In the trailer, normalfaggots would be praising it. That being said, it looks good, Jim Carrey fits the role, and I think it’s just standard mob mentality from reddit trying to destroy it.
Reddit hates it, Mr. Reddokur hates it, normalfags hate it, women hate it, so we should like it IMO.
This new form shall be known as ratman
>My personal contrarian army
Fuck off dipshit, it looks horrendous
The real news is that Miles Tails is in it, and Robotnik loses his hair in the first act.
I only know what I saw as an extra. No NDA
Imagine those teeth ever so lightly grazing your cock as you feel the wetness of his nose on your stomach and his prickly quills intertwine with your own pubes
One thing that struck me about the trailer is that Sonic is barely in his own movie. They concentrated on Jim Carrey to sell the movie.
I think this is probably a direct influence from the popularity of the Detective Pikachu trailer, which concentrated on the highly marketable Ryan Reynolds as the voice of Pikachu. Apparently the way to sell a kid's movie is to pretend it's an adult's movie.
> Reddit hates it, Mr. Reddokur hates it, normalfags hate it, women hate it, so we should like it IMO.
That's how the average 12 year old operates faggot.
Sonic still looks like a twat though. A different song won't change that.
I wonder if they used humanlike proportions so they could utilize mocap.
Why? Most of the comments disapproving of it either don’t like the design of Sonic (“mommy my character doesn’t look cool enough wahhhh!”) or saying that Gabgster’s Paradise is a bad song choice, which it is, but the song used in the trailer has no bearing on how good the movie will be.
The actual plot and humor looked as good as standard capeshit, which redditors like yourself obsess over, so please explain why you dislike this movie without referencing the above two things.
>so we should like it IMO
kill yourself please
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why is it bad
list five reasons why this movie will be bad, without describing any of the characters apperances, or the music choices
you are really low iq
please kill yourself
Why will this movie be bad?
list five reasons why this movie will be bad, without describing any of the characters apperances, the music choices, the plot, the writing, the dialogue, or the cinematography
It's a Sonic movie you autistic sperg.
Lol, what are you smoking? Nobody would be praising it no matter what. Only the most retarded of Sonic fans (and that's saying something) like this.
>clicks on the encyclopedia dramatica link
HAHAHA THESE PEOPLE HOW DO THEY EVEN EXISTS HHAAHA US NORMALFAGS OHOHO
>reads kiwifarms post
OHOHOHO WHAT THE FUCK HHAHAHAHAHA THIS DRAMAS UHUHU HEHEHE
>creates fake outrage over someone he doesn't like
AHAHA DON'T BULLY THEM ANTIBULLY SQUAD HIHIHI KEKEREKEKE UGUUUUUUU
>person in question kills themselves
AHHAHAHAA HOHO DAT WEAKLINGS WE STRONG AF FUCK SWEETIE SQUAD NO BULLY MUCH AUTISM
>jerks off to sonichu feet
DEM FETISH SITES AMIRITE FELLOW KIDS
HAHA DONATE TO MY HAHAHA PFAFAFAHUHUHUOHOHO PATREON US NON DEGENERATES HIHIHIHIHEHEHE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOY
>Reddit hates it, Mr. Reddokur hates it, normalfags hate it, women hate it, so we should like it IMO.
Yea Forums in a nutshell
Makes me think hard you reddit retard.
You’re just another low self awareness zero sentience retard jumping on board a dumbass internet trend. The reasons you give for the movie (which you haven’t seen, LOL) being bad are the character design doesn’t look cool enough and the song used in the trailer is bad.
The acting, humor, dialogue, and plot are all on par with standard capeshit (which you love and pay money to go see). You however are low sentience and only judge things on a superficial level, you’re the kind of person who doesn’t play video games for the game itself but because you like to spend money on the character’s little costume. I suggest you end your life you low sentience retard.
why is this movie bad? because you don't like it? was angry birds bad too?
