/got/ general

Still waiting for S8 Stannis

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Only 3 more weeks until the shittiest general that ever was or will be is gone forever

First for Azor Jaime and what should have happened

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Previous for the archive

>Epic Moment

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ahem forgetting someone?

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so how are they gonna clean up that last episode?

are they just gonna move on to the next big bad?

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I have to go. My planet sneeds me

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s8e3 /got/ edition

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>Daenerys can't have children!
Yeah, and Winterfell's crypt is safe.
>But the witch's prophecy!
You want to talk about prophecies after Arya fucking Stark killed the Night King for no reason? Prophecies mean exactly what D&D want them to mean.
>Jon will kill Dany.
Wishful thinking. Tyrion is the only one getting killed.

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>this board is dead
>it's finally over

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If only Bobby B was still around

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I enjoyed the Night King's smirk because I think it was an internal character-building moment for himself. I got big Vegeta vibes from it. To me, it was like the night King, like the audience, was unsure if he'd even survive dragonfire, so when you're 8000+ years old and nigh invincible, you're maybe okay with taking a risk to see if you can add dragonfire to the list of things that can't kill you.

pic related is after Vegeta gives Semi Perfect Cell one free shot and it does fuck all to him (only pic i could find within one lazy minute of google searching). Vegeta, like the Night King, was willing to take a risky shot to see how powerful he really was, and was smirking afterwards because of how proud and amazed he was at his own power.

Compare
>youtube.com/watch?v=VAzR5NOMI8A
>youtube.com/watch?v=qXw2tq0xKbk

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needed more stannis

Do you really think they have time for a twist in regards the Night King/Walkers? It's done and dusted. D&D thought this will suffice after 8 years of waiting.

I have a leak from episode 6, this is what defeats Cersei and becomes the final boss

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thanks, this was actually my first time baking ^^ I'll do better next time

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pretty much, it's gonna be like nothing happened except the dothraki are gone

with an army of undead BOAAAAAAARS

Which begs the question, are they literally retarded?

she still is, people just like to meme women as ugly

I hate this show. It's a shadow of it's former self. I just continue to come here for the meme's. Please god kill me.

first 4 frog

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Bran, Qyburn or Euron becoming the next Night King would give Azor Jon and Azor Jaime something to kill with their Lightbringers after patrolling their thots

BOOAAAAAR WINEEEEE!

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POST WAR WESTEROS:

Rulers - Jon + Dany (they work out some Sparta duel monarchy shit)
Crownlands + Dragonstone are under direct crown rule
North - Sansa
Riverlands - Edmure
Vale - Robbin
Westerlands - Jaimie
The Reach - Someone from House Redwyne
Stormlands - Gendry
Drone - Ellaria (oh come on you know she's alive)

Iron Islands is their own nation under Yara

I'm willing to bet that the finale will have a tease about a new night king being made or something and will never be resolved. This is the kind of hackery I expect after that episode.

An undead boar horde, ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED

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Blue Dress Dany was best Dany.

>I got big Vegeta vibes from it.

Dam I wish the Night king had turned good and this show would have been off the chain with power levels and memes like DBZ

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>Ellaria ruling over the whole city of Dorne

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Yea Forums on the right

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you just know they'll have scene highlighting how culturally diverse kings landing has become in the final episode

I feel the same. I really wish S4 wasn't well received and got the show canned. Then it would have become an obscure gem as opposed to over hyped trash.

The Gift + The wall = Cease to exist, annexed by the North

>Littlefinger isn't coming back

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Nah Arya will be Queen of the North, the parallels between her being Ned and Jon being Bobby B are too obvious.

rollingstone.com/tv/tv-features/george-r-r-martin-on-the-stark-sisters-and-ending-game-of-thrones-813890/
>Some of the deviation, of course, is because I’ve been so slow with these books. I really should’ve finished this thing four years ago — and if I had, maybe it would be telling a different story here.

damn george

Watch the reach go to Melisande or Gary Worm or some bull shit like that

Post yfw
>The NK was just a WW among all of them with the very same weakness as they all have

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>Nah Arya will be Queen of the North, the parallels between her being Ned and Jon being Bobby B are too obvious.

I mean why not at this point. Cersei calls herself queen and nobody seems to care anymore. Might as well put Arya in there.

