/got/ general

The children

The episode was like the first draft of writing.

Like, the Dothraki lights going out was kino but having the charge like that was absolutely retarded.

I'm sure if you spent 20 minutes thinking you could come up with a more logical reason to have that shot of the lights dwindling

Is he coming back?

>Bad Poosi
>Littlefinger death
>Hold Door
>Arya killing NK
>Jaime raping Cersei

Blackwater. Obvious answer, but who cares.

/got/

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To me the absolutely most baffling scene in these past two awful seasons is not actually Arya's drop (well it is, but besides it) but the scene where Jon actually learns of his true parents. Probably the biggest revelation of his life and he just brushes it off like nothing. Everything about the scene was awful. The dialogue, Jon's reaction, the acting, the setting, the lighting, the music... This was supposed to be the defining moment for Jon Snow, yet he is suddenly told in the middle of a filler episode by Sam before a battle that has nothing to do with it and followed by an unrelated scene. There isn't even a scene with Jon contemplating this revelation a la Luke Skywalker.

This is what happens when mediocre writers take hold off something rich and complex.

how is he so perfect bros

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1. NK death
2. sand sneks fight scene
3. littlefinger trial
4. NK creation
5. whole show

yes

>hold the door
>jaime raping cersei
But why?
Blackwater/Hardhome

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The climb
just for the speech

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you know, quasimodo predicted this

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5.sand snakes taking control in dorne 4.randyll and dickon tarly execution 3.stannis death 2.all of season 7 episode 6 1. arya killing the NK

Blackwater.

Where is meera too?

zero, that's off the table as well

Petyr's trial, NK's death, "you want a good girl...etc", Sam literally saying "thank you" to Dany after knowing that she killed his family with cold blood, Jon's revival

gateworld.net/news/2019/01/new-stargate-wright-says-were-working-on-it/

what's this about a new Stargate series?

make it so.

1. Arya killing NK
2. Littlefinger death
3. Jorah operation
4. Bad pussy
5. Conquest of highgarden

Hold Door was just fucking dumb to me. Everything about it. A man's entire existence widdled down ton holding a door so Meera could shuffle away and then almost get killed like 30 minutes later and be saved AGAIN by Benjen.

Jaime raping Cersei was a terrible choice. He was mid redemption and they made him just a bit more of a dick.

pretty much everything dorne related,then cia death

>tfw the entire rest of the show is shit but we are going to get cleganebowl
feelsgoodman

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D&D they took the idea from here then? they were regular /got/posters?

You could probably pick any scene from S6,7,8 and most of S5 and make a good argument for that scene being the worst.

Dothraki are acting as scouts and out deep in the battlefield (in numbers for their safety) to be able to report back exactly when the undead are coming, they were supposed to be able to run back as soon as the dead approach as a retreat to winterfel to help make the stand there, but they simply got overrun instead?
Might not be good, might be more sensible. Might be worse. Just my thoughts in 3 minutes.

of courshe

Oh, user.. I’m so sorry. So so sorry

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Yes. Melissandre lights everyone's arrows on fire, or it's just refular fire arrows and they shoot a huge salvo into the dark. Visually it's a very similar looking shot but it's not completely retarded. Took me 20 seconds figuring it out

He's coming back to save the show, right?

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arya is gonna teleport behind the mountain, cleganebowl is never happening

>Dothraki are acting as scouts and out deep in the battlefield (in numbers for their safety) to be able to report back exactly when the undead are coming
?

>you trust me, jon snow
>does that make me a fool
>we're fools together now

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Will Bron squat like a proper slav before the end?

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this

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thre was a screencap with a short greentext resume saying how the 6 chapters would end, anyone has it please???

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BY WHAT RIGHT DOES THE WOLF JUDGE THE LION

Who else if not is spamming the Stannis "argh" picture? They hate the character and they rejoice on how they treated him.

1. Stannis burning Shireen
2. Night King death
3. Battle of Highgarden
4. Battle of Winterfell and Stannis' death
5. Battle of the Bastards

Literally who?

From what we know Benioff likes to do last minute rewrites in the middle of the night, even after everyone has received the script.

Littlefinger's trial should be number six on the list btw.

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dddaaaaavooooosssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh

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this

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By the way this is more or less how I expected the big reveal to happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sl1MczKB_X4

STOP BITCHING YOU RETARDS

Martin original outline clearly says the last battle will be at Winterfell. Others will be defeated there.

What about R+L=J?
Has nothing to do with others. The purpose of this twist is to allow JON SNOW to FUCK his sister Arya in outline & books, SANSA In the show. The twist clears that hey we are not sisters LET US FUCK.

