>1989: sells out 22,000 seats at Madison Square Garden twice in one night.
>1991: bum on the street.
1989: sells out 22,000 seats at Madison Square Garden twice in one night
Cooper Kelly
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Bentley Jones
He was a one trick pony.
Alexander Flores
he was ovah there than he was ovah here agooosh
Alexander Fisher
Was it kino?
Nathan Long
He gave into his own hype.
Anthony Dice Clay is funnier.
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Brody Gray
LITTLE BOY BLEW
Isaiah Morgan
Damn. Was cocaine really that expensive back in the late 80s?
Andrew Gomez
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my first exposure to dice as a kid in the 90s from this obscure national lampoons straight to video movie. i thought this shit was so damn funny as a kid that i went and seeked out all his stand-up and as a kid who was easy to laugh just by simply someone simply being crude and vulgar this guy was like a goldmine to me at 12 or however old i was at the time.
Jordan Walker
I don’t even go for the good looking ones anymore. Too much disease out there.
When I look for a girl, I look for something a little more…
unique.
>walk into a bar
>and the crowd parts
>and
>there
>she
>is
>Holding up the fucking building
>Maybe 3-450lbs. Type of chick that looks like she don’t even got no legs
>Cellulite dripping off the ears, three chins in the back of her head
>And I’m standing there saying to myself, “Ya know, nobody’s ever even THOUGHT of fucking that. I bet nobody’s even talked to it. I’m gonna make her mine!”
>So I go over and I start charming her
>“How YOU doin’ Honey? Hey, guess what? I got…
>fudge. Hershey’s chocolate kisses. We’re talking Haagen Dazs, babe. Whadda you say?”
>By now she’s drooling; I know I got her
>So I wheel her back to my apartment, gotta smear butter on her hips and kick her through the door
Anyone can bang a good looking chick. You ever fuck a big fat pig?
It’s like taking a ride at wet n’ wild.
First off, when you get behind them you gotta strap yourself in—because they can throw ya.
Then you grab onto a set of tits that you don’t know where the tits begin and the belly ends, I mean it’s like one big lump of shit.
She starts swaying from side to side. The cellulite’s slapping off the walls. You’re dodging for your life.
And you just jam it in; you don’t even give a shit where it goes.
You’re like, “Honey, just jiggle for me OK?”
Nathaniel Clark
>always: shapeshifting jew
Chase Clark
I'm like Richard Nixon when I eat that ass
Kevin Jones
>base career around being a walking Italian American stereotype
>actually Jewish
OHHHHHHHHHH
Zachary Scott
Dice is actually very talented. Great stand-up, impressions & the man can act a bit.
Adrian Collins
SO I WAS FUCKIN THIS WHOOOREEE RIGHT
Noah Butler
>2017
>I am forgoten
Juan Baker
copypasta or not, please, PLEASE, kill yourself.
Levi Evans
You poor dumb bastard.
Mason Myers
LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HUH TUFFET
Ian Nelson
Josiah Watson
Because he never came up with any new material. You can only do "Hickory Dickory Dock, this bitch was sucking my cock" and "naughty nursery rhymes" only so much before people get tire of the same jokes. Also, he let women bleed him dry.
Asher Howard
And?
Julian Reed
Jack and Jill went up da hill
Both with a buck anda caughther
Jill came down with two fifteee OH!
That filthy fucken hoo-are
Christopher Flores
Not a fan of Dice's stand-up but The Adventures of Ford Fairlane is a GREAT movie!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Joshua Baker
So the other day my wife says "ooooooo dicey, why do you always eat my ass?". So I says to her I says "because your pussy tastes like shit OHH"
Lincoln Green
Andrew Dice Gay
Angelou Dice Clay
Ronald Dice Kelly
The Dice and Vince McMahon impressions are legendary.
Jace Sullivan
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK I WANT TO SUCK A COCK OHHHH
Alexander Sullivan
UHHHGUUUUJJHJHHHHH