>Bad humuor
>Looks like it has the same plot as hop, changing the scouts with jim carey
>Sonic its too Op by just watching the trailer so it means no tension
>They dont even show any characters besides sonic and jim carey, and one of them looks like shit.
Jeez why this movie looks so bad?
Do you honestly thing Sonic looks good? The design of his is just bad and I can't really fathom how the movie makers could have taken a look of it and went "yeah, this is the one that the fans of the series and kids will love."
I assume they will want to sell toys as well, but I can't see kids wanting a creepy looking Sonic figure like this.
>Jim Carrey fits the role
No he doesn't. He looks nothing like Robotnik. It took me a while to figure out what character he was supposed to be playing in the trailer.
Jim Carrey is a one trick poney. He was funny in The Mask but ever since every single character he plays is a carbon copy of that.
Can anyone honestly tell the difference between Mask, Ace Ventura, Riddler and Robotnik? It's ridiculous how they're all played the exact same way by this fucking hack. I don't understand how he even gets roles, his acting skills are monochromatic, one dimensional and on par with a High School drama teacher. I bet Justin Trudeau can play characters in a more complex way than this hasbeen.
I don't know, I'm not severely developmentally challenged so I don't watch children's movies.
this is the euroflag poster on /pol/
>this sonic skin looks bad, where can we buy loot boxes to replace his current skin?
>this sonic character is OP, he needs nerfed xD!
>the humor is terrible even though I praised the same style of humor a week ago when I saw Shazam!
>so we should like it IMO.
except that maldraw fucking hates it and hes the voice of Yea Forums
kys faggot
so no different than Sonic Boom?
yes you are in this thread and deeply, STILL, care about a dumb mascot from the sucktastic 90s, dude
Has anyone made an edit replacing Gangsters Paradise with Live And Learn or His World yet?
>we should like it
why
but hearing gotta go fast at the start, fucking hell it's been years and those words must have broken the chris-chan vault in my brain it all came flooding back
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all of you sound like this dude
But I do like it? Gangsta's Paradise is one of my favorite songs and Jim Carrey seems to be channeling his legendary 90's self for this role. The only thing to really hate is Sonic's design but I'm still looking forward to watching this.
At the end of the trailer he actually looks like robotnik, but i agree with jim carey just being jim carey.
But robotnik has any personalitie at least? I played some games and i never saw him as a charcters besides "evil guy that i need to defeat"
Truman Show you pleb
What is Robotnik’s actual personality like? Care to enlighten us?
Cringe, why are you defending this movie?
Go cry somewhere else.
>But robotnik has any personalitie at least?
No idea, the only Sonic games I played were on Mega Drive. He probably developed a character in the newer 3D games tho.
I agree with you, I love Gangster's Paradise and Jim Carrey looked great, but the sonic and big bang theory style "..meow?" is just too big red flags, I won't watch it.
so the product misses any demo it should probably try to obtain. and this means. everyone else is wrong. and it's actually just good, you guys.
The better question is why do you hate this movie? Because the character design and song used in a trailer? Is your sentience really that low?
>saying that Gabgster’s Paradise is a bad song choice, which it is, but the song used in the trailer has no bearing on how good the movie will be.
It is a marketing designed flick. If their marketing is bad, the movie will be bad.
I dont hate this movie, im just talking about this movie in a movie based board, never said something about the song and the sonic design its bad so its fun to joke about it,
now answer me why are you defending this movie? Stop hiding behind memes and answer.
If they used I Ran by A Flock Of Seagulls, it would be probably fine because of the speed theme. But no, they really want to use Gangsta's Paradise because Sonic is fucking "cool" and "edgy". Also, that pedo joke at the end of the trailer, is that really necessary for a film about Sonic the fucking hedgehog?
Gangsta's Paradise is not a bad song, but it doesn't fit for a Sonic film.
