>I left with the best mans number
No you fucking didn't you goblin
I left with the best mans number
Easton Murphy
Logan Edwards
>this is a 10 in inglund
Caleb Young
Uhh are you fucking off your rocker m8? She's a fine lass she is, probably a solid 8 ere in londontown , I'd get at er tiny minge
Ian Powell
what if the best man also were wheel bound?
Ethan Gonzalez
Holly Willoughby's hit the wall
Kevin White
I'd love to kick Maltesers gremlin in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch it with the full force of my steel capped toe under it's chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As it lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on it's own blood, it's jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of it's skull, I stand over it and laugh wickedly. It looks up at me in fear and pain, it's eyes searching, begging me for mercy. It finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting it's skull like a melon and finally ending it's pathetic life.
David Moore
Was it not a dwarf wedding?
Joseph Smith
phwoar propa english rose she is
almost as fit of a bird as maisie williams, wahey
Ryan Baker
Can you be arrested for calling her ugly in Britannia yet?
Camden King
Based incel
Jayden Morris
No, it's was a midge wedding
Leo Jones
Can someone post the 'afterbirth in a wig' pasta?
Dylan Howard
you forget, this little kobold is a step up from the goats and sliced up kebab middle schoolers that Ahmed is used to.
Christian Sanders
cooor blimmin BLOIMEY, now that is a propah lass i could bend ovah behoyd oiceland and give her muff a propah shaggin!
Tyler Ortiz
Don't these people ever feel patronised? Imagine the writer coming up to go and going "don't worry darlin, we're writing it so you left with the best mans number even through obviously that would never happen in real life, you're welcome luv"
Jace Thompson
I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.
This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheering up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.
I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.
The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.
Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.
Lucas Morris
Taking a potential role from a proud, disabled, miniaturised woman of colour. Disgusting.
Alexander Davis
10 anywhere in the world guv
Hudson Stewart
Oi, chav nicked me mobile, otherwise oi'd roight bloimey give this bird a ringy ding ding, innit
Austin Thomas
Kek
Blake Howard
There it is. Based copypasta user. Fucking cried laughing the first time I saw this
Parker Taylor
You made this thread a 100 times already get a life
Anthony Perez
Mmmm give me a reacharound with those jelly fingers Khalisi
Hudson Robinson
midge
Wyatt Rodriguez
Where the absolute FUCK has Warwick Davis poster been? If he died one of you faggots best pick up the mantle.
Jose Smith
Man bongland really does seem like a fucking miserable wasteland, like a fallout game but no guns to defend against the various deformed creatures that roam freely across the land
The industrial revolution and losing all your best genes to the colonies JUSTed the country beyond repair
Jackson Martinez
Actor doesn't care since there's money in it for her, every other goblin does. It's retarded, hurr let's just pretend X doesn't exist, that's so progressive
Jason Wright
Did you reach this conclusion from Daily Mail headlines and a Maltesers advert?
Christopher Flores
Imagine buying a baby harness, putting her in it, putting your cock in her, and having her ride you as you just walked around all day.
Michael Hughes
Yes, and GoT
Ian Edwards
What if the best man was a wheelchair goblin as well? then it would be normal
Camden Gomez
I reached that conclusion by taking an hour and a half cab ride from Heathrow to City of London in which I did not see a single white person
Jordan Collins
She talks about rolling over his foot while they were dancing.
Jaxson Cox
Oh you should all hear yourselves, she’s an amazing person and an a great actress we should be looking up to people like her, get a grip
Christopher Rivera
These people are incredibly rare, I don't think I've met a single one in my entire life, but it should be a crime if two of them wanted to hook up anyway because of genetics
Blake Bell
hahahahahahaha based
Angel Lewis
Emm hmm gurl u so bad!
Austin Martinez
He's still around
Ryan Perry
what a fucking based post
Tyler Sanders
In a just world, she would have been aborted or left in the woods as a child, left to the elements.
Instead, she is paraded around from media company to media company, heralded by the execs as progressive when in reality its just a moden form of freak shows.
Luke Reed
probably meant "beast man"
Jeremiah Campbell
time 2 fap
Dylan Cook
hahaha this nigga is shorter than the goblin
when will manlets learn ahahahaa
Joseph Howard
cor blimey she's a proper bint int she
Xavier Price
imagine hahahahah
lol
Jason Sanchez
How do we save Britain
Angel Cruz
>this thread
Bentley Evans
this is my fave thread on Yea Forums every fucking time
ALSO POST MORE DEGENERATE AD KINO
Xavier Richardson
Bravo
Henry Allen
Their life is even more of a surreal shitshow in clown world than ours. I doubt they give a shit.
