Just marathoned Shoplifters. Do boys really do this?

Just marathoned Shoplifters. Do boys really do this?

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Yeah pretty much.
Went on holiday(vacation) when I was like 5.
Couldn't swim.
Parents left me at the kids club at the hotel for entertainment so they could relax on the beach.
Lady running the kids club is like in her 20s-30s with a huge pair of tits in a small bikini.
In the pool, I'm limited to being in the shallows of stood on steps.
She's stood in the deeper water with her boobs floating at the surface level, with her arms forward towards me saying "Come on user, try to swim out to me."
I learned the swim that week.

Look at tits? Yes. boys look at tits. Are you an idiot?

His name was fucking Shota??

Yes, unless they're massive faggots or eternal betas.

That's a really heartwarming story. Seems like you had a based childhood

Yes. It's something innate. Not only that, my peepee was getting hard for women when I was about 3, long before I had any sexual feelings or understanding of what that would even mean. But when I saw certain women, my dick would stand. Nature is weird.

Ahhhh yeah. Are you surprised or something? Men do it too, you dont ever stop doing it. Are you one of those cunts who thinks 'they're just boobs get over it'

are you even human?

based japs

everyone likes boobies

What? Blow up swim rings? Yeah, they do.

>he doesn’t enjoy a nice set of breasts

>he doesn't know that Shota means "boy" in nipponese
Hrmph, fool...
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel...
...

disgusting, i hope i never have a son

Why the fuck would you name your son "boy"?
Or is this a case of keikaku translator's note?

yea theres a reason
watch the movie

just marathoned nanatsu no kaigi. what did I think of it?

thats sakura ando tits right? the boy have good taste

I was raised as a Christian

Someone help me understand Akis backstory. She was the daughter of that couple that were kids (I think) of her ex husband and they were giving her money. They thought Aki was studying in Australia. So how exactly did she ended up with that family?

POst more!

I'm pretty sure thats Mayu who plays Aki

what do tits feel like bros?

arveladze in his formative years

Modern men no longer desire breasts

like bags of salty milk

Fulfillment.

Do Christians not have dicks?

very heavy

Is OP an actual discordtranny?

Like bags of sand

Yeah.
>Early 20s
>On a dry spell
>Two female cousins come over
>We play a couple of board games
>Can't stop staring at their cleavage
>Mfw one actually grabs a pillow and covers her chest
I didn't realize it was so obvioua

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Drugs? Debts? Nowhere else to go? She liked grandma more than her true family?
probably the latter

dead incels

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>When the instincts kick in
God bless animals.

maybe you're on a dry spell because your fucking shit at stealing glances and all the women see you as a creep

literally rape

Do you guys think Aki actually cared for her autistic mega fan? I like to think she did

Imagine if the roles were reveserd

similar to buttcheeks tbqh: some are saggy/flappy, some are tight/firm, some are made of silicon, some are hairy

She wanted to connect with someone else outside her "family": all of them, in their way, were alone in the end.

Nope. No one remembers anything when they were 3.

Not unless they have been molested. You usually don't know anything about sex around into your teenage years.

I'm happy to tell you that you are asexual

false. there is a thoroughly documented case of a boy from Japan not only remembering events from when he was in 3, but even his own birth

Google 'ray'

What makes you think that?

Uhhhh...

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To be fair those are some great tits

Why is it wrong?

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Theyre meh at best. Asian "tits" arent really tits so much as chestal elevational divergences

fuck off socrates

Are you putting up a front to hide what it was really like, ie asexual, so that you seem more potent?

Yes, girls like it, as shown in the next scene.

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Fill up one of your cheeks with air and start squeezing.

incelped0/10

You couldn't be more wrong

>instincts
More likely he saw someone doing that to her regularly, and is imitating.

>Just marathoned Shoplifters.

Thanks, Obama.

What makes you say that?

jannies are fine with little boys
gays confirmed

well they started dating so I would assume so

Happened to me.
If you're not a retarded pervert, it's really awkward.

>he hasn't marathoned a movie
Why are even in Yea Forums?

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>When you're a decade away from being a shota and still a virgin

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Post it please

Can't be helped. What can ya do.

tfw 28 year dry spell

>ywn have a qt jap gf with a nice set of tits
Why try?
When i was like 16 i went to the beach with my mom and some friends of hers. One of the women who i thought was pretty hot just took off her bikini top and got her tits out. I was just sitting there, straing at them with a rock hard dick in my pants. Jacked off to it later. Bet they caught me staring, but i didn't care. You can't get your tits out when a horny 16 year old is around and not expect him to stare.