>Also, that pedo joke at the end of the trailer, is that really necessary for a film about Sonic the fucking hedgehog?
considering the fanbase,yes
I’m not falling for your Jewish tricks today mr. Sonyshill
>gangstas paradise instead of some rock tune
>Sonic looks horrendous, not just uncanny valley bad legitimately badly made model
>white fur instead of white gloves
>there was no need for that 30 second long Eggman segment, just have him appear at the door of the trailer and cut it there
>GANGSTAS PARADISE
Normal people don't care about some obscure reference to some autistic failure at life degenerate, they see a song that doesn't fit at all and are turned off, get over yourself.
Reasons 1 - 5 are all “it’s a movie based on a video game”
lmao
Because there’s nothing worse about this movie than other standard capeshit yet people like you act like it’s so much worse. And when pressed you have no explanation
so detective Pikachu?
Normalfags lack sentience though which is my point. They say the movie is bad because they dislike the song used in the trailer for the movie, you understand that makes no sense, right?
One (allegedly - I haven’t seen it) good film based on vidya doesn’t change the fact that every other vidya adaptation has been festering dog shit
I'm going to expect that the only good thing in this movie is Jim Carey as Dr. Robotnik just like Will Smith as the genie for the Aladdin movie. At first, we thought it's going to be a shit move. But nah, it was fine.
The ill fitting song is a sign of things to come and people in charge having no idea what the fuck they are doing.
Imagine if Joker trailer had "i'm not a girl" song in it by Britney Spears?
>he doesn’t know his CWC lore and why gangstas paradise was used
Go back
>I dont like this, why is every body hating on that instead of this
This is you, and you need to change.
Go out and stop being a bitch of what people likes or dislike, i hate alot of movies and i dont care if everybody likes it or not.
I dont like this sonic movie but its fun to joke about it, give it a time and everybody will forget about it....... bitch
Reminder that they have another trailer dedicated to robotnik
you didn't even finish the main course, how can you even recommend when you yourself haven't consumed all of it?
Why does every movie trailer use rap music now?
I already told you, nobody gives a flying fuck about some autistic retard and spending 90000000$ for le epic reference that twenty people on Yea Forums are going to recognize is not a smart business decision.
Maybe people just don't get the reference because most people don't care about the lore of an autistic fat tranny.
>fake bald scalp
Imagine being paid millions for a role in an opportunity to salvage your dead career but being too vain to shave your head for it.
>character is super fast
>lets use a slow song
>we're subverting expectations
Sexy
Nuh uh, you just don't know your Chris Chan lore.
>Becoming a contrarian for a Sonic movie.
Jesus, just end yourself now.
Yeah, it's really lame. But for the parts where he doesn't have a fucking hair loss, he's pretty adequate.
Even the Sonic X theme song unironically fits better then Coolio
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Imagine the trailer for upcoming Mario movie using MC Hammer's Can't Touch This. That would be fucked up.
Imagine the trailer for upcoming Mario movie not using the Mario1 theme. That would be fucked up.
Imagine next detective Pikachu trailer using Baby got back by mc Mixalot.
Sonic is the name and speed is my game
I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
Rocking the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse
Upon anyone that's making the planet any worse
Like this Dr. Robotnik "Eggman" dude
He thinks he's got a fighting chance against a hedgehog with an attitude
Just wait until I see him again
He'll wish a thousand fucking times he didn't do what he did
Come on!
That's why they call me Sonic
I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined
And when I roll into a ball and I'm breaking your shit
Spinning and hitting you with maximum force that won't quit
And when you can't take it any more, I do it again
Because I gotta fucking win in order to save my friends, man!
Ain't no one gonna be fucking with me
You already told to fuck off, unless you are actually Xhe and are spamming your own video here for some kind of validation?