Gabriel Wright
>Looking up to her
She’s 3’5” including the chair
Ethan Perez
Jonathan Morris
pretty based post except for the end
>black man
>not saying nigger
>dingus
thats pretty cringe but overall very based
Joseph Gonzalez
JESUS CHRIST what the fuck is THAT?
Landon Adams
White people don't live in meme cities ya dingus they live in comfy towns or on acres of land
Evan Brown
>twist is the best man actually gave her the number to a suicide hotline
Cameron Wood
>past me hated both totally spies and TDI
why was I such a plebeian
Wyatt Harris
to be fair, I sometimes pass off witticisms I’ve heard elsewhere as my own
John Mitchell
>tfw britfag
I honestly love this country, the nicest and funniest people around and the comfiest in the world.
you probably love japan or some other faggot shit anyway
Henry Thompson
fucking hell user, I'm dying here
Parker Phillips
the guys were ugly
the girls were god tier
;)
Christopher Sullivan
haha imagine if you posted another one and then linked me a whole collection or rule34 tag, god that'd be silly haha
Mason Jackson
It's what happens when you feed a Mogwai after midnight
Ryder Foster
you incels are just jealous that this courageous young woman can form sexual relations while you're able bodied and still fail
Ryan Wright
He still deserves better.
Carter Myers
Hard to disagree desu. Also has anyone else been having really sexy dreams lately after being exposed to the "have sex" psyop?
Liam Long
nigger isnt really used here in the uk
we never had slaves so its pretty useless and inoffensive
t. black britfag
Cooper Walker
>Britbong genetics
Brayden Smith
>this little afterbirth-in-a-wig
Aaron Richardson
Robert Adams
>t. black britfag
Thanks for being part of god's reckoning on the perfidious Anglo.
Justin Torres
Also Brit.
Have to agree with you m8.
I grew up in a small market town now live in medium-large city.
UK is comfy as fuck and the people are fucking hilarious. Also no one seems to bat an eye at those who act/dress/speak strangely or differently, everything is dealt with through healthy bants.
Jaxson Morris
Sorry Japan isn't overrun with Muslim rape gangs, Russell, enjoy your pit of niggers or black "people" as you call them.
Colton Thomas
>afterbirth-in-a-wig
Thomas Walker
you have to go back
Luis Gonzalez
Seeing pictures like this really stirs something in my soul, I love living in Leafland but it's not the same
Jack Harris
>he thinks London is representative of the whole of Britain
Scotland is like 95% white and everywhere outside London is basically the same. Also, and this might come as a surprise to you, our black people come from colonies in the Caribbean and came here by choice to actually work, not as slaves. We don't have the same racism or the same social problems as America, at least nowhere near the same scale.
We have institutionalised racism, because of our class system, but a working class brit is scum to a an upper class brit regardless of skin colour so our communities mesh better because we're all in the same boat.
Bentley Morgan
>implying Japan isnt Bizzaro World UK
Jason Powell
fuck off golliwog
Oliver Jones
Henry Rogers
reminder that the actress has come out to say she wouldn't date a man under 6 foot
Christian Turner
Are you a "What ends you from senpai yo lemme hold that iphone an ting" type?
Chase Nguyen
No user
"Without six feet"
Landon Gutierrez
Bit out of date (2011 census) but you get the idea. Massive contrast between the countryside and certain cities. If it matters to you that much anyway you bloody weirdo.
Blake Sanchez
Imagine putting her in one of these things. For the first day you could just leave her in it and she’d be stuck, her little nik nak fingers unable to undo the restraints. You could give her a good kick and watch her bounce around. You could put mousetraps on the floor and a several starved cats. You could undo the straps and watch her panic as she descends closer to her death.
Ayden Powell
I remember they briefly ran an ad campaign in the UK based on all the mean comments this person got.
Hope you're happy Yea Forums
Caleb Taylor
Perfect onahole. Where is the movie ?
Jaxson Morales
>gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs
It gets me every fucking time
John Reyes
That's still too many.
Lucas Evans
en.wikipedia.org
You need to nuke these people.
Nolan Wilson
Frog here, I agree, nuke that shitty island into ashes.
Lucas Walker
>Frog here
You're far worse than the Bongs, Ngubu
Ryan Gray
Maisie's advertising malteasers now?
Lincoln Jackson
based dingusposter
Hunter Long
What's Arya Stark doing there?
Hunter Bell
Eli Miller
>or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends
Dominic Butler
based
came here to make sure this was posted
Kayden Bailey
Did they set out to have the most ridiculous example possible before they made the commercial or did that gremlin show up to a casting call for regular actresses and the advertising execs were just like fuck it let's go crazy