/got/

DABBIN' ON 'EM LIKE THE USUAL

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>k-kingslayer get in here.....we're telling w-war stories...jaime pls come. you remember that time when we won the great w-war?
>jon you fucking targ midget I nearly died out there with that ugly bitch Brienne I didn't see shit it was so fucking dark. your cripple not-brother, the so called three eyed raven was fucking useless and we were all fucked until the last minute when quasimodo teleported and killed night king out of nowhere
>did you know....I killed the legend of gin alley once. karl tanner i think it was his name. that was e-epic heh
>I heard a fucking craster bitch had to save your ugly ass. you and your gormless look on your face. how the fuck did you survive on the north that long? that fat fuck samwell tarly was more useful than you
>y-yeah? and I heard the sand snakes whipped your bad pussy. how about that?
>.....that didn't happen. bronn lied to you.
>I also remember bronn telling me you wanted to kill my aunty but he saved your ass at the last second
>Yeah, being forced to hear you talk, I think he made a mistake

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You guys know if this is legit?

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>SAVE ME LORD PETYR "LITTLEFINGER" BAELISH, FORMER MASTER OF COIN UNDER JOFFERY BARATHEON, ROBERT BARATHEON, LORD PROTECTOR OF THE VALE, LORD OF HARRENHAL, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE

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I just realized pic related is actually correct, that most likely is the moment the show went beyond saving

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>Sansa: Do you ever think what it would be like if we had stayed married?
>Tyrion: We actually are still married. You are just an adulterous whore

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based CIA

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I'm still holding out that the others are something completely different than the white walkers and are the ones that tricked the CotF into creating them.

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nuh

it's dragons and magic dude, what do you expect

Why didn't Petyr save him?

>someone makes a random shitpost making fun of D&D's retarded incompetence with the most ridiculous outcome to the WW threat they could think of
>it turns out to be true

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Bros

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Yo senpai long time dayne how you doing ?

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/ourgurl/

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Does anyone have a webm of Viserion falling on the castle wall, and burning everyone inside the castle? That actually looked really cool. We need more dragon websm.

I doubt Meera's coming back
Daario and all of Essos more than likely will ever be coming back despite being an actual force
D&D Have never cared about the neck
No Arya and Gendry

so Doubt

No, because Meera's last scene in the script for S7 says she walks out of the show for good.

no, plot will be retarded with infinite EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED LMAO

>he thinks the NK died
have a little faith in baelish's plan

Dubs for Littlefinger kills 3ER

Someone please post the /got/ .webm

>Sophie got married to some washed up boyband member
OH NONONONO

This. How the fuck isn't there a literal open revolt against Cersei? She has no claim, she has no support. For the past several seasons, its been emphasized how important this all is to getting the Iron Throne. Why would the Lannister Forces even serve Cersei? Jaime's the rightful heir to Casterly Rock, and thus in charge of the Westerlands and their levies. He can just go 'yeah, come march with me North' because the levies don't answer to a meme Queen, they answer to the region's Lord, who'd be Jaime.

Arya and Gendry will not speak to each other again for the rest of the show. Screencap this.

youtube.com/watch?v=cGh3s0lPxCQ

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I like how they didn't use show Cersei for this

/noh/

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They kiss in the next episode's preview.

Because she fucked that pirate

strawpoll.me/17922876

DAYNE?

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Only absolute brainlets will disagree.

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this

So not only did arya kill the NK, she will also kill Cersei. Jaime and Bran are utterly useless characters, their arcs mean nothing now

Except GURM uses those names as he likes
Manticores look nothing like what Manticores are supposed to look like etc

vocaroo.com/i/s1vt5OcJIvxi

I guess it's because she had the Sept blown up so everyone is scared of her

/ourguy/ can't catch a break

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>no stannis

so it begins

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tfw arya will get to kill cersei too

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There's no rules to fantasy creatures. They are whatever you call them in your story.