Well, hardy har har, it's the egg with the most
Dr. Robotnik, Sonic, time to go, you're toast
I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
New moves, new plan, no place to hide
Every time you think you win I go back to my lab
Creating new obstacles to foil your plan
>not using escape from the city as the theme song
They really goofed
Im gonna continue sharing that video because this movie will be better than detective Pikachu. its free real estate
I'm going to watch this with all my friends if it makes you redditors mad
the design works better with amy, too bad she's not in the fucking movie
LIVE AND LEARRRRRRN
fuck capeshit. here is the dawn of the sega cinematic universe. the space channel 5 movie is gonna be rad
list five reasons why this movie will be bad without mentioning the movie, the trailer or reddit
The whole thing so strange but Jim Carrey makes me want to see it. I’m sure the odds of it being good are so slim though. It’s just a cookie cutter action-comedy buddy cop flick. It all hinders on whether it’ll make you laugh and whether the action is captivating enough.
>burning rangers movie
it would be kino and you know it
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Bad actors
Bad script
Bad directing
Bad editing
Bad CGI
But Jim Carrey will carry the movie
YOUR FANTASIES WILL NEVER BE QUENCHED!!!
Do people seriously think the use of "Gangsta's Paradise" is a reference to him? If so, please explain its meaning, I never followed his work.
Chris Chan is legendary in the Sonic fanbase
looks fine to me, pretty on par with sonic's quality as a franchise
Please immediately delet this post
Normalfags hates eating shit and poking their eyes out as well.
We should love those things and do them, since normalfags hate it.
>That being said, it looks good
No, it does not look "good" Your standard for "good" is not acceptable when talking about film.
>normalfags hate eating shit
I wouldn’t be so hard fast to judge that
god you're such a dumb fucking retard.
>Bad actors
>Hating on based Neal McDonough
This looks good, hopefully some mutation bullshit caused by Robotnik at the end causes Sonic to look more like himself.
>Neal McDonough
You just know it's going to be pure campkino with him in it.
God damn, this is some next level autism.
>getting so salted over someone's shitpost that you autistically go off in a tard rage.
wew lads I heard about sonic fans being autistic faggots but to witness it... my goodness
>Jim Carrey fits the role
Not at all, he's playing Bowler Hat Guy from Meet the Robinsons. Eggman would never use pedantic scientific jargon and then get his assistant to explain in layman's terms, he'd just say "yosh" and shake his arms up and down and fly away in his egg mobile.
>reddit hates it so we should like it
You redditors like this capeshit stuff
I hate shills
People don't think it looks bad. They're just butt hurt that Coolio copy struck every trailer reaction video and stole about $5 million from Youtubers from it.
I think it would be ok if they had just made Sonic look like Sonic and not Sonic after a ten year struggle with drugs, homelessness and mental illness.
He was still pretty bad in the rest of the trailer, which I assume is what he'll be like in the entire movie and that shot is just a post-credits scene or something
He looks like he's made of velcro (soft side)
>Reddit hates it, Mr. Reddokur hates it, normalfags hate it, women hate it, so we should like it IMO.
You should be a salesman for memes on /pol/
>In the trailer, normalfaggots would be praising it
They picked the worst possible song of the songs that looked acceptable on paper.
>That being said, it looks good
WROOOOONG
Or any of his roles that he didn't list like in 23, liar liar, fun with dick and Jane.
The song choice is great. This movie clearly gives no fucks and doesn’t mind referencing cringey shit from it’s laughable fanbase (like CWC).
This movie is the same thing as every other crappy capeshit out there, but the fact that zoomers and sois hate it, shows that it’s going to be something special.
Fuck off tripfag
Nah. In fact let me continue:
This movie’s trailer has already spawned fresh memes, just imagine there entire movie once it releases. It will bring a whole new meme era to Yea Forums. It’ll be the renaissance of Yea Forums. Can’t wait for the Sonic movie.
I think if they picked a song from the video game for the first bit, and then cut to Gangsters paradise after the overused “music cuts out to emphasize funny joke” part it would have worked a lot better and still been a nod to CWC (if that’s what it was meant to be).
I'm genuinely looking forward to this flick.
It's gonna make the SMB movie look like high art.