What's his ultimate goal? Will he be the final boss?

be the king of the seven kingdom

>What's his ultimate goal?
Literally to have sex

one of them is a dull, chaotic evil character who causes death and anarchy for no clear reason and has no discernable motives.
oh wait they're both like that

EARTH ROCKER

>culture
Sweet! More access to naan and taco trucks!

As opposed to what? The countryside empty of any soldier where every deserter and highwayman can come, steal your food, kill you and your son and rape your wife and daughter?

not to mention pho

ueron has clear motives. they are dude me big strong man me kill me fuck woman oog oog

night king has no clear motives because d&d have no idea what the fuck they're doing and wanted him gone for the yass queen plot. but explained motives = potential for intriguing motives.

I hate meme foods

I love more crime and brown people now.

I love more crime and brown people now.

I love more crime and brown people now.

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>yfw you thought the white walkers were the ultimate threat
>tfw euron turns himself into the drowned god and wipes out the north

He really is Bam Margera

>implying there aren't these kinds of foods in rich neighborhoods

>Arya also kills zombie Mountain to save Sandor, because fuck Cleganebowl

The opposite is probably gonna happen. the mountian will kill arya screencap this

>the mountian will kill arya screencap this
>ARYA
>DYING
>IN THIS SHOW

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this guy is a terrible casting decistion
i cant buy this cowboy mutton chop alabama dude as a pirate

He's probably going to be the final boss in the books, which is probably what gurm told dumb and dumber.
But they completely fucking destroyed his character, so instead of being an insane lovecraftian cultist with magic powers who sacrifices priests from every major religion, he's just a fucking meme pirate who fugged da kween XD

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>lost the ultimate evil
>the threat of the extinction of mankind
>replaced with Lannisters and gay vikings.

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I believe so yes.

The series was lacking white evil men for a while, he was created to fill that spot

Put a ring of wildfire around your house and you'll never need to worry about that

Show Euron is Disney villain tier
Book Euron is Champion of Chaos attempting to ascend to Daemonhood.

unironically a finger in the bum

Sounds like every modern major city. Just add non whites,urban decay and white flight and its a perfect match.

How can anyone possibly care about this fucker?

The fucking screenwriters absolutely ruined Euron for me

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>Drogon Lights frankenmountain on fire
>idgaf.jpeg
>Hound shits pants
>Arya rushes, gets cut in half
>Motivates Hound

Thats how we get celganebowl

As if those shitrunners had balls to kill off strong whamen.

>war breaks out in Kings Landing
>Euron is with Cersei watching the war from a balcony window
>Golden Company get their shit pushed in by dragons
>Kings Landing is falling
>Cersei and Euron head to throne room
>Tyrion, Jaime, Bronn, Yara, and Jon burst into throne room where Euron and Cersei are
>Euron slices Cersei's throat before the gang can get a hold of her
>Euron throws himself on their mercy, saying that killing Cersei was his plan all along
>they don't habeeb it
>Yara kills Euron

That new Kings Guard armor looks so fucking goofy. Why not go all the way and just have them dress up as storm troopers to really drive home the point that they're just evil no-face henchmen.

>He's probably going to be the final boss in the books, which is probably what gurm told dumb and dumber.
No way. The whole point of the books is that in the end - the Iron Throne or who sits on it doesn't matter

Ironically he's danish, but I agree he looks way too average for someone who's supposed to be a pirate king. Pretty decent actor too, but they gave him absolutely nothing to work with here.

Because his dumb face takes up precious screen time. I want him to just fuck off and die already.

Nah GRRM wants to pull a Scouring of the Shire and have the ultimate evil die way before the actual ending

>D & D didn’t explore Euron further to give exposition to his obsession with magic and Krakens.
>could have had a kraken devour a dragon in a surprising turn of events
Instead we get Flash from Blackadder

It would have been more interesting if Daario had been the one to come back and turn traitor to Dany by allying with Cersi - show Euron is lame and feels like a time filler

>Flash from Blackadder
Damn i'd always been thinking his whole bravado looked familiar but this is spot on.
>Cersei, am I pleased to see you or did someone just put a canoe in my pocket. WOOF.

>>a character who started out as just a dude who got sacrificed by kids
>>and became a speechless icecube
>>who did nothing for years
>>until finally someone GAVE him a dragon
>>and proceeded to die to a little girl
All this counts as us losing him. It happened slowly

NK was literally created by the Children of the Forest to eradicate mankind from the Earth. He sets about doing that. That's why he has no personality, no depth. He's literally a weapon to remove pests. He might as well be a Terminator.