There is a love triangle in outline between JON, ARYA & TYRION Who burns Winterfell. In the show it is JON, SANSA & RAMSAY who burns Winterfell.

The books will have the same ending. Prophecies are all BS. It's all about love in the end because Martin was in love with a redhead so he wrote the entire story to get the girl he never could in real life. That's all there is to it.

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DO YOUR DUTY

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>Tormund glaze at briene
Holy shit, the last episode ruined careers for so many good actors

>I'm sure if you spent 20 minutes thinking you could come up with a more logical reason to have that shot of the lights dwindling

season 1 episode 1
youtu.be/aU83WCaVCIM

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>The books will have the same ending
grrm has literally just said that the WW won't be defeated like that
also, twow never ever so it doesn't matter

can't agree with the sam one. he is afraid of her, and should be.

>worst scenes
>no mention of the wight hunt

1. NK death
2. Sam telling Jon about parents
3. Jon and Dany fucking
4. Littlefinger's death
5. Arya and Brienne sparring

Honestly if I stop thinking for a minute more than 20 come to mind.

oh shit hes doing the cia pose

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Hold Door was based

Rains of Castamere

OHNONONONO HOW WILL DAVE AND DAB RECOVER

Snowboarding with his bannermen

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P-PETER WATCH OUT! D&D ARE GOING TO CUT YOU OUT OF THE SCRIPT OH GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN!

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>What he did took courage, and that's what we need now. The courage to make peace with men we've been killing for generations.

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sounds like you have 19.5 minutes left

One of the few times I'm prepared to forgive D&D.

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Bra- I mean Night King! WATCH OUT SHES SCREAMING AND JUMPING BEHIND YOU! OH GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN!

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Oh yeah , i forgot about that retarded arya and brienne scene , that would definitely be in my top 3 worst scenes.

>LOLOLOL SHE'S SO HOT I AM WILLING TO FORGIVE THEM FOR RUINING THE SHOW BECAUSE I LIKE THIS NO-NAME ACTRESS
People like you are a serious blight upon this world and I unironically wish you get cancer and die, you fucking rube.

wew

have sex

>I’m not asking you to forget your dead. I’ll never forget mine. I lost 50 brothers the night that Mance attacked the wall. But I’m asking you to think about your children now. They’ll never have children of their own if we don’t band together.
>The Long Night is coming, and the dead come with it. No clan can stop them. The free folk can’t stop them. The Night’s Watch can’t stop them, and all the southern kings can’t stop them. Only together, all of us, and even then it might not be enough, but at least we’ll give the fuckers a fight.

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I like the right more desu.

START POSTING LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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it's probably gonna be even worse
>cleganebowl, finally
>the hound start good and beat him almost to death
>he get careless and mountain get on top of him. 'MEMBER SEASON 4?
>then, arya teleport behind the mountain and kills him, saving the hound
>the hound rolls his eyes and say "oh, ffs, saved by a girl..."
>arya smirks
>brienne smiles
>podrick nod his head nervously
>tyrion says "and she doesn't even have a COCK. no offense varys"
>everyone claps and laughs

Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be

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>falling for the bait so easily
cmon..

CONFIRMED SPOILERS
>tyrion gets executed by dany
>jaime dies offscreen
>arya uses his face to kill cersei
>jon kills dany

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1. Arya killing the Night King with an anime move
2. Littlefingers trial
3. Everyone in Dorne dies
4. The entire episode of Beyond the Wall
5. Missandei and Grey Worm sex scene

also no darkstar=shit dorne

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>>podrick nod his head nervously
>>tyrion says "and she doesn't even have a COCK. no offense varys"

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s8 in its entirety will be redeemed if littlefinger or varys end up having some omega trump card they pull before the end

>jaime dies offscreen
this can't be true, they wouldn't dare

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Hardhome was fucking kino , too bad the last episode ruined it forever for me since i can't take the WW and the nightking seriously anymore.

>now follow me south so all of you can die to the boltons

Why? He's beloved by /got/ just like Stannis. It's like poetry, it rhymes.

literally this, i see this show is fucked anyway so i might as well know what we can expect for the next chapters

God that grass quote is fucking dumb.

What good is the grass when the viper's face is pudding? Now you are just a cushion for feet.

reminder that
>trees/three eyed raven are evil
>Jojenpaste is true
>Sweetrobin is a greenseer
>euron=daario
>Roose isn't human
>Mallisters killed Balon
>Mountains only crimes were during the sack of kings landing
>house Royce know what's up with the white walkers

Worst scenes in terms of logic (or lack therefore)

Or worst scenes in terms of story telling?

