WAS THIS ACTUALLY RETARDED

Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel are so handsome.

Because feminism doesn't work without completely twisting an established narrative firstly.

This

It wasn’t designed to make sense

I couldn't take her running towards the giant seriously.

Death was secretly redpilled (but not based)

He was planning to rape her

I don't fucking get this, doesn't every white walker just constantly kill people? Why the fuck didn't he just punch or stomp on her instead of grabbing her and slowly putting her close to his eye.

Why did he pause to look at her? He's a mindless zombie that was just swinging wildly at everyone else before.

Girls pay for this shit. You just sit beside them while they watch it in between video games and sports.
So it panders exclusively to them. Jon snow is just there to look pretty. Danerys is so fugly so that fugly nerd girls can identify with her. Cersei being the actual end boss is because fugly nerd girls hate gorgeous blonde tall aryan bitches that bully them.
Multiple times danerys tames handsome savage men solely with the power of her vagina. Men work for her just for the hope of sniffing her panties.

You are watching teenage girl fantasy. Now you know.

After everything else shat out by D&D I'm perfectly fine with this.
It's totally inline with her character, however stupid that maybe it's Lyanna Mormont.
Come at me

I fucking loled so hard here. Then when she died I almost stopped laughing. Didn't go beyond neutral though.

Do people seriously find it a serious scene? I guess I'm old.

He's not a mindless zombie, all of them, all the wights are individually controlled by NK. You see this when after they light the trench on fire, he moves his hand and wights start sacrificing themselves so the other wights can walk on top of them and safely over the fire. Wun Wun wight is also controlled here, NK thought it amusing this half-dead girl was trying for one last attack against his giant wight, and doesn't think she's a threat. This is foreshadowing for when Arya shanked him too, he didn't think she was a threat either.

But girls arnt threats without shitty writing.

I really thought they finally made a smart decision and just showed how laughably feeble her contribution would be in a battle, just getting fucking crushed and swatted away immediatelly.

But noooo, le epic girl who is stronger than grown men had to defeat the giant. BRAVO

I thought the giant was about to have her for a snack. That would have been true kino.

Have sex

He like looked at her close to his eye, he wasn't going to eat her.

seeing her get crushed and killed made me so hard

You imbeciles really try to justify those bullshit plot armors.
The entire last season and this (at least) are utter bullshit of plot armors and deus ex machina saves from almost out of nowhere.
It was NOT like that at the start. Most major fuck ups had a very clear reason that came after a very careful show of events that caused them.

They aren't individually controlled by him, they get general orders, but have autonomy in how they fight but obey his command. If he was controlling them individually you would see them falter every time he focused on something like danni or her dragons.

Imagine having to make excuses like this lol.

Plot and "le epic" moments for redditors.

You're just mad because you can't stand to see a female succeed in anything. Stay mad, sweaties

The night king has good martial combat, the zombies do not. If he was controlling them each individually they would be good at fighting. They are mindless zombies that just obey him.

She could have thrown that fucking axe at him from a distance (or she could have slashed his arm as soon as he picked her up). This scene makes no sense, not even from Lyanna's POV

>12 years old girl in armor leading men in battle
It's basically a kid's show, women are retarded.

3/10, apply yourself

Is there any historical precedent of 9 year old girls going into battle?

Her brief role in the battle actually distracted me from the whole shitfest of an episode and I expected the giant to have chomped her head attack on titan style or casualy stomp her with his leg making her her a bloody mess, a fitting ends for a character in the series, but nooo the giant had to hold her enough to give her a chance to stab him in the eye. Honestly the more I think about this episode, the more I problems I found with the writting. Fuck D&D they should sit on a spiky cactus and bleed their anuses to the death

What's the funniest cope you've seen?

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Was disappointed her zombie got terminated without hurting her loyal men.
Would have been kino

>A possible better death for Jorah
Jorah is doing good against the whites (even though Daenerys was using him as a meat shield), but he does get stabbed a few times (though not through the breastplate, like in the pit fight). His death comes when he sees Lyanna Mormont as a white and doesn't kill her immediately, leading to her shanking him. A poetic end to the Mormont house

Is this Kino?

These people are fucking lunatics, they will go trough any mental gymnastics if it's some yas queen moment, they are seriosly telling you Arya has been preparing for this moment for six seasons when she fucking found out who the Night King was two episodes ago

what the fuck?

It was retarded but at least she's dead now.