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>she still is

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He's not wrong and he realizes what is being done to his work, but he's also using it as a crutch. He's testing his original ending with audience reaction, so he can change it completely.
>tfw that isn't even the real NK

>we all thought pretty much every great house was gonna go extinct in the show
>in reality only the Tyrells, Martells, Freys, and Boltons died out

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Is Dabid really so lazy that they couldn't even be bothered to write 10 episodes? S7 and S8 both feel rushed and sloppy, and would probably be better if the plot was slowed down.
>BUT THIS WAY THERES MORE BUDGET FOR THE BIG BATTLES!
S8E3 was 1 hour 20 mins of constant fighting and CGI orgy yet it was still less exciting than Blackwater.

BUTTTTT MUH WHEEL

DANY WAS GONNA BREAK MUH WHEEL THE GREAT HOUSES WILL BE BROKE

>proceeds to continue the wheel

Dany confirmed for Trump

>k-kingslayer get in here.....we're telling w-war stories...jaime pls come. you remember that time when we won the great w-war?
>jon you fucking targ midget I nearly died out there with that ugly bitch Brienne I didn't see shit it was so fucking dark. your cripple not-brother, the so called three eyed raven was fucking useless and where was all fucked until the last minute when quasimodo teleported and killed night king out of nowhere
>did you know....I killed the legend of gin alley once. karl tanner i think it was his name. that was e-epic heh
>I heard a fucking craster bitch had to save your ugly ass. you and your gormless fucking look on your face. how the fuck did you survive on the north that long?
>y-yeah? and I heard the sand snakes whipped your bad pussy. how about that?
>.....that didn't happen. bronn lied to you.

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Marriott daharris
Arya is azorus ahaiss

why is emilia clarke only hot when she is in GoT, outside she is as ugly.

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Lannisters are as good as dead and Bronn will take over.

>Tyrells, Martells
Ragged pretty fucking hard, they have fucking cousins and shit that can be legitimized, houses don't just "go extinct" like this.

>Gary Worm

>Reminder that literally all of this bullshit season would'nt even exist if Dany wouldn't have been retarded and just burned the red keep down immediately and won that war EZ

nth for Stannis

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Look at her fucking weapon.

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Yea Forums rn

youtube.com/watch?v=cYUNl0P_-dg

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>and I'm talking like episode 2 of season 7 should've been daenerys just burning down the Red keep like how that one Aegon sister went tot eh Eyrie and just landed and said "yeah you surrender" but dany should've just btfo'd the castle

why does Dabid hate Stannis so much

I want to fuck her. She seems lonely.

>Habsburgs and Capets are still around after close to 1000 years
>Starks are almost gone after five years

Remember when Ellaria declared herself ruler of Drone when she has no Martell blood?

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kek
>why do Jews hate strong white men?
who knows

you fucking laugh...wait until the next ruler legitimizes her and she rules dorne...

Moonboy and Patchface are in control of everything. They are playing a grand chess game against each other

>watch season 8 trailer
>see Arya running in terror from something
>happy that she will finally show some humility after being smug for all of season seven, because now she has to face the army of the dead
>episode airs
>Arya kills the Night King
>Arya kills the Night King the very first time she sees him
>she has never seen a wight before, but she kills the Night King when nobody else could
>ARYA FUCKING STARK KILLS THE NIGHT KING!

Jojen, Summer and Hodoe died for this shit?

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Freys got a shit load of kids, how are they extinct, Boltons are probably ded, Martells are in question mark territory, Tyrells literally have cousins IN THE SHOW

2complex

>I want to fuck her. She seems lonely.

More like she's a posh rich girl who is probably a complete and utter clumsy ass dork who makes goofy faces constantly but can get any man she wants but always chooses the ones that are kinda like you, but aren't you, because you're ugly and old.

She's the perfect Dany, look at Jorah.

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The horror, the horror

Because she's not a FUCKING MALE like that old loser in a chair

Don't hate Arya Ahai, Lord Batman of Ninja Death.

GRRM's wife adores Arya so she has a free pass for all things.

/got/

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pure kino

Free Folk get Umber and Bolton territory

Second seconds get ?????????????

She got too skinny. Not that she's fat here, but she was very nearly perfect in Season 1.

give me your honest predictions of episode 4

anyone dying?
are we marching on kings landing?
will there be dick jokes?

just be happy meera is still alive and masturbating right now

Name ONE THING (1) that she has done that was in any way "smart".

