>walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down
>yell "OH, WHO TURNED DOWN THE LIGHTS? I'M WALKIN' OVA HERE!"
>everyone laughs
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully in acknowledgment
Walk in late to the theater just as lights are fading down
Benjamin Nelson
Gavin Lewis
>projection guy blinks the lights playfully
Gay
Sebastian Ward
On this episode of "Things That Never Happened"
Bentley Lewis
>5556
I don't think digits have ever perfectly encapsulated a thread like this before so close to something special but so, so far as well.
Brody Perez
What does Yea Forums think of High Fidelity?
Isaac Cook
>transgender gal talking loudly on phone during kino
>excuse me ma’am please quiet down
>she runs up to the movie screen and slashes >her wrists, falls to the ground
>audience turns round to me and does a round of the floors
Adrian Martin
>>transgender gal talking loudly on phone during kino
>shout SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TRANNY FAGGOT
>he runs out crying
>smelly fat guy at the back shouts BASED
Ryan Gonzalez
kek owned
Ryder Sanchez
JUST
Blake Myers
>30 minutes into Endgame
>really have to piss but don't want to miss any important parts of Russo kinoapex
>fuck it, I'll just use my Big Gulp cup
>sip remaining quarter of soda in under 10 secs
>feel piss coming down urethra
>oh fuck
>unzip pants
>take cock out and aim into cup
>let out piss every time there's a lot of noise and hold it when it's quiet
>suddenly whole theater is silent
>can't keep holding so say fuck it and keep pissing
>hears sounds of disgust and laughter from the audience
>look up to see my cock projected on the screen
>projectionist shines secondary projection bulb on my
>people start punching me left and right calling me "small cock Joe"
>try to explain that it only looks small cause it's flaccid
>try to grab girl's hand to put on my dick so I get hard
>get arrested by kinokops for sexual harassment
Isaac Young
>on a boat trip
>clyde keeps talking
>yell "shut the fuck up clyde you faggot"
>mille tells me to calm down
>sam kills me later
Zachary Thomas
Like all movie featuring Cusack or Jack Black, its for cucks
Joseph Russell
Is this your first day?
Ethan King
BASED
Jose Morgan
kek oHNONONONONO
John Sanchez
Well I WAS born yesterday
Carson Peterson
Matthew Collins
how the fuck do you "blink lights playfully"? You either blink them or dont blink them, theres no nuance from which to draw interpretation of intent. Fucking retarded.
Nathan Lee
i thought cusack was good in american beauty desu
Hunter Gomez
Autism
Landon Wright
I bet you’d find a way to blink lights autistically
Brody Ortiz
Did you get a good chuckle to yourself typing this out? Did you get your jimmies off at your own percieved cleverness?
Its the last time you'll ever feel that way. I'm waiting for you outside faggot.
Landon Bell
I started a "I say BAT, you say MAN" chant while waiting for the Dark Knight Returns in a packed theater once. It somehow worked and got the whole crowd into it. I used to do cringy stuff like this in public all the time but have since grew out of it.
Zachary Williams
rip OP
Cooper Myers
i had the same giddy smirk as when tagging 9th place in reddit pun chain
Gabriel Gomez
Worst part, you're names not even joe
Angel Butler
...
Jose Clark
Got a few buddies to yell "KYLO!" with me when he came on screen in the söywars trailer before Endgame. super autistic but we were drunk and half the packed theater laughed but that doesn't sound believable so that's why it's in spoiler tags
Noah Ramirez
>hold it
>after you’ve already started
Impossible
Tyler Morgan
>he can't summon the allfathers in order to channel the dark magic through his bladder to shut it down mid-piss
Angel Barnes
Get stronger dick muscles