>Sansa Stark namefag

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>people hating on this love Gimli's wacky exploits in LOTR

lmfao reddit is fucking pathetic.

Muhammads wife went into bed with him and that is the womans battlefield.

Is there any historical precedent of giants fighting in wars.

Giants went down around 12,900 years ago but they were mostly peaceful.

No one likes that shit nigger get real.

>fugly
Are you a teenage girl

so legolas riding a shield like a skateboard is OK but a girl stabbing a zombie giant in the eye isn't?

I'm sure you can provide a source.

>Realistic take on fantasy
Kek. The show deserves to be shat on.

Nobody's talking about how awkward and out-of-place the whole sneaking scene felt? It came out of nowhere and I still don't understand why it was so deathly still in that library and halls she was sneaking about. Wasn't there supposed to be an apocalyptic battle going on outside? And before you say "Winterfell is big, the sounds might not have reached that particular part of the castle", that's fucking bullshit and you know it. Not only would the sounds of a battle of that size travel way beyond the entirety of Winterfell, but also the castle in the show is barely larger than my school's sports hall. What in the fuck were they thinking?

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>so legolas riding a shield like a skateboard is OK
Legolas riding a shield like a skateboard is not ok. Every single person makes fun of elves being perfect using this clip. No one likes Legolas because of shit like this
Please make better bait

Child soldiers are common in Africa, so I reckon you might find some girls from there that have been used as fighters as well.

these are the same people that are ok with hobbits fighting orcs, they are just biased tolkienfags

Yes, but did they fight African giants.

>died without sufficient tummy rubs

; ;

a virgin created this image

jeese, the amount of cope in this post is helarious.

Is there a reddit thread where you fanboi faggits brainstorm justifications for bad writing, or does it still take place in coffee shops?

Yeah, it's garbage. It was just another way to show off Arya's uber assassin skills. They should've made it so she evades a pack of chasing zombies and that'd fit much better.

A virgin created Jesus after giving birth to his brothers (Jesus's brothers) and Jesus is arguably the best Jew to ever live, your point?

It takes place in bed with our wives and girlfriends, something you obviously don't know about.

Did they switch to sjw pussy writers?

Rememeber when GoT used to have shock elements because sometimes heros are just people that dies easy

Now they just do scene so the fat sjw and betas can cheer and make reaction videos

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Virgin confirmed

Lol, that running shot was max cringe.

I liked the bit where all the badass females were in the same shot. Girl power

It is at this instance that patriarchy ended

>she just got dropped by the giant
How boring it would have been to play one of the zombies ganging on her while she scream haha

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What I don't understand is
If she is such a symbol of girl power why did they let her turn into a zombie?
They could have just let her carry a grenade or something like the tree woman

YASS

Here's another historical painting.

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This was awesome.
Have sex, incels.

Kandahar.

It's a good scene imho.
It's in line with her character, but in reality, she really is just a child, that is wounded, and fighting a giant. Should've just stomped her ass tho.

This doesn't make any sense in reference to a child scene, unless you want incels to have sex with kids. Pretty fucked up user

>religion
>historical

they literally took a joke about naivety of children and turned it to exactly what the joke was about

Joan of Arc was 12 I think you miserable faggots

Joan'DD'Arc didn't fight.

But she went into battle. Too bad she got captured by Anglos and then burnt alive by their church.

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There she stood.

F

Condemned by the church once. Condemned again for relapse. Should have lead to a secular trial before the pyre but the anglos skipped that.

Any LyannaXGiant rule 34 yet?

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Does The Rock count? Pretty sure there were plenty Rocks in wars

>save virginity for jesus
>get raped by eel-eating rotten teeth beady eyed anglos instead
Oh no no no no

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Germans, though that might just be metaphorical due to their height.

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She was 17. 19 when she died.

Imagine being so cucked to serve under this 12 year old demon. Kek

I JUST TOOK A FOOKIN WICKED SHITE M8

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You're a faggot NEET living alone. The highlight of your last 6 months was this episode of GOT. You should think about killing yourself.

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friendly reminder that if she had literally just touched the giant's hand with the blade of her axe, it would have died instantly

Average German height is 178

they probably had a bunch of focus groups after season 4 when they were running out of book material and took their feedback.

>most iconic helmet
laugh.skyrim
Just because it's the only cool helmet eastern europe has ever seen doesn't make it iconic or memorable.