Like cool, they used Arya to kill the NK.
But why the fuck didn't they have her steal the face from one of the fucking wights to get there?
That would have been way cooler than "Oh nobody is every going to see this coming, surely".

Fucking everyone knew it was coming you fucks, and you've already fucked everything over completely, you may as well go all the way and add in that for a cool factor.
She literally hasn't used her face changing thing all season, unless I'm retarded and she lost it and I forgot.

Jaime read the letter as sunning in the cold morning. Qyburn spoke pointed and tersely, Cersei fervously,

Vyman hovered by the door a-wait, and it sensed him Peck was watching too. "Does my lord wish to answer?" from the silence asked the maester.

The letter was touched of a snowflake, melting, soiling so the ink thereon. Jaime rolled the parch tightly as a hand allowed, and handed it Peck's. "No," he said. "Put this in the fire."

1. Littlefinger death
2. Ellaria kills Doran
3. Dany lands on dragonstone
4. Lyanna Mormont on the Battlefield
5. Loras Tyrell's trial

We looked for you on the catalog

This was the most based guy in the show

>>Mallisters killed Balon
>>Mountains only crimes were during the sack of kings landing
>>house Royce know what's up with the white walkers
I fucking don't remember any of this though I am pretty sure I watched Preston's vids on it. Help?

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He's already dead lmao

/ss/

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Thank God. Imagine if Dabid got a hold of Darkstar and made him even MORE cool&edgy than he is in the books. It's almost too terrible a thing to imagine.

oh god

no

nonononononono

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Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel are so handsome.

Reminder that the Night King died 3 steps into Westeros in canon

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>"we're not men"
>barristan death
>greyworm and misandei having """sex"""
>nothing personnel
>jon and kelly c kissing in front of the dragons

What the fuck were the Dothraki planning on doing before smelly Melly showed up and lit their completely normal swords on fire?

disgust

It would have been fucking incredible. They'd probably make him gay too for some reason

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"Winds of Winter" was a great finale for season 6. It made me genuinely excited for the next season.

SS Raped Characters

desu it was a really nice ass

Emilia Clarke on Kimmel tonight said episode 5 is going to be nuts and to watch it on the biggest screen you can. So there's that.

Dan and Dave
shame

so episode 4 really is setup then

>ywn make /ss/ with a blonde smirk goddess like her

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So you think the they have the aspect ratio like .5 now?

So its a Burlington Bar episode?

You tried.

4 is setup
5 everyone dies
6 is a wrapup

is this from season 3?

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Discuss.

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Its true though. Doran makes no fucking sense here.

>heheh I hide the snake... oh- what? hes dead. oh right I forgot.

Are we going to be able to see anything this time?

I don't really feel like watching the show anymore.

>HAHA NO YOU'RE GONNA WATCH IT LMAO
Jokes on you, I still haven't finished season 6 or 7. I still haven't even seen that hold the door episode. Even if I don't watch it I'll get spoiled on the ending regardless so I'll end up finding out how the show ends, I just will save myself about 3 hours of misery.

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I hate how normies see all that as a character's fault and not the writters, truly NPCs

Hes bored of Milly Bobbie and thinks Arya is underaged.

Top five worst scenes in not making any fucking sense

1. Wight hunt
2. Stannis burning Shireen
3. Night King death
4. Highgarden falling
5. Battle of the bastards

Top five worst scenes in terms of character and story line

1. Night King death
2. Stannis death
3. Littlefingers death
4. Shireen's death
5. Yara letting Theon die and shirtless Ramsay

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She's warning us that it's literally unwatchable on anything smaller than a movie screen. I don't think they actually filmed this show for TV

>there is only exactly 1 snake in the whole world, and after it's dead all grass becomes completely pointless
I know you're starved for (you)s, but come on man.

Can't wait to see this smug cunt cry when jon kills dany

>Mallisters killed balon
something like Mallisters sailed theon to the iron ilses, they have a hatred of the greyjoys, and their ship they were on was stranded on the island up until they suddenly left and Balon was dead

>Mountians only crimes were during the sack of kings landing
All of the things he supposedly did in the Riverlands were at a time where littelfinger was trying to start the war between the starks and lannisters. the mountians whereabouts were unknown, but two mercenary bands on littlefingers payroll were also in the riverlands at the time. Later during the war, we see them do things very similar to the things the mountain was accused of

>house Royce know what's up with the white walkers
It is hinted that Waymar is looking for something in particular, rather than just patrolling, Bronze Yohn later mentions something like a mission or something when talking about waymar

>5 everyone dies
If you think everyone dies, you haven't been paying attention

I literally favorited a bunch of Daenerys instagram/tumblrs etc. so I can go look at them after she dies. It will be glorious.