JUST FUCKING 1 THING.

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>The free folks
You mean the 100 000 free folks or the 50 of them that haven't vanished in thin air after the castle black attack?

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>has to be the beard for Seth Macfarlane

>anyone dying?

Euron probably

>are we marching on kings landing?

Yes, they would have to be retarded not to.

>will there be dick jokes?

Probably in the first ten mintues

Probably a breather episode. Mending the wounding, burying/honoring the dead, catching up on general things.

HOL UP.
anyone else notice the conspicuous lack of Bran fag posting

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Cersei died, as a final subversion of our expectations.

I think the opposite is true. Blonde/white hair does not fit her at all.

Took it up the arse like a champ

Wait a minute, did the Dothraki bring over their women and children or what? What's all this about them going extinct? What is this bullshit?

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Getting the knights of the vale to save jon's ass in the battle of the bastards

House Umber did not deserve to die

FUCK YOU BRAN

EP4 and EP5 are just bla bla bla marching south
EP6 is the battle and coronation of daenerys

I'll do you one better. What has SHE DONE? Besides for events happening TO her she's contributed fuck all throughout the entire story.

we looked for you in the archive

Pretty sure the women did come over since they were part of Dany and the Martell's women slave matriarchy power movement.

*MEANWHILE, IN THE LAND OF ALWAYS WINTER*
>Gee, I wonder what's taking our glorious leader so long.
>Well, humans are jerks. They run and*shatters*
>Oh dear god n-*shatters*
>M-mr Chilly, I don't feel so good*shatters*

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What if he told Jon he was fighting the undead horde from behind them in order to distract a larger segment of the army?

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>Dany made all the women and children march with the men against the zombie army
Based and Madqueenpilled

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Thanks to the battle of winterfell they're all dead.

just one? k
>premptively ordered food rations from throughout the seven kingdoms in anticipation of the Danny's army and dragones

This thread needs more Radmure.

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Reminder that in the books, dragonglass works Others, but NOT on wights.

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>She's secretly betting on Crucifixions in Essos

-SHING-

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absolute state of england

NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE

Draw other characters in this style.

HE IS

>tfw Night Queen Cersei

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>dragonglass works Others, but NOT on wights.

Reminder D&D rectonned it to work on wights.

He is still rowing, Ghost is here too, maybe he is on screen in couple of shots but writers dont acknowledging him at all, Jon obviously broke up with him and now he is with spare dragon.

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>Ellaria, you have no blood at all in House Martell, but I will give you though royal proclamation the title of House Martell

How would you react?

hide like a pussy in the crypt and let the children perform as human sand bags

But in episode 2 they talk about how they don't have enough food and then it's never brought up again? So which one is it? Did she get food or not? How did she pay for it? How did she get it delivered to Winterfell?

Pic related it's you trying to justify show Sansa not being a complete waste of screentime

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Hey guys. I've never watched GoT passed episode 3 or 4, but every time it's running all of my close friends watch it. I used to use this site that would give me a run down of all of the big important plot elements so I could talk to them about the episode without having to actually watch it. I still like hanging out and talking to my friends but...the site I used stated they would not post spoilers because it's the final season. All I know is Arya killed nightking already and Theon died.

Can you guys give me a recap on everything from this season till now? We're hanging out tomorrow and I want to be able to join in the conversation.

She killed her brother Rickon who was a threat to her power grab in Winterfell.

the grieving continues

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>black pirate
busy fucking davos wife
>melly
dead
>jaqen
he's "the faceless man". d&d basically confirmed he's the leader
>daario
will show up in episode 5 like gandalf
>meera
will show up with her father to mention jon is the rightful kang
>dorne
ellaria will somehow survive
>sweet robin
confirmed to appear
>edmure
confirmed to appear, obviously to rule the riverlands

Take me back

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Thats a big boat

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>will show up in episode 5 like gandalf

I would actually be furious if he showed up again after Jorah was killed.

I don't know if I'd say 1-4 was a gem but it was a hell of a lot better than literally anything 5-8 has done
I don't understand how the quality can drop that hard between seasons

DAYNE?

is google broken?