How did she get from the library to the tree, it had to be miles away. Danny and Jon needed dragons to get there

multitasking gets hard after first few thousand

Any war with whites vs anyone else

She didn't. One tried but she was wearing pants (which at the time were extremely hard to get off) and eventually gave up.

iirc he was so butthurt that he gave a fake testimony against her lmao

She btfo bongs in every single way.

So how come the mindless undead version of the giant was smart enough to pick up a club, but the living version of him was too stupid to do that for Battle of the Bastards

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yeah, but that's inches mate

Sub saharan africans were basically dwarfs due to malnutrition symptoms, so he's right about that
Average height of Asian was like 145 in the early 1900s

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Hold hands.

I just don't get it, why bring her closer and closer? why was he taking so much time to do anything to her when he and the rest have been doing nothing but going on a killing rampage?
He could've just torn her apart...
youtube.com/watch?v=FGHVJxHuQZ4

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Because he's so impressed by feminism
Also her axe magically changes to a dagger
Also she could have just stabbed it in the ankle if dragonglass instagibs the undead
Also I'm 100% certain the scene was intended to be Tormund but they changed it to Lyanna because the fangirls love her

>downvoted
fucking redditor leave chan reeee

archive.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_rape_refutation.html

Imagine getting btfo by a little girl.

Jew writers

should I be worried if this video turned me on?

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after he swatted her he was killing off her soldiers

>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I laughed as she was being crushed. Wish the giant would have chomped her.

freefolk didn't

can anyone explain why a 10 year old girl is giving orders to soldiers?

We have reached brainlet levels that shouldnt even be possible.

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If only it had bitten her head off.

She turned into a zombie
Any more shots of her before ceasing all motor functions ?

>Plot and "le epic" moments for redditors.
the sole reason for any moments like this in any movie ever. he could have stepped on her or punted her over the wall, instead they chose something retarded for the sake of the viewer.

no different really than any movie where the villain takes 10 minutes to shit talk and explain his plan before killing the hero

Scenes shit, but I think she drops the axe. She has a dagger in a scabbard that you can see before the lol charge lol

Why do they let her die with dignity! I want to see normal military age males jumping her while she screams!

Just like one of my japanese hentais

How did she grab her dagger when the giant's hand was covering the dagger?

"Aristocracy"

tipped :^)

she would have some bannermen or something who were more qualified. considering she is literally a tiny child who've never been in battle before.

Her cousin told her so but she refused, didn't want to be seen as weak since she leads.

Of course it was retarded.

Her entire character was retarded and proof that feminists should get the fuck out of writing rooms.
>muh strong independent wymyn!
>every woman should fight!!!
And now she is dead. The Mormon family is dead. The house is dead. All for no reason whatsoever.
In a battle you do not want to arm women and children and send them into battle. You need people who will take care of supplies. Everyone can't just be a soldier, you need people who will cook the food, keep the houses warm, carry the fire wood, take care of food supplies etc.
Only the most skilled fighters should be in the battle field because that is where they are needed the most. If you arm everyone, you just end up with unskilled soldiers, you wasted materials to give them weapons and armor, and now you have no one take care of the manual labor.

It sounds cool if you are a feminist to go ''hurr, I will fight because I am a strong wymyn,'' but it's not a good strategy to win a war. There's a division of labor that is absolutely crucial to the war.
Lyanna Mormont shouldn't have been anywhere near the battle field, same with all the women and kids who were hiding in the catacombs.

Foreshadowing the NK death

I kind of enjoy the wiping out the entire house aspect as a warning of why you shouldn't do retarded shit.

But I guaranty you it was unintentional, will never be mentioned, and went over the heads of virtually everyone who watched the episode.

Of course it's uninentional. If the writers had any sense then Jon would do anything in his power to not send kids or women in the battle field.
Even the crazy bitch Daenerys had a problem with harming kids in the past, though she would probably be the kind of crazy that would send women into battle because ''hurr all men must do, us wymyn are not men!!''

>Aya killing the night king
>Aya just appears

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>NK thought it amusing this half-dead girl was trying for one last attack against his giant wight, and doesn't think she's a threat.
>This is foreshadowing for when Arya shanked him too, he didn't think she was a threat either.
nigga should have learned a lesson then

jesus christ how horrifying

Kek

>Proof the jews have been in the propaganda business for literal millennia

oh fuck off, stupid delusional asshole, sheesh

She runs like a muppet

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Where can I watch the full behind the scenes interview with Lyanna?

based infidel