>Episode Name: Six Degrees of Freedom >A space crew preparing for the first human flight to Mars is faced with a life-altering decision and its consequences.
GUESS HOW MANY BLACKS THEY PUT IN SPACE FOR THIS EPISODE?
That's right, a space episode. I can't wait for the new message he has for everyone
Brayden Davis
Episodes 2-5 have been good. Episode 1 dragged on too much.
Charles Jones
You see, he's making the gesture like he's thinking to show that he's smart. Yup, he's a real deep thinker, and totally isn't just another uppity nigger who feels the need to make absolutely everything about race.
Xavier Kelly
Oh, you're serious?
Bentley Richardson
When I saw he was associated with the show I vowed never to watch it.
Jaxson Moore
WE
Kevin Cruz
WE WUZ SPACE KANGZ
Brandon Miller
Real talk. What the go to torrent site now?
Gavin Adams
rarbg
Jonathan Nguyen
>GUESS HOW MANY BLACKS THEY PUT IN SPACE FOR THIS EPISODE? ?6? >AND REMEMBER.... >THE TWILIGHT ZONE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN SJW SHOW. I used to love the old twilight zones... How was it SJW? I don't remember it virtue signaling or talking down to the viewers? I remember there was always a moral lesson or a twist.
Caleb Johnson
NO FUCKIN ON DA SPACESHIEP
Andrew Lee
If this guy wasn't black no one would give a fuck about his 2/10 brainlet 'horror' movie that's not even spoopy about some 'zone' but 'MUH SOCIAL COMMENTARY WAS SO GOOD'
It wasn't. Leftoids are doing the same shit they did with Marvel comics and Star Trek: revising history, claiming it was always "woke", when it fucking wasn't. SJW's assume literally any media from the past with a moral lesson that isn't INHERENTLY problematic is "woke", and they project that as part of their narrative to combat criticism of their shitty modern media being nothing but cringey Identity Politics.
Jason Taylor
NIGS IN SPAAAAAAACE!
Michael Watson
It's good to see our tax-money being put to great uses like this.
Jason Young
>blacks in space
YOU JUST SHOT A BLACK ASTRONAUT, CYRIL THAT'S LIKE KILLING A UNICORN
Aiden Miller
Is this really in space ? Did they risk damaging the equipment all around them just to make a funny video ?
Landon Sanchez
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN user, CONSERVATIVES AND CHRISTIANS ARE ALL BIG PHARMA OIL BARRONS GRRRRRRR IT MAKES ME SO TRIGGERED!
Jonathan Scott
What does Whipple mean? Keeps showing up. That old episode from the 50's?
I would be so scared of snagging one of those loose wires and fucking something up, or slicing my arm or some other appendage open.
Dylan Reyes
I wonder if they're trying to do their own Slusho or something.
Jose Edwards
>Did they risk damaging the equipment all around them just to make a funny video ?
It's not the 1960's or 70's any more, bro. We've moved past the age of experimental and dangerous "Space Missions" and have been in the era more accurately called "Space Travel" ever since the 80's. Spaceflight for government agencies is so routine and constant in this day and age that its on the verge of becoming a triviality. If that chamber, constructed in this decade, wasn't sturdy enough to handle two astronauts goofing off for 30 seconds then it wasn't sturdy enough to launch into space in the first place.
This. It's the "it was ALWAYS political you whiner!"-card they play when they remake/hijack a classic and beloved franchise and turn it into woketard propaganda.
The reality is that the franchises aren't "political", and SJW's don't WANT them to be "political" or else they would throw a fit. What they are, and what SJW's want them to be, is leftist propaganda. If a mainstream show got "political" in a way that overtly promoted right wing beliefs (which will never be allowed to happen in the first place in this day and age, so it's a hypothetical, but the point still stands) they would lose their shit.
>space is real >nasa has actually shot shit into space
Jordan Morris
does every episode have an all black cast? Why the fuck would I watch this shit with so many niggers in it?
Ethan Price
They are all black for diversity.
Levi Reyes
>white guy proven to be correct even after the crew thinks he died >aliens impressed that he figured it out but he had to be isolated from the crew >human race still nearly wiped out >rest of humanity is now controlled by aliens in a simulated life container
I wanted to like this series so much but the first 5 episodes sucked.