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I remember when shae the funny whore visited grrm and he was showing off the dragons from the show, and he said something like
>my dragons have two legs and not four because four is NOT REALISTIC

absolute state of this fa tfuck

lmao at these comments. Normies are not happy either

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thats an alignment chart lol what king has tommen slain

DUAL SWORDS DABID IF WE TAKE THEM WILL HE DIE

noh, nowy tendz

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>1.5 million likes
wew

> Daenerys has to deal with an underground resistance movement despite having all Unsullied and dothraki under her command (i.e. the scariest mofos in Essos) and three fucking dragons
> Cersei fears no retribution from the smallfolk because she blew up a holy site and Mountain is a meanie
Based D&D

because it's all retarded and useless now.
bran can just warg into euron and let him drown or just send arya through a secret passage with varys and gg game over

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What happened to the wildlings? I kind of forgot about them

kek at that last one

probably her youth dream

I've seen that before in screencaps, I think that's spicspeak or whatever and it just means thousands
so 1.5k

thousands

>characters alive as of S8

Stannis is dead, it's time to accept that user, D&D Stannis dead.

Does Stannis executing Mance Raider counts?
Or would it be Jon for putting him out of his misery?

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BRUH

>First for stannis
Based

>You killed!

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himself

joffrey was absolutely based in his last episode

>what king has tommen slain

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Is there a mod for the CK2 mod that makes the Others less of a joke that gets beaten by one doomstack?

Azor Boar fights NK Bran when

Based Diego

>Petyr
>strong claim on Riverlands
huh?

baited
brienne is the one who hasn't slain any kings

based not-black sails poster

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What the FUCK are those portraits?

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youtu.be/RHsfH47PakY

based

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You can set the Other's difficulty when you set the game rules.

>Ayne Harrenhol, ay shabbosh
>that'sh aff tha taybl ashwell?!

Man I miss Littlefinger

this
lmao stannis the king....renly was the only rightful king.

uh guys this wasn't how it was supposed to go
I've actually been messing around with it as I plan on casting all the book characters, as well as include things like a young Robert. I've already replaced NOH NOW IT ENDS with a young Sean Bean. So far I've done
>New Cersei
>New Dany
>New Euron
>New Aerys
>Lyanna Stark
>Val
>Taena of Myr

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this is right and the mythological revisionists should be rounded up and shot.

archive?

THIS RENLY RENLY RENLY

THIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

I mean the Qarth one but this is good also

Why that sounds about right to me.

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>mfw this general will soon be over for good
It's been years, lads. What memory of the general will you hold most dearly?

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B A S E D

Neat. You'll share it when you're done?

If you set it to max and then play as someone in Essos will they ever cross the Stepstones?

>Never been to the great city of Dorne.
Pathetic

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archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/55555555/

Thanks
Do you have any more of these for other movies? I had a bunch and lost them

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>Bran could of just had valyrian steel/dragonglass weapons attached to a bunch of crows and then make them kamikaze into the night king from all directions
based

No lad. Prequels are coming.

Objectively, who had the biggest teleport in the whole show? Littlefinger? Theon?

I'll be taking that head now

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Look at that fucking kill count, holy shit.
To add, those portraits are actually set to age, so I can feasibly do young and old versions of characters too. So this Cersei portrait's meant to be post-walk of shame, while the first one has her have longer hair. And yeah, but I could use some help with the following
>Victarion (tempted to use show Euron here)
>fAegon
>Arianne Martell
>Edric Storm
>Jeyne Westerling
They've been improved in the recent version, it seems.

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Varys or Sam desu

This is no longer a good show, but it's been a part of my life since I was 14 years old. Bittersweet indeed

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Euron

>prequels with nothing to do the main characters, storyline or setting
lol they'll get cancelled after 1 season and have 3 threads that never reach bump limit before everyone forgets about it

Stannis

We still don't know where he teleported to.

based

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>the manifestation of Death and Eternal Night was just a pawn in the machinations of le scary wine aunt

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GRRM isn't going to have anything to do with the prequels is he?
They're going to be all fanfic...

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Discovering there are other irreducible Stannisfags desu

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Well technically the wings are arm so he'd still be wrong.

that sounds too much like *what we expect* so

Starknotes was good this week at least

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ux628RGZa0

>The season is dark and full of errors

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It will because its going to involve the Starks and the 13th Night's Watch Commander. It's just a retelling of that mixed with their own Forest Children bullshit.

post gendrys

based

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I read "that sounds too much like shit" then re read it and realized I was right either way

I unironically miss Bobbyposting. Probably one of the most fun moments I've had on this shitty board.

The last five years have proven that the show being shit won't stop /got/

waiting 2 years for half the episodes to be filler. End me.