>Theon planning to murder and rule house stark.

was literally every civilian (women and child) in the crypt, where the fuck were they during any of that battle?

you'll see in epi 4 x

>confirmed to appear
I hope

> vegeta vibes
Well he is a jobber to the stars...

STOP BITCHING YOU RETARDS

Martin original outline clearly says the last battle will be at Winterfell. Others will be defeated there.

What about R+L=J?
Has nothing to do with others. The purpose of this twist is to allow JON SNOW to FUCK his sister Arya in outline & books, SANSA In the show. The twist clears that hey we are not sisters LET US FUCK.

There is a love triangle in outline between JON, ARYA & TYRION Who burns Winterfell. In the show it is JON, SANSA & RAMSAY who burns Winterfell.

The books will have the same ending. Prophecies are all BS. It's all about love in the end because Martin was in love with a redhead so he wrote the entire story to get the girl he never could in real life. That's all there is to it.

>sweet robin
Am I supposed to like that kid?

>Azor Ahai was the friends we made along the way
I'll never forget you /got/

for you

>>edmure
>confirmed to appear
One could dream

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For all the faults I had with season 4, I didn't spend 99% of the time bashing that shit. There was moments like Mountain crushing Oberyan, Stannis charge, battle of castle black, and other gems I can point to thought that season, minus the shirtless ramsay dog shit

In season 5-8 we got nothing. And don't cite that fucking Sept blowing up, it doesn't change the fact it was fucking fucktarded as hell for all of them to show up there like that and stand around like retards.

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GRRM already said he wasn't going with Jon/Arya ending years ago.

Imagine if we'd gotten this instead...
>"I saw it in the flames Ser Davos,", Stannis explained, "the ultimate deception was needed. To save all of Westeros, to save the people of this land from certain death I had to sacrifice everything. My name, my child, my lands and titles. But it was my duty and so I did it. I layed in wait in the crypts of Winterfell for years. When the Starks retook the castle I hid. When the Dragonqueen, the Usurper came I was burning with rage, yet I hid, for I knew what was expected of me by the lord of light. And now that my job is done people will know what Stannis Baratheon is. The rightful king and the bringer of light. All those lords who smiled to themselves when I marched for the wall and hid in their castles will now know what it means to stand against me.The long night has ended Ser Davos, Dawn is coming and there is stil one usurper left to deal with"

Show ends with Stannis stabbing Dany to death, making Gendry a full Baratheon and giving him Storm's End and making Jon Warden in the North

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based

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I ain't even mad

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wait what the fuck just happened, that is not the file i selected to upload, I literally do not have that file saved on my computer

That poor girls gonna get poked in the ear

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
newfag

newfags pls

Source

hmmm

the more I see about the last episode the most ridiculous it gets. what a shitshow. but thinking in the girl that was with us watching the episode screaming fuck yes arya fuck yes arya arya arya, at the moment that arya kills the NK still makes me cringe.

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Hardhome was nice.

We must have uploaded at the same exact second and the same pictures uploaded.

i like hodor's end. and i like promise me ned cutting over to jon being crowned king in the north, lianna mormont included. season 6 had its moments.

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ffs

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>Hardhome was nice.

Ok I give you that.

Only Kino about it was Jorah fighting and going down like a man.

>wasn't going with Jon/Arya ending years ago.

That's the best subplot in the fucking books. He better fucking do it!

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>Only Kino about it was Jorah fighting and going down like a man.

I shed a tear. It was a scene women will never understand. A man dying for his queen and motherland, he will never see the promised land.

The sept blowing up was objectively one of the best parts of the whole srires

...too abd it is ruiend because there is literally no fallout from it. The city itself doesn't change, the people of westeros don't rise up. there's the Brotherehood without Banners, and we're told about the Kingswood Bandits, so clearly there's precedent for peasents getting uppity. FUCK GAME OF THRONES AND FUCK JEWS

Not him, but it was apparently the original outline for the book that he changed by the 3rd book and didn't want to stick to it and seems to regret that his original outline ever leaked in the first place.

ed sheeran got his eyelids melted off by dragonfire according to some whores in king’s landing

what's the next step of his master plan?

at that point I didn't care for him, after the nothing personnel scene I lost myself

HAM?!

