirks at the fact she's inspiring fear.

but as soon as a wamyn does it, it stops being cool

Wow thanks for the spoiler retard faggot. Kys

My normie wife thought it was great because it was so unexpected. So I guess it would have been even greater if a motherfucking xenomorph from Aliens had appeared out of thin air and killed the NK. SO FUCKING UNEXPECTED SUCH GREAT WRITING

>I guess it would have been even greater if a motherfucking xenomorph from Aliens had appeared out of thin air and killed the NK
Yeah, that would've been pretty awesome.

Really it's not that Arya landed the killing blow, it's that she landed the only blow. She didn't even use any assassin techniques, she just ran at the guy like a screaming retard and stabbed him with a knife.

I'd have accepted it if she had at least put up a decent ambush (like putting on Bran or Theon's face or something, I don't know), or if literally anyone else had also managed to do something meaningful. Mostly Jon, who despite having leadership and combat experience does nothing at all. Doesn't even bother to go after the NK when he's right in front of him.

does ur wife enjoy bbc too?

>when even a fucking Marvel movie had better tact handling Ironman and Thanos' character arcs than Game of god damn Thrones
What timeline are we living in Yea Forums?

what if they did this to set up NK having a yaaas kween daughter to take up his mantle?

What if Tyrion used a slingshot he unexpectedly found in the crypt and threw Sansa's knife at the NK? That would have been really unexpected but if you think about it he's so small the walkers didn't notice him, it all makes sense now

>tfw the Night King is actually Davy Jones
I'd be okay with it desu

If the Night King can die from a single stab then why didn't someone just shoot him with a dragon glass arrow? Hello? Literally just a dozen bowmen is enough.

have sex

Well in the books the pale lady created the Night's King

Only mine

>The Knight King
Are you retarded?

That was what I was saying. If she revealed to be Bran that was way better, though they'd have to skip the whole 'he knows exactly where I am at all times'. Maybe get Jon to distract the NK so he can do his part. I think a lot of people would be less mad.

>Trained
Remind me when she trained knight tier sword fighting, throwing daggers, back teleportation, parkour and face changing, because all I remember is she using a staff while blind.

>Getting butthurt about the B plot

The funny thing is that dragons can't fly over the wall in the books.

>get hit with stick
>gain ability to sprint at super speeds, 100 weaponskill, and leap 20ft into the air
Uh have sex incel??!?
There are dragons in this show!

>Yeah that entire thing was literally a contrived narrative to allow D&D to give the NK a dragon and thus a way to get past the wall
He could've just went around the wall, so obviously he was just waiting for a chance to get a dragon mount.

I wouldn't expect Arya to became a giantess and poop on the Night's King army, but that doesn't mean it would be good.

>how did they all go 8 seasons without going to the toilet? am I expected to believe they went for YEARS without ever having to shit? That's so unrealistic
This is how you sound.

Is that really a challenge considering you can just fly around the wall? I actually don't understand why the freefolk don't just try to assault either the Shadow Tower or Eastwatch by-the-sea. Both are in much worse shape than Castle Black and with far less men. You could have them all fucked up with mammoths and giants and then suddenly there's thousands of freefolk beyond the wall. Bust some Umber heads with multiple giants and you got yourself some land while the Night's Watch is still looking north expecting a fight.

Where did this "have sex" thing originate from? A foolproof way to silence dissent, like "just turn your brain off" ?

engage in carnal intercourse

ummm sweetie are you some kind of incel

>ARYA PLEASE LISTEN TO MY TAX POLICY FIR-

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yeah, likely originated from a virgin RPing as a sex-haver to increase resentment against normies

It really isn't.
>superfluous day to day hygiene is on the same level as a character inexplicably gaining literal superpowers
This is literally how you sound.

it was cooked up by contrapoints fans trying to run gay ops for whatever reason

Jokes on you, shitting is an integral part of this series. Dany shits her brains out in the book and tywin dies on the shitter

I don't watch this rubbish but have heard plenty about it. In any of the battles involving cavalry does the opposite side think to dig trenches?

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SEXIST PIG!

yep they trivialized so much of the earlier series to have an epic girl power moment and and by making the night king job like a worthless bitch.

Don't forget if Bran never goes north the 3ER never dies either. So the NK never does the only 2 things he wants to do. Kill the 3ER and all of Westoros

nope, in every battle calvary pretty much btfo the other side except against the wights

>Work for a god who gives his followers superpowers.
>Get superpowers.
gAmE Of ThROnEs iS RuiNeD

That's fucking gay.