Dany beyond the wall

>tripfag makes cringey screencap of him replying to himself
holy fuck, filtered

What we are suppoused to believe is that "le dragon inbreds bad" is enough to keep smallfolk content with Cersei despite her popularity ranking lower then Maduro when he gets his head on a pike.

Varys
>Arrives in Meereen
>Goes to Dorne to get allies for Dany
>Gets back to Meereen in time to board the ship with Dany to sail back to Westeros
All in three episode

It will never be as popular but people will latch onto it and the new characters.

This. Fucking hell.

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Now that I think of it, why wasn't Arya assassiating the NK a part of their battle plan? Why did they have her fighting as a normal soldier when she's probably the best assassin in Westeros?

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>knowing there are quite a few ways they could make it all pay off
>also knowing they won't

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>"...and the rightful king aegon lived happily ever after."
>cut to george r. r. martin sitting across from martin tupper
>"so, whaddaya think?"
>series ends with brian benben mugging for the camera and a 1950s tv clip

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Because Jaime is a Knight, he has no claims to those lands, and Tyrion is disgraced. They answer to Cersei now for all rights and claims, especially now that the line of succession for the Throne is gone, that leaves only her. Considering she just blew up the Sept, I think most people are scared as fuck by her.

I see it ending up like Caprica.

kek

fucking this

We'll just use those generals as an excuse to discuss TWOW on this board.

we looked for you in the archive

So you're saying /got/ is only gonna be gone for 5-7 years?
That's a comforting thought.

>Ray Stevenson (from Blackbeard)
>Toby Regbo
>Freida Pinto
>Asa Butterfield
>Tamsin Egerton

try hxh

I see it being Better Call Saul. It's popular, people like it, but its far removed from the original.

Maduro still has some real support, international support as well. Cersei would realistically have nothing. What's the profit for the Reach lords supporting her? What about the Stormlands? The Riverlands are still in chaos I guess, and the Vale's sworn to the North and now Dany. Even the Westerlands, I doubt, would follow her still.
You only lose your claim if you join the Kingsguard. Once you leave the Kingsguard, that's gone. Jaime was dismissed from it by the last (sort of) legitimate King, Tommen Baratheon.

>S08E04 opens with a funeral chant
>a lone rider is seen heading to the woodline outside Winterfell, on the opposite side of where the battle took place
>lord of light theme swells up as the rider dismounts and head for a tree
>Davos kneels before the skeleton of his king, still wearing his armor
>cut to the remains of Shireen's funeral pyre, some flower buds can be seen piercing the snow
>Davos buries his king near his beloved daughter
>rides back to Winterfell and asks Jon his permission to leave and go back to his old life and his wife
K I N O

This guy must have read the script or something, the fact that he references Theon who dies in the same scene, and Drogon putting his wings over his eyes and whimpering which literally happens in the next scene is uncanny.

>Better Call Saul. It's popular, people like it
please stop embarissing yourself

BCS is million times more filled with filler than GoT

How’s it going to end?? Will there be an epic twist?

I predict Sansa and Bran will get word of the destruction of Kings Landing and Bran will go back to try to figure out what happened.
While he's in his vision-state Littlefinger kills Sansa and when Bran opens his eyes, and we have gotten to see the "flashback", Littlefinger takes his sword and kills Bran.

>discuss TWOW
user, I...

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>Finally we can focus on the real endboss, a pregnant alcoholic and her pirate boyfriend

Since when are youtube comments based?

would you lose a war for her /got/?

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So what's the point of his character still existing?

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>S0804 begins with Dany bringing back Jorah using a Red Priestess
>Fucks him
>Kills him
>Goes about her day

vocaroo.com/i/s0q2CvzQyg3z

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IS ARYA NOW THE MOST BASED CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SHOW

BASED ARYA

>>Toby Regbo
you win

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I wold keep her as mistress or """handmaiden"""

Also >Dany's quip that's gotta hurt
>Jorah is dead, pain all around

user ... in the preview of the next episode they fuck

Episode 4:
>War at Kings Landing
>Cersei dies

Episode 5:
>Kings Landing blows up along with all your favorite characters

Episode 6:
>Littlefinger returns to claim the throne and kill Bran

Remember when Tormund was a psychopath that enjoyed slaughtering women and children with his cannibal buddies? Before he was turned into LOL HE LIKES BIG WOMEN LOL SUCH A CUDDLY CLOWN LOL.