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He should have thrown the spear into Drogon's throat instead of smirking

GRRM can still make it work. All plotlines lead to Winterfell. Stoneheart in charge, Undead Jon being a psychotic blood thirsty general and Arya posing as a servant girl who gets raped (willingly) by Jon.

AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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best episode, worst season

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I think they actually surprisingly can see the beauty in it, a lot of people have respect for him after that.

>Charges in with Ghost and the Dothraki
>Survives
>Fights and walks back to save Dany
>Fights with her to the bitter end and refuses to fall until he's 100% sure she's safe
>Last words are a muttered I love you

The Father of Dragons, Ser Jorah/Captain Friendzone of Nice Guy Island, the most honorable man there is ironically, a true knight that defended his love and lady till the end, and with an ironic Heartsbane by his side.

Doesn't mean he scrapped everything. Quite a lot of it made into the books actually. Besides, Jon's arc was really focused on Arya before he died.

>still rated that highly
normies must die

Remember how satisfying it was watching Joffrey die? Or when Tyrion killed Tywin? My heart literally sank and all hope for this show died when Arya appeared out of nowhere and killed the NK. What a shit villain.

Guys, I just rewatched the episode with subtitles and I think I spotted Stannis.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9skYkQfAwus

>I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU MY SISTER, MY COMMANDER, MY QUEEN

>when tyrion killed tywin

sad moment tbqh, that minimanlet has been annoying since season 1

How do you think he is doing now?

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Space for one more?

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>How do you think he is doing now?

He's still digging that tunnel out.

constant looking for food and air sure must be exhausting

>not keeping a spare key inside a giant safe

Only a fool wouldn't do this. He's fine.

Arya killing Papa Frey was pretty cool.

there was a woman in that city with all his head covered in pieces of mirrors, what happened to her

outdated pasta, stop posting

>...too abd it is ruiend because there is literally no fallout from it.

And that's why I hate that scene so much

>THERE WILL BE CIVIL WAR IF WE KILL THE HIGH SPARROW
>afterwords the Sparrows disappear

Give it up, baby! I studied all your moves!

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>>Last words are a muttered I love you
>things that didn't happen

Who?

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the same thing that happened to the warlock assassin trying to take out Dany early on in S3
QARTH'ED

Go rewatch it, I mean there are no words, but you can clearly tell that's what he's trying to say.

Sohpie Turner just got married to her midget BF in LAs Vegas tonight..

Agreed, season 4 was the beginning of the end, but still solid, Tyrion trial was pure, unadultered, kino. Battle of Castle Black was shit tho, it's neo-got as fuck

tyron lancaster?

youtube.com/watch?v=EV46qFZrOzk

>Despite killing the rulers of two major Kingdoms and blowing up the peasants Cersei rules completly unopposed

BRAVO DABID

The problem is NK died without a bang, no long sword fight no nothing. Its kinda as anti-climatic as Miyamoto Musashi clubbing Sasaki Kojiro with his wood sword over his head.

nah the other one, same height though. It's on front of DM if anyone wants to look, don't feel like getting the picture:

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6983625/Sophie-Turner-Joe-Jonas-married-SURPRISE-Las-Vegas-ceremony.html

i rewatched that moment before i posted that
it didn't happen desu

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That's how actual fights are. They aren't constantly swinging swords at each other. It's a few quick blows and then a killing blow. Over in a few seconds. That's how it is, it's anti-climatic and not fantasized.

Being the only one that asks what dragons eat.

khaleesi... just a crumb of pussy

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that was smart yes, but not telling Jon about it was fucking dumb as shit.

But this is the main villain of the entire series
Having him and his army go down with a single blow is pathetic

>and not fantasized
>it's a fantasy show

i miss old dany bros. she was the reason i fucking watched this shit show.

don't remember her name, she helped danny

bookEuron: a hybrid of Jafar, Captain Hook, Dr. Facilier and Scar
showEuron: Gaston

The dick didnt break her. Thats mental strength

You know, I agree, but this is some supernatural being that has been teased for many years. The NK himself since S4 at least, and the walkers since the first scene of S1E1. There should have been more to it. Jon fought an actual Walker in Hardhome and that was cool as shit. In their final episode we didn't even get a walker fight.

Die.

Littlefinger did that

WHY DOES HE WEAR TWO SWORDS

i mean didn't that happen to sauron too?

