Which will be more enjoyable?

Which will be more enjoyable?

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death

Unironically Sanic, Jim Carrey will save it

the CGI rodent from the videogame

Depends on how CWC responds

Pikachu free. Sonic was never good in any way shape or form.
Unless...

Detective Pikachu looks like something I could begrudgingly sit through. Sonic looks fucking abysmal.

Sonic.

Pikachu has too many girls and sois in its target demographic for it to be truly good. Whereas Sonic’s target demographic practically doesn’t exist. You could potentially say it’s maybe aimed to internet kids of the 90s, but even that is a stretch since CWC is still pretty unknown in MSM. Either way, the lack of solid target demos essentially frees Sonic from the bonds of fanservice and hot topic currents, which will allow it to be a unique spectacle that none of us will be able to prepare for.

Detective Pikachu will be competently made and boring, Sonic will be a trainwreck

sonic because it will be reaction image gold.

sonic will be a trainreck
picachu will be a borefest

I didn't even read your post. hivemind

Neither, truth be told. Both will be complete cringefests.

>you get to see Joke, Pikachu AND Sanic in the same night at the kinoplex
you exist in the blessed time line brother.

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As far as I see:
Sonic is for little children.
Pokemon can be more enjoyable to teenagers, adults.

> sonic is for little children
You couldnt be more wrong

Sonic

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You're the weirdo 28 year old sitting at a table in mcdonald's playing yugioh, aren't you

Why does the sonic trailer give me a spykids vibe?

Sonichu

Irony being the sonic fan base is teens to mid 20s...40yo autistics are the exception
Why they dont just do a PG film is beyond me, although it would literally just be Ratchet & Clank: Hedgehog edition

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Based

Uh meow?

Detective basedkachu is going to be a mediocre nostalgia cashgrab with vapid, non-offensive humour and a run of the mill story. People will say "It's okay, nothing too great but I enjoyed it" Also pikachu talks, fuck that.

Sonic is a full autism terrible looking shitfest, with cringy quotable one liners, it will spawn memes like nothing else and every critic will say it's terrible and reddit hates it already. It will be far more enjoyable, if you don't go see this in theaters day 1 you're missing out. It's so bad it's already a classic.

tl;dr
Basedkachu=reddit
sonic=Yea Forums

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>nice CGI & shitskin MC vs shit CGI & King Jim Carrey

Sonic for sure
>Ryan Reynolds old man CP snark?
Check
>creepy sexualized Mogwai with eerie wet hypnotic eyes that have vague kabbalah vibe
Check
>total ADD disassociation from reality and the natural world
Check
>the next lvl in infantilization of the American white male, replete with endless pet toy merchandise and beanie baby sensational consumerism
Check
>non-white teen star with SJW name? Justice. Jussie.
Check mate
>nostalgia baiting song selection that gets grown men clapping, while our veterans are committing suicide twice daily due to illegal wars
Check
>neo-modern compulsion seen in camgirls, where white males must contribute money to vicariously experience $1 billion box office success
Check

I will pY to watch Sanic

Staying home and playing Defender or Robotron on MAME.

fpbp

Sonic for all the wrong reasons. You can tell already Pikachu will be too safe, but with Sonic no one gives a shit.

Sonic will be a 90 min Yea Forums shit post, mark my words.

Need Carrey Robuttnick memes.

Sonic will be kino

A movie with both, in which they fug, and sonic get buttpregnant with sonichu.

sonic has no diversity hires

I never watch these movies not even on television but I feel like paying to see Sonic. That trailer was funny AF.

Sonic has Jim Carrey as Robotnik which honestly sounds all kids of fun right there. I cant think of one thing that interests me about DP. The pokemon look god awful, the jokes they have look flat as all fuck, and this added layer of edginess somehow makes it even more cringe than Apokelypse.

Both will be garbage but at least Sonic might get a chuckle out of me if I watch high.

Sonic will be worse than overall DP, but the Jim Carrey scenes from Sonic will be better than any individual scene from DP.

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I won't watch either.

I unironically think he will be a great Eggman.

It has an ebony kween in it who has a white male love interest. The best kind of diversity hire

>Sonic is a full autism terrible looking shitfest, with cringy quotable one liners, it will spawn memes like nothing else and every critic will say it's terrible and reddit hates it already. It will be far more enjoyable, if you don't go see this in theaters day 1 you're missing out. It's so bad it's already a classic.
this guy knows what he's talkin bout