I do.

he looks cool and people mock him for not having a dick, mostly Tyrion dabbing on him constantly even though they are friends

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He was always a walking cuddly dipshit. He just got new friends.

This will be forever how I imagine it ended and nobody can convince me otherwise
>"I saw it in the flames Ser Davos,", Stannis explained, "the ultimate deception was needed. To save all of Westeros, to save the people of this land from certain death I had to sacrifice everything. My name, my child, my lands and titles. But it was my duty and so I did it. I layed in wait in the crypts of Winterfell for years. When the Starks retook the castle I hid. When the Dragonqueen, the Usurper came I was burning with rage, yet I hid, for I knew what was expected of me by the lord of light. And now that my job is done people will know what Stannis Baratheon is. The rightful king and the bringer of light. All those lords who smiled to themselves when I marched for the wall and hid in their castles will now know what it means to stand against me.The long night has ended Ser Davos, Dawn is coming and there is stil one usurper left to deal with"

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God I would cut my clit off just for a chance to smell Tormund’s bloody and sweaty beard after the battle of Winterfell.

>Everybody wears black all the time, even the flamboyant eunuch

Why

You know what BCS has what GoT doesn't have (anymore)? Engaging characters and character interactions. You don't watch it to see the plot unfold, you want to see the actors deliver dialogue. It really is like the earlier GoT seasons. I still remember watching the episodes back then and just enjoying the dialogue. When the episode was over I wanted it to continue, not because I was eager to see what happens next but because I wanted more of that dialogue and interaction. Back then, normies complained that GoT was a series where literally nothing happened.

nah the biggest whitewash in history will ALWAYS be cersei. always.

>Stannis trips on a bone and cracks his neck while saying Whoopsie
>Davos chuckles and a laugh track plays
>That's Our King! (The Show's Title)
>Credits roll

The dialogue was absolutely fantastic.

what went right?

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>Engaging characters and character interactions
>mike pouring cement for 50 minutes
>engaging characters

stop. GoT has shit writing but stop.

youtube.com/watch?v=vBTIZBEVUz4
holy shit, listened to this while reading BASED

Probably full of rotten corpse chunks.

Seeing Dany being BTFO will make that bullshit of last week perfectly forgivable.

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You mean when she blew up half the capital city and nobody seemed to care?

The rape.

>tfw all the trips are now dust

Mike is literally only there to pander to BBabies who start sobbing if the show goes more than 5 minutes without a shoehorned reference to the thing they recognise.

The Jimmy/Kim/Chuck lawyer stuff is way better. I'd kill for a no-Mike cut of BCS

Outing yourself as a pleb here my boy

b-but little girl kills giant, little goblin girl kills an ancient 8000 year old warlord that commands the dead.

Even better

ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
BASED
have the coolest pic (imho) of the one tru King I have in my folder

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sauce

It's because Jon is going to kill her in front of the Iron Throne to stop a Mad Queen burning a city and to take his claim,she'll let him, and he'll sit on the Iron Throne craddling her body crying as the show ends.

The beauty of Quarth is legendary...

It was beautiful.

>more hair than face
cute
>more face than hair
ew

>my clit
wait a second

Oh I get it now, it's because they cut his hair.

How did Arya even know who the Night King was, fuck this show.

it's a trap

Post tits or GTFO

I just want it to mirror Jaime's scene somehow, it was shot so well desu

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It's going to, just with Dany in his arms.

>TWoW and ADoS are completly finished
>They are also a gorillion times better than the turds D&D shat out
>On the day after the finale when people are seething at the shitshow GRRM releases both books
>The actual Story ends with STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS BTFO the rest of the usurpers and the WW

What would your reaction be?

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SHANSA

She might have her pendant taken off.
So better not.

You mean where? Because everyone knew the Night King was after Bran

Soon...

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>mutilate my throat with my dagger
Every time.

Maybe it's the guy that was on a Dragon, that tanked Dragonfire, that casually strolled in bitch slapping anything in his way and clearly looked different than any other WW and Wight.

I don't know user, how on earth could anyone figure out which one was the NK.

