That'll be $23.99 plus tip

>ywn 'go 'za post in June 2016 again
why should I continue living

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This is objectively a terrible looking pizza. The crust is so thick at the edges which means the middle is super thin and the ridiculous amount of cheese is just going to fall off no matter what. Pizzas are huge circles and have to be equally balanced unless you literally want to shove handfuls of melted cheese into your mouth you fat fuck

I’m a fat pizza chef and even I know that

Also the sausage distribution is fucked it’s like 2 tiny pieces on each slice and a mountain of mozzarella this is fucking gross

And the dough probably isn’t cooked all the way

fucking hypocrite

Looks good to me.

fucking 20$+ for pizza
What the wrong with you americans? In Russia pizza is like 3-10$ and actually looks good

in Niger it's even cheaper!

Gordon exaggerates for the camera but still that undercooked lumpy mess is an abomination, as is most of the "food" Ramsay is tasked with sampling on this show.

90% of restaurants fail in their first year for a reason.

>In Russia pizza is like 3-10$ and actually looks good
What a fucking дoлбoёб.

For $23.99+tip I’m a buyer

I’m a fatass American slob and I’m calling bullshit

I dont ever tip for a job I can do myself

Even if you ordered the thin crust?

OY
YAH
SEASON
GRIW
BURGAH
ON
PATTY SEASON
ONION
SEASON
YAH
ASSEMBUW
BUN
LETTUCE
YAH
TOMAO
YAH
PATY
SEASON
THIS
WILL
BE
OUR
TALLEST
BURGAH
EVAH
AND
IT STARTS
....
ROIGHT
....
....
NAOW

And comes with 500 ml vodka gratis

Toppings go on top of the cheese not underneath, or they won't cook.

That's why they're called "Toppings"

For me, it's chocolate bacon pizza

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>plus tip
hahahah no

>too large for a single person
I could eat that whole thing in one sitting

>$23.99 plus tip
So $25.

>Literally nothing wrong with that pizza

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this will be the end of his career

i'd eat that. looks good

What's his deal?

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Trying to be funny, but since he's not naturally comedic it's just cringy.

Literally looks like greasy human intestines

>not tipping your pizza delivery guy at least $5 so he doesn't spit into your pizza the next time you order
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

What was his fucking problem?

t. Cleetus

It's not cooked fully.

Never trust a pizza with white crust.

but how much plutonium does it contain?

you are an obese fuckshit nigger

degenerate

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>Nice sausage distribution
Get fucked 3rd worlder

>Niger
It's not cheaper, you just robbed the delivery driver.

this is tim burton level of hackyness

IT'S FUCKING RAW

Why not just say 24 instead of 23.99?

Because I only have $24.50 and I want to have money left over.

i'm guessing some psychological reason, there are people who literally do research on the effect pricing has on number of sales.

Fuckin hell, look at that. LOOK AT THAT

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One of the oldest marketing tricks in the world. To your brain 0.99 looks like "wow, it's not even a dollar!" it activates the reward-part of your brain, tricking you into thinking you're getting a good deal, making you feel much better about a purchase.

you must be really retarded if you think 23,99 isnt the same as 24

im guessing this is an American thing

It doesn't even include tax. I don't understand how it works on people.

>walk into bar/grill and sit down
>cute waitress brings menu
>cheapest item is 21 dollar bratwurst
>walking out would be too embarrassing

I used to live in Maryland and that's one thing I don't miss about your country. This was around 2005-2009 so I don't know if it's still the case but prices didn't include tax, so you'd take something to the till and never know exactly how much you have to pay.

fuck off
fucking europoors know nothing of good pizza

>I don't know if it's still the case
You better believe we haven't changed a bit.

Kek, fucking why m8. That's gotta be a daily pain in the ass.

>American prices

they really have a low IQ lmao

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The absolute STATE of Americans

that would trick way more people than you think

in America yes

Not to sound like a massive retard but for some reason i think Gordons burgers look just a tad bit better.

>BURGAH
>NICE AND RAW
Meme chefs like him are the worst.

fucking Americans lmao

they cannot even basic math

Pathetic

the burgers in the bottom aren't actually that big. pay attention to the hands

What’s the big deal? The higher monthly price is offset by the ease of cancellation, whereas with the cheaper option you are locked into it for almost two years

lol

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@113924515
this is bait

what a hack

It was to inspect the dough which it turned out was undercooked

Why do people eat burgers upside down like this?

So it won't fall apart

what?
either way your pushing the buns together
but upside down, the you end up eating from the side furthest from you.