>Remember how satisfying it was watching Joffrey die? Or when Tyrion killed Tywin?

Remember when we used to care about the characters and there was stakes in the show?

You're definitely going to have to get some glasses or body language classes. I'm actually kind of dumbfounded that you can't notice something so obvious, more dumbfounded than I was at the rest of the episode.

she was already broken by a different dick - joffrey. hence why the plot armor for the second one

>Cersei rules completly unopposed

In reality the peasants would have hanged her upside down and pelted her with rotten food till she died

After that House Estermount would begin ruling

>That danaerys tummy

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>it took two season for the vale army to march north without being spotted once by bolton forces
>it took grayworm like a few days to get from king's landing to the north

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Fucking normies ruin everthing desu

cant find a site that is discussing spoilers

The brown, muddled mass got disappeared? Well this fantasy narrative might just be more whoke than I'd imagined!

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So you're admitting that GoT is now just a cheap copy of LoTR

Good thing real life is boring as sin and we have fantasy to escape it.

Except it was already established that destroying the ring would defeat him and there was an actual struggle to get it to mt doom
If it was like GoT Frodo would just jump straight to mt doom and dunk it in there with no trouble

>highgarden, a highly fortified well supplied castle with a strong standing army, fell in a few minutes

Bravo Dabid

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They were at Casterly Rock.

>They were at Casterly Rock.

They left and were at king's landing at the end of season 7

Not to mention the idea of throwing the ring into the volcano wouldn't have been introduced until halfway through RotK.

They did? Completely missed/forgot that. Man this teleportation business is getting out of hand.

So why did they introduce time travel again?

more like if eowyn did it

Hell is eternal, you're here forever.

This is why I find it so puzzling that people *still* come up with 'theories' about the show. Theories rely on the internal rules of a story being followed. The Highgarden stuff showed that all bets are off, Dabid and Dabid will just fudge the lore if they need to.

But the music during that scene was breddy gud: youtube.com/watch?v=LgG5dYc-Yps

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>That's how actual fights are
She dropped the knife and catched it with the other while in a chokehold. Then she killed him.

>If it was like GoT Frodo would just jump straight to mt doom and dunk it in there with no trouble
Why didn't the Eagles just do that?
>Nobody fortifies in the Vale that has never been penetrated or at the place with tons of Dragon glass for wights to trip on

8 Seasons.

8 Seasons

8 Seasons

8 Seasons

Im not even going to watch it anymore, dropping it just like walking dead. Feminism was a fucking mistake.

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>But the music during that scene was breddy gud: youtube.com/watch?v=LgG5dYc-Yps

Yeah music at least seems to be still top notch.

>dropping it three episodes away from finish
i think you're a little late, user

I refuse to believe anyone with a working brain thinks that episode was the best battle in the series. The lighting and stealth scenes alone disqualify it.

This, I dropped it 4 years ago and only come here for the memes.

>Im not even going to watch it anymore
Yes you are nerd

There must always be a Night King.

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>Nobody fortifies in the Vale
Yeah it's amazing they didn't set up a death trap for the army of the dead at the bloodily gate

how fast will they teleport from the north to the south
1 episode?
2?

my guess is half an episode and they're teleported outside the gates

I liked the part where the wights turn from runners to walkers in the span of a few seconds just so Arya can have a stealth scene.

TELL THEM ONLY THAT THE NIGHT KING IS DEAD AND THAT BRANDON STARK DIED WITH HIM

Here here!

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Who even cares anymore? Arya will one shot Cersei and they'll all live happily ever after.

One episode and 16 minutes and 32 seconds.

this fuckers ruined the whole show to appeal the normie/yasqueenslay audience, it's fucking sad but we saw it coming, disappointed but not surprised

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>how fast will they teleport from the north to the south

10 seconds

>episode 4 starts with Arya waking up from a fever dream showing nothing in episode 3 happened
How would Yea Forums feel about this?

His mother said he could have 2, the smug fuck

Even more mad. Why waste 80 minutes of television on a fight if it only was dream?

Noh...

I just rewatched it too. He's just moving his mouth, if he's mouthing words they're completely unintelligible

Callbacks are now retroactive foreshadowing. Don't you get it?

Mel said "what do we say to the God of death" just like Syrio in season 1. It meant one thing back then but NOW it means it was foreshadowing Arya to kill the NK.

