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i'm 38 and live with my parents. no job.

I'm too shy to go out and get a haircut.

I masturbated to my mom's panties cause I thought they were my aunt's.

based

I think Hannah Gadsby is hilarious

Vampire Diaries was pretty good.

I thought long night was the best episode of game of thrones

What I do is get in when it's the most hectic so the hairdresser doesn't ask me one question while I'm getting my hair cut.
The hair ends up being a mess but alteast I didn't have to interact with her.

I'm more than happy that Brendan Fraser is having a career resurgence.

That's cool, I've beaten my dick to a surprising number of Supergirl rape videos.

You're missing out bro, just go get it! Be yourself!

i like a lot of stuff in sw prequelas

>Dont get haircut because antisocial
>"You should go when theres MORE people there"
great idea

A shouted and cheered when Arya killed the Night King, regardless of how stupid it was.

it's better than walking into an empty salon and all the employees pause the conversation they were having to ask you what you want

I liked Hellboy 2019

I am the aliceposter.

Somewhat based. Replace incest with gender bender/trap and you're good to go.

it's literally not that great
or maybe it's the major depressive disorder messing with my head
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Sex is not a big issue. If you're already used to furious wanking then it will be a huge disappointment

The emotional labour you spend on a woman will always have drawbacks. If you don't love her then fuck it, you're better off alone & free

Baneposting isn't funny
Sneed isn't funny
You guys memed me into Upgrade and Dragged Across Concrete despite them being mediocre flicks at best
Spider-Man 3 is underrated
The prequels are shit and anyone who says otherwise is a middle brow IQ zoomer

I despise this board and I don't know why I'm still here. I think it's the ease of use.

I watched the first 2 episodes of Sopranos and I wasn't that impressed, I said I would finish it someday and it's been 3 years since then.
I dropped Got at the 3rd season.
I liked How I met your mother until the 5th season.
I never liked Friends that much.
I have never seen a single episode of LOST.
I hated Baneposting.
I like capeshit.
I liked Arrested development's 4th season.

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Sonic is the only movie im looking forward to for the rest of the year

I had sex for the first time at 28,just hang on and dont lose hope bro

I had the exact sane problem with the sopranos, back in late 2015 i decided to try it, but got bored after a couple of episodes. Then i tried again in 2017 and by the end of the first season, i was completely hooked

Teach us master

I mostly watch questionable B movies and genre fiction instead of films considered art.

i sniff my gf's braaps

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