From now on i'll just have to let it play in the background while I surf the webs, and maybe look up occasionally.
Caleb Hall
we The Matrix now
Angel Morales
bluepilled tool detected
John Rivera
>PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE IS LITERALLY A FEMINIST EPISODE ABOUT HOW A WOMAN'S NEW BF BECOMES A PSYCHO TOXIC MALE AND ALL THE MEN ARE TURNING INTO CRAZY VIOLENT PEOPLE BECAUSE OF SOME SPACE METEORITE >NOT ALL MEN >RHEA SEEHORN GUEST STARS
If you think diversity mean every movie or a tv show had to have actors of every skin tone imaginable you're a moron. There are movies and series with whites only and.this one is blacks only. Seems like a diversity to me.
Leo Johnson
>Is this really in space ? No, they build a zero gravity chamber on earth for that joke.
You will have to suffer through 'diversity' for a while, seeing as white people have controlled all of cinema since forever. It's only fair that black people be allowed redress the balance.
Austin Cook
>eeing as white people have controlled all of cinema since forever ((((((((((((((white))))))))))))))
Elijah Murphy
The worst part is its not even fucking original, it's literally been done already
Jewish means their religious affiliation dumbass, it's like calling person christian or muslim. Majority of jews in the US are ethnically ashkenazi, they not different from the protestant germans who immigrated to the US except their religion
So, a retard's 'Screwfly Solution' (Seriously, the author should sue somebody). Except in that one, aliens were playing women and men off against eachother to take over the earth for real-estate purposes.
Noah Fisher
No, because for most of that time, white people were 90-80% of the population. But even now, Blacks are only 13%. Shit, The spics have a better claim to this than you all.
Eli Kelly
>hey watch this ebin video that backs up my retarded /pol/ opinion :) kk
Cooper Peterson
>hey, I'm going to ignore a song written by a jewish person because it counters my retarded belief
Elijah Hernandez
try to convince a jew about that
Colton Jenkins
he won't be convinced, even with a jewish person telling it to his face
Josiah Ross
this the new serie is spooky AF, and deeper than ever and the production value is insane
Hunter Carter
alien one was okay the rest were shit
Levi Barnes
holy shit, have sex
Benjamin Brown
‘The Twilight Zone’ Renewed For Second Season
By Angela DiLella - May 1, 2019
CBS All Access has officially confirmed that Jordan Peele’s The Twilight Zone reboot will return for season two.
Why are so many people assuming this show hates men, just because it might have a critical element to it? It was always about social justice in a horror setting. Toughen the fuck up.
Ethan Rogers
have sex
Ethan Green
>We have always been at war with Eastasia! Good goy
Bentley Rodriguez
We did it, reddit!
Jaxson Garcia
"Not All Men" is literally an anti-male talking point used to insinuate that, yes, all men are responsible for crimes of men against women. Y'know, because it's fair to say the same thing about blacks who commit crimes against whites or Muslims who commit crimes against cultures that adopted toilets and toilet paper.
Christian Rodriguez
Reminder: Get Out is, beat for beat, a race swapped rip off of Skeleton Key, while also still managing to be dumber than a movie about blacks who use voodoo to put their souls in the bodies of whipples.
It makes women finally see what men do instead of ignoring it like they've been conditioned to since birth by society.
Dominic Adams
desegregation was a mistake
Dominic Butler
The show wasn't a social justice show. It was a social commentary show, and was very subtle. Not all men reads like an actual buzzfeed criticism of alt-right talking points. There is nothing subtle, or even artistic about this. It's literally another classic being destroyed by talentless SJWs who, instead of making something decent or inspiring, would rather steal ideas of successful people then maybe have to prove the world was right about their inability.
Angel Flores
Jews are smarter versions of whites
also have sex
Ian Hughes
Yup. And they’re also from Central Asia originally, just like Germans and Anglos. Germs and Anglos hate being reminded of this.
Nolan Sullivan
Says the guy who spamposts this shithole nonstop. Get a life, user.
Jews are not smarter, they just live in a constant paranoia and desire to destroy everything non-jewish. If Jews were smarter, Hollywood would make better content. Most great writers are not Jewish
Jaxson Johnson
checked and based
Christopher Parker
Jews are smarter than anglos and germs at least that’s for sure, but they’re definitely not the smartest people. Meds, Balkanics, Slavs, and East Asians are smarter than them.