Sunk cost Fallacy: The Fanbase

I really fucking hate this way of talking. It reeks of reddit and Twitter. I haven't ever seen anyone who isn't a little pissant talk this way.

Oh I thought it was a clever way to say "get fucked"... I wish I was right

Just because you don't actually see them taking a shit, doesn't mean that they aren't taking shits. It's enough to know that they can take shits and as a half-way intelligent lifeform you can deduce that they probably take shits and won't die from constipation.

You've seen her getting trained for about 8 years now. You don't actually have to see her EVERY training to know that she's a good fighter. They've actually already shown that she is a good fighter on way too many occasions for this to be a good argument.

it means 'if you have sex, it will make sense'

they are talking as if they are the fucktards that are the MSM talking points.

That's a retarded and fallacious analogy. I'd suggest lurking moar.

Deflection won't change the fact that there is logic in Arya having superpowers .

>Way to many occasions
>LITERALLY 3 MOMENTS
>Every single one of them is just her using hand tricks of some sort
>Not a single one of her jumping 20 ft over thousands of WW at the speed of light
> All of these moments happen after s5 when D&D no longer had the books to fall on.

I'm not him you fucking redditor.

Arya is Azor Ahai you retards

Fuck off nerd. No one by that name exists in the show. Go back to your books.

I haven't even read the books you presumptuous cuck

>white walkers got through the wall only because their weapon (Viserion) that they got randomly had a random superpower to melt the wall
>the northerners won only because Arya's weapon that she got randomly had a random superpower to kill the NK
Just give everyone a random superpower and turn this into a proper capeshit at this point.

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Tell me in which episode Azor Ahai is mentioned. Or where you just cucked by book readers into believing that shit?

Dragons aren't real you fucking retard. Humans are, and they can't do that shit.
And stop acting like you've ever had sex. You're 14, and it's goddamned obvious.

What was the dagger made of?

Dabid's asspulls

They dont say his name but they do mention the prince who was promised

>only show the audience retarded shit that doesn't matter and serves as zero measure of overall combat progress
>all the REAL training was offscreen guys
Why not do this with every character? Sure, Littlefinger is shit at combat in what's actually written, but offscreen he was shooting off energy beams, I mean, we don't have to show or explain everything! We don't show him on the toilet either so this is perfectly fine

No, her training is insufficient to instantly and easily destroy the being that has been hyped up to be a world ending force with unimaginable physical strength, mental acuity and magical ability, with strong hints that he can just see the future to just be overtaken by a child who is sneaky and spent some time training and just beg for mercy.

Other characters train for along time, alot of them have more experience than Arya but you wouldnt expect Brienne to just walk up and kill him like it was nothing would you? Its an anticlimax, its poorly written, youre wrong.

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I'm so glad I never watched this show. I knew what it would turn into and was just waiting for the fan base to eat each other.

NK a bitch

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Seconding this, i tried getting into it, but now i an glad i didn't waste my time on this joke of an ending.

And why would Arya be a prince?

>Sam pricks his finger on a piece of dragonglass
>becomes New Night King since that's apparently how it works

>Be Stone Dornish nobleman
>loyal to House Dayne
>atheletic, fair and masculine
>fight, kill and adventure as much as you can
>outcompete sandy """"Dornish""""
>outcompete salty """"Dornish""""
>outcompete petty tourney-knights and Andalfags
>come home to perfect wheather, impressive landscape, dancing, singing, drinking and feasting with your mates
>fuck your 12 mistresses as often as possible
>produce strong sons and pretty daughters
>kek'd at Children of the Forest and Giants
>kek'd at other First Men Houses
>kek'd at Long Night
>kek' at Andalfag Invasion
>kek'd at """""House""""" Martell
>kek'd at Rhoynigga Invasion
>kek'd at """"""House"""""" Martell again, felt a bit of pity for them
>kek'd at Targ invasion
>kek'd at Bobby's rebellion
>kek'd at Greyfag's rebellion
>kek'd at reconstruction of """""""""House""""""""" Martell
>kek'd at war for Cersei's cunt
>kek'd at maesters and the citadel
>kek'd at every winter
>kek'd at tales of Northmen and their call for help
>kek'd at tales of Watchmen and their call for help
>kek'd hard at their description of "the wildling invasion"
>kek'd harder when said problem resolved itself
>kek'd hard at their description of "the army of the dead"
>kek'd hardest when said problem resolved itself

They do assault the other castles, in fact, small parties often go through the mountains to pass the wall but you cant really send mamooths there.