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Have sex.

Meh, sounds like overrated normie trash

Actually, no. Shota was a fake name for the boy. It was the name of Lilly Frankie's character, though, even though he used an alias.

this is a blue board.

This goes for the female body in general.
It feels so solid, and at the same time so soft. When you hug her and your bodies touch, you feel her as if she was a pillar of warm, soft flesh, that occupies your every sense.

It's a fucking drug man, addictive as hell. And I will never have sex or anything similar ever again because that stuff can turn you crazy. I want to be a virtuous man.

Yeah, they feel like buttcheeks

movie sauce?

Shoplifters. Last year's Cannes Palm d'Or winner.

Almost certainly Shouta, as in Sho with an extended vowel sound. I don't think I've ever seen Shota as a name. Romanization often fucks up long vowels.

Yeah she's the granddaughter of grandma's ex husband. All I remember is it's not really stated specifically but the grandma just asked her to live with her. Could be what the other user said that she hates her family but there's really no sign that I caught . But she's definitely emotionally stunted for working in her job and hugging that guy

I don't know anything about the show itself, but in Japanese lots of words have multiple ways of "pronouncing" them, or reading the characters that make them up when paired with other characters. So this means that most names are just multiple words smashed together with only some of the syllables from them making up the name itself. So since people's names are literally made of other words, writers will often create names their are either directly descriptive of who or what the character is, or a pun that doesn't really make sense in translation but in Japanese does. Lots of writers do this and I have no idea how it actually plays out to Jap readers because they would obviously get the joke so maybe to them it's just as cliche or stupid, but it'd kind of be like if you watched a TV show where the hero was named "Someguy Fightman".

shoplifters is a film, right? how do you marathon a single film?

Newfag, lurk more

This movie wasn't as good as Kore-eda's other films but it was great nonetheless.

yea, i don't know why they don't just write "shouta" or "toukyou" or "kyouto" or whatever

so no, then

if you don't know the answer, just keep your mouth shut

/ss/

no, he's right
it's just one movie

provide me with jap gf, ty in advance

Hopes and dreams.

t.

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dafuk is a Video Girl, and sauce

I had a similar experience when I was 5.
>visiting family overseas
>cousin is 16 with prime big tits
>went to the beach
>can't swim
>constantly carried me in the water everywhere while pressing me against her bazongas
I still have a incest /ss/ fetish 15 years later.

Don't read: She's currently a single mom after getting fucked by a nigger and working a shitty part time job.

Yes, but because I didn't go on any beach holidays as a kid I had to be content with sneaking looks at my mom's lingerie catalogues.

I remember my 3rd birthday pretty clearly, user. Especially because I remember thinking it was a good idea to climb up a slide wearing socks and wondering why I could never reach the top.

he head is fucking huge

just visit a hairstylist or dental hygienist and they'll press them against your head

Is this an adaptation of Video Girl Ai?
Shit was kino

Sisyphus pls go

When I was about 12 or 13 I went to Spain. I could barely handle the topless beaches as is and then one day this spanish milf with gigantic tits asked if the sun bed next to me was free. I told her it was and she immediately took her top off and started sunbathing. I'm solid as a rock at this point, you know when it's so hard it almost hurts? A real throbber. Anyway, after a while she's lying there and I assume she was a asleep so I started jerking off then and there through my swimming trunks. I managed to catch all the cum in a sock which I then buried under the sun bed and later told my parents I'd lost it.

I dunno if she really was asleep or if she noticed me but I still think about it every now and again.

That movie felt a bit directionless.

Pedo

Truly sad ending.

100% Based

video girl: mai
that was the first season, now this one is season 2 with a crazy video girl

This is surprisingly accurate

Glad to see all these people supporting pedophilia (/ss/). Good thread.

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And how old are you? If your fucking 15 I can tell you that memory will fade as you get older.

>son dry-humps his mother's thong clad ass in public
>the mother just lies there and takes it
This is how Chads are made.

It's a 2 hour movie how the fuck did you marathon it.

>bringing socks to a beach
You bongs are disgusting

AAAAHHH

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not using my phone or using the pc...

You are a disgrace.

>one covers her chest
but the other didn't
gg

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daughter humping her father?

The exact moment his first fetish was born, without him even knowing.

