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CAPESHIT KILLED IT, leaving movie theaters with nothing but manchilds, retarded babies and soccer moms......
Beowulf Said it
Robert Ramirez
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Alexander Rodriguez
Too late for lies
I understand this line more as I grow older
Easton Myers
it looks dated as fuck and terrible at a lot of points now. it would be fantastic if it was made maybe 5 years from now or something. even if it was made now it would look janky and unrealistic at times no doubt.
Aiden Hughes
Movie ending is better than the poem ending
Sebastian Lee
I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!
Samuel Russell
Jayden Reed
Sounds like a villain
Christian Young
So why can't he sire a human kid all these years?
Ethan Garcia
>Beowful
>not the grandaddy of capeshit
Thomas Miller
I watched this movie on one of those old portable DVD players with the really shitty screens and I unironically thought it was live-action.
Caleb Brown
Back when I was a kid I thought it's live action too, at least for the first few minutes until the faces & movement starts to look weirder.
Carson Jones
Hopefully the trend continues and all the "serious actors" will have to get real jobs and wont be able to live off the smell of their own farts anymore
Brody Rogers
Angelina Jolie sucked all the cum out of his body
Jackson Jackson
Even if the story itself isn't capeshit, this version of modern adaptation certainly consciously make it match the exact topics and themes capeshits have been talking about recently.
Le superpower
Le golden dragon
Le self reflexive discussion about what is truly a hero
Austin Gomez
beoCHADs unite
Owen Peterson
I would say the mother passed a venereal disease that made him infertile.
Or perhaps the mother painlessly tied up his tubes with her tail (without hurting his testosterone)
Brayden Smith
So do the Hercules past movies CAPESHIT?
Matthew Miller
If you're a faggot, maybe. This hilights the clear distinction between castes of humans at this point. We've spent the last hundred years breeding two different stocks of people, one who looks at this as a bad thing and those who recognize the mighty without shame.
Ayden Morgan
Beowulf sucks and I mean the original work.
Another case of "it's old so we will ignore how fucking terrible it is"
Nathaniel Thomas
John Smith
this scene is the only thing I remember from this movie
Aiden Reed
It's a bad thing.
Ethan Wright
We will never see again these type of ending
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In a CapeSHIT, We would see some dancing contest or some comedy villain defeat .....
Ayden Anderson
where are these soccer moms you speak of? Asking for a friend