What was your reaction to The Rise of Skywalker's trailer?

Can't wait until my wife's son gets that sex change we've been pushing on him since childbirth.

That the title is embarassing.

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I honestly don't care anymore. I didn't watch it. I didn't see Solo because I quit after TLJ.

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That it's not that good. It's almost like faggots have bad imaginations.

>tailer comes out
>ahh whatever I'll watch it
>see gif of Rey doing the Matrix backflip over tie fighter
>don't watch it

Me too, I'm done with it. No rage or hype, I just don't care

That Rey will keep being a Mary Sue with no character development. And Kylo and Leia both are toast.

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>this looks like shit but I'm interested by potential return of palpy as the only character I like, look foward to the reviews of it.

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I jumped ship halfway through TFA.
I want to see this franchise go down in flames.

I have finally hit a point in my life where a star wars trailer is as impressive as a trailer for any other shitty movie coming out that year. These movies aren't great or terrible, they're just forgettable and meaningless.

I don't want to play anymore. I'm sick of a multi-billion dollar media conglomerate making low-grade shit and calling me sexist for pointing it out. I'm sick of them trying to trick me into watching their low-grade shit. I want out.

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>palpy
that's SHEEV to you, trooper

felt nothing and i still feel nothing. I just want this """""""saga"""""""" to end so people forget about star wars for 2 decades at least

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I leaned over to my wife and mimed cocking a pistol and putting it in my mouth. She said "you're right, this is a good trailer to pee," so she rushed out of the theater, peed (in the hallway, I assume) then rushed back in before the movie started proper. She had good sense, because that was the last trailer before the Cocacola ad that immediately precedes the movie. I missed the first few frames of End Game because I peed during that ad.

Reminder that Disney uses sophisticated facial recognition algorithms to optimize audience reactions to their media.

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You need a better strategy. I stuffed my pants with wads of dirty rags to soak up the moisture when I inevitably needed to pee. Maybe I could have just peed in one of the three empty large Dr. Pepper cups I had accumulated by the half-way point in the movie, but I didn't want to risk missing a single moment to look away from the screen and aim into the cup.

Laughter,Sonic looks better than this

Palpatine laughing made me realise they're grasping at any straw they can to make people care

Nothing. I felt nothing. Because Star Wars is dead to me. Disney killed it.

Insulted that they are trying to pass off the movie as a loveletter to Luke Skywalker after they ruined and killed his character in TLJ.

The title is witless pandering. JJ has no imagination and all the writers at Lucasfilm are more interested in political propaganda than Star Wars. The title was for bugmen and other blind unthinking consumers. Disney's not even trying to make a good movie, they're banking on the title tricking enough people to make their money back in the first weekend.

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This.

absolute indifference

Saw the trailer for the first time when seeing Endgame. Looks like crap; just like all of Nu-wars has been so far.

Meh.

Is this the one we've the knights of ren show up? Or have they completely tossed that idea by now?

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why don't they work

It looked cheesy and boring

I cried and was full of emotion looking at Eric Butts's reaction.

I have this one

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>”oh cool it’s the Finn opening shot”
>”oh my god is she going to force-run race that TIE?”
>slowmo jump
Pic related

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This.
Same for me.

Pretty nothing trailer. No signifigant information in it.

dear god. watching this makes me feel like shit

They work fine on normies. See The have difficulty with autistic people. That's why you hate DisneyLF trash.

haven't watched it

Cos Palpatine, Nu-Wars cretin.

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TEH REY

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Protip: It's not the "point in your life." It's Star Wars that has changed.

Shameless attempt to win back the half of the audience they lost after TLJ.

There's no way Palpatine or any Skywalkers actually come back in any meaningful way. It's just a trick to buy a ticket. TFA was bad but TLJ killed this series and nothing can undo it.

That really was desperate, wasn't it?

yawn

It's not even an original recording. They salvaged the laugh track from some unused audio clip of the prequels.

Apathy as I never bothered to watch it.

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Theres a trailer?

What's up with the semen jars?

>any Skywalkers actually come back
is that supposed to be a back thing?
skywalker wanking ruined the main star wars timeline
everything old republic was such a breath of fresh air because nobody was bothering us with those fuckers until bioshits made Revan the new skywanker but who cares about tor lmfaoa

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Complete apathy.

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I really dislike the destiny thing. The prequels pushed hard this idea that SW is really about the Skywalker family. It's become a soap opera in space.

>ray jumping over that speeding vehicle in a reverse-Prometheus trick
>Kylo doing Rock Bottom
>Death star 2 ruins
>Sheev HUEHUEHEU
Absolute rubbish, but it might be a so-bad-it's-good thing, so I might watch it on the big screen, I am a sucker for trainwrecks.

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"Kind of stupid" to "stopped caring about star wars after the force awakens"

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This makes me feel uncomfortable

>Oh shit... Even TLJ had a decent trailer...

I almost couldn't believe how awful it was.

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Anyone who pays money to see this film in cinemas should be permanently banned from Yea Forums.
NO exceptions

His eyes don't betray any emotion, I call fake and gay.

are these people for real or are they just faking it for the sake of the camera?
please just tell me they're paid actors

The Jewish war on masculinity is real.

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