It all makes sense

Quaithe?

I imagine he said 'fuck you' and it works because the lips are moving the same way as if he said 'i love you'. more fun that way, try it.

I actually was fine with the god of death thing. It was the blue eyes bullshit that made no sense. Melly was clearly talking about her the people on her list of names.

yes

Yeah EXCEPT MEL DOESN'T WORSHIP THE FUCKING GOD OF DEATH

But you know what, I'm getting usued to this fucking crap not making sense anymore.

Quaithe

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NONONONO you see user the knight king WAS on her list the whole time.

She also says "you know nothing" to Jon in like season five.

Anyone got that kino music before NK dies?

>implying Benioff even remembers she exists

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Arya just pulled a Rowling

>give me your honest predictions of episode 4

Snarky remarks
Jon and Dany argue about the state of their army--Jon reminds Dany that she isn't the rightful heir. She doesn't care. Jon stutters and cucks out like always.
A bunch of predictable crap happens in King's Landing. Cersei intends to move against the norf
Bronn meets up with Tyrion and a deal is made
End episode

one thing's for sure, there's no "L" enunciation

>She doesn't care. Jon stutters and cucks out like always.

Why don't they just have a power sharing agreement in their marriage?

One thing? SHE'S A WAHMAN

>Alt_X still MIA

How mad is he?

those sick fucks.

they were just drooling over that little girl waiting for the day they could expose her on nation television

makes me wanna puke.

>Cersei intends to move against the norf

>Cersei
>ruler of anything outside of red keep

It still baffles me

as mad as based val

He was so in denial he thought the NK would return.

What about Joffrey dying?

Because womyn > men due to Tumblr fandom appeasement. This has been happening ever since the Ramsy/Sansa rape outcry years ago.

euron will teleport to the north notice all the carnage and come back in time to warn cersei that they're coming and then a few minutes later they'll be kicking in the door to the throne room

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>tyrion for some reason betrays dany and gets executed
>jaime will die, probably offscreen so arya can take his face and kill cersei unexpectedly
>jon will kill dany for some unknown reason

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I cant believe they actually introduced Euron so late in the show. He's barely a character. God I can't wait some asspull where he becomes the king or some shit.

he's handling it far worse than preston

with jews, ___ ____

No one will show any emotional scars about the long night.
Dany will forget about watching her Dothraki go extinct in one move.

Remember how Littlefinger got executed? Not a single character has brought this up. Nobody thought to ask where he was? When Jon left Littlefinger was there. Does he not wonder what happened to him?

Who?

We don't have time to tie up loose ends, user. This is no longer a TV drama about characters. It's a blockbuster action movie about set pieces.

thats off the table as well

Omggggg who cares so boring

Are there any chances he will come back? Is he cast in any of the episodes?

Just when i thought this show couldn't get any worse...

Jon doesnt care about him. Did Jon even ever talk to petyr?

He's pissed but he won't really show it.
His videos are episode breakdowns. He rarely gives his opinions. He might put in a joke about how dark it was but that's it

youtube.com/watch?v=dwTQzU5dB2w
Why are there barely any interviews with this man?

Is this what you do all day?

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

Well, no, I write for a living but I alt-tab every ten minutes to check the thread.

I'm sure Tyrion would want to keep Cersei alive cause it's still his sister and everything, but no one else does so... kaboom

Dany probably not being able to handle not having a claim for a chair?

I still want my cleganebowl thou

>fuckin white male
>GROSS!!!!!

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>Remember how Littlefinger got executed? Not a single character has brought this up. Nobody thought to ask where he was? When Jon left Littlefinger was there. Does he not wonder what happened to him?

Characters acting logically is not how the show works.

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Yes in the crypts before he left.

>Kike & Kike cannot even make trebuchet properly

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Season 4 is when they started going away from the books and season 5 git worse, then they ran out of books to adapt all together

This reminds me wtf happened to Dario Naharis?

>I still want my cleganebowl thou

>The Hound and Mountain fight a hard battle
>The Hound is almost defeated--The Mountain swings a death blow
>Brianne interferes and ultimately defeats The Mountain

There is no need for spoilers here. D&D's writing is obvious.

oh please not the 'I AM NO MAN' meme.. I'd settle for anything else than Brienne

gee what are closed captions

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I'M HURT