*brap*

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>OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND KEKOLDS

youtube.com/watch?v=hhqRmcsWqac

GOD THIS TEASER IS SO FUCKING CHEESY

I would probably also buy all the other fat fuck's book in gratitude desu

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Honest Question: Why do people even want the fucking throne
Most of the contenders are rich and powerful anyway.
Seems more like a fucking health hazard at this point

the last episodes can't possibly be worse than the last so it'll all be alright lads, just hang in there

Shave me Shansa...

>tempting fate

Joy

OFFICIAL GOT POWER RANKINGS
fooking legend of Gin Alley > naked Ramsay > Arya > clothed Ramsay > dual wielding Dayne > Night's King > a dragon

>The last episode can't possibly be worse
I wish I shared your optimism

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>Winter is coming
>This one will be long

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Power corrupts, they just want it, they want the power, the money, the perks. That's all. They want to be important.

>the slightly uncomfortable teatime

Dabid and weiss have consistently subverted my expectations while expecting the worst so I don't know lad

>All that hype I had during season 1-3 only to end up with this turd

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

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>Winter is coming
>The North remembers
>There must always be a Stark in Winterfell

IT NEVER MEANT ANYTHING

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What if the zombie Stark Kings killed the Night King instead.

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Could be much worse. Also Cersei used to be such a qt with long hair.

what do

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Nah he’ll replace Jorah as a new beta orbiter

youtu.be/6CbDw3vou54

Can someone explain this "from the dusty may sun" meme?

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>naked Ramsay beating Arya
Now that I’d like to see

What if Ned Stark came back and came for Cersei, Wight Ned for King.

Azor Rory The Chad of Chads

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MORE

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BURN THEM ALL!

>Dany never got to experience that dilf bear cock
Unfortunate

youtu.be/BvBjbMsnnlE

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Sam will stab Dany

I think Jaime lost his claim when he became King's Guard

Other than the shitty dub, this is fine. It's more of a geographical/family overview than a proper trailer anyway, which is honestly a smart way to advertise a series like GOT.

>tfw AGOT lets you actually take the women for your thralls and feed the babes to the fires
R'HLLOR HUNGERS

First for Summer's Bummer, formerly Night's

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so you can rape it on reddit?

What was the point of the wall coming down, the Night King plot line, the "Winter is Coming" line if with 3 episodes to go they just off him anticlimactically in a head-on-head battle?

Edaado Staak

Why didn't Arya use the superior weapon, the glorious Katana to kill the Night King in a single stroke from a sheated stance?
Baka

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because dude THE LONG NIGHT HAS COME...for two hours. oops.

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Ironically that scene with Arya stealthing through the room of wights is what stopped my “suspension of disbelief” that she snuck through to her the the NK
Including that scene and payed a big role in ruining the NK death

please explain, i beg of you

That's fucking stupid. In the early seasons of the show we are shown the Lannisters have several branches, cousins, uncles, none of them will just be cool with Cersei blowing up half of the nobility INCLUDING KEVAN LANNISTER AND SEVERAL OTHERS to seize power for herself. At the very least there should have been massive uprisings in the Reach, Casterly Rock and elsewhere, mass murdering nobility is literally the fastest way you can lose support of all the houses backing you.

Of course, the show just handwaves all of this. Let's just pretend Kevan and all the other Lannisters never existed, that support from the other lower houses does not matter in a feudal structure, and that Cersei can hold power unchallenged after nuking the equivalent of the Vatican because "muh yessss slay kween moment".

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>What was the point of the wall coming down
>game of thrones ends
>jon takes the throne
>"m'lord...we must increase the taxation on our subjects to rebuild the wall of the north!"
>"the world has enough walls...this is one we shall leave crumbled"
>jon looks directly in the camera
>"westeros welcomes all"
>credits roll

>Caspere would have known this

Cringe.

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Who has the best claim to the Iron Throne?

>Jon (Aegon)
>Dany
>Cersei
>Undead Joffrey
>Gendry
>Undead Stannis
>Legitimized Gendry
>Undead Ned Stark

Ah they loved each other at the end, it was probably the purest love the show will actually ever have. It just sadly wasn't a romantic/physical love, but it was still love. I think so many people overlook this, just like Jorah, who eventually figured it out.

watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=AR9PIUpPE6U

HOW CAN THEY REDEEM THE DISASTER OF LAST WEEK?

Seriously, what do you think they can do to make you forgive them?

that's not speaking

she could have been lying

Kill everyone.

