Goddang! What is her best role? And don't bring that Lost in Translation bullshit

Her best role was an appearance on one of the late shows. She wore a low cut dress and her hair was perfect sandy golden blonde worn down and relaxed with healthy sunned skin to match.
The absolute best she's ever looked. IIRC was prior to capeshit but idk for sure.

Under The Skin

Good call!

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remember when she wanted to do a topless scene in The Island, but that faggot Michael Bay said it wasn't necessary?

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this

>big-ass dinosaur feet
p-post them pls

Lost in Translation

i really liked her in interview with the vampire.

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So now we know Michael Bay's opinion about her titty's

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Don Juan

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Has no charisma, can't act, literal 3/10 without makeup.
Jewish nepotism at its finest.

Brie Larson must be seething right now. Women bitch over the dumbest details of other women if it means it puts them above themselves. A nice, juicy plumb ass like that could make women kill each other.

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God...I would suck her tits through her asshole.

>dead eyes

obviously ghost world but she wasn't even best girl

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do you think they hung out in their trailers and compared breast sizes?

yes

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>ywn live in the alternate universe where scarjo did porn

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That Jabba thing with the blue hair in the background, what gender is that?

>this is shopped right
Yes but real pic is even more impressive.

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>I CAN'T EVEN BREATHEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>she had just come out of pregnancy at the time of this pic

these hollywood starlets are inhuman sex-machines and I love it

2/2

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>if you crank up the brightness and contrast on her Under the Skin mirror scene, you can see her pusi lips

based

>ywn be an illumanti jew producer who has scarlett as your sextoy plaything to command as you wish

This is peak Birch.

Disgusting ass

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ok homo

why are you gay?

>t.Brie

She literally has the body of a 19 year old twink. Is this supposed to be an example of how "attractive" she is?

>be a shitskin third worlder

dude I fuck twinks and they don't look like that trust me

Time is a cruel mistress.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I imagine she probably got PTSD from all those lines in Endgame about Captain America's great ass.
Makes me think they put those in just to fuck with her.

I just don't find her attractive man she looks like she has downs to me. Her face is just fucking weird. Amber Heard is the hotter version of her.

I will never not pop a boner to that scene

It's the Jewish genes. Your gut instinct is correct on this one. They're going to kick in hard when she turns 40. She's going to go full Rhea Perlman mode.

>What is her best role?

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A shame.

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The Future is Female.

that's clearly a fake ass
i used to have the hots for that whore but she looks like shit now

Her only good roles are the ones like Her and Lost in Translation. Idk why Hollywood wants to sell her as an action star when she's so bad in those roles

have sex

Jesus that reminds me, Lucy was such a shit movie. And Ghost in the Shell blew too. She needs to leave those roles to actresses like Milla Jovovich, she can't pull it off.

>Her

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the only proper answer desu

I said she used to be cute in a thread the other day and everyone disagreed with me. She was fucking sexy in Ghost World man.

why did she have to go full JUST

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>Goddang! What is her best role?

She doesn't have one, the cunt can't act. Doesn't help her voice is grating on the ears and her face is annoying.

Watch Under the Skin

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Dude c’mon, post the real one

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what would you prefer?

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kek

that film was creepy af and scarjo was fucking hot. Weirdest feeling ever.

Looks like Brie but without eyebrows.

ok, I can name Vicky Cristina Barcelona

>Tfw no hot alien gf

A Star is Born

Creepy as fuck. Thank God i've not been born a woman and i'm not forced to do stuff like that.

Whose that tight little lady boi

Yeah.
Imagine if the roles were reversed, and you went out to the street and had all women looking at your ass and dick, sometimes randomly getting your ass pinched and, whenever you go to a bar, you have women rubbing themselves against you.
Absolutely horrifying.

With the female aestetic equivalent of those guys yes, it would be quite problematic.

I think the difference is that there will be ugly women.

Fucking KEK is this the new meme boys?

Total man jaw

>Not wanting strong jaws on your sons

You weak faggot

>wanting to procreate with a masculine jew in its 40s
Hollywood worked well on you user

She looks like she smells

I used to work floor staff in a nightclub, and have also been in the middle of groups of fatties. I have literally experienced pretty much exactly what you're talking about. It's not great. Even when the girls are attractive, there's just frustration because I can't actually grab one and start having sex with her. Whether it's because I'm working, too socially autistic, or pretty sure that they're just doing it for fun, I can't progress it. So I just have to stand there smiling (or scowl and tell them to fuck off if I'm working in a bad mood and they're wasted) and then jack off later that night to release all that pent up sexual frustration

She was 21 in that pic you dummy

This. Not even a debate

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>And don't bring that Lost in Translation bullshit.
>don't bring one of the most acclaimed movies of the 21st century into my poorly made waifu thread

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Alina Zagitova, a 16 year old Russian ice skater.

Looks like Jeb Bush’s mamacita

a lot of women like the attention just look at her face.

even the two female crew members are leering at her

fucking RIPE

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Not even naked

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based

Forgot she's an actress? She needs to look happy to be there with her creepy fans.

I want her and yulia lipnitskaya at the same time.

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video game ass

>Thor Birch

Hello Brie

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All those white males.