Her blood was in your bathtub Stephen

>you're a virgin in every one of these universes Stephen

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>Le forced maymay is le funny le guys, le honest

Pic related.

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>Tell me more!

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>look at me Stephen
*Stephen locks on to his face for the next 2 hours*

This has been spammed all day for the past week, you fucking moron. Are you high?

kek'd and checked

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>did you see a lot of activity when they found the body?
>.....b....body?

>Have you seen the police knocking on many doors this morning
>I uh... I mean.... I HAVENT SEEN HER FOR MONTHS

Interview was pure incel kino

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do you know what spammed means? it's not 1-2 threads a day

why is some random 2 hour police interrigation video suddenly being forced to a meme status?

Based

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>counters ebin meme with actual forced meme

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It's cringe kino and he used to post on here and operatorchan

I remember when I had my first beer.

kek

Trying to create an algorithm of who browses Yea Forums. If you search for the video on Youtube, congrats, you're now on a list.

It's an NPC filter, and you failed.

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I know right. This thread takes up a space that could be used for a capeshit or GoT thread. Don't you just think Endgame was the best movie ever fellow redditor?

Gutcop reality series when?

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>steyvun, did you file a tax return steyvun?
>I don't know
>you worked 789 hours for a website called Yea Forums, did you pat tax on that income steyvun?
>I don't know
>what do you mean you don't know steyvun? I america you have to pay tax on income earned, are you saying you worked all those hours for free steyvun?
>I don't know
>who would do that steyvun? who would work all those hours for free?
>I don't know

Kek

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>1-2 threads a day
try 10

So was the hair/blood real or not?

Whos going to play Boomhaur, Steven and Mr. Pink in upcoming biopic?

it was real. just memeing

Ironically Stayvun won't be able to have sex for many more years because of this. Nor shoot his three guns, which he never shot, not even once, because he bought them just to have.

There will also be no videogames in prison.

if only stephen was cute and well built he wouldn't have had this happen

We found dragons in your resources, Stephen. Watcha think about that?

I dont know

Oh no, not a list!

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Jejejejej

Thank you

if lists existed I'd be in jail

You got something to tell me son?

Did you have sex with her, Stayv'n?

no

Did you try to have sex with her, Stayv'n?

>where is your other car STAYVUN?
>... i dont know
>you have more than one car STAYVUN
>... no
>you tellin me your granddady is lying STAYVUN
>... i dont know

what was this about kek
was he really lying about the car?

youtube.com/watch?v=lKDs8dTnMg8

haven't seen this in years wow

Surprised I haven't seen a Negan lean edit of the fat guy yet, c'mon guys

Do it yourself you lazy fuck

it's a top tier interrogation kino which should have sparked discussions about various related crime documentaries but instead, like all memes, Yea Forums just decides to run it into the fucking ground and spam the same shit over and over again. stephenposting is official trash now. at least fucking post other stories like watts or lazarus, the same goddamn interrogation video meme gets old fast

>watch that canadian kernal interview
>his whole life is dismantled in just hours

basically you're fucked before you even set foot in the room

Can someone summarize the interview for me? I don't have 2 hours...

Russel Williams?

>kerna

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Did someone say kernels?

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it's spelled cernel you dumbfuck

That was fucking crazy how quickly he just gave it all up
>Was there any blood?
>*light chuckle* oh yeah

hahahahahah fucking massa postin

We haven't even seen the least of what he had been getting up to online, he literally chose life over a potential plea deal because he didn't want that shit made public

cp is the tip of the iceberg

As for the actual murder, he still might be innocent

he chose life with a possibility of parole over the death sentence mate
>As for the actual murder, he still might be innocent
lol

source on this fucking stephen meme?

...I don't know

well user, it's been a good few years now and information was hazy to begin with

We just can't be sure

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>well user, it's been a good few years now
how does that change whether he did it
>and information was hazy to begin with
no

damn...
when did this site get infested with all these fucking moralfags, we're meant to be on his side

THEY HAD HIS HAY-ER

>His side
Incel spotted. Laughing at weird virgins is Yea Forums tradition. Just look at Chris-Chan

Because he's a cringey psychopathic pedophile? Yeah, have sex. Just not with a child.