S T A N N I S

>no option for rape
Not very realistic.

I should really look into the submits desu

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>HOW CAN THEY REDEEM THE DISASTER OF LAST WEEK?
by announcing the show's cancellation and that the winds of winter will release next sunday instead, with a dream of spring the following sunday

But the show was always about politics you retards. It would have been lame as fuck if the ending was "Westeros uniting to fight the Night King."

Not defending the episode, btw.

Total remake with producers.

He's never coming back is he bros?

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Euron summons the kracken.
Eruon kills Dany either through the dragonbinder or just by lopping her head off.
Cleganebowl.

Bran is actually the new NK, he stands up smirking as everyone looks on bewildered before slaughtering the survivors.

honk honk NK

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D&D are rummaging through forums and boards to check what people are expecting so they can do what no one expects. Which is naturally complete shit, because no one in their right mind would even consider it seriously.

Cersei. I'm sorry, lineages change during war. This is how it works, you can't just magically pop in and go "Well here is a DNA test, I'm not the King of England". I'm sure someone is closer to a proper and original lineage than Queen Elizabeth, they would never get the crown though.

Cersei has it, it's her claim. Now lineage wise, Jon has the rightful claim for Targaryans, Ned for Baratheons (then Gendry).

The show hasn't been about politics since S4.

>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again

>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed

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Jon or legitimized gendry, but let's not kid ourselves here it's going to be daenerys.

>But the show was always about politics you retards
it wasn't but you just think that because the name is game of thrones
after the war of the five kings, where the focus was already putting a lot of attention on unrelated stories, the focus shifted very far away from the politics of it all. tywin's death was pretty much the final nail in the coffin for it.

Cersei victory
It's the only way.

Harold Hardrada vs Harold Godwinson vs William the Conqueror

Or for non history fags
White walkers(Hardrada) get BTFO by Winterfell crew(Godwinson) but lost most of their forces) only to march hundreds of miles south to face their other threat and get btfo by the full might of William the Conqueror(Cersei)

youtu.be/GI7zy1PTMp0

What do we say to the God of Clowns?

Yeah and that's when it started sucking ass

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>the white walkers mon
>rely a big problem yo
>winter is coming
>we are so fucked
>or actually not lmao fuck off jon snownigger
>people in kings landing were correct and based for laughing at the northerners "worries"
fuck why were the northerners so fucking stupid. all that jazz to just end up with dead people of the norf everywhere, FOR NO REASON, LITERALLY NO REASON. the norf are all retards and look like jokes at this point. also all the big generals, the old men seems to be fools on every turn. thank god we got the dragon queen, thank god we got the goblin, thank god we got the funny remarks making dwarf man, thank god grey worm survived somehow, thank god fat slob survived somehow. the norf remembers i tell u that much ait. fu king gobbers m8.

Subverting subversion by making the latest episode all a red herring setting the characters and audience for a fall after a simple battle isn't enough to stave off the long night, the prophecies come back into play and great sacrifice will be needed.

rate my lord of dorne

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robert's crown looks gay

Cersei

>Targs lost the crown to Robert
>Robert gave it to Ned until Joffrey was able
>Ned died
>Title passed to Joffrey immediately
>They're all dead
>Gendry is a bastard and never legitimized
>Cersei is the defacto ruler

I hope the NK somehow respawns, and the flood of the undead spreads further south.

please D&D

HONK HONK

>they hint at kraken summoning but Wine Queen just 'bish slay's him.
>They give us Clegainebowl. Hound wins. Takes off his face and it's actually just Arya. Hound died offscreen.
>Bron decides to kill Tyrion with the crossbow, misses and kills Dani
P R E P A R E
T O
B E
S U B V E R T E D

Anonymous... GODS....WHAT A STOOPID NAME!

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

Ultimate kino.

Whoever sits on the Iron Throne has a claim to it. Simple as that.

cunt/10

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I hate all of those more than I thought I could. Thanks asshole.

Night King is actually somehow still alive

upvoted

can someone post the webm of what ep3 couldve been? there were lots of cuts from other episodes and most characters were being killed off

Source: dude just trust me.