Valyrian steel.

this, she shut the blue eyes forever. Also Missandei said the prophecy was lost in translation when she said "prince or princess that was promised"

the screaming retard was Jon yelling go at the dragon for Arya to sneak by just like she did to Jon in the same goddamn place

it had to be in the heart, if you watch her stab him she thrusts upwards towards where he was originally stabbed by dragonglass when he became the NK

Literally everything that happened was for Arya to nani the night king.

LOL

>Loyal to house dayne
You mean Yronwood, right?

lol hurt, It wasnt that unexpected, especially all from Season 3 to now. The idea that Arya would kill him is right under your nose

yea, no honey

why do people retcon this shit themselves now.
dumb and dumber said themselves that they came up with arya out of thin air 2-3 years at season 6 filming

I really don't understand people complaining about Jon's chosen one secret king dragon rider arc culminating in him beating the big bad. ASOIAF has always been about plotlines not falling neatly into your generic headcanon.

>Pulling facts out of your arse
Just kill yourself mate

>the virgin quest taker vs the chad powerleveler

>Theon takes his last stand
>Instantly has his spear taken out of his hand, snapped in half, and promptly shoved into his stomach before he can even react
>Arya takes her last stand
>Not only did she survive essentially being hung when the NK grabbed her by the throat out of the air, she is given a large amount of time to do her knife switcheroo, the NK just watches what she's doing the whole time, and lets himself get stabbed
What reason, other than "the NK wanted to enjoy killing a little girl", would he have for not instantly grabbing the knife out of her hand and stabbing her with it, just like he did with Theon and his spear?
The only real answer I can think of is contrivance to allow a strong woman moment. And THAT is why I generally dislike "woman doing cool thing" in fiction.

>responding to shitposters with logic
>responding to shitposters at all

Let me explain something to you brainlets"
This isn't accidental hack writing - this is on purpose
We are in the era of "event programming". Making a good show is worthless if it doesn't trend on twitter. Everyone needs to talk about it. The only way to do that is to constantly flip the script.

They KNOW it's anticlimactic, against character, and fundamentally retarded - that's WHY they did it, so it would set the internet on fire way more than a satisfying conclusion would have.

She isn't a princess in any capacity, unless fucking Gendry made her one.

Funny how have sex and incell aren't filtered although they're spammed just as much as soiboi ever was.

Incel Incel ineeellllllll
Look at the Incel over here!!!!

This ain’t ASOIAF though

Because bad directing. It could've been just the NK swinging his sword and bursting into ice shards mid swing with Arya standing behind him.
In the end it doesn't really matter much because the bitching would've been the same.

Just respond to "have sex" with "bend over"

It's good because it was unexpected :^).
I hope Jon shits out an elf that stabs cersei to death and rapes his sisters, that would be to unexpected.

oh shit my bad i should just off myself, watch inside the episode they spell it out for you retard

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What are you on about OP that scene was EPIC! My mouth couldn't get any wider and then a primal wail came from nowhere when she SLAYED!! YAAAS QUEEEEEEEN!

underrated post

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her brother is king of the north m8

Arya is an assassin. She's awesome. Get over it.

Who’s this poo puncher ?

I was going to be pissed if the white walkers kept marching south to be honest, more so than the nerds complaining that they wanted to see everyone die - rendering everything pointless.

Wasn't the green eye, blue eye shit foreshadowing?

LotR would honestly be preferable.

How much better would it have been if it went like this instead?
>hold ground at Winterfell
>prepare for battle against the Night King and his army of the dead
>"they'll be here before sunrise"
>night falls
>anticipation
>existential discussions
>sun peaks over the hill
>no Night King
>he's gone around us
>he's already taken King's Landing and the Iron Fleet
>he's more powerful than ever now
>we need a new plan - there's no way we can attack him head on now

took me 30 seconds to come up with a better plot

LOTR did the "destroy the one thing and the whole army is defeated," but what makes it great is that it's all centered on whether Frodo, a completely normal and unimpressive person, can be a good person. And he FAILED. The only thing that saved humanity was Gollum's greed.

Tolkien unironically was more cynical and realistic about human nature than GRRM, or at least D&D's version of GRRM.

>Cersei and Euron fuck off to the Iron Islands before the Night King gets to her, Cersei is content to have the only throne left in Westeros as Jon and Dany get fucked and die

> Everybody still dies
> BUT I DIDN'T 'THAY THAT

Yeah, great job.