Stop expecting development from that. That's your own damn fault.

why would anyone want to live in trumps america?

>Cleganebowl
>Sandor then kills Cersei and brings Dany her head
>Dany grants him his choice of Castle (so many are empty) for his service
>picks Bear Island so he can fuck off alone
>weeks go by
>He makes sure Arya is buried in the rebuilt Winterfell crypts
>Standing by her statue
>Illyn Payne was always a weird fucker
>tells her he finished her fucking list
>says goodbye and leaves to live a life of solitude and peace

wtf I absolutely ADORE more crime and brown people now

Books:
>Lord Balon's eldest brother had never given up the Old Way, even for a day. His Silence, with its black sails and dark red hull, was infamous in every port from Ibben to Asshai, it was said.
>thoughts of Theon Greyjoy

>He may be dead, and if he lives, why, he has spent so long at sea, he'd be half a stranger here. The ironborn would never seat a stranger in the Seastone Chair.
>"Esgred" to Theon Greyjoy

>Euron Greyjoy is no man’s notion of a king, if half of what Theon said of him was true.
>Robb Stark to his bannermen

>Tristifer: The Crow's Eye brought back monsters from the east ... aye, and wizards too.
>Asha: Nuncle always had a fondness for freaks and fools. My father used to fight with him about it. Let the wizards call upon their gods. The Damphair will call on ours, and drown them.
>Tristifer Botley and Asha Greyjoy

>Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is the maddest of them all.
>Baelor Blacktyde to Victarion Greyjoy

>Euron's gifts are poisoned.
>thoughts of Victarion Greyjoy

>Tell the Crow's Eye he's afraid of kinslaying and he'll murder one of his own sons just to prove you wrong.
>Asha Greyjoy to Tristifer Botley

>Moqorro: Others seek Daenerys too.
>Tyrion: Have you seen these others in your fires?
>Moqorro: Only their shadows. One most of all. A tall and twisted thing with one black eye and ten long arms, sailing on a sea of blood.
>Moqorro and Tyrion Lannister

Show:
>FINGA IN DA BUM xDD

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>also Clegane takes Longclaw
>Strickland Carries Blackfyre, House Targ reclaims it

I love more crime and brown people now.

Dnd axed all of his magic powers he's just going to be a really lame bad guy who might threaten to kill the dragons

Reminder ->

Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel.

Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.

Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.

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The Forsaken chapter is GRRMs best writing to date, period.

wasn't his goal to stick his finger up cerseis bum? pretty sure he's accomplished that now.

>When he laughed his face sloughed off and the priest saw that it was not Urri but Euron, the smiling eye hidden. He showed the world his blood eye now, dark and terrible. Clad head to heel in scale as dark as onyx, he sat upon a mound of blackened skulls as dwarfs capered round his feet and a forest burned behind him.

>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again, and the priest woke screaming in the bowels of Silence, as piss ran down his leg. It was only a dream, a vision born of foul black wine.

Literally an anime character

>“It was me who taught you how to pray, little brother. Have you forgotten? I would visit your bed chamber at night when I had too much to drink. You shared a room with Urrigon high up in the seatower. I could hear you praying from outside the door. I always wondered: Were you praying that I would choose you or that I would pass you by?” Euron pressed the knife to Aeron’s throat.

>“Pray to me. Beg me to end your torment, and I will.”

>“Not even you would dare,” said the Damphair. “I am your brother. No man is more accursed than the kinslayer.”

>“And yet I wear a crown and you rot in chains. How is it that your Drowned God allows that when I have killed three brothers?”

>He could only gape at him. “Three?'

>“Well, if you count half-brothers. Do you remember little Robin? Wretched creature. Do you remember that big head of his, how soft it was? All he could do was mewl and shit. He was my second. Harlon was my first. All I had to do was pinch his nose shut. The greyscale had turned his mouth to stone so he could not cry out. But his eyes grew frantic as he died. They begged me. When the life went out of them, I went out and pissed into the sea, waiting for the god to strike me down. None did. Oh, and Balon was the third, but you knew that. I could not do the deed myself, but it was my hand that pushed him off the bridge.”

>The Crow’s Eye pressed the dagger in a little deeper, and Aeron felt blood trickling down his neck. “If your Drowned God did not smite me for killing three brothers, why should he bestir himself for the fourth? Because you are his priest?”

