Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make my stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make my stick thin and so feeble...
based midge hunter
why are you so angry bro?
why couldn't this have been in endgame
He has a short temper.
That's below the belt
Im sorry, shouldnt make fun of his shortcomings.
this joke dwarfs in comparison
that's a little on the nose
midge
did a dwarf fuck your mom?
Come on, these are just low blows, you guys should be above that
Jesus you people are mentally ill, midgets are people too even though they are tiny disgusting freaks, they might also have feelings! But probably not, they are probably not even human... hunt them down and kill them all!
Why do you hate him so much?
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kek
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just when I thought this place was indescribably evil, venal and corrupt beyond all description.
you made me laugh. good job OP. you might be a faggot, but I wouldnt mind giving you a reach around.
I fucking love this
I hope it's the same guy always making these threads.
I love you OP
Is this OC? Normally it's the 'chocking on his own blood' pasta
Does anyone have the cattle prod pasta?
based pyscho
Someone send this to him
Killing dwarves is an act of kindness to everyone involved, OP is an angel of mercy if anything.
Read up on Warwick, the guy is a huge asshole.
I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.