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that would unironically fit much better with the rest of the series than what happened

i'm not sure what point you're trying to make

How do normies not cringe every time this gremlin is on screen? Every single scene with her has been fucking embarrassing for like 5 years

hi big joel

She disarmed the butch knight with her little sword alone and when they went fully at it she was still able to stalemate her. stfu, you idiot.
You don't have to see ninja backflips on screen to know that it's implied that she trained a lot.

>Arya literally killed the Night King with the same move she used to win her sparring match with Brienne
>Brienne having any chance against the Night King

Kek

It's the same shit as "discord tranny". Painting everyone who disagrees with you under a broad general brushstroke makes it easier to hate them and recruit other people into hating them without reading what they actually wrote.

I’ve seen the last episode, all die apart from Bran and Sams woman, they become Sliders and open a wormhole to another dimension, they find the missing Quinn sucking the titties of the professor and then slide into a gangbang with the wizard, Gandalf

>Sunk cost Fallacy: The Fanbase
No that's the walking dead. At least here we know it's ending in like 3 episodes and can enjoy the final memes

>everything was pointless because of 2 seconds

What other franchises cuck their villains this way?

Voldemort keeps getting btfo each year near the end of the semester but at least he shows dedication to his cause by coming back in 364 days

This is so weird. Why be a Yea Forums shitposter if you don't watch GoT? Next you'll tell me you don't watch star wars or the mcu either...

reincarnation

The "real" Voldemort only appeared as the final threat in books 1, 4, 5, and 7. In 4 he actually got what he wanted. Book 2 Voldemort wasn't even really him but a splintered soul version of him.

He did get the ring there
And were told something makes Gollum go off the edge, we don’t know what but it was something not present

Well it turns out "Subverting expectations" isn't always good and somethings are cliche for a reason

While i agree it is done. Time to move on OP.

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I haven't seen an episode of this show either, but why celebrate it having a bunk episode?

I Love the original trilogy and with the abhorrent clusterfuck that is the sequal trilogy I can now even appreciate the prequal trilogy.

MCU is trash all around.

the entire show is garbage mate, not just the episode.

I don't believe she's a Mary Sue either. Anya's had the shit kicked out of her and failed at various things.

That doesn't mean the show isn't suffering from abysmal writing and a lack of basic strategy.

That doesnt make you prince faggot. If anything that removes you from ever becoming one.

>the song of ice and fire novels?
>page turners they were not!

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Why does Yoda love burning books so much?

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I love it because the game of thrones books are basically a response to Tolkienn and the traditional fantasy trope, subverting it and adding a sense of "grounded realism".
Star Wars is basically just a streamlined lord of the rings in space in terms of archetypes and tropes.
So it's hilarious that the got tv show and the new star wars films are pretty much identical since they're based on things that are supposed to be polar opposites

imagine actually justifying this shitshow

This show is idiotic.

Kek

How about we hold her to the same standard as any Faceless Man? If Arya can kill the big bad guy, should we assume any Faceless Man can? They're just assassins with a weirdo cult. Anybody can hire them. If Arya can save the world, does that mean they could have solved everything a long time ago just just by hiring an assassin to kill the supernatural king of evil? And nobody thought of that at all? But luckily Arya is one and she'll do it for free?

>when the solution was really that simple but no one thought to actually do it
Really, this is just a very important lesson on making a mountain out of a molehill. Very relevant in life

Yeah but she easily could have killed a normal White Walker. Not the fucking Night King who's the end game boss.

>green eye
You know, if they "really" wanted to subvert our expectations, they'd have Cersei kill Arya. But they're too pussy to do that

Yeah so kill him with a fucking dragon then

man fuck this show

>w-winter is coming guys!
>t.sdargs :DDDD
literally never came south of the North

.

When I heard that I honestly thought it meant she would take out a few generals, not the goddamn king himself

Because he was stunned that he came so close to death. People freeze up.

it's as clever as if Jaime whispered to himself "i'm the kingslayer gosh dangit."

>MY EXPECTATIONS WERE SUBVERTED THEREFORE IT IS GOOD.

yeah good fucking logic there smooth brain.

Wait if the prophecy is fake why do Mel’s spells work?

>My normie wife thought it was great because it was so unexpected.
Does she enjoy suprise sex as well? In the pooper?

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I’ve had these same thoughts.

Just gonna watch Rome for the umpteenth time.

It's just magic, who gives a shit. Same way warging works.