How mad will you be when Stannis burns Shireen in the books as well

>just saw the bts where D&D talk about that polar bear in season 7
god now I realize why people hate these 2 idiots so much

>hanged olly

Based and repilled , make sure to share them on /got/

Tell me. What snake is he talking about?

>Quentyn
dead.
>Darkstar
dumb and not aligned with him
>Hotah
just some guard
>Sand Snakes
not aligned with him

Man. He sure is the grass alright.

Aftermath of Cersei blowing up the Vatican, killing the pope, the queen, Tyrells, her uncle. like 1/3 of the city, and the sparrows who for some reason just disappeared

Remember when Sansa just kept the Vale army hidden and cost about 5k men their lives?

Remember when Dany just went "lol" to her Dothraki and had them suicide charge? 100k men dead there.

How will anything around Winterfell ever grow again? There have been three major battles fought there within a year, probably totaling about 150k lives lost.

oberyn you fucking retard

>How mad will you be when Stannis burns Shireen in the books as well

If you think Stannis will burn Shireen in the books when he's literally miles and miles away from her you are beyond retarded.

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>it's kind of like, it's a bad guy killing a good guy
We live in a society

A Man Without Honor

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thats a lot of fertilizer tbf

Aegon silly

cmon you liked this bros

You would read GoT if i wrote it like this (and it ended up being halfway as long because it's not choked with 20th century idioms)

Oh, I see. I do remember now, especially the part about how there are Royces all over for some reason. I really loved the skinchanger Roose theory...

>sand snakes killing their cousin
>Ellaria killing Doran
>Tyrion saying that stupid fucking joke to Missandei and Grey Worm
>Kingsmoot
>Davos asking Mel if she knew any magic to rez Jon

>>Sand Snakes
>not aligned with him
He's working on that you fucking mongoloid
also it's not like there are no characters beyond the ones you know the names of you cretin
also also he's working with outside factions you retard

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST KILL THEIR CHARACTERS
THEY RAPED ALL THE REDPILLED ONES FUCKKK

AAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRG

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>do incest
>paraded around the streets by the faith, treated lower than dirt, everyone in the city hates you

>blow up the sept and violently murder all your enemies in broad daylight
>capture sand sneks
>smallfolk love you

>smallfolk never seen or mentioned again
brabo b&b

>original outline
>3 books
>no Stannis
>no Connington

Fucking KINO

You shit on them but tell me who could have done a better job?

Remember if it weren't for them, we wouldn't even have a show and let's be honest, most of you wouldn't even have heard about the books that you love so much

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The wight army is probably not good for plant growth.

>We're leaving too many behind.
>The free folk are stubborn. You know how long it took Mance to band them together? 20 fookin years.
>And he knew them better than I ever did.
>They’re running out of food, and there’s nothing to hunt. They’ll come around.

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me

pretty much literally every single person in this thread could have done a better job writing this garbage

Anyone could have done a better job. For starters...
APOLOGIZE

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There would be a show, dozens of people were trying to get the rights to ASoIaF. And anyone would've done a better job, Benioff is a fucking retard.

I know for a fact I could light the show better than anyone currently involved in it.

They did a good job the first 4 seasons, why wouldn't I shit on them for dropping the ball completely?

Anyone who isn't a kike

>tfw no spunky foreign gf with a large ass

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What's even better about the Dothraki thing is thst based on the post-show commentary, we're supposed to believe they didn't anticipate sending all these men to charge the darkness was a bad idea. Apparently Dany is "shocked".

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like dany wasn't rescued a hundred times by men

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>They did a good job the first 4 seasons
They didn't though, Martin was on through most of that and D&D were directly copying the books. That's like saying a guy did well growing up when his dad took care of him.

The sneks are on his side by the end of Dance.

what should happen to her in the long run according to books
whats her destiny
is there any foreshadowing?

the one with jaime and brienne in the bath

how the fuck did they not have a reunion between sansa and the hound? I dont think there were any scenes where they were ever in the same vicinity either

>Quentyn
>dead
What a fucking dense tard you are.

it's no surprise that S1 is the best season, they copied book 1 word for word

I hope these hacks aren't doing the prequels or anything

>vocaroo.com/i/s1h9cwfFGOGY

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can't wait for Sam to fucking kill Dany

>doesn't know the name of his favorite episode

>weak men will never rule dorne
>Roose death
>littlefinger trial
>night king death
>arya vs brienne

>Stannis about to fight the Boltons
>Euron is doing chaos magick
>Victarion about to pay the Iron Price in Slavers Bay
>Aegon and the Golden Company fighting in the Stormlands
>Darkstar is doing gangster stuff in Dorne

I am pretty hype, too bad TWoW is likely not going to happen

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It was literally just so they could get rid of them. Its hilarious, rather than have political intrigue on the show like struggling to feed people during winter or integrating a new culture, they're like "fuck it have those savages die." Are these clowns still doing that Confederacy show or are they jumping to Star Wars?