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t. fresh off the boat from /pol/

oh shit you got me
good thing we're all anonymous here and you don't know what I look like lol

We can make a pretty solid guess.

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hmm interesting, I think you would be rather surprised my friend

I don't expect you to believe me of course, but I have to say it

Whatever you say, fatty. Have sex.

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Top tier: Stephen, Bane, Robert.
Ok tier: Sneed
Shit tier: Have sex incel

Have sex

t. incel in need of sex

Stephen goes full magic 8 ball mode and answers their questions with "yes", "no" and "I don't know".
This is much different than the interview he gave to local news where he was very talkative until they told him the cops had found a body. It's really bizarre to watch and try to imagine what is going through his head during the interrogation.

youtube.com/watch?v=KIroLgiCyP8
when do they day they've found a body?

Training course for psycho killers.

different user, but this have sex meme is worse than sneed posting

that boy is getting bald.

Go swim

You know didn't have sex?
YOU DIDN'T STEPHEN YOU SACK OF SHIT
STOP LYING TO ME

nevermind found it
>b-body?

Absolutely based and massa-pilled

>Yea Forums attempts another unfunny meme

We are never on the loser's side.

>it's another episode of "anons spam a meme thread because they don't like the meme"
just fuck off back to plebbit if it bothers you so much

Sneedposting, Stephen.
I don't know...
HAVE SEX STEPHEN

>I dont see any sneedposting for you

I didn't do anything

How much can detectives lie during an interrogation to get you to confess?

11:50

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i resonate with stephen a lot

I don't think they lie at all

BIG GULP STEHVUN

I'm not saying they did. I'm asking more generally. Could they say they found evidence that they didn't to try to get you to confess to a crime?

You'll have to call again!

as much as they want I think. For instance, if there is someone else involved in the case they can tell you they're in the next room confessing and blaming the whole thing on you even though that person may not even be in the building.

>It was at this moment Stephen knew he fucked up.

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No more comfy threads, Moe

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Record scratch.
Yep, that's me.
You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

>I dont see any >tfw no gf where you're going

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just googled it, pretty interesting
>As a general proposition, courts permit the police to lie. The lies told by the police to a suspect under questioning do not render the confession involuntary per se. Mere trickery alone does not invalidate a confession. The court must look to see whether the deception is reasonably likely to produce a false confession.

>Police Can Lie About Having Physical Evidence (i.e. fingerprints)
>Police can trick you into giving up your DNA (taking saliva off a drink)
>Police can give fake tests to "prove you're guilty" (polygraphy)
>Police may lie about having eyewitnesses
>Police can lie about recording your conversation (can pretend it's "off the record")
>Police can lie about having an accomplice's confession
>The police will try to imply that your refusal to cooperate will be damaging to your case.
amazing what they can get away with
also:
>Police may ignore your request for a lawyer
>There is an evidentiary loophole that allows voluntary statements, given in violation of Miranda, to be useable in court for impeachment purposes (challenging the defendant's credibility).
>Defendant requested a lawyer 11 times over the course of a 4 hour interrogation, but each time after requesting a lawyer, the police ignored the request and asked another question to which the Defendant answered - and then resumed questioning. He then later admitted a rape and double homicide to police. He never saw a lawyer. Court found the defendant was not subjected to physical or psychological mistreatments and is mature and has had past criminal experience and that his statements were therefore voluntary and admissible as impeachment evidence. People v. Jablonski (2006) 37 Cal.4th 774

>suddenly
how new r u?

>Police can trick you into giving up your DNA (taking saliva off a drink)
whoa shit, is that why they always offer them a drink? that's fucked up

>It all started when I put on the mask

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how do i get this comfy

Literally the only fucked up part of this is them being able to ignore you asking for a lawyer. But then the dumb cunt seemed to keep answering despite no lawyer being present so maybe it was his own fault.

As long as Yea Forums keeps posting new interrogation kino, there is nothing wrong with stayvun posting

He had no reason to answer any of their shit. He was an idiot. Tell them to get fucked and bring you a lawyer.

>be the toppest quality threads on the board about real kino
>post fresh OC 1-2 times a day
>capeshitters: "WHY YOU SPAM THIS BOARD?!"

Fuck off we all know you're a janny your psychological tricks won't work on us.