>He stepped back and sheathed his dagger. “No, I’ll not kill you tonight. A holy man with holy blood. I may have need of that that blood … later. For now, you are condemned to live.”

>A holy man with holy blood, Aeron thought when his brother had climbed back onto the deck.

>He mocks me and he mocks the god. Kinslayer. Blasphemer. Demon in human skin.

Uhh sweetie, could you stop with your racism and misogynist BS. Arya is much stronger than the mountain and much faster too.
Arya will kill him easily then have a showdown with the true evil in Westeros "Cersei".
Screencap this.

>“Bind them to the prows,” Euron commanded. “My brother on the Silence. Take one for yourself. Let them dice for the others, one to a ship. Let them feel the spray, the kiss of the Drowned God, wet and salty.”

>This time, the mutes did not drag him below. Instead, they lashed him to the prow of the Silence, beside her figurehead, a naked maiden slim and strong with outstretched arms and windblown hair … but no mouth below her nose.

>They bound Aeron Damphair tight with strips of leather that would shrink when wet, clad only in his beard and breechclout. The Crow’s Eye spoke a command; a black sail was raised, lines were cast off, and the Silence backed away from shore to the slow beat of the oarmaster’s drum, her oars rising and dipping and rising again, churning the water. Above them, the castle was burning, flames licking from the open windows.

>When they were well out to sea, Euron returned to him. “Brother,” he said, “you look forlorn. I have a gift for you.”

>He beckoned, and two of his bastard sons dragged the woman forward and bound her to the prow on the other side of the figurehead. Naked as the mouthless maiden, her smooth belly just beginning to swell with the child she was carrying, her cheeks red with tears, she did not struggle as the boys tightened her bonds. Her hair hung down in front of her face, but Aeron knew her all the same.

>“Falia Flowers,” he called. “Have courage, girl! All this will be over soon, and we will feast together in the Drowned God’s watery halls.”

>The girl raised up her head, but made no answer. She has no tongue to answer with, the Damphair knew. He licked his lips, and tasted salt.

youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ
>in a different time line

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I dont remember reading this at all, has he accidentally released a new book

>who the fuck would choose to actually visit 4channel at this point
>stinky, constantly in danger/under attack, constant volatile changes in leadership, full of crime

It's from tWoW, he read it in come Con back in summer 2016.

It's from PoV of Aeron Damphair (Greyjoy).
thehawke.github.io/twow-excerpts/chapters/forsaken.html

One of the TWOW preview chapters. If fatman even finishes that book I'll be happy honestly, I want far more based retard Victarion and anime villain Euron.

so unreleased things?

Lmao, Vic is such a moron it's actually fun to read his chapters.

Arya will try the same sneak attack on cercei, only to be caught midair by the mountain. She tries the same knife-drop stab trick, but the Mountain is unharmed. The Mountain crushes her head with one hand.

This gets The Hound hype to fight in Cleganbowl.

Screencap this.

Yup, there are a lot of them.

Tyrion, Barristan, Arianne x2, Arya (Mercy), Victarion, Theon, this one.

jon has a dream where he's standing on top of the wall with a flaming sword and wearing armor that sounds like that armor

thehawke.github.io/twow-excerpts/

Part of me wants him to survive until the end, even if it's incredibly likely he's going to die in Mereen. Just this incredibly persistent, angry pirate king pillaging across the Stepstones.

We can't every single dream or vision seriously, which is the fun part of these books, but they are quite consistent so far.

I'm more interested in how Patchface's ramblings will play out. Something is happening at the Wall in the East...

so why cant he just make a book already if he has stime for this crap

I dont even remember what the fuck happened in the last book or where the characters are. How the fuck are you going to get back into this, on the off chance that the fatfuck actually gets something done?

Apparently, according to very solid sources, he had a near-complete tWoW draft in 2015 but was ultimately unhappy with it, so he started a massive rewrite.

A lot like Dany's un-advantures delayed much of aDwD.

Just reread plot recap lol. It all comes back, just read these tWoW chapters and you'll be back in the world immediately.

yea i figure its going to be the same place as in the show, eastwatch. wasn't there some report about 'dead things in the water' from eastwatch?
im just going to refresh my memory with wikipages, i refuse to read this series again its just too fucking long.

Yup.

Fucking great idea. Too bad the quality is too high for the show current.

Pho is great

KINO