>dozens of people were trying to get the rights to ASoIaF

They were trying to make movies tho, not a show.

>GRRM literally gave the rights to dumb and dumber because they read about R+L=J on forums a day before their meeting

god dammit

Had his head turned into a bowl
Wanting MORE characters introduced for some side plot that wont have an impact so some dude can be grass

lmao

>I hope these hacks aren't doing the prequels or anything
They're not, they're busy doing the Knights of the Old Republic trilogy :). Kathleen chose well.

honestly can't remember the name of a single episode

I don't want to get an ulcer, what was the dumbest line from it.

Melly burns her. Jon is broughy back (dragons from stone)

Stannis will most likely return to the Wall defeated and find his only child dead and goes nuts or just kills himself.

>"Oberyn was ever the viper"
retard

Kissed by Fire

NK death is the worst. All the other have good arguments for, but this was prime Dabid. Most people are optimistic, cause they don't know backstory of Dabid and don't learn from past butchery. But this was "minimal expectation, just make it better than capeshit" situation. DGAF if you spend 2 years making 3 filler+1fanservice episodes with dialogues written by 8 year olds. Just give 2 long fight episodes, how hard can that be. But no...
>OMAR'S COMING YO
NK dies like Omar, with methods used in games and SW before. Only difference is he had unholy strength, freezing touch (not in show) and his army surrounding him.
Minimal expectation not gonna save you anymore. HONK HONK

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Their (and a bunch of GoT producers) next project is Confederate. You might remember the controversy over it last year. Basically it's a show set in an alternate reality where the southern statescseceded and slavery is legal. Probably gonna end up with blacks enslaving whites

>copies book 1 word for word
>literally fuck up the first scene where the young pompous lord actually stands up against the WW's while the dude hides like a bitch, subverting our expectations
Nah, season 1 had a ton of stupid shit ("That's Jaime Lannister, the ueen's twin brother" ADR comes to mind)

Based D&D are going to save Star Wars by killing off the last good timeline in it.

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>Stannis will most likely return to the Wall defeated and find his only child dead and goes nuts or just kills himself.

That would be the worst ending ever. Awful writing bro.

> TWoW is likely not going to happen

We'll get TWOW. We won't get ADOS however

It's been eight years since ADWD and there's still no sign of TWOW. Just imagine how unbearable it'll be once we get TWOW and know we have at least a decade to wait before ADOS

1. NK death
2. Bad Poosi
3. Stannis death
4. Shirtless Ramsey
5. Littlefibger trial

Should I start reading the books or will my disappointment in the show be mutiplied by doing so?

>*dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring dring *

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>Littlefinger's trial and death
>Night King's death
>Arya surviving gut stabbing
>Arya versus Brienne
>Stannis suddenly willing to burn daughter

>Should I start reading the books or will my disappointment in the show be mutiplied by doing so?

Try at all fucking costs to not picture the characters from the show when reading. Have book pics from the ASOFAI on your screen when reading so you don't think of this shitty show.

He's already said TWOW is so long it might be split into two books (at least physically). Last time I heard Martin was saying it's going to end up somewhere at around 1600 pages.

Remember like fucking years ago when GRRM was regularly releasing "TWOW chapters" that people found out were just cut ADWD chapters, and that the book wasn't anywhere close to coming out? Good times.

Don't bother, get into a finished fantasy series. Malazan Book of the Fallen is pretty good.

Renly, do you even lift?

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>end

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The lowest rated battle episode in tbe show but yet the most expensive and time consuming.

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>The ending of the show – to what extent is it your ending?
>I can say that when my next two books come out they’ll have to read them and then they can find out.

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>Malazan Book of the Fallen is pretty good.
What a shitty opinion. Malazan is fucking garbage.
>marvel quips all over the place
>muh feminism with female warriors in armies acting more manly than the men
>good characters constantly ignored
>only book 2 and 3 are any good
>book 5 is one of the worst books ever written
>villain is cliche as fuck
>ten books and the ending still isn't a "real" ending because he wants the setting to go on and some characters don't even get closure
Nah, you're just a dumb nigger, that's the problem.

Lifts penises amirite.

Literally anyone could have done a better job. The only reason the older seasons were so good is because they had a lot of the source material to go off.

Now that they've completely run out of source material they have no idea where George was going with it and instead of being clever they're trying to super rush/wrap it up because they can't be fucked thinking of any intelligent storylines.

