They are wyverns NOT dragons

Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel are so handsome.

Why Vern?

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have sex

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>Tolkien
disregarded

Cringe.

>disregarding the father of modern day fantasy
okay user, can you show us the expert on draconology that you refer to?

Its the same as the difference between a monkey and an ape. Very similar but still different, and 6 limbed dragons are based

Wyverns give proper, true dragons a bad name. They're little more than beasts and rarely have any semblance of sentience beyond their bestial instincts. An actual dragon needs to be awe inspiring. With an intellect to match the absolute power it exudes. A true dragon must bring kings to their knees and cause entire armies to flee in terror of its mere presence. Every wyvern in popular culture has been treated as little more than an animal. Either attacking/hunting humans and livestock or used as a medieval wmd by a "dragonrider" of some kind. Whereas actual, real Dragons are their own masters. Some are good, some are evil, some just look out for themselves. Dragons have character. Wyverns don't. A wyvern doesn't have the curiosity and intellect to question a group of adventures about [mcguffin]. A wyvern would just attack them for invading its territory. Like an animal. And that's the difference. A Dragon is a person, a Wyvern is an animal.

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if they call it a dragon it's a dragon
>reee autism!

Wyvern = Lemur
Dragon = Human

how did GRRM describe them?

Wyverns have 2 legs and wings, dragons have 4 legs and wings

Wyverns don't exist. Dragons do. Simples.

Sounds like wyvers are the niggers of dragons.

Dragons, nor Wyverns are real things, you idiots are trying to appeal to an authority that doesn't exist.
Not only is it a bad argument in the first place, it's nonsensical.
They're dragons.

Neither exist retard.

>komodo dragons don't exist

>big lizard is a dragon
kill yourself you dumb fucking piece of subhuman shit
also have sex incel

>bearded dragons don't real
Seriously. What do you have against dragons? Mad they're real, unlike your wyverns?

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>literally called dragon
>not a dragon

the virgin dragon and elves vs. The chad spaceships and lazers.

>fictional universe has to adhere to a different fictional universe's arbitrary classification of what is and isn't a specific fictional creature that has been depicted many different ways throughout history

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Chinese dragons look silly, just tossing that out there

SOMEONE POST THUS PICTURE ALREADY IT SHUTS UP ALL THE BRAINLETS

YOU CANT CALL A UNICORN A CENTAUR ANYMORE THAN YOU CAN CALL A WYVERN A DRAGON

dabid can't get anything right

>picking apart details like this in a shlock action piece show

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>YOU CANT CALL A UNICORN A CENTAUR ANYMORE THAN YOU CAN CALL A WYVERN A DRAGON
The dragon has been conceived of and depicted by a diverse variety of civilizations who each had their own idea of a dragon. You can't call a unicorn a centaur or vice versa because centaurs are specifically based in Greek mythology while the Indus Valley Civilization came up with the unicorn. Misnaming a centaur or unicorn would be dishonest because they have singular origins and a definitive appearance, unlike dragons.

Looks more like a "get out of plot conflict free" card

unironically, legitimately, seriously:
have sex.

>Bites you
>Die of sepsis in 2 days
Sounds like a plague dragon to ne

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That's really, really bad. That amounts to a 6/6 with flying on all but a few rare occasions. Should have just let you gain control of what it deals combat damage to, as it is with the exception of creatures with higher toughness than attack, the dragon will either die in combat or the creature it blocks will rendering the ability pointless.

Things that are indicative of a Unicorn
>It is a horse or equine animal
>It has a single horn
Things that are indicative of a Centaur
>It is a horse or equine animal
>instead of a head it has the upper body of a human
Things that are indicative of a dragon
>it is a large and powerful reptilian, typically with serpentine features
>typically has supernatural powers like fire breath, flight, speech, etc
Things that are NOT indicative of a dragon
>the amount of legs it has

Here's an actual medieval depiction of the famous scene "St. George and the Dragon".
A "wyvern" is specifically a European-style dragon with only one pair of legs/arms, that doesn't stop it from being a dragon. Saying a wyvern isn't a dragon is like saying a lion isn't a feline.

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just how fat are you?

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why don't they breath poison and have a poison stinger on their tail then?

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'Dey be wyverns not dragonz!' is the shit people who think they are way smarter and more informed than they actual are spew. If this isn't bait, you're basically a know-it-all faggot that really isn't that bright, OP.

I'm morbidly obese, but I had sex.

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I will not sir!