>bon mot!

yeah really it's his own fault, he could've said nothing until the lawyer came.
they're saying as a confession it can't be used but it can be used as proof that the witness is unreliable. but regardless if you present that in front of a jury they can put 2 and 2 together

Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk now I can't google image tight tummies either or I'll be on two lists

but the theist is still making the most retarded point of the three in the last panel

I'm guessing they found blood but not hair. Police can lie in interviews and say they have evidence that they don't have in order to trick a confessiom out of a suspect. That's why you're supposed to shut up and ask for a lawyer, even if you're 100% innocent.

>Was it your plan to get caught?

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have sex

Ey Rick, mask you sumnm mane.

Could a living breathing person lean back like THEYUS?

That's 40 degrees, that's 60, 70!
Why is he still leanin?

That's a 90 degree lean, Rick!

WHY HE STILL LEANIN

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*toggles r3*

They can lie to you all they want. Yet another reason that you should never say anything to the police whether you're guilty or innocent. There's a reason they have to read you your rights first, so you can make the educated decision to refuse to answer any questions.

Oh my god, user. You have slain me. Bravo.

more like carnal
lol

Stephen, did you reach in that cookie jar and get that cookie?

>In April 2010, Williams was placed on suicide watch at Quinte Detention Centre in Napanee, Ontario after he tried to kill himself by wedging a stuffed cardboard toilet paper roll down his throat.
Huh

still not spam. try 45 endgame threads a day, RETARD.

of course they found hair, look at him

fuck me that is a sorry image

>Moe, you said you went to go buy some feed and seed
>yes
>At Sneed's Feed and Seed?
>yes
>And that's why you didn't kill her? Because you were at the store at the time of her death?
>yes
>How long has that store been owned by Sneed, Moe?
>I don't know
>Sneed bought that store after the time of her death, Moe. It's formerly CHUCK'S!
>...
>You think Chuck was selling Feed and Seed?
>I don't know

Try not pulling arbitrary numbers out of your ass

>Detective pulls out his own hair to demonstrate to Stephen how easily hair can fall out.

>yes i can feel he exists

Woah real strong argument there

I can't stand this guy's balding pattern. I wish he would just have bought a toupee.

he just frizzes it. hair falls out very easily for most people, meanwhile him and his long unkempt hair were involved in a significant struggle to kill someone. iirc he wore a mask that the girl ripped off so it could’ve come out then

>you mean to tell me you don’t see chuck and think *makes whistling noise*
>I don’t know what you mean
>come one Stephen, you never see a chuck walking down the road and think man. I’d like to suck and fuck her
>...

they were lying btw, he chopped her up in her bathroom

watch some of these interrogations, they do that all the time

This shit has never been funny.

Detectives are smarter than they let you know. They can say "we found hair at the scene, we found blood at the scene". If you're being grilled for hours, you may not notice that they don't say it was the suspects hair or blood.

>Stephen, you've expressed to me that you're a virgin, correct?

>implying the same people arent behind both
try counting faggot

LAND OF THE FREE
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have sex
and try not to kill those who reject you OK incel

im having sex as i type this

men on wigs don't count

You're more likely to be killed by a husband or boyfriend than by a random incel. Unless you're a tranny, in which case you're most likely to be murdered by yourself.

Yeah, I bet police in other countries are much more honest and trustworthy. Kek

yes they do

sneed

Okay, now this is just based.

I preferred Infinity War

have sex with real women
t. TERF

Post the CIA version.

>the interrogator tells him they know he did it
>like 5 minutes of just pure silence with an "oh fuck" expression on Williams' face

How?

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It's not hard. Literally every ancestor of yours has managed it for hundreds of thousands of years, and most of that was spent cold and hungry and living in caves. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Where are the mods? This isnt tv or film related and its 10 years old. fuckoff faggots.

it may not be tv or film.... but it's kino.

I don't know

just turn your brain off and do everything for her
not being ironical here

You what time it is Stayphun

Ah don knoo

You will never be white

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no...comment....officer...

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>Stephen, you ever see a woman walking down the street and you think my god I want a piece of that fine ass?

tfw no Madison "Roman" Greco gf

...no

/pol/ may have went a bit far in a few places