Why are the iron islands/greyjoys such a "big" deal in Westeros? It's a small archipielago with few resources. Even Skagos is bigger.

>What a shitty opinion.
Yes, you do have a shitty opinion. Malazan is great.

Also
>villain is cliche as fuck
What villain are you referring to? There's more than one villain in Malazan. I really hope you're not calling the Crippled God the villain.

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It will be extremely painfull. You'll learn Cersei is one of the most redpilled characters and not some crazy moody bitch. But since show became so shit, the only good way to fix it is to accept book stuff as reality (difference between S1 and S8), and to feed your imagination with all the cool theories that community came up with. Just skip shit characters and fatman salivating over food/degeneracy, and it won't take as much time.

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How is Yara gonna keep her promise not to raid Westeros once she takes the Iron Islands and kills Euron?

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Its not what I want, but odds are thats how hid story will end.

They constantly say that Stannkd will break before he bends. His mind will break. GRRM also alluded to him being similar to a comander (forget which) who returned after war and went insane.

>those few moments where Cersei starts to think about what Qyburn is doing but becomes too disturbed and retreats mentally or through alcohol
Really great stuff.

By marrying someone

This. Malazan is blatantly awful, and the author is one of the biggest spergs around. I am not sure if it's cut out now, but at some point the introduction to the first book is some condescending speech where he brings up Proust and says how most readers are too dumb to understand his grand ideas. I'd unironically recommend Sanderson over it, because at least Sanderson knows he's dumb and just writing a video game in book form. Erikson, Rothfuss, and Bakker are the trio of dogshit. All of them are incompetent in different ways, yet they think they've got groundbreaking work.
Only ASoIaF and Tolkien's works are worth reading. Maybe Conan and Elric if you like swords and sorcery. And the first 100 chapters of Berserk until the end of the Golden Age. Oh, and the first Thomas Covenant trilogy was fucking (it's about a guy that rapes his own daughter so /got/ would love it). Malazan and Wheel of Time are long and ultra-shit. Do not read.

>By marrying someone
Ellaria

>You'll learn Cersei is one of the most redpilled characters and not some crazy moody bitch

What books did you read? Certainly not the ones Martin wrote.

She might be redpilled, but she's also fucking stupid and delusional.

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Cersei is batshit insane in the books

A mad dog that must be put down

In the show she's really fucking stupid.

why didnt yara keep her promise to molest theon

>doesn't respond to any criticism
>malazan is great despite being capeshit filled with feminism
Yes, truly amazing series. Where would I be today if Erikson hadn't taught me about stronk wamen and the importance of POC characters?

A part of me is still holding out hope that gurm finished Winds back in late 2016/early 2017 and put off publishing it after agreeing with HBO that it would cause conflict with the show, then spent a year working on that Targ history book and has now been working on Dream for 1 year/1 year and a half. This is the only scenario where he might finish Dream in a reasonable time, and would explain why he wasted time on fake history shit while he was supposedly trying his hardest to finish Winds.
I can't wait for Winds to come out in fucking 2021, the fat man to die soon after and all my hopes and dreams to be crushed.

Some of the best scenes of season 1 weren't in the books though. Like Cersei and Robert discussing Lyanna, or Tywin and Jaime.

Because I don't feel like arguing with some sperg about Malazan in a GoT thread, and because "the villain was bad" was such a laughable thing to point out. What villain are you talking about? Or did you just toss that one in there for shitposting purposes?

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I'd say she's far more stupid in the books in terms of trusting the wrong people and so on.

if only people had the right settings...

Tywin isn't on season 1.

You're a fucking moron, he literally has a conversation with Jaime and its one of the highlights of the season.

youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU

There's a new smirkfu in town

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Why did they hire them both. Are they like lovers who only work with each other

Nigga....

>>Because I don't feel like arguing with some sperg about Malazan in a GoT thread
>sjw doesn't feel like arguing when something he likes is criticized
Shocker shocker. Best go back to your safe space on Tumblr where you can write about how progressive Malazan was and how there are really "no villains" in Malazan despite it being full of caricatures from the Crippled God to Karsa and so on.

Dabid sucks off Benioff, that's how he got the job with no prior experience

shes way better in teh show. In the books shes retarded

Weiss is pretty much Benioff's henchman.

This, probably. Or "The Old Gods and the New" for the Theon beheading scene

I can imagine that the writing process is just benioff fucking dabid in the ass as they shout off their stupid ideas and jerk each other off.

Why does the "bad pussy" line get so much hate?