Made me kek

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>tfw my old GoT shitpost folder is completely redundant now because nothing in here is as ridiculous as the real show

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Thanks Mauler

>Jhiqui sneaks on to the Iron Throne

Kek the only death worthy of a true warrior

katherine should have replace every ugly bitch on GoT (sophie and lyanna especially)

New

>GRRM here, pleased to announce that HBO have commissioned GAME OF THRONES: REDUX. This will be a full remake of the GAME OF THRONES series from start to finish, with a much boosted budget, new writers, directors, and will last 10 seasons of 10 episodes this time. REDUX's first episode will air in 2020, to coincide with the launch of WINDS OF WINTER, and season 2 will air the following year when A DREAM OF SPRING releases - both books have already been written. I will be personally showrunning this new adaptation, and we'll be taking a different approach to the original version in a number of areas, especially as the show heads towards its ending. The goal is to bring it more in-line with the books, now that they've been written. Please look forward to it!
Wasn't expecting this at all. Thoughts?

There's no other major battle this season so we're in for 240 mins of soap opera and forced real world politics.

Great EPIC, AWESOME and AMBITIOUS season you got there D&D you fucking cunts.

Nothing that would make sense. Bran turning into the next NK, sure but they would do it at the Land of Always Winter or where the last 3ER was stuck in a tree. Euron having cool secrets is unlikely, especially the dragon horn

You are an absolute pleb. Kys.

I liked Caprica, the main girl was cute.

There should be an Arya spinoff that deals with her training in Essos, only they cast someone who's actually cute and let it last only one or two seasons so she can't get ugly before the end.

Epic meme did you get it from faceberg

oh no no no no no

>How do I make it different from the show
>UNICORNS

I'd suck GRRM's rancid tiny pink mast

How hard do you think it would be to get David Lynch to direct a short film of this scene?

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t. jerks off to sophie fat ass

Suicide girl is legit chubby.

kek same

>Cersei
No.

See All the Seven Kingdoms except Dorne follow male primogeniture. This means the line of succession is as follows:

A. Assuming Robert's children are bastards out of incest (Baratheon claim):
1. Robert
2. Stannis
3. Shireen
4. Renly
5. ???? (Some distant Baratheon)

B. Assuming Robert's sons are his. (Lannister claim)
1. Robert
2. Joffrey
3. Tommen
4. Myrcella
5. Stannis
6. Shireen
7. Renly
8. Distant Barantheon cousins
7. Distant Lannister cousins

Nowhere does it say the Queen consort nor the Queen Mother inherits the throne. Assuming the Barantheons are struck out the list of claimants because of their "rebellion" then the throne should go to Lancel, Willem or Martyn Lannister (Kevan Lannister's sons and Cersei's cousins).

tl;dr - Stop defending the shitty dumbing down of the show.

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this is one of my all time favorites

More like
>Episode opens with people cleaning up the corpses, saying their farewells
>Sad music, we see Dany crying over Jorah
>Suddenly we cut to Kings Landing to an uninterrupted 7 second shot of the mountain absolutely railing the shame nun so we find out what happened to her
>Cut back to Winterfell, resume the sad funeral
>The Mountain scene is never addressed again

>No.

Yes, she won through conquest and death, she sits on the Iron Throne, she is Queen, it's hers. That's how it works .Like I said, you can't just waltz into England and demand to be King/Queen just because of DNA. Elizabeth will still be Queen and you'll be kicked out unless you revolt and overthrow her.

The right is Cersei's until she's usurped.

K I N O

better or worse than 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42?

>Jon is going to kill her in front of the Iron Throne to stop a Mad Queen burning a city
No lets be honest he'll kill her for calling him a manlet too much
At some point he'll just snap

Please explain how is she holding Casterly Rock and the Reach after bumping off members of the ruling families there. Why would any Lannister support her claim?

>There must always be a Stark in Winterfell didn't mean anything
Thats good though, i can't stand autists overanalyzing this shit, its just a figure of speech that there must always be someone who keeps order at home

Wildfire Fear. Also because it means Lannisters are still in power, they're mostly all greedy shit fucks.

He's got a point though, she sits on the Throne, it's her claim. How she's able to hold it is a mystery, but as far as the actual claim goes, she's the one that's got it, it's her's.

Yeah no, that's fucking stupid. No wildfire threat in Casterly Rock. Realistically she would have been overthrown by a Lannister-Tyrell alliance possibly including Dorne way before Dany even shows up.

>How she's able to hold it is a mystery

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dead on casting there

Hold the pain within, J-bear.