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"ou" in place of "ō" is also bad because they're not the same sound at all.

The only people who add "u"s to Jap words are the fucking Brits. Its the exact same sound with or without

Well, while ou in place of ō is wrong, o in place of ō is also bad since they're not the same thing either. Vowel length is different.

>step-granddaughter runs away from home to you because she likes you
>pimp her out
>let her keep the money to make her think it's her own business
>takes money from her parents your step-son

I think she comes to her because she feels close to her and the oddball family takes her in and lets her contribute, share feeling with her and let her feel needed.

Although like the policewoman told her, the granny also lied to her and she felt exploited

>used to grope sisters big pale tits when I was a stupid horny kid "as a joke"
>she laughed me off never really got mad
>one night shes in a simple tank top no bra talking in my room
>before she leaves just blurt out if I can suck them
>she just says "you want to suck on them?"
>turn off lights and lays in my bed
>lets me peel back the shirt and dive in
>that slight salty taste from the sweat drove me crazy
>kept going for like an hour, she was clearly into it too
>taught me how to make out at the end
>once she left my dick was throbbing blue so I appeased it and blew the biggest load in my life
>jerked off again thinking about blowing it all over her tits

A lot of fetishes were born that day. It was only a one time thing though sadly, I at least knew not to push my luck.

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ou in place of ō is not really so wrong because it's usually おう or (consonant)oう

ō may be the official way in certain romanisations but it's also gay and not the way Japanese learners would think of it.

o in place of ō is completely fucking wrong but Japanese people do it constantly and never use ō or ou because they don't really care, they know what they mean gaijin will never get it anyway

jellymad as fuck

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>things that never happened

Nasty as fuck

[CHAIR CLATTERING]

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PP hard

imagine if a guy did this to a little girl

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>ou in place of ō is not really so wrong because it's usually おう or (consonant)oう
It's still pretty wrong, since while it's written withうit's not actually a diphthong phonetically, which is what that romanization implies.

>Be around 12
>Father as back pain, so he sleeps on a wooden plank in the saloon
>I sleep with mom
>She has that milf body
>Me horny, start grabbing her everywhere
>She resists, ask to stop
>Nope
>After a while she mounts me
>Ask me if I want to
>I'm socked by the sudden turn of events
>Cowardly say no
>Everyone goes to sleep, never to be mentioned again, ever

Tbh I think I dodged a bullet there, but I do have a thing for /ss/ even decades after this happened.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

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I remember another story, fuck was I horny when I was a child
>every year I get to spend 1 day with my godmother
>I was around 8
>She was between 20-30
>Parents always took the day off shen she's here
>We go to the bathroom, to wash me before going to the movies
>While she sowers me my peepee becomes unintentionally hard
>She blushes
>She's clearly uncomfortable
>I start slapping my dick, see if it gets down
>Tells me to stop, might hurt myself
>peepee doesn't go down
>she grabs it
>slowly stroke it while looking at me, she knew what she was doing, her face had all kind of signals
>it works, I'm about to cum
>She stops, remorse kicking in, saying it was wrong
>I got denied

Good times, she stopped coming a couple of years after

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You have unlocked new memories within me, thank you kindly!

but everyone who sees ou knows how to pronounce it if they have the tiniest bit of knowledge. nobody knows when it's just o because it could be either. people know when they see ō but they also think that little line is gay and they're not going to bother typing it

people who don't have any knowledge are going to mispronunce no matter what, see "toe-key-oh". so it hardly matters that ou gives them the wrong idea

now how about dzu/du

Fuck this movie was sad.

whats it like to be poor in Japan?

>americans

>she sounds so smart and has a nice pair of personalities
Holy fuck I never noticed this one before, I'm dying.

I dunno but when I was 6 I woke up in the middle of the night, started channel surfing and came across some college bimbos softcore thing where one girl was sucking on another girls tits. I had absolutely no idea what was going on but I loved every second of it. I was buzzed off that for days lmao.

It's only nasty if you imagine it as your own sister, you sick freak.

t. faggot

or a nigger, either is disgusting

imagine

Poor people can only afford one gundam

itt: the fantasy of many sexually frustrated teens

jokes on you I'm 26

he gets a little too passionate there lol

>not assfucking your mom for her birthday
step up fags

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I wish this was real, though if it was you are stupid for not trying to push your luck. If you sister let you suck her tits for more than an hour she would let you do other things.

I don't know what to think of this...