>implying Benioff has had prior experience

>From within the conflagration, the oldest enemy of all living kind, the only enemy that matters, marches through the inferno, his hyperborean presence causing the flames to gutter out and die. Jon and Loboda are transfixed as the White Walker, clad in onyx armour denoting him as a high-ranking warrior, stands before them.

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I'd agree. The show makes her seem smarter than she is, and her plans actually come to fruition. In the books she's a fucking crazy, dumb, whore. Fun to read, but hard to get behind.

It's a pretty picture but I doubt the fat man would allow himself to be a laughing stock because of some agreement with HBO. I'd believe this theory if he was just trying to find out how the show ending is received. I still have hope but I'm prepared for the worst and never getting an ending.

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Awful writing.

it's hard not to choose 5 dorne scenes

didn't he write the Troy movie?

>it you like Malazan you're a SJW
Ah yes, Malazan the SJW series, where the fan favorite barbarian is introduced raping a woman and her daughter.

Man you are one assblasted retard about Malazan.

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AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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it's from tvtropes
i like it, didn't even consider perceiving their armor as onyx even though it's probs not

i like it user, good job

>Cersei is actuall successful in the show, not because she's smarter than she is in the books, but because the rest of the world is dumber

Why couldn't they just extend the show to 10 seasons and keep them 10 eps long. Can you imagine a non-retarded Dorne? fAegon? Based Euron? A season long Long Night... shame. They should've just passed the torch as soon as they finished season 4.

Its a really bad line. You should always strive to avoid telling the audience "You are this type of character" as well.

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lmao true

>that scene in s2 where LF literally talks about incest right to her face

>Why couldn't they just extend the show to 10 seasons

Why didn't they just wait till they books came out to make this?

Remember that scene in season 1 where Littlefinger just explains how evil he is while two women have sex in the foreground?

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We can only blame gurm. He assured everyone he would finish by the time they catch up.

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Let's make a list of the characters forgotten by D&D, I'll start:

Jory Cassel

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unless you are of the night

Hilariously bad. Laying out all his plans while the whores finger each other.

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Politely BTFO

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Well, it's hard to stall production and keep actors and staff on contract. But if they hadn't rushed through all the AFFC and ADWD matterial they probably staid busy till Winds maybe. They shoud've worked with George more closely, and he's an idiot for not keeping tight reigns.

this
hardhome had such a sense of dread and despair
this was lacking in the entirety of s 7 and 8
even when they broke the wall, it just seemed like no real danger at all,nobody realy cared about them

>Its a really bad line.
I think it's sexy. It tells you about her character too.
>"You are this type of character" as well.
That's just what she thought of him.

>Let's make a list of the characters forgotten by D&D, I'll start:

The Stormlands
Ellaria Sand
Eudmure Tully
The Faceless men
The warlocks of that one city
That one guy who had Dany and brother at his mansion in episode 1, season 1

PLAY WITH HER ARSE

The snapzoom on this scene is one of the most bizarre cinematic decisions on the entire show. Rewatch it if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Just assume the aotd was sieging Winterfell for a month and forced their hand to battle because no other houses showed up to help them and they were running out of food.

the stormlands is my favourite character

I don't see your point even remotely. Dragon Age is 100% a SJW game, yet one of the main heroes is basically a white supremacist with a skinchange. Same can be said for Witcher - it's progressive as fuck (religion bad, monarchy bad, patriarchy bad) yet it has plenty of good characters that embody those characteristics.
Malazan on the other hand is capeshit trash from beginning to end. The fact that Karsa exists in no way changes that. As I said before it's full of quipping and stronk wamen, neither of which you can deny, as it's fucking blasted in your face the moment you pick up Gardens of the Moon. Just fuck off, honestly. You're like those people trying to convince others that despite the obvious shit writing, Warcraft lore is, fact, REALLY REALLY good.

Fuck, I forgot Lady Stoneheart. I was done with DnD when they teased us with the Brotherhood during the Hounds return. Also, how did they manage to poorly utilize Ian McShane?

>till Winds maybe

IT'S NERVER COMING OUT
The sooner you accept it the better.

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Holy shit TMZ just spoke with kit Harrington about I guess he’s gonna she hbo for lossof income because he was supposed to kill the night king but since he didn’t he won’t get as many interviews or attention as Arya’s actress thus losing money check out the quick interview here
youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0

Uh oh!

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epic POST

Why so many people hate the bad poosi?

Are you ok?

Checked. Based kit

>I don't see your point even remotely.
Probably because you're retarded. You're so assblasted about Erikson and yet you seemingly have no idea what the fuck the books were about.