It'll be the only episode where all the males are white
Henry Morris
>Call whites Aryans and Caucasians >Contest out of Africa theory >Those stupid whites would never admit they're from the East! Retard.
Benjamin Perry
If the jews at CBS thought this would be successful they would have stuck it on TV.
William Evans
>It was always about social justice in a horror setting. No it wasn't. And the subjects they touched on now and then were actually serious and realistic subjects. What this garbage is is nothing but 'woke' propaganda.
Adam Allen
Is there a trailer for this anywhere?
Noah Price
it played at the end of the episode we downloaded
Nathaniel Nguyen
What if I dont want to watch that garbage?
Jack Johnson
Download it. Don't watch it. Watch the end preview. Delete it.
Wyatt Reyes
Surely its uploaded online somewhere?
Colton Stewart
What is Ashkenazi? What is Kazarian? What is Bolshevik? You probably think “white people” have no culture, without acknowledging Irish, Scottish, Danish, English, Swedish, Polish, cultures etc >fuck you fuck off have sex
Jaxon Reyes
yeah, it's called torrents, ddl, irc, usenet
Joseph Cooper
The trailer, not the whole episode. I don't want to download the whole thing.
Jayden Walker
FUCK you and your advertisement. I hope your children get ass cancer and die while you watch.
Ryder Jones
>I don't want to download the whole thing. why not? I downloaded the whole thing in 3 min
Henry Clark
Internet Cap
Dylan Hill
hahahahahahahaahaha
Jeremiah Murphy
Ashkenazi is an ethnicity like all the other ethnicities (Irish, Scottish, Danish, English, Swedish, Polish) you just mentioned and it's the oen that lived in central Europe for centuries. Stop going full retard, ashkenazis are white whether stromfags such as you like it or not. Mizrahis aren't, they are the brown people you associate all the jews with even though they aren't even the majority among the jews
Elijah Campbell
Absolute Benny Hill kino
Henry Brown
What the fuck are you saying you dumb moron. Out of Africa theory has been debunked since the 70s. It’s looking to be more like Out of Balkans technically since that’s where we’ve found the oldest humans now. Either way the term Aryan comes from Sanskrit, aka a language they used in Central Asia. The Caucuses are also in Iran/Central Asia. There is also the genetic proof to all of this that germs and anglos come from there (along with mongols, jews, and turks). And to top that even further off we have historical accounts from Solon and Herodotus and even the Romans concerning the “barbarian invasions” of the germs which occurred roughly 3000 years ago.
Final verdict: You will never ever be European. :)
Zachary Baker
>It’s looking to be more like Out of Balkans technically since that’s where we’ve found the oldest humans now. Or maybe it makes more sense that people originated from more than one area.
David Torres
Yeah I’m not a proponent of any out-of-single place theory and I believe in parallel evolutions taking place within a similar Earth climate leading to similar traits. I was just correcting your line of thinking in regards to the OOA theory and that using their basis of assumptions technically OOB theory is more true.
Tyler Taylor
Is this better or worse than Star Trek: Black Lesbians in Space?
Joseph Edwards
Worse
Isaiah Wood
I didn't even realize this shit was out already. That bad huh?
Henry James
This.
I completely forgot the there was going to be a new Twilight Zone. Where the fuck did this even air?
Brody James
test
Levi King
Who the fuck even torrents this shit?
Joseph Lopez
NNNNNNIIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
Caleb Lopez
I was going to torrent it, then I thought >Maybe I'll see where it's getting streamed and be a good goy and not waste time torrenting >It's on CBS Streaming service Ya fuck that. I'll wait till it's all out and download the season maybe.
The next episode is called "Despite making up 13 percent of the population"
Jeremiah Cox
>Next Episode >Black family is attacked by a small silver spaceship >Defeat it with a rock or a stick >Ship hatch opens up and the pilot is revealed to be a white redneck wearing a confederate flag spacesuit and a red MAGA hat >"Now you listen to me here ya big dumb nigger! I be the Grand Dragon General of the United Confederate States of Donald J. Trump! And under the white power of the God Emperor who protects us from women outside of the bed and kitchen, fags, democrats, and socialists, I order you to get your big ass nigger self on this ship here and go back to earth with us to pick our cotton! Whew boy howdy I love being white and male and living in MAGA country!