By the way, what villain were you referring to as "cliche" because the Crippled God isn't a villain.

oh gee oh boy you totally got me you witty hunk of a man

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>hehe good thing this guy isn't a main character, I can use my ice spear instead of throwing him

Kys

>mel was revisited
BTFO

>Be the lord of light
>Need someone to survive for when the long night comes to do something no one else at that moment could achieve
>Make sure that guy gets resurrected over and over
>The battle of Winterfell, the time finally comes
>All you do is buy some time for azor ahai so she could get away, something everyone else could have achieved

>Be NK
>Know that you instantly die when stabbed by dragon glass or valerian steel
>Your whole army dies will die with you
>When people come close make sure to grab them so that they are in the range of striking distance
>Not just stab them and throw them away to be safe you cant be hurt
>Same thing happened to the giant wright

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>nothing was explained
>she just goes back to her home planet

>AAAAH SAVE ME LONGCLAW

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Gotem

that one didn't age well

BTFO

>I just instakilled that ugly Thenn guy, but Imma play around with Kit cause he's a cutie

I wish Jon was perma dead atm

>within a couple minutes of her death the NK was killed by Arya...
Do you think the giant would have been the one that saw Arya coming? I doubt it, but I suppose Lyanna had no way of knowing that her sacrifice would be undercut by the NK's death.

>no arguments so I'll continue using ad hominems
>calls others assblasted when he doesn't address a single point
Fucking lol. You truly are like those Warcraft manchildren. Maybe you wanna screencap these posts too and post them to /r/Malazan or wherever shithole your kind is in so you can explain how AMAZING your quipfest fllled with cardboard characters is?
Like, I genuinely do not give a fuck if you like Malazan. There are people that like capeshit, and those that don't. But the moment you try to pass on Malazan as being on the level of ASoIaF, when it's worse than most comics, is when you've turned into a deranged fanboy.
>By the way, what villain were you referring to as "cliche" because the Crippled God isn't a villain.
I would say that most of the characters in Malazan are cliche, but the Crippled God is definitely awful and definitely a villain.

>>Mountians only crimes were during the sack of kings landing
>All of the things he supposedly did in the Riverlands were at a time where littelfinger was trying to start the war between the starks and lannisters. the mountians whereabouts were unknown, but two mercenary bands on littlefingers payroll were also in the riverlands at the time. Later during the war, we see them do things very similar to the things the mountain was accused of

Didn't he also rape some 13 year old in an inn and is supposedly behind the disappearance of his sister and servants?

Also burned his brother.

I'M STILL FUCKING MAD

kek it's even worse than I remembered.

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>I have day of the 13th so i can stay up this time

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Arya killing the NK
Arya sparring with Brieanne
Arya chase scene
Sand sneks fight scene
20 good men

Arya is easily the most repulsive character, and she actuallybwas my favourite untill season 4, then she was ok and then seasons 6-8 happened.

Or Sansa. "smartest I ever met", really? Big badass strong wahmen whose always fucking up, always saved by a male deus ex machina? Then suddenly season 7 starts and she's some stone-cold calculating mastermind? Suck my fucking cock.

jaqen is cool
why didnt he come with arya

*jumps down in a really cool way that no white walker ever does again in your path*

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lmao Jon tot shitcanned

new

>I'M STILL FUCKING MAD

There was a guy who came up to be like a month ago and told me how much he hated the last jedi. This was just some random guy in a line at my job who just was small chating with me as I checked him out.

That's how I feel we will be with this episode. Years will go back and we will be going over endless all of the youtube videos pointing out how stupid it was.

I'm pretty sure she stole wights face off screen but they didn't show it coz it would spoil THE BIG TWIST

fuck you user I can see this play out in front of me and now Im angry

can please link

was he based??

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>>tyrion says "and she doesn't even have a COCK. no offense varys"

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Calm down preston

>sweetrobin is a greenseer
This one is gonna need some explaining

We will get WoW and ut's gonna be pretty amaxing.
But dream of spring is not going to happen

>GRRM literally gave the rights to dumb and dumber because they read about R+L=J on forums a day before their meeting
Dude, even if they were wrong and it is actually R+L=D, B+A=J do you honestly thing fatman would turn down the show offer and tons of money?

>that warcry

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Why would you stop reading Berserk before the best arc

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>Dude, even if they were wrong and it is actually R+L=D, B+A=J do you honestly thing fatman would turn down the show offer and tons of money?
Didn't he turn down various movies before?

true

how is Jaime = AA so low? That one's mainstream af.

what if NK didnt know? Think about it. I doubt VS or DG can kill him in the books; it probably requires a magical ritual. Also he avoided Jon at all costs because Jon was Azor Ahai

YAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAAYYYYY

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Theres no night king in the book

Imagine being this stupid but thinking you’re clever.